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Omg! What an inspiring write up to start the week. I just printed this nuggets and place it on bathroom door. Need to always refresh myself everyday with this.

iykofias:
She cn start a brothel

Smh...you re so senseless!

Great news! PDP has been put to shame, lets see how they will be able to manipulate this elections. Sai Buhari...Sai Change!

When next she comes around to disturb you for sex, make sure you record her voice or make a video of everything. With this evidence you can go ahead and tell the husband. By doing this, you re not trying to break your friend's marriage but rather safe him from more embarrassment and ridicule that this shameless wife of his wants to bring upon him.

FastShipping:
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Nonsense.

Only nonsense? A rant nonsense!

ifoundmyperfect:
Lolzz... OK Boss! Noted!!

Ehen! Correct guy...Lol.

ifoundmyperfect:
We don't come across geniuses everyday to know how to relate with one. Most kids all over the world are scare of darkness. Even adults till date. I recall vividly that i was too.. So dis one no be crude african mentality...

You have one in your niece, she is a peculiar and special child. Pls let the little one be. She is herself, so because almost all kids all over the world are scared, she should be scared too abi? Nawa!

Africans and our mentality sha, why should a toddler be scared of darkness? Must all toddlers enjoy cartoons? That niece of yours is a genius cos she has started showing the signs by handling gadgets at this tender age. Pls don't derail her future by 'our' African mentality of always following the crowd.

End time things! Why will I waste my money and time on something that will make me loose my sanity?

The Poster is simply an attention seeker and I must confess that his aim of opening this thread have been achieved.

Rest in peace Victor. I find it hard typing this now. This Gallant Soldier was a year my junior in secondary school.

More pics of GMB...March on the people's General.

fanysteve:
BREAKING NEWS: Buhari is Dead,he died some few minutes ago in a London Hospital

I always knew you were brainless. Satanist Tanoid. #MarchforBuhari.

No wonder Ramires and Matic are benching you. Instead of you to train well and get to play in the first team you re here playing in the kitchen.

tripleBgirl:
same here! no bf, broke up since march 2014 and am still single...I dont need a bf, I truly want to get married.

Pm

Any female doctor in the house. Am a comfortable working class guy ready for a serious relationship. Pls Pm me.

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jackpot:
All married women in the house this post is for you

Sex is holy within marriage, & there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Bible or Quran does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to separation! [color=indigo]Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in clubs and brothels, or with girlfriends. Have you ever asked yourself what those ladies have that you don't?[/color] Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties on. If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband. Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under panties, because their wives hide it from them.

Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner. A woman should parade naked and do some modelling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' "kobokos" look like. They only feel it when he enters her. They always switch off d lights before undressing. The koboko is a wife's toy - she is supposed to play with it. I blame couples for not making time for sex & complaining about being tired after work. You find couple who've been sexually starved for years.

WHO SAID U CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
Why not drive home during lunch and have a quickie wit your husband?

Pls, it just a piece of advice; me i dont know anything oo!

You nailed it dear.

sincerenigerian:
This shows Buhari is a man of honor. How can politics blind us to the extent where we question the profession of our military men and women who laid their lives to make Nigeria a sovereign country? Jonathan and his gangs have politicized the Nigerian military to the extent that politics is now the order of the day. This release of result should now put everything to bed.

Lest I forgot, Buhari was a student and a graduate of prestigious military colleges in UK, India, and USA. The man (Buhari) did not even list any of these feats in his quest for the position of presidency. That shows the humility of the man. If I were Buhari, I wouldn't hesitate to list my certificate from those three oversees military colleges. From my own understanding, Buhari never took this thing seriously because from the onset, he has always believed PDP and Jonathan are only up to mischief.

The question now is: why would anyone think Buhari was admitted into these oversees prestigious military colleges without graduating from secondary school? Any right thinking person should know that it is not possible to get into those prestigious schools without graduating from secondary school. Why would anyone call our military institution into question for the admittance of Buhari into military service? It is now obvious that Jonathan and his crew are only interested in ridiculing the general when they asked the military officer who addressed press conference yesterday to go public. Only the court is vested with such power.

Buhari is more than qualify to vie for the seat of presidency. He has satisfied the academic requirement for that position. Buhari will become the president by February 15. Buhari will reposition our military again and make it a professional military force that they were known for until about ten years ago.

God bless you and your generation. You have spoken well...Am so proud of you!

Please where is Miss Steph? She has not been online since October.

Chisos! GEJ can lie eeeeeh!

MuguliciousMUGU:
Dear Dele Momodu,

do you know that USA is a developed country where they don't lack anything atall, so even the old can rule and still make some changes, but NIGERIA is still a developing country, we are still behind that is why we need a young leader, i mean a young leader, who would bring development and changes to nigeria, we need young intelligent brains and not old illiterate brains, that way nigeria can compete with USA by 2020.

Tank U

yours faithfully,
mugulicious MUGU




meanwhile GEJ TILL 2019... Young and handsome brilliant leader...

If GEJ is your definition of a young, handsome and brilliant leader. I weep for you cos GEJ does not in anyway epitomise those qualities.

Too many children on this thread.

Am4real20:
No I didn't get any contacts from here,but am still hoping.

Just passing.

FriedPlantain:
Nigerian graduates are unemployable, nigerian graduates are overrated, nigerian graduates are this, they are that.........who the heck are producing the same graduates y'all are castigating? The same set of mofos saying we are unemployable are the same set of guys setting policies affecting us, the same olodo lecturers teaching us jargons in school, the same guys criticizing the efficiency of our curriculum are the same guys that set the phucking curriculum.
A good tree can only be judged by the good fruits it produced......if we the graduates are unemployable, then our lecturers, the minister of education, and every phucking body involved in education in Nigeria are also useless and unemployable!! Lubbish!

Friedplantain

God bless you...well said!

Anybody that says money is not good, thunder fire the person left ass...see transformation!

Emmyginger:
abegi! God's time is d best

Dont get married, be waitinag till you get to 50years.

Pls I need a toyota corolla sport or toyota corolla xli(bankers corolla). Auto and full option. How much is the price please? Custom duties and papers inclusive.