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I called a married lady who was
owing me money, but she didn't pick
my calls.
I called 10 times more, still no
answer. Knowing that her husband
was not at home, I decided to send
her this message:
"Hello Sisy, I'm not calling for the
money. I just wanted to tell you that
2 girls were fighting over your
husband in town today. It was a big
fight and he was just there watching,
until one of the girl managed to
escape into his car and they drove
off".
After some minutes, she called me but
I ignored her. She kept calling and I
found 21 missed calls from her and a
message which read:
"Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you notice those girls? Please tell
me, I am falling apart."
I just read and didn't respond. She
called again, 5 times and I didn't
answer, then another message from
her:
"I have your money, please can we
meet, so you tell me more?"
Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it
through eWallet so that when I pass
by the filling station to refuel, then I
will pick you and drive you to one of
the Girl's House because I know
them."
After 2 mins, I checked my account
balance, my money was fully paid.
I then switched off my phone and
slept like a baby... you need to be
smart this year
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Wisdom will kill me.

it might be your parents that advice your aunt to watch you, your parents loves you and they know your aunty more than you, they believe she is the only one that will give you proper training, stop complaining and do what she ask ask you to do, lazy Nigeria youth like you.
I learn cooking as a man from my aunty, back them I was not happy but now I'm enjoying it

I bought 125,000 Naira diesel for my truck and when the attendant saw Obi's sticker on my windscreen She was very happy, did not collect money from me. Gave me all her sales money for the day, promised me free diesel worth 125k every week. The one wey sweet me pass be say she promised me free T_T_ every weekend.
When master dey lie, what do we expect from followers.

Urheadmaster:


Why at the mention of Peter Obi, urchins BP rises above normal levels

do you know that all religions are against the devil,

I bought 125,000 Naira diesel for my truck and when the attendant saw Obi's sticker on my windscreen She was very happy, did not collect money from me. Gave me all her sales money for the day, promised me free diesel worth 125k every week. The one wey sweet me pass be say she promised me free T_T_ every weekend.
When master dey lie, what do we expect from followers.

I bought 125,000 Naira diesel for my truck and when the attendant saw Obi's sticker on my windscreen She was very happy, did not collect money from me. Gave me all her sales money for the day, promised me free diesel worth 125k every week. The one wey sweet me pass be say she promised me free T_T_ every weekend.
When master dey lie, what do we expect from followers.

we want to buy you too

I bought 125,000 Naira diesel for my truck and when the attendant saw Obi's sticker on my windscreen She was very happy, did not collect money from me. Gave me all her sales money for the day, promised me free diesel worth 125k every week. The one wey sweet me pass be say she promised me free T_T_ every weekend.
When master dey lie, what do we expect from followers.

I would have like to try sowore but I know he will not win but in absence of sowore I'm voting tinubu

it's now official thee northeast has more oil than the shoutheast

God bless president tinubu,

God bless president Buhari,

Nigeria will be great

stano2:
Can we now go out separate ways.
The world moving faster beyond crude oil

you no want obituary to become president again

Belteshazzar1:
What is remaining now is for angels to come down from heaven and say "vote obi"

you have says the truth, angles are messages of God, they can only move at the order of God almighty, for them not to come is a sign that God didn't choose obi, obi is rejected both on earth and heaven

location

Someone said Peter Obi will not smell Aso Rock, not in 2023, not in 2027 and not forever. Another did asks, what if he starts another beer company and name it 'Aso Rock' and he begins to smell each bottle every morning, afternoon and evening to give him the Aso Rock Vibes?

Someone said Peter Obi will not smell Aso Rock, not in 2023, not in 2027 and not forever. Another did asks, what if he starts another beer company and name it 'Aso Rock' and he begins to smell each bottle every morning, afternoon and evening to give him the Aso Rock Vibes?

Someone said Peter Obi will not smell Aso Rock, not in 2023, not in 2027 and not forever. Another did asks, what if he starts another beer company and name it 'Aso Rock' and he begins to smell each bottle every morning, afternoon and evening to give him the Aso Rock Vibes?

Someone said Peter Obi will not smell Aso Rock, not in 2023, not in 2027 and not forever. Another did asks, what if he starts another beer company and name it 'Aso Rock' and he begins to smell each bottle every morning, afternoon and evening to give him the Aso Rock Vibes?

How to steal a fowl for xmas

1. Survey the area for about 1 week.

2. On the day of operation wear an
oversized shirt.

3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work or
be indoors. The fowls will be playing
outside happily.

4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the fowls walk freely at the center.

5. This is where u make the grand move.

6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the fowl by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it in side ur oversized shirt.

7. Move on as if nothing happend. No looking back. THANK_ME_LATER

Obi is the best repackaged fraud and monumental failure that worth next to nothing


Prof Chukwuma Soludo (2022)

If you took loan of 200m to set up a rice mill and this accidental candidate of yours starts giving forex to importer of rice, what do you think will happen to your mill and loan repayment obligation?

If you took loan of 200m to set up a rice mill and this accidental candidate of yours starts giving forex to importer of rice, what do you think will happen to your mill and loan repayment obligation?

kiako:
Actually, na promise to vote tinubu naim I use scatter kemi tiny hole ..... Although she's coming again next week.

And remember, dino dey wait make tinubu diee to go destroy remi, to fulfil his promise of impregnating her. U remember that him rant that year ? Good.

kemi sweet?

Righteousness2:
Israel is a Covenant nation.
They are the apple of God's eye. HIS First born among the Nations.
You Bless them, you will be blessed.
You Curse them, you are Cursed.

You go against Israel, you are poking God's eye.
That only means nothing but Disatrous Disaster!

I Unapologetically Love Israel!
I Unapologetically Stand with the State of ISRAEL.

before you start quoting bible or qoran the dominant are not christian or Muslim but judalism

rigarmortis:
Why don't you try it on your mom?

It may work

you mom will be very sweet, can you sent her number to me? don't worry I will tip you something

I don use obi love format knack amaka for free again, this is my second time this week.
obi is giving me joy here even thou I'm BAT supporter
I will try it on chisom tomorrow, that one too stubborn but I will still us my love for obi format knack her.
I will show them says I be drug agbado boy.
na to the use it the collect food now remain

I don use obi love format knack amaka for free again, this is my second time this week.
obi is giving me joy here even thou I'm BAT supporter
I will try it on chisom tomorrow, that one too stubborn but I will still us my love for obi format knack her.
I will show them says I be drug agbado boy.
na to the use it the collect food now remain

I don use obi love format knack amaka for free again, this is my second time this week.
obi is giving me joy here even thou I'm BAT supporter
I will try it on chisom tomorrow, that one too stubborn but I will still us my love for obi format knack her.
I will show them says I be drug agbado boy.
na to the use it the collect food now remain

I don use obi love format knack amaka for free again, this is my second time this week.
obi is giving me joy here even thou I'm BAT supporter
I will try it on chisom tomorrow, that one too stubborn but I will still us my love for obi format knack her.
I will show them says I be drug agbado boy.
na to the use it the collect food now remain

I don use obi love format knack amaka for free again, this is my second time this week.
obi is giving me joy here even thou I'm BAT supporter
I will try it on chisom tomorrow, that one too stubborn but I will still us my love for obi format knack her.

I don use obi love format knack amaka for free again, this is my second time this week.
obi is giving me joy here even thou I'm BAT supporter
I will try it on chisom tomorrow, that one too stubborn but I will still us my love for obi format knack her.