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Politics › Re: 2019: Tinubu can’t deliver bad product, PDP tells Presidency by Jokerman(m): 9:16am On Feb 09, 2018
surgical:
check the results.
Lol....we've and are seeing them..... grin
Politics › Re: 2019: Tinubu can’t deliver bad product, PDP tells Presidency by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On Feb 09, 2018
surgical:
since leaving governor, what has your duke being doing to advance the nation, now that he wants position,you are now seeing him, that's selfishness, real leaders are selfless. the guy is not even as young as you want us to believe.
Yes.... buh remember we also voted Buhari who never did anything to promote Nigeria
Politics › Re: Police Already Flooded Lekki Toll Gate Against Protest Over Increase Of Toll Fee by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On Feb 09, 2018
Lipscomb:
That's how the system have been run in USA .
Do you live in the US??
Politics › Re: I Will Review Appointments To Address Marginalisation – Buhari by Jokerman(m): 12:12am On Feb 09, 2018
GMBuhari:
It still won't be enough for some bastards

they will say it's campaign strategy

whereas , most of these appointments were made in recent times , as recently as two months ago when they raised a scandal about appointing dead people , of which the list of appointments was prepared in 2015


yeye pipu
Vedaxcool the wailer..... grin
Politics › Re: #bringbackmyanaloguepresident: I Prefer Incorruptible Analogue President! by Jokerman(m): 12:09am On Feb 09, 2018
BlackMbakara1:
LMAO...give me facts.
Yarimo... alias... minuola..... stop this your evil campaign... baba must go back to daura 2019... ao fe esu ni Nigeria ta wa o
Gaming › Re: PES 2017 Patch.... by Jokerman(op): 5:05pm On Feb 08, 2018
jaheymezz:
currently in ekiti based on schooling
Chei bro... no p.... thanks anyways
Politics › Re: Yusufgate: Reinstated Secretary Yusuf, Resumes As Protest For His Removal Begins by Jokerman(m): 5:03pm On Feb 08, 2018
Turantula:
Buhari, I take God beg you pity Afonja nah! They no follow for 5%.
Habba!

Travel › Re: Protest Against Lekki Toll Gate Fees Hike by Jokerman(m): 3:44pm On Feb 08, 2018
Are they OKhuh we are very OK with whatever the govt throws at us....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'm Going Out Of My Mind!!! by Jokerman(m): 12:54pm On Feb 08, 2018
have you tried teaching ma.... its of great help... its better than marketing honestly for a married woman.... with money you make from teaching, you can still delve to your own side weekend hustles....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top 10 Lucrative Blue-collar Jobs In Nigeria To Beat Graduate Unemployment by Jokerman(m): 12:42pm On Feb 08, 2018
Printing job is lucrative especially if you wanna print for companies, some schools etc... buh connect sha.... however one must start from somewhere....

Sometimes we need to take a leap of faith....
Politics › Re: Ogundamisi Is Shocked Adewole Has Not Resigned As Health Minister. See Why by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On Feb 08, 2018
lol... resign in a Nigerian dictionary or what??
Computers › Re: Power Bank For Laptops Notebooks Tablets Iphone. by Jokerman(m): 8:13am On Feb 08, 2018
How much are these power banks??
Gaming › Re: PES 2017 Patch.... by Jokerman(op): 12:06am On Feb 08, 2018
jaheymezz:
I get oo but I ain't in lagos
Choi.... abeg bro where you dey??.
Gaming › Re: PES 2017 Patch.... by Jokerman(op): 6:58pm On Feb 07, 2018
GameGod:
Patch as in?
I mean the latest updated files on PES 2017...
Politics › Re: The Miscalculation Of Ipobians.... by Jokerman(m): 1:14pm On Feb 06, 2018
Vedaxfool.....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massive Recruitment In Abuja For Engineers At CNEEC (Over 300 Positions) by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On Feb 06, 2018
8 years experience??
Gaming › PES 2017 Patch.... by Jokerman(op): 7:32am On Feb 06, 2018
Please who has PES 2017 patch anywhere in Lagos...I would be grateful if its the latest update....

Thanks...
Gaming › Re: Pes 2018 For PC � by Jokerman(m): 7:09am On Feb 06, 2018
lol.... something you can buy at #500 at computer village Ikeja??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 7:04am On Jan 10, 2018
Rubber Estates Nigeria Limited is an Agro-allied Company operating in Nigeria. As a result of expansion, we urgently require suitably qualified candidates to fill the positions below:

Job Title: IT Officer (Assistant IT Manager)
Location: Any City, Nigeria
Qualifications and Skills Required
B.Sc./B.Eng. in Electronics or Computer Engineering
A minimum of 5 years post NYSC experience in a mixed (wired and wireless) network environment
Good customer service orientation & good communication skill
Good knowledge of PC’s and operating systems
Hardware and software troubleshooting experience
Troubleshooting in network environment (LAN, WAN and WLAN)
Experience in data management and documentation
Ability to work under pressure and with minimum supervision.

Job Title: Assistant Plant Manager
Location: Any City, Nigeria
Qualifications and Skills Required
HND/B.Eng. in Mechanical/Electrical Engineering
A minimum of 5 years post NYSC experience in related industry
Must be computer literate in Microsoft Words and Excel
Must have a good inter-personal and communication skills
Excellent organization skills
Ability to use CAT Electronic Technician (ET) & Services Information System (SIS) software.
Ability to work under pressure and independently

Job Title: Plant Mechanic
Location: Any City, Nigeria
Qualifications and Skills Required
A minimum of an OND or Trade Test 1 in Mechanical Engineering
A minimum of 2 years experience in related industry
Proven ability to work on Diesel engines – Trainable

Job Title: Workshop Supervisor
Location: Any City, Nigeria
Qualifications and Skills Required
HND/B.Eng. in Mechanical Engineering
A minimum of 2 years post NYSC cognate experience
Must be computer literate (MS Word and Excel)
Must have good organization, interpersonal and communication skills
Ability to work under pressure and with minimum supervision


Job Title: Plant Manager
Location: Any City, Nigeria
Qualifications and Skills Required
HND/B.Eng. in Mechanical Engineering
A minimum of 7 years post NYSC experience in related industry with, at least, 2 years at Managerial level
Must be computer literate in Microsoft Words and Excel
Must have a good inter-personal and communication skills
Excellent organization skills
Ability to use CAT Electronic Technician (ET) & Services Information System (SIS) software
Ability to work under pressure and independently.

Job Title: Nursing Officer
Location: Any City, Nigeria
Qualifications and Skills required
A qualified and Registered Nurse (RN) and Midwife (RM) with a valid license from the Nursing and Midwifery Council of Nigeria covering till 2019.
Minimum of 2 years post-qualifications experience specifically in a standard hospital or a reputable medical outfit.
The candidate must be smart, diligent, hardworking, responsible and reliable with high integrity. In addition, must have the following skill – good human relations with empathy, Microsoft excel, report writing, coordination of Medical Assistants, time management and patient care skills.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV’s to:
applications@rubberestates.com using the position applied for as the subject of the mail.

Note: Only qualified candidates will be invited

Application Deadline 23rd January, 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 6:58am On Jan 10, 2018
Greenfield Hotel and Catering Services Limited is a catering and hospitality outfit located at 26 Tafawa Balewa Crescent off Adeniran Ogunsanya Road, Surulere.
We are recruiting to fill the vacant positions below:

Job Title: Account Officer
Location: Lagos
Requirements
Minimum qualification: B.Sc/HND in Accounting or any other related courses, certificate in Peachtree accounting will be an added advantage
A minimum of 3 years of experience as account Officer or related role.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)

Job Title: Restaurant Supervisor and Outlet Supervisor
Location: Lagos
Requirements
A minimum of OND or its equivalent with at least five years experience in related field.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)

Job Title: Production Supervisor/ Coordinator
Location: Lagos
Requirements
A minimum of B.Sc / HND in Hotel & Catering Management, Home Economics or Its equivalent with good knowledge of catering mathematics systems, good with figures and should possess good knowledge of cooking art, with at least five years relevant experience catering industry.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)

Job Title: Storekeeper
Location: Lagos
Requirements
Minimum qualification is B.Sc/ HND in Storekeeping/Warehouse Mgt. Purchasing and Supplies or any other related courses,certificate in Peachtree accounting will be an added advantage, with minimum of 3 years of experience as a Storekeeper or related role.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)

Job Title: Industrial Cook
Location: Lagos
Requirements
Catering Diploma, OND or Degree, with at least 2 years in a hospitality/Industrial Catering Industry as a cook.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)


Job Title: Canteen Supervisor
Location: Lagos
Requirements
Must have completed a degree programme (B.A, B.Sc or HND) fluent in English Language. Any catering certification will be an added advantage with at least two years in a supervisory role in the hospitality/Industrial Catering services.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)

Job Title: Continental Cook
Location: Lagos
Requirements
Seasoned from well established catering or restaurant outfit with a minimum of three years relevant experience.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)

Job Title: Baker
Location: Lagos
Requirements
Seasoned from well established catering or restaurant outfit with a minimum of three years relevant experience.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)

Job Title: Canteen Manager
Location: Lagos
Requirements
Minimum of HND certificate in Catering and Hotel management or equivalent in a related discipline, with a minimum of 8/10 years of experience in the hospitality/industrial Catering Industry.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage).

Job Title: Waiter and Waitress
Location: Lagos
Requirements
At least a high school Education, but must be fluent in English language, with at least must have worked for 12 months in the hospitality/Industrial Catering Industry in a similar capacity.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage).

Job Title: Kitchen Assistant
Location: Lagos
Requirements
Vibrant and energetic persons with zeal for work, Experience In industrial catering preferred.
Applicants must reside in Lagos state (Ikeja/Ogba environs will be an advantage)
RELATED: Jadesola (Nig.) Enterprises Vacancy for a Farm Accountant

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Application Letter and CV’s to:
info@greenfieldlimited.com and
hr@greenfieldlimited.com stating the position being applied for in the mail.

Application Deadline 23rd January, 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 6:49am On Jan 10, 2018
Job Title: Logistics Officer

Location: Lagos

Job Responsibilities
Oversee assigned fleet’s operations and make reports on fleet performance and other operational activities.
Plan, organize and manage the work of subordinate staff to ensure the work is accomplished in a manner consistent with organizational policy.
Oversee proper use of fuel rations; maintain log and account for fuel and oil storage tanks
Work closely with the Fleet Maintenance Manager to oversee and schedule fleet maintenance and repairs
Obtain and maintain truck licensing, registration, permits and other related documents.
Direct activities such as dispatching, routing and tracking vehicles.

Requirements
First degree in Transportation or any related discipline.
Ability to manage drivers.
Good planning and proper time management.
3 – 5 years related work experience. Haulage/Transportation experience is an added advantage.
Ability to make accurate decisions quickly.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resumes to: services@peridotforte.com using ‘Logistics Officer’ as the email subject

Application Deadline 19th January, 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 6:44am On Jan 10, 2018
Job Title: Customer Service Officer
Location: Lagos
Job Description
Meet and greet customers
Receive job details from customers
Take vehicle inventory
Get prompt update from the workshop
Share timely feedback/update with the customer
Reconfirm inventory details before vehicle delivery
Check for special service campaign (SSC) recall vehicles at the reception
Recommend additional job details to the customer (as applicable)
Communicate vehicle repair estimate to customers and secure their approval (Estimate closure)
Ensure customer satisfaction
Actively listen to customer’s complaints
Qualification and Experience
HND/BSc. in Mass Communication, Marketing, Business Administration or any other management course
Professional certification in customer service will be an advantage Ability to engage.
Customers in a professional manner thereby enhancing satisfactory customer experience.
Proficiency in use of computer application e.g. MS Office suite is required
3-5 years proven experience in customer service or sales role, preferably within an automotive or manufacturing environment

Remuneration
Salary is attractive plus other employment benefits

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their updated CV’s to:
sulaimon.saliu@germaine.ng

Application Deadline 18th January, 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 7:34pm On Jan 04, 2018
We are recruiting to fill the position below:
Job Title: Payroll Analyst

Location: Lagos

Job Description
We are currently seeking a young male or female for a payroll analyst role.
He/She would work coherently with different units in collating important information on salaries, remittances and benefits of staff for preparation of monthly payroll.

Responsibilities
Work closely with finance, HR Operations and clients on related payroll issues.
Preparation and processing of payroll in accordance with laid down procedures and standards.
Ensure payrolls are processed in a timely and accurate manner
Verify all changes on payroll and effect changes appropriately.

Requirements
Minimum of a B.Sc. (2nd Class Lower) or a HND (Lower Credit) in any course from a reputable higher institution.
Must have done his/her NYSC.
Age Limit of 32 years.
Advanced User of Ms Excel (Candidates will undergo serious tests on Excel Sheets)
Articulate, organized and has a very responsive personality.
Strong Ability to work under pressure.
Excellent interpersonal skills.
Can adapt easily to new work environments
Must be resident in Lagos. (Close proximity to Gbagada will be an added advantage).

Application Closing Date
5th January, 2018.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: jobs@wfmcentre.com The Subject of the mail should be “Payroll Analyst”.
Note: Only qualified candidates will be contacted.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 7:30pm On Jan 04, 2018
Ornamental AgroAllied Enterprises is a full service agriculture firm offering professional farm management, Dairy Operation, livestock operations management, agricultural consulting. We have a practical understanding across the whole range of farming disciplines.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Graduate Trainee

Location: Lagos
Requirements
Ability to think indicatively, pay attention to detail and seek continuous improvement.
Excellent numerical and analytical skills.
High level of integrity and transparency.
Dedication of time and knowledge.
Effective time management skills.
Promptness and dependability.
Ability to prioritize multiple tasks.
Must be ready to be part of a team and work with a team to meet tight schedules.
Must be able to handle tough fast environment. Participate in training sessions to understand the objective of the project.

Skills/Qualifications
Minimum Second Class Lower degree or HND in any discipline
Be analytical minded and be a fast learner.
Be confident and possess leadership skills.
Intelligent dont confuse with academic.
Must be hardworking, diligent and trustworthy.
Must be ready to be part of a team and work with a team to meet tight schedules.
Must be able to handle tough fast environment.
Participate in training sessions to understand the objective of the project.
Must be resident in Lagos State.

Application Closing Date
31st January, 2018.
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications to:
careers@ornamental.com.ng
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 7:21pm On Jan 04, 2018
Me Cure Healthcare Limited, was established in 2009 and is headquartered in Nigeria with 7 healthcare diagnostic centers including an eye center which is a state of the art ophthalmic clinic used to diagnose, treat and perform vision related surgeries.
We are recruiting to fill the position below:
Job Title: Marketing Executive
Location: Lagos
Job Type: Full Time
Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Application Closing Date
10th January. 2018.
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: hr@mecure.com.ng
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 7:12pm On Jan 04, 2018
Job Title: Sales Representative
Location: Victoria Island, Lagos
Responsibilities
Explain products usage in the most professional and efficient way to customers
Maintain and develop a computerized customer and prospect database
Implement the sales strategy within the showroom
Responsible for the proper display of the products in the showroom
Ensure all the required quantities of products are displayed in the showroom
Requirements
HND/B.Sc Degree qualification
1 - 4 years relevant experience in sales of Electronics and Home Appliances
Proximity to work location is an added advantage.
Salary
N50,000/month
Application Closing Date
31st January, 2018.
Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resume to: info@pushresume.com using the Job Position as the subject of the e-mail. (e.g Sales Representative - Victoria Island).
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 1:17pm On Jan 04, 2018
Vacancy exist in the following positions in an IT company in Yaba, Lagos.

Job Title: IT Sales Executives

Job Description
Ideal candidate is expected to :
Develop effective sales plans using sales methodology
Provide technical advice to customers on all aspects of the installation and use of computer systems &networks, both before and after the sale
Handling hardware or software problems and faults and referring on to specialist technical colleagues
Responding to tender documents, writing proposals,reports and supporting literature
Preparing & delivering customer presentations &demonstrations of the software, articulately and confidently
Identifying & developing new business through networking and courtesy and follow up calls
Requirements
5 years experience in a similar role
Minimum of Bachelors degree or HND is required across all the roles.
Masters degree or Professional qualifications are an added advantage.

How to Apply
Interested candidates should send their C.V to
vincintoire@gmail.com using position as subject on or before January 5th 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 1:15pm On Jan 04, 2018
ASNO Wheels Service Center Enugu is an automobile service out fit. We service cars and 3D wheel alignment and balancing etc.

Job Title: Service Engineer

Job Description
The candidate must have a minimum of OND and 3 years work experience.
He or she will be in charge of repairs, maintainace and diagnosis of Japanese and (or) Mercedes Benz vehicles.

How to Apply
Interested candidates should send their applications to asnowheels@outlook.com

Application Deadline: On or before the 5th of February 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 1:12pm On Jan 04, 2018
Tekniteed Nigeria Limited is one of the fastest growing industrial spares and packaging solutions marketing house in Nigeria. We specialize on conveyor spares, power transmission, fluid power, automation, OEM after-market parts, material handling and industrial tools.
We are recruiting to fill the positions below:

Job Title: Sales/Applications Engineer
Location: Ogun
Job Description
TekniTeed Nigeria Limited is in search of a Sales/Applications Engineer for our Agbara Office.
Requirements
The desired candidate must have a B.Sc/HND in Mechanical or Electrical Electronics Engineering
Should possess at least 2 years working experience in a similar role, and must be resident in Agbara or environs.

Job Title: Customer Service/Admin Executive
Location: Ibadan, Oyo
Requirements
The desired candidate must have a BSc/HND in an Administrative discipline, should possess at least 2 years working experience in a similar role, should be female and must be resident in Ibadan.

Job Title: Sales/Marketing Executive
Location: Agbara, Ogun
Requirements
The desired candidate must have a BSc/HND in Marketing, should possess at least 2 years working experience in a similar role, should be female and must be resident in Agbara or environs.

Job Title: Sales/Applications Engineer
Location: Port Harcourt, Rivers
Requirements
The desired candidate must have a BSc/HND in Mechanical or Electrical Electronics Engineering,should possess at least 2 years working experience in a similar role, and must be resident in Port Harcourt.

Job Title: Sales/Marketing Executive
Location: Port Harcourt, Rivers
Requirements
The desired candidate must have a BSc/HND in Marketing, should possess at least 2 years working experience in a similar role, and must be resident in Port Harcourt.

Job Title: Customer Service/Admin Executive
Location: Port Harcourt, Rivers
Job Description
The desired candidate must have a BSc/HND in an Administrative discipline, should possess at least 2 years working experience in a similar role, should be female and must be resident in Port Harcourt.
RELATED: FMCG Company Jobs for Sales Tricycle Riders in Lagos, June 2014

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV’s (in PDF format only) to:
recruitment@tekniteedng.com with “Sales/Applications Engineer” as the subject of the mail.
Application Deadline 19th January, 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Jan 04, 2018
Workforce Group is currently looking for 10 good looking ladies (HND holders only) for a SALES ROLE role at various branches of a Leading Commercial Bank on the Island (Lekki, Victoria Island and Ajah) in Lagos State.
Job Title: Sales Associates
REQUIREMENTS.
– Very presentable and smart.
– Must Be HND Holders who must have done their NYSC.
– Must be resident on the Island in Lagos State (Lekki, Victoria Island and Ajah Axis).
– Not Older than 32yrs as at 31st December 2018.
– They must have good communication skills.
– Excellent interpersonal skills
– Good Dress Sense and very confident.
How to Apply
Qualified ladies can come in for a Walk-in interview at WORKFORCE (The Zone), Plot 9, Gbagada Expressway (Beside UPS), By 2nd Pedro Bus Stop, Gbagada, Lagos.
Please come along with your CV and be formally dressed.
Time – 9AM – 5PM on Weekdays.
Ask for Mr. Nnamdi.

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