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PropertiesPlots Of Land For Sale At Ikorodu (gbaga)along Ijede Road Lagos . by JOOHEL(op): 3:39pm On Feb 20, 2016
Plots of land for sale at Ikorodu (Gbaga) for prices range between 2.5 to 3 million per plot. Call 07036041666 or 08035061601 for further information.
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by JOOHEL: 9:34pm On Feb 19, 2016
Lol. That number 1 tho' If a lady schooled at Uniben and the guy that wants to approach her schooled at Lagos State university; the guy will be like; please excuse me, your face looks familiar, are you a law student at Ebonyi State university? From there, convo don start be that
I still use this even till date.!!!! Lmao!.
CrimeRe: In Ghana, Man Kills His Mother, Dad And 3 Children (graphic Photos) by JOOHEL: 1:50pm On Feb 19, 2016
Chia!.
PoliticsRe: My Victory Saved Nigeria, $1 Would Have Been N1000 By Now - Buhari by JOOHEL: 8:00pm On Feb 18, 2016
Buhari as the president of Federal Rebublic of Nigeria have to ban some things coming into Nigeria.
And tell nigerians to start production of those things and see if I'll economy won't rise again like Ijebu garri.

There's noting we don't import. Even pure water nylon sef we dey import am. Na 1 one bag of purewater for my side na 120-150(cold one)

Even tomato paste is imported.
Frozen Chicken is imported from cotonou
Why can't we go organic?.
Eating fresh cockerels and frozen them to sell to shop owners instead of importing those injected chicks.

#BanImportationofGoods!
PoliticsRe: Photos:President Buhari Receives Kogi State Governor,Yahaya Bello At State House by JOOHEL: 7:57pm On Feb 18, 2016
Buhari as the president of Federal Rebublic of Nigeria have to ban some things coming into Nigeria.
And tell nigerians to start production of those things and see if I'll economy won't rise again like Ijebu garri.

There's noting we don't import. Even pure water nylon sef we dey import am. Na 1 one bag of purewater for my side na 120-150(cold one)

Even tomato paste is imported.
Frozen Chicken is imported from cotonou
Why can't we go organic?.
Eating fresh cockerels and frozen them to sell to shop owners instead of importing those injected chicks.

#BanImportationofGoods!
PoliticsRe: Can #BuyNaijaToGrowNaira Save Nigerian Economy? - CNN (pics) by JOOHEL: 7:41pm On Feb 18, 2016
Buhari as the president of Federal Rebublic of Nigeria have to ban some things coming into Nigeria.
And tell nigerians to start production of those things and see if I'll economy won't rise again like Ijebu garri.

There's noting we don't import. Even pure water nylon sef we dey import am. Na 1 one bag of purewater for my side na 120-150(cold one)

Even tomato paste is imported.
Frozen Chicken is imported from cotonou
Why can't we go organic?.
Eating fresh cockerels and frozen them to sell to shop owners instead of importing those injected chicks.

#BanImportationofGoods!
RomanceRe: One Thing You Need To Do That Will Make A Girl To Chase You by JOOHEL: 7:28pm On Feb 18, 2016
So na now Lala and seun put am?.
Since 2015.

Dis blog abi forum sef!
PetsRe: ALERT!!! 4 Months Old Male German Shepherd For Sale. Photos by JOOHEL(op): 6:25pm On Feb 18, 2016
JOOHEL:
40K N40,000
I stay along Ijede Road
PetsRe: ALERT!!! 4 Months Old Male German Shepherd For Sale. Photos by JOOHEL(op): 6:20pm On Feb 18, 2016
jidjoks:
how much and what is ur best price i am located at oke eletu ijede
40K
N40,000
PetsRe: ALERT!!! 4 Months Old Male German Shepherd For Sale. Photos by JOOHEL(op): 6:19pm On Feb 18, 2016
petlover1:
nice puppy..what's your best price
40K sir
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Is Pregnant For Jude Okoye - Okgist.com by JOOHEL: 9:48pm On Feb 17, 2016
Nigerian artistes don't know how to give speech after collecting an award... That's how one said "I want to thank my fans especially Jesus" Smh
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike Gives Birth To A Baby by JOOHEL: 9:35pm On Feb 17, 2016
Nigerian artistes don't know how to give speech after collecting an award... That's how one said "I want to thank my fans especially Jesus" Smh
PetsRe: ALERT!!! 4 Months Old Male German Shepherd For Sale. Photos by JOOHEL(op): 9:07pm On Feb 16, 2016
more photos

PetsALERT!!! 4 Months Old Male German Shepherd For Sale. Photos by JOOHEL(op):
Available for sale is a 4 months old pure German Shepherd Dog.
a male.
Healthy and duly vaccinated.
Location is Ikorodu, Lagos.
Serious inquiries/Buyers ONLY.
It's a very intelligent dog and I've grown quite fond of it but I'm selling because of Her mother , shes currently on heat and i dont wanna make the mistake in the nearest future of mating them together and not desperation.

I'm not in the mood for silly comments. I've been on nairaland Pet section for a while and know that some of you get your kicks from dissing folks.
you can also read my other thread
https://www.nairaland.com/2935881/anyone-male-slant-back-german
if u have a nice breed of dog to swap with my GSD u can holla
call/whatsa

PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Medical Doctors From Greece (photos) by JOOHEL: 7:20pm On Feb 16, 2016
Ahan!.... How many people sef go visit dis man in a day?.


Liberia persident. E.A adeboye Medical doctors from greece Ooni of Ife .
Very soon Seun sef go visit buhari.
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha's Bullet Wounds Photos (Graphic) by JOOHEL: 7:00pm On Feb 16, 2016
Armstrong34:
I fink say him dey claim prince ugbaka ..........jaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeesssss .......I want DAT girlgrin
Lol. I don watch dat film befor for Africa Magic.



The guy get mouth for the movie!.



Getwellsoon prince Ugbaka. Lol.
PetsAnyone With Male Slant Back German Shepherd In Ikorodu For Mating? by JOOHEL(op): 5:20pm On Feb 15, 2016
Good evening pet section.
We moved to our house @ ikorodu 3 weeks ago and with My female GSD and her only Son(I mean puppy). She gave birth to only one puppy tho'.
She's currently on Heat now. Today is the Third day of her Heat. I need a male Gsd that I can use to Cross her. I've not seen any Male GSD here where I stay.
I stay along Ijede Road Ikorodu Thanks

EducationRe: Burial Of Charity Dazan YABATECH Student That Died - Touching Photos by JOOHEL: 9:48am On Feb 12, 2016
RIP.
HealthRe: Anambra Hospital Performs 5 Open Heart Surgeries (Photo) by JOOHEL: 7:50am On Feb 12, 2016
jcmaiah:
Are u OK? Please go for brain check up!
Lol. I'm okay!. Just felt like posting what people post when I read comments on Nairaland..

E.g. Cossy acquires new porshe.car



Saw comments like who the porshe car don help!.


With this few points of mine I hope I've been able to convenience u and not to confuse you that I felt like posting what people post when I read comments!.

Thank You!
HealthRe: Anambra Hospital Performs 5 Open Heart Surgeries (Photo) by JOOHEL: 7:18am On Feb 12, 2016
Who dis hearth surgery don help.
FashionRe: How I Easily Got Pink Lips (photos) by JOOHEL: 5:48pm On Feb 10, 2016
Dude! Seriously? How much your lips dey make per day/month/year?
AutosRe: 05 Toyota Highlander. by JOOHEL: 9:52am On Feb 09, 2016
Lol!. Dasuki dey Learn for where dis thieves dey!.













Oya how much will u sell the car without the sound system Rear lights Headlamps ?
EducationRe: Boy That Has Striking Resemblance With VP Osinbanjo by JOOHEL: 5:38pm On Feb 08, 2016
Are u sure he's not your younger brother! *winks!
EducationRe: UNILAG Wants To Destroy D Future Of Premed Students by JOOHEL: 9:39pm On Feb 06, 2016
charpie:
Plss can u still use ur jupeb result after two years...I did mine 2013/2014...plss can I still use it for D.E
Yes u can I'm very sure of that!.

Can I still be
admitted in any school that accepts jupeb/direct
entry this year?
With 5 points
SportsRe: A Nairalander With KIPTON & SHARIBUTA Lagos Marathon Race WINNERS by JOOHEL: 9:07pm On Feb 06, 2016
olaolulazio:
He has $50000 now, how much do u have presently?
Idiooooot!
Is that why ur father! Called me an idiot?.




I like the guy physique. That's all. angry
olaolulazio:
He has $50000 now, how much do u have presently?
Idiooooot!
Is that why ur father! Called me an idiot?.




I like the guy physique. That's all.
SportsRe: A Nairalander With KIPTON & SHARIBUTA Lagos Marathon Race WINNERS by JOOHEL: 7:15pm On Feb 06, 2016
Kenya my foot!.
See as the guy thin!.

Where re all those dudes that trekked from Lagos to
Abuja becos Buhari win election!.

Why dem no win?.

APC SCAM/PROPAGANDA
RomanceRe: Guys,how Do Yhu Initiate S3x When You Are Alone with a Girl? by JOOHEL: 7:10pm On Feb 06, 2016
pTomz:
it's called hardcore initiation, rape is wen she screams fr u to stop, bt she playing along wid dis wan(strangling ya neck sef)grin
Lol.. Na xo!.
EducationRe: UNILAG Wants To Destroy D Future Of Premed Students by JOOHEL: 7:07pm On Feb 06, 2016
I got 5 points in the last Jupeb. Can I still be admitted in any school that accepts jupeb/direct entry this year?.
RomanceRe: Guys,how Do Yhu Initiate S3x When You Are Alone with a Girl? by JOOHEL: 5:18pm On Feb 06, 2016
pTomz:
Act like u not gnna do anything, wen she comes close ...jst grab her by d waist n plant deep kiss fr 8sec, den grap dat azz tight n lock her by d wall(she'll automatically loose control of herself) GAME ONgrin
Lol. Na rape be dis na!.
Car TalkRe: Rolls Royce Owner, Who Lives In A Rented Flat In FESTAC by JOOHEL: 4:35pm On Feb 05, 2016
Lol!. This op sef ehn!!. Maybe he came to visit somebody. And you took advantage of it to make it a news! Smh!.

No worry.






I go snap Okada and Title it
OKADA OWNER LIVES IN BANANA ISLAND
ProgrammingRe: Cost Of Developing An Application Like Youtube In Nigeria by JOOHEL(op): 4:30pm On Feb 05, 2016
kobonaire:
This is a bandwidth intensive project. Are you sure you have the necessary server infrastructure or funding to be able to support this?
Yes! By God's grace
ProgrammingRe: Cost Of Developing An Application Like Youtube In Nigeria by JOOHEL(op): 7:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
guru01:
@OP, why youtube?
its better you point out the features you need from youtube and start from one at a time. Youtube is massive, and you need lot of cash to develop such.
If you got 1 million dollars you can contact me for further consultation.
I want whereby users uploads videos and can also watch videos

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