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Technology Market / Re: . by Jokesnice(m): 4:01pm On Jul 14, 2022
Pls drop ur number, am interested
samuel19222:
Still available
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jokesnice(m): 4:01pm On Dec 08, 2021
Is the stab also for sale? I need Qasa stabiliziler
Omon56:
Fridge available for sell
Location iyana paja
90k negotiable
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jokesnice(m): 8:57am On Aug 12, 2021
@Uniquewise.. Ma'am, I never want to write this bcoz I know that u have a good track record here and obviously u don't have bad intentions but ur reply raised more questions than answers honestly and then tagging people like sanshez who critique fairly I may add as haters. Let's not go into that anyway...
Madam, ur hand was caught in a cookie jar. U may have gotten away with this numerous times but today u got called out. What u do next is very important. You apologize and then reaffirm ur integrity by posting the real pictures of urs which u haven't even done yet. All I see is u attacking anyone that tries to wade into this matter as if it will deter us. I might as well say my own and be attacked. What's one more right?
Let me ask, do those people that work for u don't have phones and can't these pictures be sent to u through Whatsapp. Plz kindly do the needful.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jokesnice(m): 6:08pm On Aug 11, 2021
But this is not binatone na boss. Abi na typo? This is still the moergold u posted earlier for 10k
EasyPeazy:
Binatone Stabilizer 2000 watts available.

12k only.

Call or chat 09090907136 for a good deal.

Location is Ikeja Lagos but can be shipped to any part of the country.

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jokesnice(m): 5:30pm On Aug 11, 2021
This pere na bad guy, he said he wants to knack just that he made a mistake to carry the wrong babe upstairs.

Coming to wm, I think he loves cooking though, but he can't deny that it is also a strategy. I mean even our politicians use stomach infastructure as campaign instrument bcus they know that its effective. Wm being in the kitchen dishing out good food is buying him loyalty from his fellow housemates. Boss lady of last season tried to use the same strategy but messed it up but Wm has the dexterity, ability and mannerism to navigate and wield that power well which is working out for him.
Now Maria and pere has figured him out and are planning on pushing him out starting tomorrow. Let's wait and see as the drama unfolds.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Jokesnice(m): 9:28am On Aug 11, 2021
The way Pere carry this head of house stuff for head eeh, which one is respect the office of head of house. Head of house get office? No be bedroom him and Maria they share. grin grin

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jokesnice(m): 9:42pm On Aug 10, 2021
Omo same thing happened to me during this last sallah holiday. I was just getting alert like mad and I quickly transfered my balance to my other account but they took 105k from my UBA account las las. Till now, nothing nothing although I filled charge back form.. Don't know what is happening to banks these days oo. I was with my Atm still they used my card to do web purchase.

MrReeseG:


This happened to my sister
Like 300k+... Any help on recovery?
Her atm and phones are with her but money just disappear.

Na through statement of account she notice self
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jokesnice(m): 7:39am On Aug 05, 2021
Omo, same thing happened to me. I went to buy 43inch smart tv too and I went directly to a shop that claims to sell only hisense and LG products. In my mind, I was convinced that everything they sell there must be original and the worst part was that I didn't even have LG in mind, I wanted to buy hisense but those guys convinced me to buy LG. That the picture quality is clearer and it has two years warranty. Finally bought fake LG TV as original. The picture quality is ok and the TV works fine going on three months now but LG should do something concerning this piracy as its getting too much naw. They are even getting bolder by given people 2years warranty on top of Alaba TV Chai, I thought they were doing those fakes for smaller tvs like 24 and 32 inches. I think the best thing is to either boycott buying new LG TV for other brands like Tcl, Royal, Hisense, Samsung, Polystar, Maxi, Bruhm etc that doesn't have fake yet or buy directly from Founi showroom.

PattyMike:


No mind o. Nah penny wise, pound foolish do me. I wan chop better food but I no get money grin

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Business / Re: Dishonest Dealings From Anuoreangel by Jokesnice(m): 12:14pm On Aug 04, 2021
Of course I know that, what are u even saying?
SavageResponse:


Even if it's a for a single pair an authentic Nike costs far more than N10,500!
Business / Re: Dishonest Dealings From Anuoreangel by Jokesnice(m): 7:13am On Aug 04, 2021
He didn't say he paid 10,500 for two shoes, it was for a pair.

SavageResponse:


If you said you paid 10,500 for two pairs of shoes then I'm guessing each pair was priced at N5,250

I'm not trying to support the seller or anything but I can tell you confidently that you will never get an original Nike for N5,250, even N10,500 is not enough to pay for an original copy!

The price should have told you that it's not an original.

Most of the trainers you see sellers advertising in Nigeria are knock-offs because most Nigerians can't afford the original
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jokesnice(m): 3:50pm On Jul 25, 2021
I have nothing against those IG declutters bcus they serve a purpose. As we don't have pawn shops in Nigeria, they serve as the go-to guys for people or rich folks who want to get rid of their unwanted property without doing it themselves. Clearly the buyers knows that they are dealing with middlemens.

Nairaland clearance section on the other hand is supposed to be better in the sense it that it brings buyer's and sellers directly into close contact. Here, most times u are buying directly from the seller and not from middlemen. Although some prices are very fair I must say, others are becoming ridiculous. A case in point is that guy that advertised an old, almost burnt generator for 135k and he was called out for it. Makes me wonder what he was thinking or if it was a typo but his silence suggests he clearly knows what he was doing.

Honestly, I have bought some good stuffs for good prices here and I continue to look forward to those kind of deals. So let's continue to call out those guys who price their goods way above the market price.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jokesnice(m): 6:42pm On Jul 24, 2021
Picture of the phone will go a long way so buyers can see what they are purchasing.

binary007:
Clearance sales.
Samsung S20 FE
Fell from my hand this week... Broken screen
Reason for sales... I'm in serious debt.
I can't afford to fix the screen, at least not at the moment .
Phone : 081_67_321_676


Location Lagos .
Selling for 80k
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Jokesnice(m): 4:14pm On Jul 24, 2021
I need only the infinix pro, how much for that one.
Thorby:
CLEARANCE SALE:

I have new:

Infinix S5 pro(6/128gb) and
Infinix Smart HD 2021 model(2/32gb)

Both going for 100k

Location:Idimu Lagos

Contact-08067503959 whatsapp
Romance / Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Jokesnice(m): 3:10pm On Jun 20, 2021
Nice one mehn, looking forward to reading this.
Romance / Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Jokesnice(m): 2:28pm On Jun 12, 2021
I have always enjoyed the comments here after reading each chapter but its appalling how Nairaland antibot has denied us this opportunity just like Nigerian govt denied us use of twitter lol.

I have read many salacious contents and articles on Nairaland before so I can't quite understand the rationale behind this.
Seeing this story end this way is so overwhelmingly underwhelming and I know it's not just for me. This story has heart, it has immersion and it has connection. With ur writing skills, you have been able to pull us ur readers into a world quite familiar to our own but with three times more rawness, realness and full of uproarious humor. Yet through out the drama, the spectacles, it never elicits any feeling of "unreal-ness". You have been able to keep an ace up ur sleeve, kept us guessing, anticipating and agitated even. Your cliffhangers are legendary and as u go through some frustrations and some nagging here and there, we all go through it with you. The whole story is relateable and an absolute intense and immersive experience.
Thanks for ur hard work and dedication towards writing this, I'll be placing my order on Tuesday.

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Romance / Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Jokesnice(m): 12:00am On Jun 05, 2021
Watching a wet paint dry lol. This line got me. It still amazes me how despite numerous naggings from our amiable grace has never for once forced u to have a come to Jesus moment but instead seems not to deter u at all.

The prank.. When something seems too good to be true, it often usually is.. I mean what's the odds of having such a heaven sent model caller if not the abokis we all know too well..
I have always thought of u as enigmatic, as sage even, but never thought u were this gullible to fall for that prank lol. : grin
Ur eagerness to meet this model and if by mistake had been caught by this trap set out for u by grace would have been the beginning of a nightmare u never knew u had. U would have seen nagging 2.0 lol.. Glad u dodged that one. Keep rocking!!!

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Romance / Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Jokesnice(m): 9:30am On May 15, 2021
You were dating a narcissistic psychopath who is obviously full of herself and can think up original devious means to punish you. Obviously u f... up by going there drunk which makes u malleable but I admire how resolute she was in showing u who's boss!!

Being in that room feeling vulnerable and being the center of attention and mockery, I empathized with u. She was trying to teach u a lesson, this is what happens when u step out of line. Other girls might have reacted differently, even cried but lawd, the guts on this girl. Worship me, bow down to the queen, wash my plate and be forgiven or so u thought. Finally linking us to the topic hell has no fury like a woman scorned. Very good write up I must say. Thanks for sharing.

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Technology Market / Re: Welcome To Alaba International Market: Share Your Experience. by Jokesnice(m): 3:52pm On May 12, 2021
Actually if you are going to Alaba to buy something, most especially used tv or any Electronics item that needs testing. Just be extremely careful when signing the receipt. Take time to read the fine lines wella it will do u good. What they usually do is, when u buy let's say a used led TV, they will might sell it to u at a very low price and then when it comes go time to test it. They will hand u off to someone I will call "the washer". The smooth talking mf will now start asking u if u are using it or selling it. See question, lol. Of course he knows u are using it, so when u now reply, he will advise u not to buy that one that it usually has issues and will find a way to find fault with that particular TV prompting u to go back to the seller to ask for another brand of TV which he must have told u that it was the better brand. Now they will increase the price of that one and most often than not u will end up buying a low grade TV at a higher price range whereas the first TV u had earlier bought or wanted to buy was original.
Knowing all this, I went to Alaba to buy a Stabilizer for my freezer. I had in mind to buy Qasa 2000kva which I was told was being sold at 9,500 by a friend then. I went to a shop and we bargained price and he ended up selling it to me at 9k whereas a friend of mine had bought it a 9,500 just two days ago. I was happy, then he suggested I should go for testing to see whether it works. I went with the guy that was supposed to test it for me. This guy keeps telling me that the stabilizer I bought is fake and had only one coil, that I should buy a super master stabilizer that has two coils. I just laughed, grabbed the stab out of his hand and went back to the seller to collect my receipt. The seller kept asking me what's wrong. I told him I don't want to test it anymore, I just want to collect my receipt and go. This guy refused to give me my receipt. OK, package it for me let me go bcus it was brought out of its carton when we went to test it. He still refused. I just carried the stabilizer like that and started going home. When he saw how serious I was, he ran after me and started telling me that the price he gave me is not the actual price and I should give him an additional 500h so he can give me receipt. I didn't even listen to him as I entered bike and went home like that. Has been more than three years now and am still using the stabilizer and it's working perfectly.

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Romance / Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Jokesnice(m): 7:42am On May 11, 2021
Chai, really felt bad for Francis, girls no send u oh, but a least u for help ur guy no fall him hand like that. I imagine how the euphoria of winning that money will evaporate from his eyes and those beers he drank will taste like distilled Agbo in his mouth. He learnt a hard but necessary lesson anyway.

Still u rock, thumbs up man!!

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Romance / Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Jokesnice(m): 10:09am On May 01, 2021
Been long I read something that held my attention like this in this era of decreasing attention span. Tired of reading about unknown gunmen and entered into romance section. Best decision ever!!! Totally enjoyed ur write up bro. Keep it up as we await for more updates from u.

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Poems For Review / Re: Truthful Lies by Jokesnice(m): 8:16pm On Mar 24, 2021
Nice poem, I felt it. Big ups Amberacious
Poems For Review / Re: Letter To Mama by Jokesnice(m): 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2021
Poetictwenty, thanks for this. I felt it. bravo
Poems For Review / Re: Elixir Of A Broken Heart by Jokesnice(m): 11:56am On Feb 18, 2021
nice one bro.. You are too good
Poems For Review / Re: Asarsinated by Jokesnice(m): 7:08am On Nov 01, 2020
Nice one.. love it.
Romance / Re: Marry Me This Year Or I Quit by Jokesnice(m): 1:16pm On Jan 05, 2020
Jodha:
Y'all should try and be less selfish in yhur decisions...

Yhu skillfully excluded the years she's been together with yhu. ....how old is she?....

I'm sure yhu gave her signal that say yhure not serious with her...

Women do not have time to waste...try and understand

Pls can you learn how to type 'you" the right way. Whsts up with the yhu?

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Poems For Review / Re: Her Make Up by Jokesnice(m): 6:32am On Dec 30, 2019
Last line, so hilarious

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Romance / Re: Join Our Funny Watsapp Group by Jokesnice(m): 8:18pm On Dec 07, 2019
Lol
Poems For Review / Re: When A Poet Love's by Jokesnice(m): 8:31pm On Nov 23, 2019
Good stuff, I enjoyed it.
Celebrities / Re: Timi Frank Denies Gifting Tonto Dikeh A Watch & An Apartment In Dubai by Jokesnice(m): 12:21pm On Nov 18, 2019
From the pics, u can clearly see that the man's watch was taken from him. I can see the mark of the watch on the man's wrist. Tonto na begi begi, the man has no option but to gift him the watch. That I believe. But we are too gullible to believe that the man gave him an apartment too. I knew that was a lie immediately I read it. But again what do u expect from Tonto and bobrisky... birds of the same feather.

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Gedoni Cries As Khafi Confirms They Are Still Together (video) by Jokesnice(m): 12:51pm On Oct 15, 2019
SmellingAnus:
He is crying because he can't believe he has just been given a second chance to pound that pussy the way he likes... I can imagine he will tell her to wear her UK police uniform with her police cap while he roughly bangs her from the back and spanks her ass... grin grin

Don't mind me .... Just felt like being naughty grin
hahahahaha, ur imagination can run wild for Africa.

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Romance / Re: Join An Erotic Whatsapp Group Drop Your Number. For Matured Minds Only by Jokesnice(m): 5:03pm On Sep 11, 2019
lol

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