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PoliticsRe: EFCC Releases Names Of Former Governors And Their Embezzlement Of Funds by Jokerman(op): 10:44am On May 04, 2024
Why did they remove Tinubu's name??

Governors of 1999 set were embezzlers.

Alameiseighya
Ibori
Igbinedion
Tinubu etc
PoliticsEFCC Releases Names Of Former Governors And Their Embezzlement Of Funds by Jokerman(op): 10:43am On May 04, 2024
Check out the names of former Governors that has embezzled funds in Nigeria.

Seems Peter Obi is not there ...

FamilyRe: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Jokerman(m): 3:14am On May 04, 2024
Until then kill you before your eyes go clear...
PoliticsRe: How Voters Voted For Presidents By Region And State In Nigeria- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 2:35am On May 04, 2024
Observation

1. Era of PDP result writing favoured OBJ grin

2. Tribal voting did not start today, however it seems Tinubu and his minions have proliferated it, as we can see....

In 1999, all Yoruba voted for Olu Falae, from 2003-2015, all Northerners voted for Buhari head on...

3. It seems SS/SE vote more of competent candidates rather than tribal, as we can see votes to Obasanjo etc..

4. So no core SW gave GEJ 70% 😂😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: How Voters Voted For Presidents By Region And State In Nigeria- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 2:29am On May 04, 2024
EVER CONTESTED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION — STATES WON WITH OVER 70% VOTES

OLU FALAE (AD, APP)

1999 —
1 🟣Lagos: 88.1%
2 🟣Ondo: 83.4%
3 🟣Osun: 76.5%
4 🟣Oyo: 75.4%
5 🟣Ekiti: 73.2%
6 🟣Ogun: 69.8%
7 🔴Zamfara: 64.2%
8 🔴Sokoto: 56.1%
9 ⚫Yobe: 53.2%

⚫NE 🔴NW 🟣SW

#Statisense
(INEC)
PoliticsRe: How Voters Voted For Presidents By Region And State In Nigeria- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 2:28am On May 04, 2024
EVER CONTESTED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION — STATES WON WITH OVER 70% VOTES

PETER OBI (LP)

2023 —
1 🟢Anambra: 95.2%
2 🟢Enugu: 93.9%
3 🟢Abia: 88.4%
4 🟢Ebonyi: 79.8%
5 🟢Imo: 77.1%

🟢SE

#Statisense
(INEC)
PoliticsRe: How Voters Voted For Presidents By Region And State In Nigeria- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 2:27am On May 04, 2024
EVER CONTESTED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION — STATES WON WITH OVER 70% VOTES

ATIKU ABUBAKAR (PDP)

2019 — Lost the election but won in these States
1 🟢Anambra: 86.63%
2 🟢Enugu: 84.45%
3 🟤Rivers: 73.81%
4 🟢Ebonyi: 72.00%
5 🟤Delta: 71.59%
6 🟤Cross River: 70.10%

🟢SE 🟤SS

#Statisense
(INEC)
PoliticsRe: How Voters Voted For Presidents By Region And State In Nigeria- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 2:27am On May 04, 2024
EVER WON PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WITH OVER 70% VOTES

GOODLUCK JONATHAN (PDP)

2011 — Won the election
1 🟤Bayelsa: 99.6%
2 🟢Abia: 99.0%
3 🟢Anambra: 99.0%
4 🟤Delta: 98.6%
5 🟢Enugu: 98.5%
6 🟤Rivers: 98.0%
7 🟢Imo: 98.0%
8 🟤Cross river: 97.7%
9 🟢Ebonyi: 95.6%
10 🟤Akwa Ibom: 94.6%
11 🟤Edo: 87.3%
12 🟣Ondo: 79.6%
13 🟠Plateau: 73.0%
14 🟠Kogi: 71.2%

2015 — Lost the election
1 🟤Bayelsa: 97.2%
2 🟢Enugu: 94.4%
3 🟤Delta: 94.3%
4 🟢Anambra: 93.9%
5 🟤Rivers: 93.8%
6 🟤Akwa Ibom: 92.7%
7 🟢Abia: 91.8%
8 🟤Cross river: 89.0%
9 🟢Ebonyi: 82.3%
10 🟢Imo: 76.4%

🟠NC 🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW

#Statisense
(INEC)
PoliticsRe: How Voters Voted For Presidents By Region And State In Nigeria- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 2:26am On May 04, 2024
EVER WON PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WITH OVER 70% VOTES

MUHAMMADU BUHARI

2003 [ANPP] — Lost the Election but won in these States
1 ⚫Gombe: 90.7%
2 🔴Jigawa: 80.4%
3 🔴Zamfara: 80.0%
4 🟠Kogi: 79.8%
5 🔴Katsina: 76.4%
6 🔴Kano: 75.0%
7 🔴Sokoto: 73.3%

2007 [ANPP]— No official state-level result (Lost the election)

2011 [CPC] — Lost the election but won in these States
1 ⚫Bauchi: 82%
2 ⚫Borno: 77.3%
3 🔴Katsina: 71.0%

2015 [APC] — Won the election
1 ⚫Borno: 92.0%
2 🔴Katsina: 90.8%
3 ⚫Yobe: 90.8%
4 ⚫Bauchi: 89.6%
5 🔴Kano: 87.6%
6 🔴Jigawa: 82.7%
7 🔴Kebbi: 79.4%
8 🔴Zamfara: 78.5%
9 🟠Niger: 77.9%
10 🔴Sokoto: 76.7%
11 ⚫Gombe: 76.3%

2019 [APC] — Won the election
1 ⚫Borno: 90.9%
2 ⚫Yobe: 89.0%
3 🔴Katsina: 79.2%
4 ⚫Bauchi: 78.0%
5 🔴Kano: 77.5%
6 🔴Kebbi: 76.9%
7 🔴Zamfara: 75.8%
8 ⚫Gombe: 72.7%
9 🟠Niger: 71.9%
10 🔴Jigawa: 71.8%

🟠NC ⚫NE 🔴NW

#Statisense
(INEC)
PoliticsHow Voters Voted For Presidents By Region And State In Nigeria- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 2:24am On May 04, 2024
EVER WON PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WITH OVER 70% VOTES

OLUSEGUN OBASANJO (PDP)

1999 —
1 ⚫Taraba: 90.6%
2 🟤Rivers: 86.3%
3 ⚫Adamawa: 84.6%
4 🟠Niger: 83.7%
5 🟤Akwa Ibom: 82.7%
6 🔴Katsina: 80.8%
7 🟠Benue: 78.4%
8 🔴Kaduna: 77.2%
9 🟢Enugu: 76.6%
10 🟤Edo: 76%
11 🟢Anambra: 75.9%
12 🟤Bayelsa: 75%
13 🔴Kano: 75%
14 🟠Plateau: 74.1%
15 🟢Ebonyi: 72.4%
16 🟠Kwara: 71.3%
17 🟠Nasarawa: 71%
18 ⚫Bauchi: 70.9%
19 🟤Delta: 70.5%

2003 —
1 🟣Ogun: 99.9%
2 🟤Cross River: 97.9%
3 🟤Bayelsa: 96.0%
4 🟣Osun: 95.2%
5 🟣Ondo: 94.6%
6 🟤Delta: 93.9%
7 🟣Oyo: 93.8%
8 🟤Rivers: 92.7%
9 🟣Ekiti: 92.4%
10 🟤Edo: 88.5%
11 🟤Akwa Ibom: 83.9%
12 🟢Enugu: 79.7%
13 ⚫Taraba: 76.7%

🟠NC ⚫NE 🔴NW 🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW

(INEC)

PoliticsRe: NERC Unbundles TCN, Sets Up New System Operator by Jokerman(m): 8:43pm On May 03, 2024
Will all these improve electricity supply?
CelebritiesRe: Teni Prostrates For IBD Dende On A Plane (Video) by Jokerman(m): 7:47pm On May 03, 2024
Bluntemperor:
Bibi Ire,Ko Se Fowo Ra( good characters can't be easily purchased with Money)!
It's inherited in the Yoruba race!
We acknowledged and greet the Elders by prostrating,not just to shake their hands!
That is the Spirit of OMOLUWABI!
Teni, keep it up!
So why did she disrespect Buhari?
CelebritiesRe: Teni Prostrates For IBD Dende On A Plane (Video) by Jokerman(m): 7:46pm On May 03, 2024
sonofthunder:
You are the one expressing stupidity and a lack of proper thinking faculty. Very useless you must be grin grin grin
Bro..

Why was Teni disrespectful to Buhari??
PoliticsRe: Obi Insists Coastal Highway Project Is Not A Priority by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On May 03, 2024
PoliticsRe: Some Nigerians Don’t Want Power Sector To Work – Minister Of Power, Adelabu by Jokerman(m): 8:57pm On May 02, 2024
Another question??

Why are all the dams in the North that is landlocked and has no water??

Why not southern Nigeria with a lot of water??
PoliticsRe: Some Nigerians Don’t Want Power Sector To Work – Minister Of Power, Adelabu by Jokerman(m): 8:56pm On May 02, 2024
Another excuse of a failure
PoliticsRe: 18 States Attracted No Foreign Investment From 2021 -2023 (see List) by Jokerman(m): 7:35pm On May 02, 2024
I know say Benue and Bayelsa must to dey there 😂😂😂

Dead states
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Slams Reno Omokri by Jokerman(m): 11:04am On May 02, 2024
No one takes Reno Omokri seriously
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:51am On May 02, 2024
Jokerman:
🔴⚪️ Stuttgart and RB Leipzig are officially qualified to Champions League for next season — soon also Borussia Dortmund.

Huge for Stuttgart as they were playing relegation playoff last year, top work by Seb Hoeneß…

…top season by Guirassy, 25 goals in 25 Bundesliga games! 🤖
From Relegation play offs to UCL, but some people want us to keep someone who took utd from UCL to conference league.

A whole UTD
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On May 02, 2024
🔴⚪️ Stuttgart and RB Leipzig are officially qualified to Champions League for next season — soon also Borussia Dortmund.

Huge for Stuttgart as they were playing relegation playoff last year, top work by Seb Hoeneß…

…top season by Guirassy, 25 goals in 25 Bundesliga games! 🤖
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On May 02, 2024
MRTA7:
I hear Bayern couldnt get Ralf. I have someone I can recommend for them. smiley
😂😂😂😂
CelebritiesRe: Senator Dino Melaye Declares Davido As The 001 Of The Nigerian Music Industry by Jokerman(m): 9:08am On May 02, 2024
franchasofficia:
Music award is not mostly by performance, its more of a global confraternity stuff.


Wizkid does not make good songs, I always wonder why he receives award.


Kizz Daniel produces better hit songs than that boy called Wizkid. Same with Burna Boy, his songs are for mentally unstable boys, doesn't make sense to me
Bruh,I don't even listen to Music.

Just that I know WizKID is more known
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On May 02, 2024
Leyqute:
CR7’s first goal yesterday was marvelous. I saw the first half. But if you don’t acknowledge the other degraded aspects of his game and how bad age has affected them, you’re a hypocrite.

Legends die too, yuno. It doesn’t take away from their past feats. It’s just what it is.
Of cos I'm a CR7 hypocrite.... although you are right about other aspects due to age, but he would still perform better than many mids in this club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:06am On May 02, 2024
The Bundesliga officially will have five Champions League places next season after Dortmund's win.

Fifth place in the Bundesliga currently?

Dortmund 🟡
CelebritiesRe: Senator Dino Melaye Declares Davido As The 001 Of The Nigerian Music Industry by Jokerman(m): 8:56am On May 02, 2024
Until Gbavido has or wins all these...

Just beg, dey beg grin

CelebritiesRe: Senator Dino Melaye Declares Davido As The 001 Of The Nigerian Music Industry by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On May 02, 2024
Gbavido you mean.... grin

Politician friend
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:56am On May 02, 2024
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ChristoBam:
I believe people said he was done at the top level. He's in Saudi now. So I don't understand the update like he just scored in this UCL night.

We're all saying Casemiro looks finished. Which league are we saying he should be sold to? So if he drops mad performances back to back there, you go come drop update too?
You can't compare Case to CR7...

Many of you here vilified CR7, and at his age he's still churning out better performances than you average favs in this club... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:55am On May 02, 2024
afrodoc2:
Penduists are very fanatical and illogical. This is like when one Messianic cultist was hyping Messi's performance in the MLS the other day. They too are fanatical and illogical.

Saudi league that Nkoudou is averaging nearly a goal a game. The same Nkoudou that was shipped out from Premier League after 0 goal in nearly 20 games.

Saudi league that Treble wants us to offload Casemiro to because he is over the hill, that is the league he is now using to boast? grin
Are you talking of Ronaldo snd Messi that destroyed all European leagues, or which??

If what they are doing is easy even at their ages, Rooney, Hazard, Dinho etc, won't have retired early...

So let's appreciate them, especially a UTD legend like CR7
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On May 01, 2024
Erik Bin laden is really a football terrorist..
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Ignores Court Order, proceeds With DSTV, Gotv subscription Hikes by Jokerman(m): 8:58am On May 01, 2024
jaxxy:
This is a now rip off. Dstv increases their subscription fees every quarter or 2ce a year it seems.
It's the economy that caused it... Not their fault

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