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PoliticsRe: 16 Months Into My Tenure, Osun Yet To Take A Single Loan – Gov Adeleke by Jokerman(m): 6:19am On May 01, 2024
kolaaderin:
He can't take any loan, he is too shallow to think of what he needs a loan for, Osun state has everything and do not need investment into any future endeavors. All he needs to do as a governor is to continue to pay salaries while the state grows above her income from FG, creating an unsustainable future.
😂😂😂
EducationRe: The Plea Of University Lecturers To Teachers In Secondary Schools!!! by Jokerman(m): 6:12am On May 01, 2024
NoToPile:
Private schools are the culprit
Lol... Imagine a private secondary school charging 30K per term for Jss2.... How can such a school employ good teachers to teach the students??

Na to do special centre now 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:58am On May 01, 2024
History FC.... grin

Continue wishing 😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 5:55am On May 01, 2024
Felabrity:
I will really hate to see Harry kane getting the Ronaldo treatment

I hope he win this UCL before they start attacking him for jinxing Bayern.
Lol... He can't escape it... It's karma for the English 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 5:44am On May 01, 2024
CuriousRabbit:
Tucheliban for a reason grin
Where is Jokerman?
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Apr 30, 2024
🚨🚨| Sir Alex Ferguson tops a list of the most successful managers of all time, finishing ahead of Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola.

The new study, carried out by Casino Encyclopedia, ranks the bosses based on trophies won, number of clubs coached, and net worth. [@MailSport]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Apr 30, 2024
🚨🚨| Sir Alex Ferguson tops a list of the most successful managers of all time, finishing ahead of Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola.

The new study, carried out by Casino Encyclopedia, ranks the bosses based on trophies won, number of clubs coached, and net worth. [@MailSport]
EducationRe: What Is That English Spelling That Doesn't Make Sense To You? by Jokerman(m): 3:28pm On Apr 30, 2024
Paradigm

Fuel
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:58pm On Apr 30, 2024
YourBestWriter:
These Ronaldo fans, what are you still doing in a manutd group? What is stopping you from changing hands? Your idolo is in a farmers' league harvesting ogiri and ukpaka, and you are here typing bullshit about a manager, who is currently the best thing in Manchester United after Ferguson's reign. You can carry your fanatism to Saudi Arabia to watch your idolo retire while playing alongside some arab School boys players. Ten Hag will be in manutd at least for another ten years. Get that into your thick skull.
We will soon discover your real monicker 😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:49am On Apr 30, 2024
🚨🗣️ - Sneijder: “Should I tell you where it went wrong for Erik ten Hag? On the day that he decided to battle Cristiano Ronaldo. That’s where he started losing all the respect. He thought it would work out well for him, but it’s the opposite. Everyone in the dressing room wondered if he is alright in the head by doing that.”
EducationRe: What Are The Most Useless Courses In Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On Apr 30, 2024
preciouswoman66:
All of una just dey yan opata...

Na so past generations behave wey make naija be d wey e be presently.

Now present generations wan spoil am yakata for the future generation.

When you comot all these areas of disciplines shey na the digital skills dem go use do everything for future? Odede
Lol...biz admin grad don drop quote 😂😂😂
EducationRe: What Are The Most Useless Courses In Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 9:39am On Apr 30, 2024
christejames:
If I mention them, you will think I'm going haywire but I'm somewhat correct cool


The courses are...

Medicine and Surgery

Pharmacy

Law

Engineering (especially Mechanical)

Computer Science

Note: the question said in Nigeria



And some others that I can't remember now. Those courses eh, you will think after graduation, money will be flowing because to many studying those course they think they are always sought after grin, the labour market is entirely a different story especially here in Nigeria, without connection or enough capital to start up for yourself, you will just be seeing yourself jumping from one office to the other looking for the firm or company that will at least top even 2k to your current salary so that you will move grin 😂
You see that Mechanical Engineering, Petroleum Engineering and Medicine/Surgery...

Yiu are 💯 right....
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Adelabu: Accept Electricity Tariff Hike Or Face Total Blackout by Jokerman(m): 9:35am On Apr 30, 2024
Tout as minister... Agboro
PoliticsRe: Ibadan Lady Defends Her City From Mockery By Other Yorubas (picture) by Jokerman(m): 9:27am On Apr 30, 2024
Don't put Ibadan on the same pedestal as Eko or any Ikeja...

Ibadan should be compared with Ilorin, Osogbo and Abeokuta
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Warns: We Will Retaliate If The ICC Arrests Israeli Officials (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On Apr 30, 2024
MrPOTUS:
cheesy


Where's that foolish Righteousness guy.

See d America you love to hate, fighting for Israel you beloved country.

If not for America, Israel will be a desert land by now undecided
I have told him times without number, but he won't listen...he will soon call them Nomerica
BusinessRe: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by Jokerman(m): 4:28am On Apr 30, 2024
unbiased2021:
When you’re a Benue politician ? I didn’t expect you to be brainy anyway
Benue and Kogi 😂😂
BusinessRe: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by Jokerman(m): 4:26am On Apr 30, 2024
Fullfledged:
There's no fraud anywhere. All those trying to pull Opay down will fail woefully. They are just jealous and afraid of Opay with the high rate at which they are growing.
Something tells me these commercial banks have bribed that Cardoso to halt the high rate at which people are opening account with Opay. This ban will not last. Opay has come to stay whether they like it or not..
Amen... Every sane person knows this is the work of commercial banks
PropertiesRe: Flooding: Lagos Property Owners Build On Drainage Channels Despite Govt Notices by Jokerman(m): 4:13am On Apr 30, 2024
Government should put on a marker on this axis to avoid future occurrences near these canals.

Many of these landlords ended up in hospitals some day ago when their life saving house was demolished.
PropertiesRe: Flooding: Lagos Property Owners Build On Drainage Channels Despite Govt Notices by Jokerman(m): 4:10am On Apr 30, 2024
yad2eidi:
my ipob brithers never fail to disappoint. later them go say afonjas dey pursue them
The houses they demolished in Ogudu, Ojota, Maryland etc... Belongs to mostly Yorubas.

This tells us that we should do the right thing when trying to buy land or build... There's no tribalistic colouration to it.

Lagos is an island on water
EducationRe: UTME: 1.4 Million out of 1.8 Million Scored Less Than 200 by Jokerman(m): 4:02am On Apr 30, 2024
EleventhWeirdo:
E pain am. NDI miracle center
There are miracle centres in Lagos too, from Lagos Island to Lekki to VI
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:51pm On Apr 29, 2024
🚨🚨| PSG have cooled interest in Marcus Rashford and will actively pursue other transfer targets ahead of the summer window. [@PeteHall86]
CrimeRe: Four Women Arraigned For Alleged Obstruction Of Justice & Attack On EFCC Staff by Jokerman(m): 11:00pm On Apr 28, 2024
Exousiang01:
You are an empty headed illiterate
Another monicker from your WhatsApp group?? Asinwin 😂😂
CrimeRe: Four Women Arraigned For Alleged Obstruction Of Justice & Attack On EFCC Staff by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Apr 28, 2024
7upnigeria:
You can go and fight for them.
God will fight for them
CrimeRe: Four Women Arraigned For Alleged Obstruction Of Justice & Attack On EFCC Staff by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Apr 28, 2024
7upnigeria:
Under immunity, they will open his book after his tenure.
Lies...
CrimeRe: Four Women Arraigned For Alleged Obstruction Of Justice & Attack On EFCC Staff by Jokerman(m): 8:44pm On Apr 28, 2024
Oga, leave these women alone
PoliticsRe: Petrol Stations Shut Down In Kano As Fuel Scarcity Bites Harder by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Apr 28, 2024
SpecialAdviser:
Where are the useless friends of Nigeria.
Mumu pigs calling everyone enemy of Nigeria.

How come Nigeria is not getting better with all your prayers? It's only getting worse.

Does it mean that God cannot answer your prayers and make Nigeria better? You are all stvpid nonentities calling people enemy of Nigeria for questioning the corrupt leadership in the country.

You are idiots. You think positive change can only come with your fake friendship of Nigeria because of your personal interest. Odeburukus.
Ask them if they prayed for Jonathan
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Alaba Abbey (Governor Aiyedatiwa’s Campaign Coordinator) by Jokerman(m): 7:34pm On Apr 28, 2024
They've started 😬😂
PoliticsRe: Oyo LG Poll: PDP Wins All 33 Chairmanship Seat by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Apr 28, 2024
MIKOLOWISKA:
How's fed police working in last 60yrs
Cut your nose to spite your face right
You rather be at the mercy if bandits and boko and ugm
You truly deserve what you get
Federal better than state.
PoliticsRe: New Electricity Tariff: Band ‘A’ Homes May Spend N170,000 On Electricity Monthly by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On Apr 28, 2024
May it favour me and my family
BusinessRe: Dangote Cement’s Pre-tax Profit Hits ₦‎166 Billion by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On Apr 28, 2024
MIKOLOWISKA:
You guys are always blaming others for your laziness
Stop being a victim
You to go and make your own cement and sell it for 1nair
No wonder Jesus said..

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eyes of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God
BusinessRe: Dangote Cement’s Pre-tax Profit Hits ₦‎166 Billion by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On Apr 28, 2024
MIKOLOWISKA:
did you not go to school
You guys always have excuses for everything... Are you TenHag??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 3:53pm On Apr 28, 2024
Arsenal better not bottle this game

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