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SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 9:11am On May 05, 2024
ThierryJay:
Their olodo statpads with meaningless hattricks against the league bottom teams then ghosts against the top teams. That one too na goat?
When Pessi dey give assist against part time rappers.... You no see that one, Una dey hype am... 😂
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 9:10am On May 05, 2024
See how them dey hype burger league...😂😂😂
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 9:08am On May 05, 2024
AImiron:
They are shinning already bro, Messi left Europe already. We just dey press una necks with American adventures ni, are you not entertained 🤣🤣🤣

Shey Arsenal go flog una at Trafford abi you go make your neighbor job easy, cos una sef dey fight European survival
I prefer Arsenal to win the EPL this season than Pep
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 9:08am On May 05, 2024
Gerard28:
Messi has the most goals and assists in Europe, so what other European player are you talking about? Or is it your younger brother?

Even in the so-called UCL, Messi has the most hat tricks.

And Messi has more balon d'ors and a World cup.

So what exactly is your location on this planet?
So Pessi is a European player??
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 8:47am On May 05, 2024
Kingosytex:
Penaldo (Pendu) is nothing more than a media creation.
This is my last response.
I forgot Goatnaldo hater.. kingosytex 😂😂😂🙏

Of cos, you no fit get
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 8:41am On May 05, 2024
Kingosytex:
You're obviously the dumb person here. Pendu/ Penaldo is nothing more than media hype.
Apart from Pessi (Omo FIFA)... Name a player on the same level as CR7 in your dead club, past or present?
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 8:40am On May 05, 2024
Almiron:
hahaha Mr era I don miss you my bro.... BURGER league greater than desert non professional league 🤣🤣🤣
Bant aside.

When you mcm go let younger players shine.??

Haaland score 4 goals yesterday o
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 8:36am On May 05, 2024
Kingosytex:
Those same goals are the reason you all sneaked Cristiano into the GOAT debate 😂
You are dumb.

Ronaldo has won 5 ballondors and 5 FIFA best players.

Apart from Pessi, who else has that record?
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 8:35am On May 05, 2024
Kingosytex:
It's actually the other way round. This guy will be forgotten a few years after his retirement.
If it's by goals, then why wasn't Bican considered the greatest prior to Ronaldo overtaking him in his goal tally? 😂
Why is Maradona ranked very high in the GOAT debate despite not even having up to 400 goals?
Can you also explain why Lukaku isn't better than Maradona despite the latter having more goals than the former? 😂
Don't be dumb.

There's no greater European player than CR7... He has goals, assists , record ballondors for European players, and he is UCL greatest ever player
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 8:34am On May 05, 2024
omoredia:
Hehe when u dey play with part-time isis members wetin u expect?
What about person wey dey play with part time burger sellers
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets 66th Hat-Trick As He Reaches 890 Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 8:33am On May 05, 2024
fkelly:
Fantastic goal scorer.

Not changing the fact that messi is the goat of football.
He's more than a goal scorer... Still has more assist than many players
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On May 05, 2024
amaridigital:
Luis didn't make history by scoring hatrick. Leo made history for providing 5 assists in a single game.
That's the difference!
Always remember that Inter Miami was a low table position football club in MLS until they signed Luis Suarez.

Pessi was there last season, thank God for Suarez
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 8:31am On May 05, 2024
Amotolongbo:
Good!

Imagine, Luis Suarez who scored a hatrick and provided an assist for Messi’s goal wasn’t given the flower, it was Messi they decided to give the flower.

Always remember that Inter Miami was a low table position football club in MLS until they signed Luis Suarez
Good I love this agenda... grin
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Jokerman(m): 8:30am On May 05, 2024
Almiron:
From selling out huge capacity stadiums like the Super Bowl or Yankee musicians' tours, and breaking and setting new unbreakable records, Messi will choke us with bragging rights now.

I intentionally decided to slow down a bit and let the poor (penadogs) breathe on this thread, but seeing their hypeman hyping mediocrity from the desert league, then I have no choice but to resume this neck pressing. Y'all should buckle up; it's gonna be a bumpy ride once again.

Team Messi the winning team. We are selling out stadiums and setting new records every match. Americans and people from different parts of the world come to the stadium just to watch Messi play.

Unlike the desert r£tard the forgotten one playing in an empty stadium cos nobody give a rat fvck about him, even the Saudis got tired already.

PS: Messi is only 36 and MLS is far superior to the desert league, Di Maria is joining Inter Miami this summer, una penadogs don di£ una go cry hot sweet blood 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Messi is the only 🐐
You dey hype Burger league... You no dey shame sha...😂
SportsRe: Real Madrid Are LA Liga Champions As Girona Stun Barcelona by Jokerman(m): 8:29am On May 05, 2024
HistoryLONA FC 😂😂😂 and Congratulations FC 😂😂
SportsRe: Ten Premier League Records That Might Never Be Broken by Jokerman(m): 7:05am On May 05, 2024
These are club records.

This individual records may never be beaten in the EPL... cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:27am On May 05, 2024
TrebleChamp:
It is Saudi League jare, he is finished......
Lol... 😂
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Makes MLS History With Goal, 5 Assists In Miami’s Win Vs New York by Jokerman(m): 5:26am On May 05, 2024
Another farmer league merchant 🙄..

We saw his record at PSG
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Send Residents Back To Osun by Jokerman(m): 7:36pm On May 04, 2024
Lol...

You sure say some Ronus no dey amongst those them send back so... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:22pm On May 04, 2024
😂😂😂🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:21pm On May 04, 2024
HistoryLONA 😂😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 4:37pm On May 04, 2024
A40:
What is the sense in playing everyone but Sane in this meaningless fixture

The mind of Tucheliban is impossible to explain

No be Dortmund rest their full squad? This better not backfire
You don't know Tucheliban bro... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On May 04, 2024
We mustn't lose to Crystal palace o...
PoliticsRe: How Voters Voted For Presidents By Region And State In Nigeria- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 3:36pm On May 04, 2024
RecentHistory:
Empty and hopeless
Just like your political history
You did this during Jonathan, now you are here doing this again... Kilode??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by Jokerman(m): 2:24pm On May 04, 2024
City must lose today... Amen
PoliticsRe: EFCC Releases Names Of Former Governors And Their Embezzlement Of Funds by Jokerman(op): 11:19am On May 04, 2024
softtorce:
Tinubu that was never caught looting over ₦250 million monthly like the bastard criminal fraudster Peter Pandora Obi
So where did Tinubu see Bullion van money during elections??

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