₦airaland Forum

Hannysmilez:
Haha! Nah,you gotta pay for my services bruv.
I only do for free pathetic cases

LMAO! You're a tease hahn. Still being evasive about letting me tease and please you? You'd love it, I guarantee it.

Imithea:
How many coats do you own now Lezz?

You can ask him to count his coat of many colors his mama made for him.

Hannysmilez:
LOL. Really,he needs to let it go. I could counsel him for free if it will help

How about you counsel me for free?

Seun:
Products dont suddenly turned bad when the expiry date arrives. In many cases the product can work just fine for years after the expiry date.

Even edible product like Gala and the likes?

ToriBlue:
Unattractive.

Oh don't be too obvious.

Seun:
We prefer pictures of living snakes and other beautiful creatures. But half loaf is better than none.

Yea right. Permit to tell you, Master Yoda, that you are never good at lying.

LMAO.

Seun:
Thanks for not killing the beautiful black scorpion, IMASTEK. It's a pity that some commenters are using God's name to condemn his creatures.

This is coming from one who take pride in putting the killing of snakes on Front Page. Wow!.

Hannysmilez:
How humans can carry so much hatred is perplexing!!!
The Bible commanded wives to submit to husbands as to the Lord,thereby making the husband a demi-god in his wive's sight,but you won't see that because "your Jehovah is supreme." Did the Bible not state that Adam would "RULE" over Eve? You won't talk about that.
The Bible also doesn't recognize rape. Yes. It took its time to state how the bodies of the couple didn't belong to themselves but to one another. Isn't it obvious what its saying in 'the woman hath no power over her own body'? But ofcourse,you can't question your God so you come to hate and try to riducule another's belief.
Inter-religious marriages happen on both sides. Daily,Christians are on the lookout to convert someone to Christianity but now a Muslim brother tries to convert his wife and its a bad thing. I bet you woulda been glad if the sister converts the man instead. Because na only una get religion
Lastly,you see that generalisation,about all muslims being liars? That had you breakin g a holy commandment,"Thou shalt bear no false witness" and you did coz you surely haven't met 'all' muslims.

Take a chill pill. I don't know which Muslim bro took your girl, but you have got to let it go.

It's easy to say when you're not the one wearing the shoe.

LastMumu:
Spent more time with girls than I did on books.

I figured.

texanomaly:
PM

PM who exactly? Cos I know for certain if one is under a ban, he/she can't send pm. Or am I mistaken?

Seun, silence isn't always golden. Just wanted to remind you.

LastMumu:
Thread title says "Funny Interview Experience" I took the pain to read OP's entire narration, every bit of it, yet I did not find one _fucking thing to laugh about. I'm so devastated right now!

By the way, what is the meaning of this drivel? What were you implying? I hope you know I'm a third class graduate too.

Why did you graduate with 3rd class?

PapiSmith:
What kind of father saves a picture of his daughter's boobs on phone?

Answer: The naughty kind.

Ngokafor:
...EFCC under this incompetent admin has a knack for rushing to the media without proper investigations,to make noise with the aim to keep gullible and hungry citizens busy while their paymasters APC gropes in dark blindly in terms of governance...

..Therefore i wont be surprised if this is just another wild-goose chase that ends in nothing..no be today.

Please, in your haste to shade the APC, don't forget to ask the most important question: who owns the money found?

SycophanticGoat:
But your political belief/ideology aligned perfectly with his prior to 2015 general election.. Anyways, wetin kwonsign me for una matter?..

Not at all, very few, that is, very few share my political belief/ideology. So far, only one person in Nairaland share that belief/ideology and that's BoTnaija.

TonyeBarcanista:
Thanks my boss, you are an inspiration.

I don't bother responding to online billionaires jare... How you de?

I'm not surprised you missed the sarcasm.

donmalcolm21:
He was a Sai Buharist but left when he found out buhari has nothing to offer. You are criticising buhari today whereas you supported him before because you just found out buhari scammed you so Tell me

The diffrence between you and Tonye?

What are saying? Tonye left because he found out Buhari has nothing to offer? The same way he left PDP first, and joined APC, then left APC to join PDP again, right?

And who is talking about PMB scamming me? Did you read me say such? I believe to you and your kind, anybody who criticise people they support are saying they scam them, right? Do you even know what concrete criticism is? Because I voted and campaigned for PMB doesn't mean I shouldn't criticise him if he does wrong. This is something alien to you and yours...

Dude, and you're asking what's the difference between I and Tonye? You must be kidding.

Having been here for years. I can attest to how this site has blessed me with unprecedented knowledge, not just that, I've also met awesome people via this site...

However, I feel concern about rule 20 which read: Complaints to or against moderators must be sent privately. Please don't disobey, disrespect, or defame them.

The boldened is what tickle my fancy. What I want to know is, who are we sending the complaint to, how do we send it, and when will our complaint be attended to?

Thanks.

Cc: Seun.

donmalcolm21:
You are a Known Sai Buharist

Tonye is a known PDP supporter

Now tell me the moral right you ve got to condemn him

Correction, was Tonye not a known Sai Buharist before? The moral right I have to condemn him is that he, like our politicians, are political prostitutes. They go where the wind takes them, as long as they get what they want.

And just so you know, I'm not a blind 'Sai Buharist' I've criticised this present government numerous times.

donmalcolm21:
Lokoja is a glorified village that Egbeda has better infrastructure and amenities when compared to it.

Have you been to Lokoja before? Why compare a whole state capital to an area? It shows you're very bias.

Stop attacking him and leave your life and let him live his.
His political opinion mustn't be aligned with yours.

I'll continue to attack him and expose all his lies, wiles and gimmicks. That's why I follow him. His political opinion is one full of political mischief with intent to deceive and cajole the unsuspecting masses. God forbid my political opinion align with his.

donmalcolm21:
Lokoja is a glorified village. You ve been in the hbit of attacking Tonye since 2014 and you don't want to rest.

Take it easy please.

The Egbeda you stay is more developed than Lokoja

How can you compare Egbeda to Lokoja? For your info, I don't stay in Egbeda anymore.

The Lokoja I visited is not what Tonye is painting it to be. If you reside in Lokoja, then you'll know not all of Lokoja is a village. Ganaja village where I stayed when I was in Lokoja is very okay. And it is suppose to be a village.

I'll continue to 'attack' Tonye because he doesn't want what is good for all of us. If you can't see this, then don't tell me I'm attacking him.

omenkaLives:
Aye you a snake? What are you calling Lala to do?

He wants front page. He want to let his pay masters know he's doing his job.

I tell you, for Tonyebarcanista to call Lokoja a glorified village shows he hasn't set foot outside of his hotel room or wherever he's staying at the moment.

TonyeBarcanista:
Governor Bello is a failure, Kogi people are smart but Lokoja the so called capital city is nothing but glorify Ghetto, yet Bello will rather arrest youth activists than fix his state.

Have you been to Lokoja before?