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Fine a woman in mathematics.
Q1: fine x, where x is a woman
1. To fine a woman, you need to have Time and Money, therefore Woman = Time × Money
2. We all know that time is money, so Time = money
3. Therefore, Woman = money × money = Money²
4. And money is the root of all problem
Money = √problem
5. Therefore
Woman = (√problem)² Cancel the square
Therefore Woman = problem

I still don't understand why INEC is yet to de- register PDP as a political party

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

UniqueL102:
Meaning everyone who lost their loved ones in Lekki Incident should put up some figure as compensation?

If the Nigerian military can move over 13 or 75 dead bodies in the eyes of over 500+ protesters at Lekki without no one having it caught on phone camera, then the NA should be regarded the best military in the world. Even the US marine cop can’t achieve that feat.

If you read the original greek you'll see peter could not say that he loved Him.He actually said Lord you know that I am fond of you.The third time Jesus did not ask Peter if he loved Him,He asked are you fond of me,that's why Peter broke down,he couldn't say it,but the great grace of our lord still said feed my sheep.Its never been about how much we love Him it's how much He loves us.

Sheik gumi was once arrested in Saudi Arabia for terrorism he was saved by FG under jonathan adminstration.
He is among the team that reconnect Atiku with obasanjo in 2019,
He is always a cretics of PMB and now a spokeman of Fulani headsmen.
Do you need to look far to know that these are the sponsors of terrorists in Nigeria
sheik gumi father once said that Muslim can’t be under Christian and over his dead body will a Christian become a governor in kaduna state.

Sheik gumi was once arrested in Saudi Arabia for terrorism he was saved by FG under jonathan adminstration.
He is among the team that reconnect Atiku with obasanjo in 2019,
He is always a cretics of PMB and now a spokeman of Fulani headsmen.
Do you need to look far to know that these are the sponsors of terrorists in Nigeria
sheik gumi father once said that Muslim can’t be under Christian and over his dead body will a Christian become a governor in kaduna state.

To be sincere without hiding any thoughts in my mind and without lies,to the actual truth with my clear open mind and clean heart,expressing what ever is embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't say just because I was nervous.But Today, by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually have nothing to say

Freestainworld:
Those foolish elders have started again, how did they know that it was IPOB that attacked the police station, old fools

we the right thinking elders know that ipob are terrorist

According to a 19th-century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: "It's a marvelous day today"! The Truth looks up to the skies and sighs, for the day was really beautiful. They spend a lot of time together, ultimately arriving beside a well. The Lie tells the Truth: "The water is very nice, let's take a bath together!" The Truth, once again suspicious, tests the water and discovers that it indeed is very nice. They UnCloth and start bathing. Suddenly, the Lie comes out of the water, puts on the clothes of the Truth and runs away. The furious Truth comes out of the well and runs everywhere to find the Lie and to get her clothes back. The World, seeing the Truth naked, turns its gaze away, with contempt and rage.
The poor Truth returns to the well and disappears forever, hiding therein its shame. Since then, the Lie travels around the world, dressed as the Truth, satisfying the needs of society, because, the World, in any case, harbors no wish at all to meet the naked Truth

According to a 19th-century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: "It's a marvelous day today"! The Truth looks up to the skies and sighs, for the day was really beautiful. They spend a lot of time together, ultimately arriving beside a well. The Lie tells the Truth: "The water is very nice, let's take a bath together!" The Truth, once again suspicious, tests the water and discovers that it indeed is very nice. They UnCloth and start bathing. Suddenly, the Lie comes out of the water, puts on the clothes of the Truth and runs away. The furious Truth comes out of the well and runs everywhere to find the Lie and to get her clothes back. The World, seeing the Truth naked, turns its gaze away, with contempt and rage.
The poor Truth returns to the well and disappears forever, hiding therein its shame. Since then, the Lie travels around the world, dressed as the Truth, satisfying the needs of society, because, the World, in any case, harbors no wish at all to meet the naked Truth

According to a 19th-century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: "It's a marvelous day today"! The Truth looks up to the skies and sighs, for the day was really beautiful. They spend a lot of time together, ultimately arriving beside a well. The Lie tells the Truth: "The water is very nice, let's take a bath together!" The Truth, once again suspicious, tests the water and discovers that it indeed is very nice. They UnCloth and start bathing. Suddenly, the Lie comes out of the water, puts on the clothes of the Truth and runs away. The furious Truth comes out of the well and runs everywhere to find the Lie and to get her clothes back. The World, seeing the Truth naked, turns its gaze away, with contempt and rage.
The poor Truth returns to the well and disappears forever, hiding therein its shame. Since then, the Lie travels around the world, dressed as the Truth, satisfying the needs of society, because, the World, in any case, harbors no wish at all to meet the naked Truth

Arsenal will tell us who kills 2-pac before they will win this game

Analogy of OPPRESSOR & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors). During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one. The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely Unclad. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The Unclad chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature. The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet. Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people". "You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them". "If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you". "They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place." Breath taking, isn't it ? Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media. Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments. Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's House during this Sallah period to go collect peanuts? People trooping to Bola Ahmed Tinubu Foundation offices to collect branded One kilo bag of Rice & Noddles. Did you see the number of people of all ages who troop out to welcome Ex- convict James Ibori to South South! Your guess is as good as mine. Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! Pass to all your contacts & let your Political & Religion Leaders read, understand & digest.

Analogy of OPPRESSOR & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors). During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one. The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely Unclad. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The Unclad chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature. The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet. Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people". "You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them". "If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you". "They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place." Breath taking, isn't it ? Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media. Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments. Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's House during this Sallah period to go collect peanuts? People trooping to Bola Ahmed Tinubu Foundation offices to collect branded One kilo bag of Rice & Noddles. Did you see the number of people of all ages who troop out to welcome Ex- convict James Ibori to South South! Your guess is as good as mine. Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! Pass to all your contacts & let your Political & Religion Leaders read, understand & digest.

Analogy of OPPRESSOR & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors). During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one. The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely Unclad. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The Unclad chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature. The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet. Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people". "You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them". "If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you". "They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place." Breath taking, isn't it ? Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media. Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments. Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's House during this Sallah period to go collect peanuts? People trooping to Bola Ahmed Tinubu Foundation offices to collect branded One kilo bag of Rice & Noddles. Did you see the number of people of all ages who troop out to welcome Ex- convict James Ibori to South South! Your guess is as good as mine. Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! Pass to all your contacts & let your Political & Religion Leaders read, understand & digest.

Analogy of OPPRESSOR & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors). During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one. The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely Unclad. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The Unclad chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature. The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet. Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people". "You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them". "If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you". "They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place." Breath taking, isn't it ? Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media. Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments. Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's House during this Sallah period to go collect peanuts? People trooping to Bola Ahmed Tinubu Foundation offices to collect branded One kilo bag of Rice & Noddles. Did you see the number of people of all ages who troop out to welcome Ex- convict James Ibori to South South! Your guess is as good as mine. Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! Pass to all your contacts & let your Political & Religion Leaders read, understand & digest.

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that is exactly what bubu want, we will deal with this terrorist call ipob

I don't know why inec is yet to de- register PDP as a political party

David mark- PDP, David mark daughter - APC
Ataku - PDP
Atiku daughter - Apc

eeetuk:
"The National Chairman of the PDP, Prince Uche Secondus, had on Saturday alleged that the leadership of the APC is giving false promises to some members of the opposition party to enable them to defect to the ruling party."

I agree with Chairman Secondus claim here, 100%.
One good example is defection of Ebony state governor to APC, David Umahi by promising to give him presidential ticket. APC knows it has no power to offer presidential ticket to governor Umahi, but lured him with false promise anyway.

One thing that is shocking to me about PDP is how much the party has become so insecured over the past 6 years.

PDP won the presidency 15 years [1999-2015].
Its political machine is still intact.
Its came close to winning the presidency in 2019, but stop short because of voting fraud by APC.

In 2023, PDP can win the presidency again if its desperate members stay put. President Buhari is not going to return in 2023 and that means northern Nigeria is up for crab.

For PDP to win presidency in 2023, it needs two things: first is a good messenger. And second is a good narrative. If members of PDP just stop being too insecure and desperate, and work on these two factors, the presidency will be theirs come 2023.

Will they listen?

you mean if given opportunity you will still vote pdp into power?

you are one among the problem of this country

shadeyinka:
The creator of the heaven and the earth couldn't have lacked anything He wanted! However, Jesus did not live like a wealthy man and he didn't own things that will make anyone consider him as wealthy.

If Jesus was in our generation, he probably will have enough influence to get Him anything He wanted BUT will not personally own most of the things we see our rich people owning. In other words, he would probably fly in helicopters, planes, cars and ship that he doesn't own. He would probably live in a rented house and not build churches. Jesus's investment was more on people rather than material assets.

Pastors who live flamboyant lives would want to portray Jesus as a materially Rich and wealthy man (so as to justify their own flamboyant lifestyle) but no: Jesus seem to live a simple lifestyle. He had the power to turn baskets of rocks and dirts int GOLD but he would rather send Peter to draw out the first fish in whose mouth is money enough to pay for just two people (with no excess)!

But Jesus did not live in Poverty or Penury: that will be completely wrong belief system.

The following are some of the reasons why I believe Jesus was rich:

The wise men from the East made Jesus wealthy at his birth, the book of Matthew proves that Jesus was the recipient of wealth at his birth.

“In the book of Matthew in Chapter 2, the kings came to him, and they bought him gold, frankincense and myrrh.”

Jesus had so much money that he needed a treasurer: The New Testament describes Judas as the “treasurer” for Jesus’ disciples. “Why would a band of 12 men need a treasurer if they didn’t have some treasures, “You need a treasurer when you have surplus.”

Jesus wore expensive clothes: In the 19th chapter of John’s Gospel, the Roman soldiers who crucified Jesus are depicted gambling for his “seamless” undergarment. Jesus wore garments that were a “nobleman’s garments.” “If his clothes were a poor man’s clothes, why would centurions gamble for it?”

In Mark 14:3-7. Jesus is dining in the home of Simon the leper in Bethany when a woman came with an alabaster vial of very costly perfume of pure spikenard and broke the vial and poured the contents over His head. There were some that were indignant and said, “Why has this perfume been wasted? For this perfume might have been sold for over three hundred pence, and the money given to the poor”. Jesus said, “Let her alone; why do you bother her? She has done a good deed to me. For the poor you always have with you , and whenever you wish, you can do them good: but you do not always have Me.” Jesus did not count Himself among the poor because Jesus was not poor! He was not necessarily wealthy (in natural terms) but Jesus Was Not Poor! — The Disciples Were Not Poor!

arsenal will keep loosing until they tell us who kill 2-pac

bornalive:
You have said it right. God, The Father, God The Son and God The Holy Spirit. Trinity.

There is nothing like trinity I the bible,
let me explain further.
let us start with some references from the beginning of the Bible to see what the early believers in God wrote.

“Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD” Deuteronomy 6:4

“Fear ye not, neither be afraid: have not I told thee from that time, and have declared it? ye are even my witnesses. Is there a God beside me? yea, there is no God; I know not any.” Isaiah 44:8

I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: Isaiah 45:5

“Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me…” Isaiah 46:9

So from these few verses we have seen that God has not once described himself as being three in one. No where in the Old Testament, or in the whole Bible for that matter, is mentioned the word Trinity. God has only said he is one being.

what did Jesus said about God?
And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he (Jesus) had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all? And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: Mark 12:28-29

So Jesus believes and supports the statement made in the old testament that God is one being.

The popular belief that God, is three beings in one (the Father, the son and the Holy spirit) is nowhere found in the scriptures. 

Consider Christs own words:

“I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own will, but the will of the Father which hath sent me.” John 5:30

Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I. John 14:28

So is this a third part of almighty God speaking as you suggest?

Consider this verse also

Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done. Luke 22:42

Jesus was in complete subjection to the fathers will, but he had a will of his own. This clearly shows that they were not one person but two completely different beings, having their own wills.

Another point I want to bring to you is that the Bible teaches that God knew things that Jesus didn’t – this of course would be an impossibility if they were the same being:

But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Mark 13:32


with this understanding I can say it's not right to agree with the doctrine of trinity.

I will still come back to explain better
thank you

paying against your enemy to die is not biblical, imagine if pastor oyedepo is praying against Mr President to die why pastor Adebayo is praying for God to bless Mr President, which prayer do you want God to answer?

Janosky:
ARE ANGELS EQUAL WITH JESUS IN ESSENCE, IN NATURE, AND IN CHARACTER ?

The angels are referred to as “sons of God” by virtue of having been created (Job 38:7), whereas Jesus became the Son of the Father through being actually begotten of the Father in flesh and Spirit. “But when He again brings the firstborn into the world, He says: ‘Let all the angels of God worship Him’ . . . To the Son He says: ‘Your throne, O God, is forever and ever . . .’” (Hebrews 1:6-.

Jesus “has gone into heaven and is at the right hand of God, angels and authorities and powers having been made subject to Him” (1 Peter 3:22).

Clearly Jesus Christ is far above all the angels—yet He is the Angel in terms of being the Father’s Messenger.

John 14:28 (NIV)

“You heard me say, ‘I am going away, and I am coming back to you.’ If you loved me, you would be glad that I am going to the Father, for the Father is greater than I.

the term ‘greater’ hare mean “someone who holds a greater status or office.” For example, your boss is greater than you; the president is greater than the vice president.
Jesus is equal with the Father in essence, in nature, and in character, but the Father is greater than Jesus in function, office, and position.  

When Jesus says the ‘Father is greater than I.’ The context shows that Jesus is not speaking in terms of His essential being and nature of God – but rather functionally; He is speaking of the mission and work of God. 

We never see Jesus sending the Father to do anything; that is simply not His function within the work of the Godhead. It is the Father who sends the son – and it is to the Father’s side that the Son will return by this understanding it's right to says that Jesus has a supreme leader ( God the father) and It is in that functional sense that the Father is ‘greater
conclusively:
JESUS IS EQUAL WITH THE FATHER IN ESSENCE, IN NATURE, AND IN CHARACTER, BUT THE FATHER IS GREATER THAN JESUS IN FUNCTION, IN OFFICE, AND IN POSITION.

Sheik gumi was once arrested in Saudi Arabia for terrorism he was saved by FG under jonathan adminstration.
He is among the team that reconnect Atiku with obasanjo in 2019,
He is always a cretics of PMB and now a spokeman of Fulani headsmen.
Do you need to look far to know that these are the sponsors of terrorists in Nigeria
sheik gumi father once said that Muslim can’t be under Christian and over his dead body will a Christian become a governor in kaduna state.

Sheik gumi was once arrested in Saudi Arabia for terrorism he was saved by FG under jonathan adminstration.
He is among the team that reconnect Atiku with obasanjo in 2019,
He is always a cretics of PMB and now a spokeman of Fulani headsmen.
Do you need to look far to know that these are the sponsors of terrorists in Nigeria
sheik gumi father once said that Muslim can’t be under Christian and over his dead body will a Christian become a governor in kaduna state.