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@ OP, to me from what u ve counted, u are not even ugly, scars, mosquito bites, dark ampit, abegi, beta wake up or else u would sleep all through ur life. The only problem u have now is low self esteem. Ma baby girl, I ve seen ugly girls, when I say ugly I mean wugly.

Back then in school, there is this girl in my hostel that every body both girls and boys can confess that she is very ugly, big head, big eyes, big nose, big mouth. She even knows that she is ugly. But do u know what? she has carriage and she can package herself so much that u would even forget that she is ugly. Irrespective of her ugly looks, she has nice boobs, so thats what she carries and she is this very social type that goes everywhere so, she became friends to many people.

So baby girl, come out, look for the most interesting part of u and flunt it. If u dont like make ups before, try some mild ones, get some cool clothes, change ur looks including ur hair styles, go out and mix up with people ( start by calling some of ur old friends ), and above all always look at urself and the mirror and say 'I am beautiful'

[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=551487.msg7153705#msg7153705 date=1289898215]The women doesnt have to ovulating to get pregnant. If she is un protected she can get pregnant anytime of the month. There are better times than others to increase your chances but anytime a women is not using birth control she can get pregnent. So please stop saying there a times a women cant get pregnant cos guys and girls out there will think they are free and its not true![/quote]This is purely ignorance ( I hate passing insults but pls try and listen when people that have knowledge about some certain issues are talking cos no one is an island)

@ Shakers
Cy_ Clone has said it all jst that like he said, ovulation varies and some people ovulate earlier than others so its just left for u to check out for the signs. Immediately after ur monthly period, mayb 4-5 days later begin to check for some discharge, when u see them very thick, sleepy and milky kind of, then u can tell that u are ovulating. Then add two to three days to it, u can still take in cos the egg is still there, just one f**k can put the thing there. But when it exceeds these days, u will discover that the girl will now become very dry, that is to show that there cannot be preg till the next period. ( This lesson no be free oh, how much u com pay na?)

This topic look somehow to me. So people dont know that women dont just get pregnant like that and its not the number of times that they make love that gives pregnancy. Listen, it is only when a woman is in her fertility and ovulation period that she can take in. Every other day is her free period, so no matter how much sex he got, she would not be pregnant until her next cycle.

It therefore implies that he should know her ovulation and fertility period cos thats the right time put the thing

This is also the problem must men orking offshore (2 weeks in and 2 weeks out) encounter. Maybe when they are off, thats when their wife is fertile, when they come back its her free period and they will jst fire and fire and would now conclude that the wife is not taking in

Pls read books and be inform.

190:
[color=deeppink]This same very day in the 80s

12 Goats were given birth to in my village!! [/color]

Can any gud thing come out of Nazareth?

U will neva stop playing

rokiatu:
Happy birthday. Have fun, enjoy and break some rules.

Thanks alot, Jst that I spent my whole day the office

Thanks to all that wished me well

@ OP
Dont even tell any body that she is older than u, not even ur parent

@ Dyt, thanks alot, u just made my day

Everything for the babes oh, cos its all about us

Ann Marie:
Introduce her to Mr Cork

If u dont have anything beta to say, just keep shut.

@ OP
Both of u beta see a gyneacologist ASAP

@ OP
Oh girl come make I coach u. Firstly, dont tell ur dad, I can testify that those of us that are brought up by disciplinarians dont always tell them wheneva we make some moves cos they might question us. I can vividly remember me travelling 4 to 5 times out of my school and state back then when I was in school and also praying I dont meet my dad on the way cos it would be hell. Those travellings really helped me sha cos I would'nt have known so many place outside my state cos am even still in my state now

ok now back to the topic, call ur uncle nd jst syk him a little, uncle uncle, do u no one tracy in so so so school, if he says no, give him an account of all the incidents u no about both of them and even tell him the date, ( u no hw them dey do am now, jst be feeling cool and laughing well counting them) u will discover that he will change his mouth and ask u ' what about her', then u start. Tell him that, to u its not really ok and most of these girls are gold diggers and home breakers, explain how such money spent on her could be used to better the life of his family. Then promise him that u wont tell his wife provided he promise to be gud, I bet u, he would be coming to u everyday for a tete a tete. But make sure u dont tell the wife

See the way all the catholics jst dey harsh, had it been them say na pastor now, I no say this thread for don full. Stop been bais, christainity is a religion, not tradition, anybody can be tempted, be it a priest or a pastor, it only takes the grace of God to overcome, so a priest is not superior to a pastor neither is a pastor superior to a priest. I rest ma case

Aproko

Pls go ahead if ur mind is not restricting u. My gud friend is getting married to her hubby this weekend, she is 3 months older and he is happy, he even said he would have continued if she had been much older. My dear, its a matter of the mind, jst make sure u are happy within u first. cheers

Nlanders jst be happy wif me, this very day, month, back then in the early 80's I was conceived and given birth to. Am happy am still alive. This is my favourite section, thats why am here. Thanks to all

Heavensent:
um hum whot told you dbanj is the only performer

Who told u that it was only d banj that performed? Sound Sultan, Dr Sid and other artists performed

nairaxchan:
At the silverbird 30yrs celebration in eko hotel. he said d building will be built in abuja, i do not know where u got your news of it been built in lagos

mayb the one he watch different

see me see trouble oh, must u read the tread

I don't know when this old man will stop talking, he just want everybody to bow down to him, he don old, make he go rest

Professor Benedict Ijeoma, a Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) stalwart has charged the Ijaw leader, Chief E K Clark, to be a good leader and not be used by sycophants to destroy the society.

He advised Clark. “To allow the party and the court follow due process. If the court says Uduaghan has no case to answer, why should E.K. Clark manufacture case for him to answer, is he a policeman?
Ijeoma who gave the charge yesterday in Asaba , during a chat with newsmen, said the elders and leaders of the party were fully behind the former Governor of Delta State, Uduaghan.

He maintained that the Ijaw leader should be a loyal party man and abide by the decisions of the national leadership of the PDP to re-present Dr Emmanuel Uduaghan as its flag bearer in the court ordered rerun election.

His words,“E.K. Clark is a PDP man like all of us, so his postures have limitations because the National Chairman of the PDP announced yesterday that the party will represent Uduaghan, for the election, that is final, and so if E.K. Clark is still a loyal PDP man and if the PDP is going to re-present Uduaghan, then E.K. Clark should fall in line. All of us will support Uduaghan, for the election because if Uduaghan does not win, President Jonathan’s posture in Delta State will have a question mark”.

He said the court being the final arbiter has ordered a rerun, adding that the PDP has accepted the decision in good faith.
Ijeoma maintained that the Ijaw leader should be a loyal party man and abide by the decisions of the national leadership of the PDP to re-present Uduaghan as its flag bearer in the court ordered rerun election.

His words,“E.K. Clark is a PDP man like all of us, so his postures have limitations because the National Chairman of the PDP announced yesterday that the party will represent Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan for the election, that is final, and so if E.K. Clark is still a loyal PDP man and if the PDP is going to re-present Dr. Uduaghan, then E.K. Clark should fall in line. All of us will support Dr. Uduaghan, for the election because if Dr. Uduaghan does not win, President Jonathan’s posture in Delta state will have a question mark”.

He said the court being the final arbiter has ordered a rerun, adding that the PDP has accepted the decision in good faith.

On the outcome of the rerun election between PDP and Democratic Peoples Party (DPP), Prof Ijeoma said DPP will have to prove its popularity in the forthcoming election.

The husband fit even dey N/L oh and him no go no say na him wife dey talk so, LOL

2nd out of 3 children all girls. Am the mediator like the middleman (though a girl) between both my parent and my sisters. Everybody tends to ask me about one thing or the other, I dont know y

U can see all of them are children, I fink immediately he released their bags, they ran home since they had been pleading with him for a very long time and for the fear of him coming back to collect their bags again. Poor children

Wetin u wan hear again, Na wa oh

abi u wan force am talk wetin no dey exist?

is this another IBO news? do this people tink everyting is news? so wot of he looosed his father, big deal.

Must IBO people make everytin news? This is not ENUGU, this is Nairaland gademmmit!

U won't cease to amuse me, still laughing, I can't just stop laughing

Lovely, even if one fink its not a sin, it is definately absurd, its somefin that cannot be shared, so children and teens cannot be educated about sex education quoting this. I fink the best we can do for them is to engage their minds, thought and leisure times with useful activities until they are matured enof to venture into their sexual life (cos its inevitable)

Still @ mutter
Since u won't tell ur kids that self servicing is not a sin, if they ask a question based on this, would u tell them its right for them to be involved in this act in order for them to be relieved? would u?

[b]Somehow the parents did not do their job right in educating him how to deal with it

Sorry Mr Mutter, pls am learning, hw do parents educate children on how to deal with sexual urge outside the christain doom? and is self servicing not a sin?

I think the young ones should be guided on what they watch. This 16 years old boy could not control his urge as a result to maybe indecent exposure

abeg make siasia strike the whole team minus few persons, am not interested in the entire squad