₦airaland Forum

Nazgul:
This is obviously my post of the year.

You just said the raw truth.

Actually they do. If they don't, they won't set it at all, whether they like the man or not.

It is more of the case of making it very difficult for the man they don't like, that's why they set standard for them.

budaatum:
I can't really understand why you'd want to mount me when I'm not pleased with you.

so the only reason why you'd want your husband to mount you, is when you're please with him? And if he refuse to do what he is suppose to do, as a man, because he is not please with you, what will be your response?

If you loved and respected me as you should, I'd want to mount you myself. But I guess you don't love nor respect me and just want to satisfy your urge despite my displeasure with you.

respect and love in whatever form is mutually exclusive and it's not only mutually exclusive to the woman.

My advice? Use your hands!

I honestly don't know how much dildos_ cost.

Nope. Carol is every bit human

zoroby:
Lol Carol is the real virus

zoroby:
Hello, Carol.
This is a recording.
Our feelings for you haven’t changed, Carol,
but after everything that’s happened,
we just need a little space.

A virus needing space after being exposed to human catastrophe seems pretty human to me. Lol

I will forever love Beasts of No Nation. The lyrics still reflect what is happening in Nigeria this very day.

"Animal can't dash me, human rights. Animals must talk to, human beings'.

BlueRayDick:

In 2007, during downtime at a US military base in Iraq, a female Army soldier challenged any Marine to a boxing match in the ring. A male infantry Marine accepted. pic.twitter.com/LU4IhbLt5v

— Lemma’s Animal Desk (@DoctorLemma) December 18, 2025

What actually happened in this video was so far from what I expected would happen when I first opened it

😭😭😭😭😭

Women!.

DissTroy:
This is also why I believe if the government is serious about insecurity, it can end it in weeks.

Bandits go live on Facebook and TikTok. The government can request access to their details and accounts. Meta is technically required to give it to them on national security reasons.

The FBI was granted access to the Discord account of the Charlie Kirk assassin and that's how those who ploted it were investigated and the evidence to nail them.

Nigeria can get access too if we are serious.

Ma main man. You and I both know, when it comes to insecurity, it has greatly been politicize to the point of almost no return.

I can even say, alcohol and prostitution are among the things yet to be politicize in this country of ours.

pu7pl3:
Cinema or is it out for download?

Its out for download.

budaatum:
I think she wouldn't sleep with you at all if she knew you were a loser and you weren't lying to deceive her.

I damn well know there are ways in making a woman _cum, without using ones penis_ talkless of not wearing any prophylactic. Have you ever heard of 'tongue tornado'?

Hehehe

This agency used to be the DPR, if I'm not mistaken. It's almost a norm those who worked in that agency make money like no man's business. Lol

budaatum:
So, you make her a single mother and then claim she made bad choices by letting you get her pregnant?

I wonder who's being stupid and irresponsible here, and who's making bad choices that will damage them and which they may latter regret when it's too late!

What a load of BS.

What's with "letting you get her get pregnant" Is she a kid, that she doesn't know how to make sure the guy use a rubber? Or she doesn't know how to take the morning after pill? Come on.

This isn't the case of stupidity, but a clear case of intent. A smart woman who gets shagged by a loser without using protection doesn't need to be told what to do.

pu7pl3:
Bugonia rewatch - 9.7/10🔥🔥🔥

This will be my next watch. Just finished watching Now You See Me, Now You Don't some hours ago.

abduleez1:
That shit always pisses me off too..... I'm like don't even force it try yourself doing shitty accent that's painful to the ears.

The only time I think I've enjoyed it or the Nigerian accents was tolerable was in the second season of Castlevania: Nocturne earlier this year with that Ogun character singing praises. It was melodious even tho I know I could still feel it felt off.

Sometimes it's even worse and way more annoying when I see someone with a Nigerian name or heritage doing the accent — shittily.

For me, the only time I enjoyed hearing yoruba accent was in Born Identity. When Akinwale Akinuoye Agbaje spoke Yoruba. Dude spoke it with such authority I actially laughed.

Kobojunkie:
Better for that woman to drop that friendship in the "It was nice but now it is gone!" pile immediately, or else, she will end up with more than just a warning next. There is a woman who feels she has finally arrived now that she has a husband. You had better let her go her own way before you end up demonized by her. 🥱🥱🥱

the strange mentality of many Nigerian women. Some will even tell you never to call them by their name, but by the name of their kids, or even call them 'wife' etc.

All these are signs of women who have nothing going for them. They see getting married and having children as their greatest achievement. What a shame.

Ishilove:
You can't buy love. She has made it clear she is not interested in him neither did she make any promises, so why is he complaining?

Actually you can. All you need is finesse. This dude clearly lacks it. Throwing money at a woman might make her see it like her love is for sale.

Dude should have used more tact.

Wake Up Dead Man.

Truly the key in solving any crime is always right in front of you. A very nice and interesting watch.

Jman06:
Why should she sue him? Should men also sue women who dump them after milking them of their resources? Or is it only when a lady is at the receiving end that y'all remember that someone who breaches marriage agreement should be sued and made to pay damages?

Imagine if guys start suing women who dump them after promising them marriage!

You can also sue.

nairalandankrah:
https://thesun.ng/senate-directs-nsa-to-probe-rumours-of-akpabios-collapse-death/

When did people started saying Akpabio is dead? 🤦

budaatum:
This must be the reason Nigerians don't learn history, because it just might awaken you.

True story incidentally, and shows how some treated some.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcpax0AZENk&pp=ygUTdG9hc3QgdG8gamFtZXMgYm9uZNIHCQk8CgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

saphiere:
So a lady promises a guy she was going to visit him. She later didn't go and was sued and made to pay damages.

On the other hand, a guy promises a lady marriage and did not marry her and she cannot sue him. Like seriously?

For those who would say that the former scenario collected money and refused to go visit him, also note that the latter collected sxxx and refused to marry her.

you can sue. You sue for time wasting and emotional stress.

saphiere:
CAN YOU SUE SOMEONE IF THEY PROMISE TO MARRY YOU AND LATER DID NOT KEEP TO THEIR PROMISE?

According to a Nigerian lawyer, Emmanuella Ojialor, she stated that you can sue and claim damages.

She posted

please let's educate the public.

YOu can very well sue. As long as you have evidence or as we call it, receipts.

WhatsApp messages, recorded voice and video calls, pictures etc are all forms of evidence that can be used. Remember, the burden will be on you to prove it.

budaatum:
Maybe I should, but I really am not interested in what you do or what you say, especially concerning me.

Just listening to you boasting about your whatevers is like watching a toddler try to catch the moon, but I confess the immaturity is amusing.

those who know me off this site, knows very well I'm far from mature, very far.

Say, after the toddler makes that cute attempt in catching the moon, they usually go back to a loving embrace and a welcome tit_ as it's my case, tits_ hehehe

So, aside my immaturity, what else do you find amusing? Because I have a whole lot of ways to amuse you, trust me.

budaatum:
If Dangote's allegations against Farouk are false, Farouk should sue him for defamation!

And I must say, my god Dangote is behaving like an opposite of god, and I'm very displeased.

Can't you just say the word?

I think this is amongst the reason I find you interesting - your use of euphemism... You use it so well. While I on the other hand.

budaatum:
Joseph. I'm not particularly interested in what you do or don't do, though I am very interested when you have something interesting and relevant to say to me. So why don't you do you and enjoy it and ignore me doing me?

There's after all no obligation that you should do me on Nairaland.

You should be interested in what I do, especially when it concerns you. Lol

Doing me is no fun at all, however, doing you would be mighty fun, or watching you do you, in tha tub.

So, the above is me having many relevant and interesting thing to say to thee, mighty Buda, but hey, I'm the one who possess the hammer. Mighty Buda and my hammer produces thundar and lightening. I'm sure Thor would be very jealous. Lol.

Well. This will be the perfect time for that Ogala woman to sue this pastor. She shouldn't be a social media noise maker. Let her sue him. Period.

I've often said it, social media isn't the courts. It's never prudent to bring your woes, trials and tribulations here. The courts is the appropriate place to take such matters to.

budaatum:
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In response to the pic below.

I'll have you know, I don't do drama and all that mushy up sentimental stuff. I do raw, naked_ and hardcore that's how I roll and enter. Like Rambo shooting his M60E3.

Adults only. Kids ain't allowed. Unless of course, you're a kid.

essentialone:
Guys before you criticize Pastor Okafor: Did you marry all the ladies you sexed?

So pastors are now supposed to have sex, is that the question you're asking?

Isn't premarital sex suppose to be a sin, according to christian doctrine? And to those who say they're christians?

The hypocrisy surrounding many christians nowadays is something else.

budaatum:
Sarah's Oil

It made my heart boil in anger and my eyes wet with glee

Are you sure your eyes are the only part of your body that got wet?

abduleez1:
Can't wait for this PEAK!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8x47ky2Tw?si=jCoTDCSQWDjfGyBa

I haven't seen season 1. So I honestly don't understand. Lol

BlackManta:
I'm surprised no one is talking about Knives Out here.

The best thing I saw this weekend.

I think this is my favorite in the trilogy.

This is the deepest and most profound of the Knives Out movies.

The writing is very strong. I couldn't guess who the killer was until the very end.

Josh O'Connor is so so good in this movie alongside Daniel Craig.

I need Knives Out to become the new Fast and Furious. Rian Johnson could make 7 of these movies and I'll still watch em all.

I can't give this movie the praise it deserves without spoiling it.

Top shelf mystery. Highly recommend.

9/10

I'm already watching this...

lezz:
I hold no briefs for the pastor. But the world is tired of wicked, manipulative, vindictive women who date in private and blackmail in public once they realise publicity will hurt the man.

Besides, actress has become interchangeable with full-time or part-time hook-up hoes.

I feel you bro.

The more reason why it's good to keep receipts. It's our only protection against this set of women.