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Politics › Re: Governor Seyi Makinde's Success Stories In Oyo State: A Blueprint For National T by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On Aug 10, 2024

JagabanB:
If the Oyo that I know is what you are talking about, then I understand why the country is the way it is.
Oyo is shining?
Seriously?
I have been to communities struggIing with water in same Oyo, few weeks ago, I was in Iseyin LG and general hospital was locked because the hospital is on strike, is that how shinny Oyo is?

That's a BOT bro

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Politics › Re: Governor Seyi Makinde's Success Stories In Oyo State: A Blueprint For National T by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Aug 10, 2024

Lol

All these people being mobilised by politicians with paltry funds to whitewash them on social media sef 😹😹😹

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On Aug 10, 2024

Ijustwantto:
Eric is a good coach, but can't coach a big club like Barcelona

But las las, him go still give u Calabar cup wey I go take hold bodi

😂😹😹😹...

So na my darling club you dey refer to as small tinpot club?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On Aug 10, 2024

andrewbaba44:
Na last 2 season xavi win league oga

Why Una sack am??

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On Aug 10, 2024

Ijustwantto:
🤣🤣🤣

Abeg make we exchange coaches, Flick with EBL?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:37pm On Aug 10, 2024

andrewbaba44:
Na Barca you Dey talk about here o

So you no fit yell us why you sack Xavi wey win league, but you are accusing me of something else about our coach wey finish 8th in the league?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:28pm On Aug 10, 2024

[quote author=Dantedasz post=131437202][/quote]Better. We are just wasting our time with such a coach

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:22pm On Aug 10, 2024

andrewbaba44:
You no like ETH because he sent your idolo commot for your club

Fake Man U fan

Lol....

Why Una no continue with Xavi, when he even win league?? Abeg reply 😂

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Aug 10, 2024

Hopefully Ruud Van Nistelrooy takes over soon.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by Jokerman(m): 4:06pm On Aug 10, 2024

legitnow1:
ALL THIS BULL SHIT IS OLD.

GO TO IGBOLAND NOW.

All these won't save Igbo land

Only Jesus can save.

Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by Jokerman(m): 4:05pm On Aug 10, 2024

Ladiesdoctor:
Satan reside in the South Yeast

You are dumb.

Any difference between them and those that call themselves Christians and still worship Osun, Ifa, Oro etc?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by Jokerman(m): 4:04pm On Aug 10, 2024

legitnow1:
YOUR CHRISTIANITY IS A PROBLEM IN NIGERIA.

WHEN THEY SLAUGTER CHRISTIAN YOU WILL SAY WAITIN CONCERN YOU, IT IS NOT MY FAMILY MEMBER AND DO NOTHING.

WHNE U ARE SUPPOSE TO BE SHELFLESS AND FIGHT FOR JUSTICE.

WITH AMADIOHA AND IKENGA, IF WE SEE U, WE ILL SPILL YOUR BLOOD AND CUT YOU TO PIECES BEFORE WE PUT U INSIDE POT AND FIRE.

YOUR HEAD GO BE OPEN DISPLAY OR ALTAR AND YOUR BLOOD USE FOR CLEANSING OF THE LAND.

AN EYE FOR ANY EYE. STRIAGHT UP.

IF FACT, IF U CROSS THE RED MARK ON A TREE, WE DON ACHIVE YOUR HEAD.

Eye for an Eye, and both makes the world blind.

There's no place in God's kingdom for anger, murder, strife, killing.

Only Jesus has power to save.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On Aug 10, 2024

Jebetter4u:
Ahmadioha thunder fire those hypocrites... so exercising one's freedom of association and religion is now a crime... am planning to rebuild my grandpa 👴 shrine...

Amadioha is a demon deceiving you, just as those being deceived with Ifa and Oro....

There's no God anywhere except the God of heaven and the Earth

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On Aug 10, 2024

Idols that are deceiving you to lose your soul in the wrath of Fire.

If you say you won't worship God that created you by the only way He made available (Jesus Christ), then you make yourself an enemy of God, but the fallen angels and demons (Idols) will be deceiving you with fake power and deceitful wealth.

If you are among those, come out from among them and become children of God.

Don't lose your soul and go to hell fire.

Please

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Group Worries Over Idol Worship Among Igbo Youths by Jokerman(m): 3:58pm On Aug 10, 2024

CAN is one of the problems.

However the Bible already predicted it... Because Iniquity shall abound, the love of many will wax cold -Matt 24:12.

We as Christians are encouraged not to lose our faith or follow after their footsteps, because the ways of a men seems right to him, but the end is destruction.

My only pain is that many people are dying without accepting Jesus as their Lord and Personal Saviour, forgetting that there's no peace for the Wicked.

What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and lose his soul.

May God encourage us world wide

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:54pm On Aug 10, 2024

Lol.

Make I see how Erik Bin Laden no go play Antony over Amad 😂

No be Erik again.. ok o... 😂

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man City Vs Man United: Community Shield (7 - 6) On Penalties On 10th Aug 2024 by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On Aug 10, 2024

I'm back to watch Erik Bin Laden matches uninspiring matches for manitd again this season 😒

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Aug 10, 2024

No more excuses for Erik Bin Laden

Sports › Re: Team Nigeria Leaves Paris2024 Olympics Without A Medal by Jokerman(m): 12:54pm On Aug 10, 2024

Dominican Republic won a medal, Botswana won, but a fake giant went home trophyless.

Shame shame shame.

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Politics › Re: Percentage Of Women Who Delivered In State Health Care Facility- STATISENSE by Jokerman(op): 12:02pm On Aug 10, 2024

Christistruth02:
Ipob Bureau of 419 Statistics Oyo and Ogun are even way higher than Osun State
.. Statisense is a bunch of Tribalistic Fraudsters in a room picking figures out of the Air

So where's Oyo and Ogun??

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Politics › Re: Percentage Of Women Who Delivered In State Health Care Facility- STATISENSE by Jokerman(op): 10:51am On Aug 10, 2024

My question why always Igbos topping all the amazing statistics in Nigeria ?

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Politics › Percentage Of Women Who Delivered In State Health Care Facility- STATISENSE by Jokerman(op): 10:50am On Aug 10, 2024

🇳🇬WOMEN WHO DELIVERED IN HEALTH FACILITY — BY STATE

Percentage of women age (15-49) with a live birth in health facility

Top 12 states
1 🟢Imo — 93.8%
2 🟢Abia — 91.2%
3 🟢Anambra — 90.8%
4 🟢Ebonyi — 90.7%
5 🟢Enugu — 89.7%
6 🟤Edo — 87.5%
7 🟣Lagos — 86.7%
8 🟣Osun — 86.1%
9 🟠Kogi — 83.2%
10 🟠FCT — 82.2%
11 🟣Ekiti — 77.8%
12 🟠Kwara — 76.2%

🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW

#Statisense
(MICS 2021-2023)

https://x.com/StatiSense/status/1822187006249537752?t=kUGdK_TWGEN6R3pI8xbK1g&s=19

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Politics › Re: Testing Tinubu Bot, If It'll Work by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On Aug 10, 2024

😂😂😂😂😂

Politics › Re: Federal Government Spent 90 Billion Naira On 2024 Hajj. by Jokerman(m): 6:54am On Aug 10, 2024

And we couldn't budget well for the Olympics

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Slaps FG For APC To Cry For Nigeria And Lagos by Jokerman(m): 6:52am On Aug 10, 2024

Unbelievable 😂😂😂😂

So these bots are real

Sports › Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by Jokerman(m): 4:38pm On Aug 09, 2024

ttoyetade:
Na so we see am. But it is an African thing. How many African countries have medal. Yet we top the medal table at the African Games .African standard seems to have fallen

https://www.nairaland.com/8180296/african-countries-olympics-medal-table

Politics › Re: Nigeria Takes 2 Steps Forward, 2 Steps Backward – Obasanjo by Jokerman(m): 4:28pm On Aug 09, 2024

Nigeria is the “egbon adugbo” of Africa.

Old, unsuccessful, living on past glory, stunted potentials, overrated and overhyped, empty and lacking in foresight.

Never call this dead country an African giant.

Business › Re: Why Has Dangote Said More Words In 2 Months Than He Did In 16years by Jokerman(m): 4:12pm On Aug 09, 2024

Tinubu wan turn am to Sapagote now 😹

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Politics › Re: We’re Not As Wealthy As We Believe -budget Minister by Jokerman(m): 4:10pm On Aug 09, 2024

So why did you budget 2.5 Billion Naira for shameful Olympics then? Knowing that it would be embezzled, instead of sharing the usual 2 Derica of rice??

Politics › Re: Why Do South Easterners Desperately Want Lagos Decongested? by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On Aug 09, 2024

Lagos cannot be congested

It's where the money is... Just make money and make your village or township better by building something good in it.

Just like we are building in my village in Ifo

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Sports › Re: Tobi Amusan Finishes Third In 100m Hurdles, Crashes Out by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Aug 09, 2024

OAFMods:
Was it you Ipob father that have her billions

Lol.

BATeria 😹😂😂😹... Tribal thug

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