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edgeP:
Ronaldo: guy ao u dey nao?

Neymar: bros hey!

Ronaldo: se u be baba for PSG nao?

Neymar: Yes Oh! i dey ball wella, na only that panya (cavani) wan spoil my show,

Messi: (thinking) I know say this olosho wey dey near me dey try show ronaldo sum skin mtcheeeww,

Olosho: (thinking) see them, dey no kuma notice me, if for say terry dey here nao, my market for sell wella.

hahahaha! you are wicked bro!!

here is the perfect caption!!

nairavsdollars:
It's like this Don Jazzy has lost his sanity since D'banj dumped him and Olamide harassed him at Headies awards

What the Bleep are you spitting!!

You know who the best is when they meet each other!! ahaha!

rapheeky:
Dude dont say dat.. . best player award isn't like b4 ....its a popularity contest for d most popular footballer ....where friends vote for their friends ......dis FIFA award would b better if only coaches were allowed to vote ...if Madrid wins d UCL ....and laliga with d shit ronaldo is playing now(he's not even among d best 20 players in d world currently ) BT he will eventually win ...cos his frnds would vote for him ....ronaldo is a marketable athlete ....he has many followers and connections. ...has many friends .

what is this one saying?? na your family give am votes to win it amazes me how Messi fan has been talking shit without base and facts. you said if coaches were given the only opportunity to votes, Messi would have won, on what basis? i remember when Ronaldo was being the man on all fronts in terms of Goals and stats.....you guys were talking shit that it was not goals that matters,but how many trophies he won with those goals....now Ronaldo is adding the trophies and still you are talking shit . i bet you want him to fly then so you will acknowledge him...well, i pray you continue with your baseless fiction of logic .. he thrives with your hate. he even said it...."your love makes me strong,your hate makes me unstoppable" keep on waiting on him to finish...you know how he does things,when he starts ,it comes like magic!!!
well for your information here are the list of voters and they are all the coaches who voted...now do the analysis yourself and stop disgracing people who taught u.

(Ante Caci) Cristiano Ronaldo Luka Modric Lionel Messi
(Hector Cuper) Lionel Messi Cristiano Ronaldo Neymar
(Gareth Southgate) Cristiano Ronaldo Luka Modric Toni Kroos
(Didier Deschamps) Cristiano Ronaldo Neymar Gianluigi Buffon
(Joachim Low) Toni Kroos Manuel Neuer Neymar
(Carlos Queiroz) Cristiano Ronaldo Lionel Messi Neymar
(Giampiero Ventura) Cristiano Ronaldo Gianluigi Buffon Lionel Messi
(Juan Carlos Osorio) Cristiano Ronaldo Arturo Vidal Marcelo
(Herve Renard) Cristiano Ronaldo Lionel Messi Neymar
(Dick Advocaat) Lionel Messi Cristiano Ronaldo Neymar
(Michael O'Neill) Cristiano Ronaldo Eden Hazard N'Golo Kante
(Fernando Santos ) Cristiano Ronaldo Luka Modric Lionel Messi
(Martin O'Neill) Cristiano Ronaldo Lionel Messi Eden Hazard
(Gordon Strachan) Luka Modric N'Golo Kante Lionel Messi
(Julen Lopetegui ) Sergio Ramos Dani Carvaja Andres Iniesta
(Mircea Lucescu) Lionel Messi Sergio Ramos Luka Modric
(Andriy Shevchenko) Cristiano Ronaldo Lionel Messi Gianluigi Buffon
(Oscar Tabarez) Cristiano Ronaldo Lionel Messi Luis Suarez
(Bruce Arena) Cristiano Ronaldo Luka Modric Eden Hazard
(Chris Coleman) Sergio Ramos Luka Modric Harry Kane

It appears Popular Nollywood Actor and Comedian Okwy Chukwujekwu also known as "Bossman" is dead. Details coming from Sources close to him, shows a video where the actor is seen lying in the back of a car,obviously dead, with friends lamenting his Death. his other friend and colleague is also seen in the video with words coming from him and i quote"Nna bossman don die oooh"( meaning Man, Bossman is dead)
My deepest Condolences to his Family and friends. another great guy is lost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzeAUAZVqY

Adonike:
For APC mind, 2019 campaign promises is fulfilled already..

Kudos to the ladies.

Make I call that my Aunt wey dey there to help me collect "kilishi" come.

My guy, this must be Ibom Plaza abi? you just reminded me of the good old days of National Youth Service in Akwa-ibom state. was full of fun shaa. you have very homely people. very hospitable. batch A 2015/16.

nero2face:
we shall never be part of such an ugly event...the Grace of God will continue to guide and protect us while going out and coming in....IJN...Amen !

I am a christian....but your comment made me very mad. what the heck are you saying? so you think God loves you more than he loved the dead ones? we have become very inconsiderate because of Religion in this country. just go back and try to read what you posted afresh.
sounding like that will not save you from that kind of disaster if you come face to face with it. even if you do....thank your God . stop acting like it is anybody's portion or destiny to die such horrible death.

If i had my way, these monsters won't be plying the road with commuters. i wonder how many times People have to die before something is done about the preventable daily loss of lives in this country. we do not respect human lives. If i should come out as an independent candidate to contest for the position of a Senator or Representative....these same youth will ridicule me with Endless insults,yet we desire a change!! for God's sake things should be done right for once. i wonder when we will ever learn!!

Choi! father Of all Gee boys!!

As your god use you to scatter and punish Naija abi?. May Red thunder fire the hands that opened that Prison gate for you. nonsense.

The way these flooding matter is going, person go just dey im house dey sleep jeje....one shark go enter house chop one of im leg for am..eeh!

What is wrong with what she put on. mttcccheee! come see the kain speed i applied to see things. dissapointed.
she remains beautiful as ever. beautiful Nadia.

What is that lady in the last picture wearing? eeewww! the Nipples are almost out. how is she going to dance comfortably without always trying to pull it up. what would this one tell me if i were her husband and that covering slips....oops!! i have already known the dimension,mass ,weight and circumference of the breasts. women have always been the problem of this world.

i just pray she maximizes her potentials and do not lose it on the way like some of us did. being intelligent is one thing but keeping steadfast is another. kudos girl.

And baby will be like...."Get those boobsdown here woman, am hungry like a lion" and Mum will be like " no way am breastfeeding u, u must Chop fufu, who u epp!!" Lolz!!

With dis kinda brain from an 18 yr old, i do think we should bring up Female Maturity age to atleast 23. I am very ashamed of his dad telling me his daughter is still a Child really? Like Seriously; 18 yrs!!!
U were reluctant to go for a beauty pageant, but jumped at d condition for a sex-tape? No second thoughts.

Some ppl here are defending her saying "she's no lesbian judjing from her novice-like act or performance" owk, if i hv a question for y'all lots......If 3 guyz raped ur sis and one was forced to join in d act, he sticked his p***k up her a**, wud u say,"oh, dis one's not a rapist coz he hit d wrong hole, i'll pardon him". Wud u do dat?
For all i care, she's very doltish to have wanted Fame the "Kim Kardashian way!".

Dad's saying she's still a gal, hahahaha!! I laugh in swahili. He shud check d kinda phone, accessories and make-up her daughter uses. Oops!! He should also how hollow his daughter is down thr. Mmmttchheew!!

IbadanHome:
And in Nigeria all they want to do is MMM and Yahoo..ok na

Hehehehe!! U actually got Me cracked up with the MMM stuff. It's really worrying.