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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Charijee!! by joseph1832(m): 12:51pm On Dec 01, 2016

Twaci:
Yes it is, never better

Hope yours is just as well...

It's going smooth so far. Thanks.

I believe you're getting prepped for December sing along?

There should be a guy standing near by waiting to take you on a roller coaster ride?.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Charijee!! by joseph1832(m): 12:48pm On Dec 01, 2016

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]You can't just keep your peniis and tongue out of it.....not treading that lane with you [/color]

Oh you cherry charry. Tarry along with me lemme take you on a wild ride. I promise, all you'll see is stars and clouds and purple and blue as I sing sweet gentle lullaby for your flower, and your flower alone. kiss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Charijee!! by joseph1832(m): 12:44pm On Dec 01, 2016

Twaci:
Hmm, okay.

Good morning

Morning. Or should I say, afternoon.

Trust your day is going well?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Charijee!! by joseph1832(m): 11:16am On Dec 01, 2016

Twaci:
Happy birthday Charijee

Ah, here she is, Dick Twaci.

Of course Dick Twaci has a dick, but only a real dick will say this Twaci has a dick, and only a moron_ will say Dick Twaci is an Oxymoron.

Good morning.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Charijee!! by joseph1832(m): 11:11am On Dec 01, 2016

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Lol.....on a day like this.....You can bring it all out.....It's your trademark

Anyways....I'm grateful big Joe [/color]

Ah! Your wish is my demand. Lemme unleash my arsenal of musing sweet pleasure that seek so much to see the inside of you.

My penis_ might be crude, my fingers can be rude, but my tongue is always polite and it always says aloha to your ever blossoming flower.

Indeed, lemme come inside you and please you till you sigh and get high from the sweet ministration of my tongue musing.

Behold! My tongue is yours for keep, all you gotta do, is say... yeessss with a sigh. wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To Charijee!! by joseph1832(m): 10:52am On Dec 01, 2016

Happy Birthday the cherriest Charijee. May you blossom and pollinate the loins of good men with sweet musing and let only the worthiest of men see the ever blossoming flower that is you.

Have fun.

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Nairaland General › Re: Don't Buy Toke Makinwa Books It's Evil by joseph1832(m): 10:47am On Dec 01, 2016

amicable09:
Tufiakwa!!!!

Oh don't be in a hurry to get pregnant. I've not penetrated you yet, so no need to spit. LOL. wink

Your ~~sins~~ fantasies shall find you out!

*disappears*

I believe it already did. And it's you.

*come here*. grin

Nairaland General › Re: Don't Buy Toke Makinwa Books It's Evil by joseph1832(m): 8:54am On Dec 01, 2016

amicable09:
Lolz.
I know you like her cos she's beautiful
I understand your beef cos she married Maje
I am fully aware you aren't happy with her and that's why she just opened the can of worms so she can be free again then you can go in

Rejoice Joe!
Rejoice!
The moment you've been waiting for is here
Smile!

LOL. Toke is not the only beautiful woman in Nigeria, Toke is not the only married woman in Nigeria and Toke's isn't the only woman who 'married' Maje tongue

Oh my happiness isn't bordered on people I don't communicate with, or people who don't know I exist. She can close her can of worms because nobody likes worm food. grin

Indeed I'll rejoice, I'll rejoice, I'll sing and shout Allelujah, the day you let my tongue tease your freshly cut garden lawn, where it'll locate your flower easily, and lick all its weeping tears with so much joy.

Yes, the moment I've been waiting for is indeed here, and here is where I want to stay, and lay for all eternity.

Nairaland General › Re: Don't Buy Toke Makinwa Books It's Evil by joseph1832(m): 7:36am On Dec 01, 2016

amicable09:
I will tie you up one of these days.
But come to think of it, I'm the one prolonging this issue. All the ladies you've made advances at online have all agreed and then you let them be . I should just agree so we get over this chapter once and for all!

By all means... agree lemme take you through my cul-de-sac of unending adult musing... grin

I agree. Others have been to hell and back. She's on her journey to returning as well. Let's be a support system for her.

The only support I can give her is to cum inside her, that's something her ex hubby never gave her, if I'm not mistaken. LMFAO. grin

Read the book if you can. Maybe then you'll have an iota of sympathy for her and that will mean one less ghost understands

For a child of 8 to lose both parents in a fire accident at home is tough. Nigeria didn't help matters. She should have been taken to rehab early. But it's fine. She's fine. Or rather, she's becoming fine.

Oh men. Like I said earlier, she's not the only one who lost her parents at 8, heck, many girls out there don't even know their parents. Some grew up in orphanage, some were... I don't wanna say it.

So why is Toke different? Cos she's an OAP or what? Puhlease!. She should rest her case and let her matter die a natural death.

Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Lands In Nigeria From Vacation Abroad (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 7:18am On Dec 01, 2016

Mama Piss. Choi! I no go lie, I miss you sha. Ever since you left Aso Rock, I can't remember when you gave me a good laugh. grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Don't Buy Toke Makinwa Books It's Evil by joseph1832(m): 7:10am On Dec 01, 2016

amicable09:
Lol.
Big Joe trying to put words in someborri's mouth.

She's been through a lot. I feel her pain.

Oh you very well know the only thing I wanna put in your mouth is my tongue. tongue

She's not the only one who's been through a lot, neither is she the only one who went through a failed marriage.

I've not read her book, I doubt I will, but heck, writing about her failed marriage is like asking for sympathy from ghosts.

Nairaland General › Re: Don't Buy Toke Makinwa Books It's Evil by joseph1832(m): 7:02am On Dec 01, 2016

amicable09:
OP calm down!
You don't need all your capslock on to discourage people from buying a book.

I'm currently reading the book and so far I'll say I've enjoyed her narrative. I'm on the fourth chapter and it's not as bad as you make it sound.

Let's encourage our own. What she's written down is a process to her healing and it's not for kids. When Juanita Brynum's marriage crashed, she wrote a book about it which I've also read. Writing is therapeutic. Many others have done same too. Let Toke be!

As you read, you sieve. Out of every nonsense, there is sense.

Ah so you admit there is many nonsense in Toke's book?. grin

Literature › Re: When The ‘other Woman’ Triumphs: A Literary Review Of Toke Makinwa’s On Becoming by joseph1832(m): 9:02pm On Nov 30, 2016

I'm sure Toke's husband also has his own point of view. Where people make conclusions without hearing from both side and coming to a logical conclusion base on facts taken from both side is one sided, thus, it's bias.

Toke should learn a very big lesson, no matter what, you don't make your marital ish public knowledge.

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Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi's Pre-Wedding Photo by joseph1832(m): 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2016

lalasticlala:
Op that is not Zahra.

Who's she then?

Family › Re: The Big Challenges Of Being A Pastor's child by joseph1832(m): 5:06pm On Nov 30, 2016

Well the only thing I can say is when you cage a person for long, if and when that person find freedom, they'll run wild.

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Phones › Re: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by joseph1832(m): 3:37pm On Nov 30, 2016

SycophanticGoat:
They only bowed to the senate. If na only you, you think say Buhari executive for listen to you?

Did you read me well?

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Phones › Re: NCC Suspends Data Price Increase by joseph1832(m): 3:22pm On Nov 30, 2016

The power of social media can not and never be underestimated.

I hope we Nigerians can see that this people bow to us, and us only, if only we stand together and have a unified voice and also, if we stop letting petty sentiment divide us.

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Crime › Re: Woman Slices Her Friend's Face With Razor For Dating Her Ex-Boyfriend (Graphic) by joseph1832(m): 12:44pm On Nov 30, 2016

Fuck_! Talk about slashing without remorse!. Honestly, sometimes I wonder if this women who other women/men disfigure don't have family members.

Only God can quell my rage should someone do this to any of my sisters. Go knows Nigeria will not save that person from me. angry

Phones › Re: Why NCC Asked Big Operators To Raise Data Tariffs by joseph1832(m): 11:52am On Nov 30, 2016

Frankly, ever since the social media bill fail to become law. This government has been looking for ways to curb the masses from gaining access to information.

The internet has shown that it's a powerful and potent weapon to be used against the massive high-handedness of this government.

This government is very aware that the masses are becoming very aware of their ineptitude and totally lack of concern about the well being of the masses, so the only way they can subdue such awareness, is to curb the masses access to information, and that is by increasing the price of data.

Do not be fooled. This government, the past government and every past nigerian government doesn't give a damn about me and you, they only give a damn about their pocket, and see the masses as a means to an end. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Education › Re: Rector Of Federal Polytechnic, Ekowe Dies During Sex With Teenager by joseph1832(m): 10:04am On Nov 30, 2016

He died having fun. grin

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Reacts To Data Price Increase. See Reactions by joseph1832(m): 9:59am On Nov 30, 2016

Ah, the common sense crusader is finally making sense.

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Politics › Re: Why We Need N222 Billion To Conduct Nigeria’s 2018 Census – NPC Chairman by joseph1832(m): 9:02am On Nov 30, 2016

Hmmm. It's time for this to be politicise as usual.

Romance › Re: From PM To The Altar: Two Nairalanders Wed by joseph1832(m): 11:10pm On Nov 29, 2016

bibijay123:
Lol hope you have the money to pay for a Togo bride.

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