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Really? That is an insult to your old man.


In Yoruba land such a lady will be driven away..

But there are two things here: she may not know it is bad, so deserves to be corrected so that will not happen again.

Or, she may deliberately did that to discourage any kind of closeness your family may want build with her.... You know this me and my husband package..


So, you find out to know the real deal

AgentGoat:
unn?

Ui

AgentGoat:
did you do it in nigeria?

Yes, one of the first generation universities in Nigeria

DavidEsq:
"For the living know they will die but the dead know nothing at all........Also, their love and their hate and their jealousy have already perished, and they no longer have any share in what is done under the sun". Ecclesiastics 9:5,6.

By their words we shall know them. Well-done brother

Yankee101:
Can you prepare for GRE and apply for a PHD in the US when you're done?

Yes, I can. Already I am done with the Master's program now. How do I go about it?

Thank you

rickyboss333:
shebi u don smile small...., no forget me o, when u enter Paradise

Haaaa... My brother, we go enter paradise together.

ikhileomotayo:
No promises, but at least I have noted your moniker. Cheers

Alright... In God I trust, but then God can use you to change my situation.

Thanks for your mention..

rickyboss333:
Civil Engineering (BEng, MEng)...
Oh! sorry, no b me them ask.

Lol, baba you wan take my shine ni? With all the 850k per month you still dey look for job?

rickyboss333:
lolz, my happiest moment was when I got a job of 850k per month. then in a twinkle of an eye, I was driving my dream car and was ready to move in into my 2 storey mansion I designed myself. Damn...have never been happier.

my saddest moment was when my phone alarm beeped, and realized it was just a dream

850k job?...Awwwww..... Thank God for your life brother..This is a real blessing...

If I get a job that pays 1/4 of that salary per month, I would be the happiest man on the world..


Modified:

Haaahaaa.... What kind of dream is that... We'll it can still be a reality ooo, don't give up

ikhileomotayo:
That's the spirit. What did you study?

Yes ooo.... Radiation and Health Physics.

Seriously I don't think I have any happy moment in this year because I am yet to get a job.


Well, I shall bag a Master's degree this year, I thank Jah for that.


Jehovah, I still have not lost hope in you even though the year is running out so fast. The remaining few days left, baba please let me and everyone here tonight looking for a job receive a letter of employment in Jesus name.

Lol.... This Op self... Na virginity you wan marry ni?

There are many things you can look out for in a lady far superior to virginity ( e.g mutual respect, understanding, character and many more). Bother about those ones first before you start wondering about virginity.

One chance... Never take lady that says no sex before marriage seriously unless she is a virgin. In fact if possible run from such a lady..

BOOMnaija:
I wish time can fly back...

All d energy wasted on years acquiring my B.Sc and M.Sc would av been rather channelled towards developing this lucreative business i'm presently into.

One of d greatest regrets of my life is wasting so much years acquiring useless formal education in nigeria under d aegis of shambolic destiny-destroying bodies like Aasu and co. Tufiakwa!

Bro we are in the same shoes...
Please can you mentor me on the lucrative business you are into now..

Thank gou

Why is everybody quoting that lunatic called chieAzubuike..

I swear 99% of Nigerians are not well educated. Or should I say educated illiterate going by all the comments flying around here..

For God sake we have hot lines directly to Police complain unit in Abuja..You don't need to spend a dime to recover your stolen keke. It is your ignorance that made you to pay that 30k in the first place.

Someone has dropped some numbers already. Call on of those numbers and in less than 30 minutes you will get you keke back without paying a kobo.
In fact, those police will even apologize for their unruly behavior.

Cool

Awwwwww..... First to comment.... This is a sign of good job coming my way this new week..

Jehovah picks my call...


Cute couples .. God keep you guys as one

Chai! Working class indeed... Whatever happens to your own money...

Awwww... all these girls are not smiling.
Similar thing happened to me. I met this lady on Facebook and we shared Whassup contact and often chat..

On the second week, she came up with endearing words like " hey love, honey how are you" .... hmmm Immidiately I knew something was not the offing.. then next she typed " Please, can you lend me some money?" I did not even reply her, I archived her chats straight and deleted her number .... up till today...


Some girls don turn this thing to scam oo

goody1shoe73:
You attended meeting today

Yes brother, I attended meeting today... And I enjoyed every aspect of the study article..

Of course Samuel , he would explain to me how he got the courage to relay the strong judgement message to the high priest Eli since he was just a little boy of around 12..

Seriously, I used to think these kind of news are fairy tales until it happened to someone close to me.

His childhood friend came from nowhere, spending money anyhow and rented an apartment at the eye brow area on the island.

There were about six living with the said guy in the same apartment. They all thought they were doing the same yahoo work, but wonder why the other guy always get money.... If the guy says he need 5million naira on a particular day, he must get it..

It got to a point none of them collect money again no matter how hard they work.. So, it was only the guy collecting money, feeding them and giving them pocket money.. Unknown to them, the guy is a confirm ritualist, and not yahoo boy...The guy has been using their destiny one way or the other.

When they got to know, they all left one by one, leaving the guy alone. As soon as the guy realized that bubble has burst, he ran out of the country.
Those guys said the week they left, Was the week they collect money....


So, guys open your eyes wella oo... Anybody you are not in contact with for maximum of 1month, and he just comes around spending money, under the pretext of yahoo.., bro abeg jaapa ooo.. This is true story.

Yeah, let me share mine. I was very young then, and working as a sales boy.
Anytime there is no sales and I feel bore, I would hang out with my friends upstairs.. One of them has a Lamination shop in the complex.

On that fateful day, I was upstairs and one of my frined's customer who came for lamination worked up to me telling me he liked me.. I said thank you. But in my mind I knew it was not normal. How can your fellow guy, someone you don't know from Adam walk up to you, telling you he likes you for no reason.. That is absurd!


I thought about it when I was alone in my shop. Anyway, right there I started suspecting the guy to be gay since I have read alots about gay and their modus operandi..

Later, I went upstairs again, and into the my friend's shop. I was now alone with the said.
Then he started talking to me, telling me where he stays. He asked me if I could visit him at home.. I said ok if I am chanced ( innocent me oo)

Then, he started coming closer to me, he was so close to me that I felt his hands around me.. I just pushed the idiots away and walked out of that shop.

Later, I told my friend about it. And he said he had been doing the same to him but he did not know what it meant. He said most times he would be so close to him that he would feel his erect dick rubbing off on him.. I had to explain to my friend that he was a gay and wanted to sodomise him..

Since that day. The guy no gree show again.. lol.

Ok, this is mine:

Went on a date with a girl and we order barbecue (fish). I mmidiately I tasted it, it was cold... so I told the Babe the fish is not fresh, and not today's own.. let return it.

She laughed hysterically and said " you are a bush boy, barbecues do not hot"

I was so shock I could not utter a word.. more embarrassing he said it so loudly that people around must have heard..

Anyway, she continued eating, and tried to persuade me to eat too. After sometimes, when she had eaten almost half of the fish, she said what I said is true and called the attendant to replace it. The guy said he could not replace it since half of the plate had been eaten.


Na so this babe started shouting and cursing the guy. I felt like the ground should just open and swallow me. I had to beg her to stop and shamefully escorted her out of the place

beardlessdude:
Has masturbation finally killed me?
Will I ever be with a woman.
Questions running through my head as I left the ashawo's place
I tried disvirgining myself today.
I went to Jaji and met one yellow Igbo Ashawo, she took me to her suite, on reaching there, prick no gree stand.

She massaged my dick on her Toto, opened it for me to see, she even massaged my dick on her ass (thinking I was a batty boy, maybe), I then recalled I mastutbated two times today before I went there. I'm so scared. I'm very sure I'm no faqqot so that's settled, pls who has experienced similar stuff. What could be the cause pls. I'm very scared

Guy, you dick don tire, allow it rest small na...

Nothing to get worried about..

Meanwhile why you go dey patronize Ashawo joint, you no get girlfriend.. Be careful oo

Aditii:
Everyone is entitled to their preferences. Personally I cant be caught dead with a man with no money. God forbids!

Good one... But guys are smarter this days. Personally as a rich guy I will marry a lady in my class. I can never make a friend with a broke lady not to talk marrying her, God forbids.

I loathe poverty mentality abegggi