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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On May 06, 2024
If Man Utd lose this game, it will be 13 defeats in the league.

First time in 35 years.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:20pm On May 06, 2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Saddened & Shocked By The Deportation Of Osun Indigenes By Lagos by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On May 06, 2024
Who pays all these BAT social media keyboard warriors?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On May 06, 2024
Na Erik Bin Haram I blame sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On May 06, 2024
😂😂😂😂😂😂

What a failure of a coach
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On May 06, 2024
As usual.... grin
CrimeRe: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by Jokerman(m): 7:59pm On May 06, 2024
Mikespecialone:
Omo, the kind hot water wey boil inside me seeing this picture ehn, I no pray make e happen to my dear mom
I dey tell you bro... Everything got just end of any man do this to my mom
EducationRe: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Jokerman(op): 7:33pm On May 06, 2024
But if we don't put unqualified teachers in one government school, how else can we repay our party faithfuls for their work during elections??
EducationRe: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Jokerman(op): 7:32pm On May 06, 2024
🇳🇬UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS IN BASIC EDUCATION, 2022

TOP 5 — ECCDE
1 🟤Bayelsa: 56%
2 🟣Ondo: 49%
3 ⚫Taraba: 48%
4 🟣Lagos: 47%
5 🟤Rivers: 45%

PRIMARY SCHOOLS
1 🔴Kebbi: 40.4%
2 🟣Lagos: 40.4%
3 🟤Bayelsa: 38.3%
4 ⚫Borno: 37.8%
5 🟤Rivers: 37.3%

JUNIOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
1 🟤Edo: 37.2%
2 🟤Bayelsa: 37.2%
3 🟤Rivers: 34.8%
4 🟤Akwa Ibom: 34.5%
5 🔴Kaduna: 32.5%

Bayelsa & Rivers!

#Statisense
(UBEC)
EducationStates With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Jokerman(op): 7:29pm On May 06, 2024
🇳🇬UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS IN PRIMARY SCHOOLS — 2022

TOP 12
1 🔴Kebbi: 40.4%
2 🟣Lagos: 40.4%
3 🟤Bayelsa: 38.3%
4 ⚫Borno: 37.8%
5 🟤Rivers: 37.3%
6 🔴Sokoto: 35.2%
7 🟣Ondo: 34.0%
8 ⚫Yobe: 32.7%
9 ⚫Taraba: 31.2%
10 🟣Ogun: 31.0%
11 🔴Zamfara: 30.8%
12 ⚫Gombe: 30.7%

⚫NE 🔴NW 🟤SS 🟣SW
StatiSense
(UBEC)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:57pm On May 06, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten hag on signing players at #mufc:

“Apart from Jose Mourinho, the manager didn’t get the players they wanted, and that is what you need.”
Foolish Ten Haram... Shey after Mou finished 2nd, was he not given Dalot, Fred and Grant...

Ode bald head
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:56pm On May 06, 2024
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten hag on signing players at #mufc:

“Apart from Jose Mourinho, the manager didn’t get the players they wanted, and that is what you need.”
Christianity EtcRe: Please, How Was Jesus Able To Ascend To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On May 06, 2024
Reflect7:
If he had these powers, why did he just use them to help one or two people instead of all people on Earth?

Why come all the way from 'heaven' as the ''son of God'' only to raise one man from the dead, and feed a couple of people?

Why didn't he just end world hunger?

He could have easily commanded the land to produce ten times more food for all eternity before flying back up to 'heaven'.

WAS THE DOCTRINE OF HELLFIRE INVENTED SO THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T ASK THESE QUESTIONS?
God created all things for his pleasure; and for his pleasure they are and were created.

Sm
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On May 05, 2024
Throwback to when Cristiano Ronaldo dropped 4 assist in a single La liga game. 😳🔥 grin

Christianity EtcRe: America Will Accept Islam And Become A Muslim Nation by Jokerman(m): 9:36pm On May 05, 2024
Lol... 😂🤣
Christianity EtcRe: Please, How Was Jesus Able To Ascend To Heaven? by Jokerman(m): 9:32pm On May 05, 2024
The creator has power over his creation.

Didn't you read he walked on water,made the lame work, made the blind receive their sight, Fed the hungry, resurrected from the dead and preached salvation to lost souls... So what is ascension that cannot be done?
EducationRe: Do You Know The Meaning Of POLICE? by Jokerman(m): 9:30pm On May 05, 2024
Don't really care though
Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Go To Church Anymore Because I Don't Feel The Fire Anymore by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On May 05, 2024
If you are really serious about looking for another bible believing church, and not that you have backslided because of small change... Here's a list of recommended churches..

1. The Lord's Chosen

2. Deeper Life

3. Mountain of Fire

4. FourSquare Gospel Church

5. C.A.C

6. Apostolic Faith
PoliticsRe: Lagos Market Clash: Unions Threaten To Cut Tomato Supply To South by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On May 05, 2024
Thankfully the Lagos state government has begun the process to start evicting and relocating these touts and agberos back to their states of origin in Osun, Ekiti, Kwara etc...

Starting with Adeniji Eko under bridge tomorrow.

So business owners and workers in Lagos, Agberos will soon be a thing of the past
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 8:22pm On May 05, 2024
Chidolalar:
Zidane might have won it but he hasn't completed football by having d highest invididual awards, records, motm and collective trophies as messi.
Completion of football means you have won every award available in football both collective and individually.

How many you've won doesn't matter, Have actually won it?? That's completion of football...

Assuming Delima had a UCL, he would have completed it like Messi, Zidane, Beckenbauer, Cafu, Zanetti etc
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 7:06pm On May 05, 2024
Gerard28:
If you're talking of the World Cup winner with 8 balon d'ors who is king of a Continent he is not even from, then No he is a Proud South American Owning Europe and a Certain Camel.
I'm talking of Europeans alone.
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On May 05, 2024
Chidolalar:
Show where he won it
Bro... Have you forgotten that Zidane's goal against Leverkusen at the finals in 2002??

He won the UEFA club footballer of the year same year, as Madrid won the UCL....

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On May 05, 2024
Gerard28:
You were the one who first typed "There's no greater European player than CR7"

Abi my eye dey pain me?
Yes, but Pessi is not European... Is he??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:24pm On May 05, 2024
Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: #mufc have held talks with the agent of Real Madrid striker Joselu. The player’s priority is to stay at Madrid. [@MatteMoretto]
Honestly we need to kick Bin Haram out of this club😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On May 05, 2024
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: #mufc have held talks with the agent of Real Madrid striker Joselu. The player’s priority is to stay at Madrid. [@MatteMoretto]
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On May 05, 2024
Chidolalar:
Zidane did not win any uefa best player award in 2002.
Uefa best player award started in 2011.
It was called uefa club footballer of the world then...

The name changed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On May 05, 2024
🚨 Man United defender Harry Maguire has picked up a muscle injury in training.

United staff expect Maguire to be out for three weeks, hoping to be fit for FA Cup final vs Man City and the Euros.
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On May 05, 2024
Chidolalar:
Zidane did not win club world cup best player and uefa champions league best player with his world cup like messi.
UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2002

There was no FIFA club WC cup in his time...
BusinessStates With The Richest Males Non- Indigenes Living In Them- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 4:22pm On May 05, 2024
Check out this data from Statisense.

Seems data is correcting many wrongs...

Source @Statisense

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On May 05, 2024
jojothaiv:
Maigida,

Let it be known that I don't do those fandom things be it in football, music or any human endeavor, I give outstanding folks their flowers and I move on with my life.

Messi, KDB and the rest, I wish them best of luck. Make I go hustle my garri
Na lie... No run.. we don't catch you... Pessi fan 😂😂😂😂
CelebritiesRe: Portable Celebrates After American Embassy Approved His US Visa (video) by Jokerman(m): 4:03pm On May 05, 2024
USA is still the dream country.

Make God continue to bless USA and Nigeria too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On May 05, 2024
Na electrician and food manager make us drop to 8 so o...

Structure though... undecided

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