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Christianity EtcRe: How Christianity Brainwashed Me So Much (Photo) by joseph1832(m): 11:24am On Jan 11
rock003:
If I stop using drugs, beating my wife, commiting adultery or stealing because I convert to Christianity, whose cause did that favor? Mine or that of pastors?!

You didn't usse uuur hiead to thienk well before writing this comment.

Who told you that you must py tithe to be a Christian?! In which bible is that written?!
Converting to Christianity didn't make you stop doing those things. You stopped because you decided to stop, period. And yes, I use my head when writing that post, can same be said of you?
Christianity EtcRe: How Christianity Brainwashed Me So Much (Photo) by joseph1832(m): 8:43am On Jan 11
It's what religion do. Brainwash you to favor their cause. Now you forgot to tell us, how much tithe you pay, and how you try to meddle into other people's business by trying to convert them.
jesusjnr2020:
How Christianity Brainwashed Me So Much

Christianity has brainwashed me so much that I used to be a habitual thief but now i steal no more.

Christianity has brainwashed me so much that I'm no longer the cheat I used to be.

Christianity has brainwashed me so much I stopped watching porn.

Christianity has brainwashed me so much I am no longer addicted to masturbation.

Christianity has brainwashed me so much I now find it easier to pray for my enemies and to forgive those who offended me as Christ taught us.

Christianity has brainwashed me so much that I was a sinner and heading for eternal destruction in hell fire, but now I am living a life of righteousness and walking the narrow path that leads to eternal life in heaven.

Christianity is such a brainwashing tool, it washed my brain of all the filth of foolishness and ignorance, but filled it with wisdom and knowledge of the truth that has set me free so now I'm free indeed.

This kind of brainwashing that Christianity has given me has been very good for my life, in fact I need more of its brainwashing in my life.

God bless.
CrimeRe: Rita Special: Tiktoker Reportedly Murdered In Rivers State by joseph1832(m): 8:01pm On Jan 10
Demons in human skin.

Times like this, I love listening to Fela Kuti's Beast of No Nation. Sums up this animals who wear human skin.
TravelRe: ‎would You Let This Waitress Serve You? And Would You Tip Her? by joseph1832(m): 7:58pm On Jan 10
Ishilove:
This probably never happened, but it certainly makes for hilarious reading. The culture of tipping in the US is mental. Hehe cheesy


https://x.com/i/status/2001154212932276420
Well she's cute.

I would def have tipped her, just for being cute, even after stressing her, though it's not my style to stress cute women. You know how I roll. grin
LiteratureRe: Adichie Releases Account of Son’s Death, Accuses Euracare Hospital of Negligence by joseph1832(m): 7:53pm On Jan 10
Newsgeek24:
https://verynigerian.com/chimamanda-adichie-accuses-euracare-hospital-anesthesiologist-of-negligence-in-sons-death/
Well, all I can say is, Nigeria didn't happen to you, Ms Adichie, one idiot let his nonchalant attitude happen to you. So, sue him and the hospital.
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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 4:41pm On Jan 09
Dot cum or dot what
Papadoh:
Movieboks
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Warns New Venezuelan Leader As Maduro Set To Appear In Court by joseph1832(m): 10:21am On Jan 05
adenigga:
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgnxvp477eo
Whether anybody wants to admit it or not, the U.S just kidnapped a sitting president the whole world can't do anything about it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mock House, CIA Source And Special Forces: The US Operation To Capture Maduro by joseph1832(m): 7:45am On Jan 05
Pakute:
• Months of planning, including at Pentagon and CIA

• More than 150 military aircraft were involved

• Maduro and wife surrendered inside a safe house

https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/mock-house-cia-source-special-forces-us-operation-capture-maduro-2026-01-03/
seeing how the U.S failed to capture Fidel Castro till date, one will say it is very prudent knowing who or whom to trust in this world.

We watched Zero Dark Thirty. Now we will wait for this arrogant move to be made into a Hollywood movie.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 7:35am On Jan 05
Steven King's The Langoliers.

I highly recommend
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 8:30pm On Jan 02
armadeo:
Gannicus was better than Oenemaus and spartacus. He was the true God of the arena. Though a battle with either won't be a walk over but only him would walk out.

Primed killer.
Well, I guess the directors wanted us to decide who is better by ourselves. Still, I believe Gladiators from the House of Batiatus are the best in the series. They sure know how to fight, nack and scheme. Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 7:45pm On Jan 02
raumdeuter:
All the prophets before Indaboski Bahose all suffered physical harm and persecution. Its in the nature of the work and work hazard unlike those fake prophets nacking choristers and church members
That is the ones who genuinely do the work of God and speak the truth. As for those nacking choir members and church members, is what they do. I actually don't bat an eyelid because the sex was and is always consentual. Both party agreed to nack each other. Hehehe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 5:26pm On Jan 02
raumdeuter:
Izzou

Our GO has declared Chwenchy Chwenchy six as the year of DABUSH KABASH

Do you think this power will be enough?
Indaboski Bahose was not enough and never prevented his church from getting demolished, neither did it prevent him from getting slapped and pushed around by security agents. I tell thee, Dabush Kabash will be as useless and insignificant as Indaboski Bahose.

Trust me. grin : D
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 5:21pm On Jan 02
GloriousGbola:
it is more or less the same way we were taught about Uthman Dan Fodio - who was packaged as a hero

None of this would matter if it stayed in its place in the past.
To think I actually like Gandoki when I was kid, makes me smirk.

I mean, can you imagine the subtle brainwashing? Chai.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 4:52pm On Jan 02
GloriousGbola:
Prophet Muhammad literally marched into Mecca as a conqueror and destroyed the idols in the kabbah.

The crusades were a direct response to Muslim expansion

And of course we did not have Bashir Ahmad denying the murderers of Deborah

Pick and choose.

Incidentally this is the exact same thing yusuf of boko haram did. Convert or die.
Ah. This statement reminds me of our Primary 4 reader. The story of Gandoki.

"After they were outnumbered, Gandoki looked at his soldiers and they were afraid,, even his son, Garba, was afraid too. Gandoki took his horse, and charged at his enemies, and chanted, I am Gandoki, the father of Garba, I live a charmed life. Gandoki inspired his soldiers to victory.

After the won, Gandoki told the conquered soldiers "if you follow Islam, I will let you live, if you do not follow Islam, I will chop off your heads".

How inspiring...
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 4:10pm On Jan 02
Calibrator:
They actually fought when Gannicus was trying to leave and Spartacus and his men accused him of being a spy because of a missing battle map.

Gannicus is the best one on one fighter on the show, Spartacus is the best leader, tactician and strategist.
Yes thy did. But it wasn't concluded. They were interrupted, beside, I don't really think they were serious.
Yemike:
Gannicus was probably the best fighter in the series. Fighting in the arena was fun to him.

Is his story in season 1 or 2?
Yes probably. I believe him to be the best fighter in the series. Even better than Oenomaus. He killed the Egyptian who wounded and even killed Oenomaus.

Even in War of The Damned_ when they were honoring and remembering their dead, Spartacus fought 2 roman soldiers, while Gannicus fought 3.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 8:24am On Jan 02
Calibrator:
Gannicus joined the rebellion for the love of the game not as a slave or gladiator...
Bro was a free man who had already won his freedom in the arena.
The two sword arms absent shield fighting style Spartacus later favored was originally popularised by Gannicus.

Spartacus clearly said in the OG series that he doesn't want that smoke.

Think they even sparred a few times. Gannicus will eat him for breakfast grin
Actually, Gannicus joined the rebellion as a sign of his loyalty for Oenomaus.

I still would have loved to see them fight. Seeing that Oenomaus defeated his own Doctore, Ulpius, I would have guessed, Gannicus is even better than Oenomaus.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 7:20pm On Jan 01
abduleez1:
The Nubian nudity was pristine. grin grin
But I was expecting dem tiddees to be quite bigger than that. Cos the clothing made it look far more glorious. She's a beautiful lady sha.

Been pretty enjoying the series so far. I liked that the fight scene was believable.
Oh them tiddies was well presented. If they were bigger, it was have defied the essence of her speed, as Doctore noted has. Ashur also noted that he has seen women who are fierce and better fighters, when he was questioned about fielding a female gladiator.

Spartacus himself was skinny, yet he was able to best far more bigger and formidable opponents. Still wonder who is better between Spartacus and Gannicus though.
PoliticsRe: All Of A Sudden Yorubas Now Support Trump. by joseph1832(m): 8:22pm On Dec 31, 2025
budaatum:
I definitely do not support dump. I can't even allow my mouth to utter that cretins name! And if Yorubas, as you say, support or vote for him I am prepared to denounce my Yorubaness!
So you're Yoruba. Hmmm.
HealthRe: Human Body Facts by joseph1832(m): 8:53am On Dec 31, 2025
DrMB:
Your body: By the numbers. From 206 bones to 37 trillion cells, you are a walking miracle.
Did you know you’re currently carrying around a masterpiece of engineering? 🧬 Most of us use our bodies every day without realizing the incredible numbers behind them. How many of these did you actually know?

Which of these numbers surprised you the most? Drop a comment 👇




Source
I was expecting to see, number of veins in the penis_ then I'd be really surprise. grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 9:33pm On Dec 30, 2025
armadeo:
It was lit.

The final battle was tight. It wad epic all in all.
Its more than lit. Amongst the sex scenes in all season of Spartacus, that scene is the bomb.

Want to actually pen it down. I mean, the build up, the tension, the confession, the reckless abandonment, the nacking, and the release.. Good God. That episode is lit. Everything was near perfect.

I'm having the feeling the series is going to deliver head on, because so far, it hasn't disappoint...
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 3:15pm On Dec 30, 2025
pu7pl3:
"Life is short, you don't always have to watch crap" - Jeremy Jahns.
He should tell this to Darth Oyaski. grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Chris Okafor Apologises To Doris Ogala, Kneels Before Congregation by joseph1832(m): 2:30pm On Dec 28, 2025
fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOAqZFvy278
I am ready to make any restitution to anyone I have offended, anybody, lady, girl or man. I am sorry, I am not perfect but everything that was said is not true.

Nigerian Stories

Doris Ogala reacts via Instagram.....

Source



Doris Ogala
I honestly wonder why this Doris of a woman haven't sued the hell out of this pastor. She will def win the case and the pastor will pay her for wasting her time...
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 11:14am On Dec 28, 2025
TemporaryHansel:
I find it interesting that you’ve never had an issue with straight sex scenes. You even applauded House of Ashur for one of them. It’s a problem only when the characters aren’t straight.
Why should I have any issue(s) with straight sex scene(s) We aren't talking about characters being straight or bent, we are talking about real life human beings shoving their sexuality in our faces.

Unless people plan to stop watching western films entirely, they’ll have to accept this reality, LGBT people may not be a major social focus in Africa, but they exist in large numbers in America and Europe. Expecting Western films not to portray LGBT characters or their sexual scenes is simply unrealistic.
Reality being whatever it is. I've long known to skip any sex scene that doesn't appeal to me. In House of Ashur, I even skip straight sex scene too.

You keep saying these color people exist in large numbers in the U.S and in Europe, Exactly how many are they?

Realistic is not forcing any sex scene or anything at all. Imagining Watching Terminator, and John Conor is telling us he doesn't like girls? Does that make any modicum of sense at all? huh

Please get the picture.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 10:30am On Dec 28, 2025
TemporaryHansel:
I’m genuinely curious if LGBT viewers also lose their minds and crash out whenever straight couples have sex scenes in movies? If a scene bothers you, the simplest solution is to skip it.

People need to accept a basic reality, there are many LGBT individuals in America and Europe. It’s unrealistic to expect their presence, or stories reflecting them to be completely absent from Western films. Representation follows demographics, it’s not a conspiracy.
Why must their story always involve their sexuality?

We tell stories and our sexuality doesn't even come into it all the time. It's the same way I always ask these color people: why must I know you don't like women? Or even men?
FamilyRe: Why Some Husbands Slowly Shut Down Emotionally. by joseph1832(m): 10:15am On Dec 28, 2025
budaatum:
You obviously didn't read my previous that you responded, though it's very obvious you did read this and are just telling fibs.

But don't you worry. My faith in you growing will not waver despite current stagnancy.
*Yawn*.

Good 🌄
FamilyRe: Why Some Husbands Slowly Shut Down Emotionally. by joseph1832(m): 5:10am On Dec 28, 2025
budaatum:
Please, can anyone tell me if they think the person below went to school and paid attention if their response to a post that includes "you must satisfy your partner" and "you'd understand too how you can and must satisfy each other" is the below?
I Didnt read this...
FamilyRe: Why Some Husbands Slowly Shut Down Emotionally. by joseph1832(m): 7:20pm On Dec 27, 2025
budaatum:
I think the adults amongst us need to come and educate you that you must satisfy your partner or you can't (or shouldn't) have a partner.

If you understand the mutuality of a partner in a marriage, you'd understand too how you can and must satisfy each other.

Oh! And you don't need to give her money because she is far way more intelligent and (I) earns way much more than you do.
Wow. Just found someone who opening admit she selfish. 👍

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