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Sports › Re: Predict & Win N7,200 Airtime: Argentina Vs Nigeria by jonath0012(m): 8:14pm On Jun 25, 2018
Nigeria 2 Argentina 1
Romance › Re: Tips On How Ladies Will Give You Do Without Stress Or Pay by jonath0012(m): 6:13pm On Jun 25, 2018
Nedfed:
1. Once u pick her up from her place, take her straight to the nearest ATM. Make sure she stand beside you at the machine while you withdraw your cash till you reach 50k or more than that. For her mind she will think you purposely withdraw it because of her. Bros take her straight down to your house(bedroom) and tell her to do whatsoever you want, I promise you she will do as you want. After that you can give #50 for tp if you wish. After she has gone tell send some1 to help you deposit the money back to your account.
This is so true. My friend did it to a girl. She took her to the ATM and withdrew about 100k and gave the girl non challantly to keep in her bag while they go home...

Guy, my friend said as soon as they got home th girl nipples began to vibrate even before touching her lol...

To cut it short, after they made out, he collected the money and gave the girl just 2k���
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by jonath0012(m): 6:04pm On Jun 24, 2018
BiggyBamBam:
Anybody that predicts Argentina Vs Nigeria right, will win a N5,000 Airtime from me.





Predict and Win!!!!
Nigeria 2 Argentina 1

Quote me anywhere
Nairaland General › Re: When Was The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? by jonath0012(m): 11:15pm On Jun 21, 2018
Ok, let me share mine
On this fateful day, I can't remember what my younger brother did to me, I was livid with anger that I used the back of my hand to hit him at the stomach and he collapsed instantly. I thought he was pretending. After like 15 minutes he could not get up. And Mum started calling his name , yet he did not stand up. Then she moved closer to him to to drag him up, but he kept going down. I was gripped with fear. I had to move closer as my Mum started crying and shouting my name that I have killed him. I joined her in crying too as we made move to rescue his life. After an hour with the help of neighbor he came back to life.

I was so grateful to God that I promised myself that no matter what he did to me I would never lay my hands on him. And till today I keep to that promise
Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady Over 40 Years Of Age?? by jonath0012(m): 7:47pm On Jun 21, 2018
iLegendd:
Short answer. If you're in the western world or about moving there with her, yes. If you're in Nigeria, NO.
On point bro. I have an American lady in her 40s and I am in my 30s. We planning to get married. I am going to move over to her.

Meanwhile, I will not try this if the lady is in Nigeria. If you know you know.
Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks: Girls Like Money, You Can Deceive Them With It by jonath0012(m): 11:27am On Jun 21, 2018
ladyF:
I don't even know whether to agree with him or not. Maybe someone should come and tempt me by asking for my account number. I want to know if i will fall for the money cheesy

Make i go continue my search for bitcoin to buy sha... Check my signature.. Best rate always. kiss

It's LadyF again. grin grin grin
I have some bitcoin to sell, pm me
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by jonath0012(m): 9:52pm On Jun 16, 2018
And the game is over: Nigeria 0 and Croatia 2





Shameful....
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by jonath0012(m): 9:29pm On Jun 16, 2018
The end
Phones › Phone With Good Camera (35-45k) by jonath0012(op): 8:50am On Jun 02, 2018
Hi guys,
Kindly recommend a good phone with a good camera between 35k to 45k..
Romance › Re: How Two Slay Queens Disgraced Me At An Eatery This Evening. by jonath0012(m): 11:04pm On May 24, 2018
Same poo happened to me when I took a very pretty girl to a bar, we ordered for Barbecue (fish), I noticed the fish was not fresh and hot, then I told the girt, " this fish is not hot, seeme like it is not freshly prepared" Hear what this bush girl told me, she said barbecue is not always hot, that i am a bush man.... Lok
Crime › Re: "How 3 Men Jazzed And Duped Me In Lagos Yesterday" - Lady by jonath0012(m): 9:37pm On May 24, 2018
Similar thing almost happened to me, but I am too smart to fall for that.. I was going to Fagba enroute Jonathan coker road, then a guy standing close to me walked up and asked me for a direction to Marvis complex, I told him right away i don't know where it is located, then he said didn't I stay around and I said yes. Still not satisfied, he said I should help him ask people around. I was like are you dumb that you cannot ask yourself. I just told him, guy go ask people yourself and I walked away.
Unknown to me they where actually three and the plan was to engage me while the other ones snatch my bag and run away.. A guy who was watching us from a distance told me this when I got to Fagba. He told me he was watching us as we talking and wanted to know what they would do before he intervenes, that he knows them to be thieves..
Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend Doesn't Last Long On Bed by jonath0012(m): 11:34am On May 05, 2018
BUHARIISCURSED:
grin Buy lords chosen sticker or their apron and tie it round his preeq cheesy

Come here and thank me later
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin guy you dey mad ooo
Romance › Re: He Said “no Sex Bfor Marriage.” We Got Married & I Discovered What He Was Hiding by jonath0012(m): 11:05pm On May 03, 2018
Ridbaay:
Went on a date with bae for 4th time. Both t.fare & budgeted fund was exhausted due to increase in service fee.

Going bk home I requested the little money be used as t.fare back home 4 us bt collected her acct number.


Is it necessary or nt to transfer d money back to her ?

Note- still wooing her
Common, since you collected her account number, you gat to transfer the money to her
Next time hold your ball and be a man. You ought not to have collected her account number. You supposed to have just asked her for the money and keep shut rather than running your mouth that you will transfer the money back when you have no intention
Crime › Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boys Make Millions From Corporate Email Accounts (Photo) by jonath0012(m): 9:45pm On May 03, 2018
Nigerians are super intelligent. No hope again in this country. The days of education and hardwork are long gone who no know should know.
Rather than using the education obtained to develop our country, most Nigerians have been frustrated to use it to commit crime.

Or what do you tell someone who has acquired so much education without getting a job.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 6:00pm On Apr 24, 2018
lookingfly:
really, but we're u able to attach passport and id
Yes. The only issue is on my device notification it say "no device information" and on payment notification "no payment history"
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 5:56pm On Apr 24, 2018
If you are finding it difficult uploading your passport and ID card or you have uploaded but it is not showing, use this link to upload again http://npvn.npower.gov.ng/onboard
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 5:54pm On Apr 24, 2018
lookingfly:
i don't think so, do you have anyone from this batch that doesn't have the payrol exemption notification
I don't have payroll exemption notification..I have onboard" instead
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 5:41am On Apr 24, 2018
jonath0012:
Airtel lines not giving otp even after dialing the code *347*5*88#. What do we do, please?
Please npowerng attend to this I have not been able to sleep since last night..


Help!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 5:30am On Apr 24, 2018
Airtel lines not giving otp even after dialing the code *347*5*88#. What do we do, please?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 10:53pm On Apr 23, 2018
innocentjiale:
My glo sim is not even responding for otp
This is serious. My own is saying undefined after dialing the code. N-power should help us on this.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 10:44pm On Apr 23, 2018
npowerng:
Dear 2017 pre-selected applicants,

Having issues with generating a One Time Password to log in to the NPVN Portal kindly dial *347*5*88# to check

#NPowerNG
I have tried all I could to generate the one time password using the code you provided up here, but yet I can seem to get it. Please what do I do now? I have used different browser, all the same.. I am using an airtel number
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 10:33pm On Apr 23, 2018
npowerng:
Dear 2017 pre-selected applicants,

Having issues with generating a One Time Password to log in to the NPVN portal?

Please use the short code in the image below.

#NPowerNG
I have used the short code on my registered N-power number, yet it is bringing undefined. What do I do?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NPOWERNG: Got A Msg From Them by jonath0012(m): 10:30pm On Apr 23, 2018
npowerng:
Kindly stay tuned to our official Social media channels for more information on the next step.
I am using airtel line, I can not generate OTP. What do I do?
Romance › Re: Introducing Myself And Also To Give My Opinion On This Matter by jonath0012(m): 2:05pm On Apr 21, 2018
I share your view to an extent.. That was how my girlfriend was arguing with me that it is a guy's right and responsibility to take of their girlfriend. I told her frankly that only if she becomes my wife I take it as my responsibility or right to take care of her. Whatever I do for her is strictly out of love or willingness and not responsibility.

Well, I still blame guys for this type of mentality exhibited by our ladies.
Travel › Re: 4 Students Killed As Epileptic Driver Crashes Into Trailer After Seizure by jonath0012(m): 8:10pm On Mar 18, 2018
beetown:
RIP...
how would they have known that the driver had epilepsy....
Only God saves and only Him can direct our footsteps
Is it that some of you don't know how to read or have comprehension problem? .
It was clear stated that the driver showed the sign not quite long after taking off from the school gate that the passengers had to disembark, but due to the intervention of passers by they all agreed to board the bus again, after which the sign showed up again, and this time around it became uncontrollable and the vehicle ran into trailer.

Hope you get it now
Investment › Re: Reliable by jonath0012(m): 11:14am On Dec 01, 2017
pufframmy:
It is the new month again. I am grateful that we have lived to see this bright new month. It is time for you to go all out and fulfill your destiny. Exhale and start well. I wish you all the best. Happy new month. FROM PUFFTECH EXCHANGE
Hello guy, let do business.. I wanna buy bitcoins, I'm in Abule Egba area.... how much per dollar
Romance › Re: How Will I React On Her Past? by jonath0012(m): 5:39pm On Nov 11, 2017
ProfCyber:
I have a girlfriend for months and recently she told me
that,


one time she was drunk (2 years ago) she had a
party with 2 guys and they were brothers.


She
didnt liked it and She "stopped".



I Can't fuking get this out of my head


How would I react?

What will I do?
So, what do you want ud to do now? It's your mind playing game on you.. get over it, if you can't dump her ass
Romance › Re: It Is True?? Lol (pic) by jonath0012(m): 5:26pm On Nov 11, 2017
ok
Christianity Etc › Re: Rich Pastors Disregarding The Poor – Falana Mocks Adeboye, Others by jonath0012(m): 3:48pm On Nov 11, 2017
lloyds:
When God says pay tithe, you will argue with him. When he begins to expand and bless those paying tithes and first fruits, you will be to fight and criticize them.
Difficult people all over.
Guy, your mumuism no be here oo.. I hail you
Culture › Re: Oluwo Of Iwo: "Banky W Cancer Should Come And Afflict Me" by jonath0012(m): 3:35pm On Nov 11, 2017
fumiswtpusytwo:
Banky can die and go to hell,i don't give a Bleep about him after all he is a third class musician.
Although he is my yoruba brother that has oblong shapeless head.
I am funmi the bueatiful yoruba muslim girl from no man's land LAGOS
Crazy girl... You are back again.. Welcome

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