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Christianity Etc › Re: Tomorrow Is Sinach's Birthday! See Who She Thanks... by joseph1832(m): 5:57pm On Mar 30, 2017

donnie:
It's my birthday tomorrow my friends and I am so grateful for so many people that God has graced me with.

Thank you my spiritual father, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome!
We call him, the king maker because when you come in contact with him you will be changed by force!! He cheers me on behind the scene. He showed me the love of God and the power of an unlimited mind through the Holy Spirit and the Word of God. I salute you Sir!! #gratefulSinach

https://kingschat.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/timeline/photo/58dc12d5e694aa3e751b5b49

I came in contact with him and I didn't change, saw him for who he is: a business man.

Utterance like the bolded usually make me laugh so hard.

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Romance › Re: How The Twitter Girl #5kbae Got The Guys Account Number. by joseph1832(m): 3:10pm On Mar 30, 2017

PrinzCarter:
I don't understand it doesn't make sense

I thought I was the only one. The girl saying she's broke, and later refunded the money the guy spent on her? grin

Romance › Re: How The Twitter Girl #5kbae Got The Guys Account Number. by joseph1832(m): 3:09pm On Mar 30, 2017

donshaddow:
I was wondering how she had his account number in the first place, we know now #5kbae

Oya, front page abeg make we cast all dis broke-ass brodas wey dey drag us for ground!

Who is broke? The girl saying she's broke or the guy?

Romance › Re: Man Takes Lady Out To The Movies, Goes On Twitter To Rant, Her Response Is Epic by joseph1832(m): 10:21am On Mar 30, 2017

I love this! She just put her mouth where her money is. This chic deserve a round of applause, that is, if the dude really spent that amount on her. grin

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Politics › Re: PDP Poll: Are Nigerians Better Off Today Than 2 Years Ago? Shocking Results!! by joseph1832(m): 8:33am On Mar 30, 2017

Ngokafor:
....Dude kindly stop quoting me to ask stuppid questions abeg.I made my comments without quoting you or your people. Kindly do same to mine cos.I do not owe you any explanations..

Its a public forum and I can quote whoever I damn well want to, especially those who are married to narrow-mindedness and falsehood. I'm not programmed to do what you please. You can choose to engage in a debate or ignore my quote.

Drop your opinion and move on cos you have said nothing with your deceit, lame lines and expected well-worn excuses..Move on to the next poster who may have the time for you cos i dont.

..Thank you in advance.

I'll drop my opinion and damn well not move on, especially when people like you, who are alien to reason, logic and facts are hanging about polluting this forum with your bad diatribe of one-sidedness.

If I said nothing and I'm deceitful, I wonder why you're rigging into an orgasmic frenzy, eh?

I wonder how you can so vociferously and lamely shout this government is deceitful and still become oblivious to the doings of past government, doesn't that paint you as a bias vile woman who is full of bile?

Learn to let reason and logic be your guide and remove the glasses of myopia from your eyes, ma'am.

And yea, you're not welcome!. tongue

Politics › Re: PDP Poll: Are Nigerians Better Off Today Than 2 Years Ago? Shocking Results!! by joseph1832(m): 6:45am On Mar 30, 2017

Ngokafor:
...The earlier you lots quits deceiving yourselves that the failure called buhari/apc is popular the better for you..

Just like the failure of PDP is popular, right? Tell me, which do you think is more failure, a king who ruled for 16 years and stole almost everything, and a king who ruled for 2 years and met nothing?

....Its not my opinion but the opiniin of ordinary suffering Nigerians on the streets whose hardships has multiplied by ten since your failbuhari came on board...

How did you know it's the opinion of ordinary suffering nigerians on the street? Did you conduct a poll to arrive at this facts? And if you did, which method did you use and who are the people involved in the poll, i.e their age, religion, occupation, place of resident etc?

...There is no lows you guys have not sunk to defend buhari,but the ordinary Nigerian worse hit by this unprecedented hardships are not buying your stories...but you can keep lying to yourselves though,its your choice.

Is that right? Kind of like the low you guys sunk to to defend Jonathan and his plundering mob of PDP kleptomaniacs, right?

So tell me, is it today nigerians have been suffering? Why make it seem this 'hardship' started now when it's been growing exponentially? Those who know the truth, will welcome it, not yours bias one-sided theory.

Politics › Re: PDP Poll: Are Nigerians Better Off Today Than 2 Years Ago? Shocking Results!! by joseph1832(m): 6:11am On Mar 30, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Why must you guys rig?

Like you guys didn't rig from 1999 to 2011, right?

Politics › Re: PDP Poll: Are Nigerians Better Off Today Than 2 Years Ago? Shocking Results!! by joseph1832(m): 6:10am On Mar 30, 2017

Ngokafor:
...It is only on Nairaland that i hear folks say their lives are better than it was two years ago..

....Those who voted for buhari in my area complain about him and the hardships they go through more than those of us who knew buhari as a failure and therefore did not vote for him..

...In this era where APC pay people on a weekly basis to 'march' for buhari..it is safe to say that any on-line poll regardless of who conducts it,in favour of buhari/apc is pure and un-adulterated crap...period

That's a matter of opinion. You shouldn't make yours a standard fact cos it isn't.

Romance › Re: Young Nigerian Man Marries Old Oyinbo Woman (Photo) by joseph1832(m): 10:53pm On Mar 29, 2017

The hustle is real.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Reacts To N1B Lawsuit By Apostle Suleman (Pics/Video) by joseph1832(m): 10:46pm On Mar 29, 2017

If I were a friend to Miss Otobo I'd tell her to leave things be as I know nothing that is said will make people see this man of god for who he is.

I believe when the COZA pastor was caught with his dick inside the pussy_ many still supported him and say "he's only human". So I believe if Mr Sulieman soiled his dick with Miss Otobo's vagina juice and the evidence is made known, people will say "he's only human".

So let's let this issue die a natural death and leave people to believe whatever they want to believe.

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Romance › Re: 'I Will Go Naked In The River For 7 Days With Your Picture' - Lady Threatens by joseph1832(m): 10:36pm On Mar 29, 2017

kimbra:
Not at all.

Oh you're being modest.

Romance › Re: 'I Will Go Naked In The River For 7 Days With Your Picture' - Lady Threatens by joseph1832(m): 9:19pm On Mar 29, 2017

kimbra:
Hai.

That sounds like you're samurai? You live according to the law of Bushido?

Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by joseph1832(op): 9:08pm On Mar 29, 2017

llaykorn:
Oh, yeah! Thanks for all the pieces of advice.

You're always welcome.

Romance › Re: 'I Will Go Naked In The River For 7 Days With Your Picture' - Lady Threatens by joseph1832(m): 9:07pm On Mar 29, 2017

kimbra:
Ekpa!, you're the one who failed to comprehend. Go back to your first post, my previous, then you'll know how they correlate. That's if that thing you call a brain is functioning.

Bye!.

Hello.

Celebrities › Re: 2Baba, Falz, Adekunle Gold, M.I, Jay Jay Okocha, Ikpeba Hang Out At Eko Hotels by joseph1832(m): 8:57pm On Mar 29, 2017

Kai! M.I is really tall sha!.

Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by joseph1832(op): 8:53pm On Mar 29, 2017

llaykorn:
I don't want to imagine that each poem in your collection represents a different partner. Beware: Magun is real!

Magun is for married women and I don't do married women.

Beside, you'd be surprised how a healthy imagination and sex experience makes a man a better poet, especially when he puts those experience in writing. grin

Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by joseph1832(op): 8:39pm On Mar 29, 2017

llaykorn:
You sure will get a beffiting welcome in the DPL now that I am their president.

DPL: Dead Poets League

LMAO!. I hear you. But I'm not dead, not in the least bit. My sex poems will continue. Every sex experience gets written poetically. grin

It's a whole new world full of sexual adventure. grin

Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by joseph1832(op): 8:29pm On Mar 29, 2017

llaykorn:
Oh, yeah! I can't forget him. I wonder where he is with his 'dancing language' crap.

LOL. I absolutely don't know. I believe with recent event, I may have to hang my pen for a while.

TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Efe Is Only Down To Earth Because He Lacks Exposure - Tboss by joseph1832(m): 8:19pm On Mar 29, 2017

And she, Tboss who has been exposed to a whole lotta things isn't down to earth, but down to many dicks with different size and shapes. Wow! I'm shocked her beef isn't letting her see just how beefy she sounds.

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Romance › Re: 'I Will Go Naked In The River For 7 Days With Your Picture' - Lady Threatens by joseph1832(m): 8:15pm On Mar 29, 2017

alexialin:
Oh sorry u are not among those bad eggs... Lemme Rephrase a good couple of guys from that age range. Not all

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Irony Of Religion by joseph1832(m): 8:13pm On Mar 29, 2017

Ishilove:
Joseph take several seats to the left

If those seat will lead me to those ample bosoms of yours, I'd gladly take them.

I might bring a prophylactic though, hoping I'd get lucky and hit crude oil. wink

Romance › Re: 'I Will Go Naked In The River For 7 Days With Your Picture' - Lady Threatens by joseph1832(m): 8:07pm On Mar 29, 2017

alexialin:
Guys mid early 30s to 50s..be wary of them and babes shine una eyes well well. Don't take his words hook line and sinker. They are more dangerous than u think.

Haba!

Romance › Re: 'I Will Go Naked In The River For 7 Days With Your Picture' - Lady Threatens by joseph1832(m): 8:07pm On Mar 29, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Fake story from the stable of Joro to promote Joro

Now this sounds familiar. Never knew you could actually identify a fake story, giving that you spend all your time here writing many.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Irony Of Religion by joseph1832(m): 8:05pm On Mar 29, 2017

Ishilove:
Lips sealed

Allow me to part it with my fingers, and tease the tip with my tongue. wink

Christianity Etc › Re: The Irony Of Religion by joseph1832(m): 7:59pm On Mar 29, 2017

Ishilove:
Hahahahahah!! Your Royal Doucheness

Shhhhhh don't tell anyone. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Irony Of Religion by joseph1832(m): 7:57pm On Mar 29, 2017

Ishilove:
I'm experiencing all the reality I can handle right now.

I just think hahn is a closet romantic. A douche bag, but a romantic nonetheless

Now who does the emboldened remind you of? grin

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Poems For Review › Re: Listen To Me (A Satire). by joseph1832(op): 7:53pm On Mar 29, 2017

llaykorn:
Beautiful, Joseph. We're going to add 'social critic' to your list of titles very soon. One thing, though. I think satires lose their gripping power when the authors name them as satires, and the audience know what to expect even before they start reading. Lol

I understand you. But it's always nice to let the audience know what they're reading so we wouldn't have another 'moganacanta' here. I'm sure you remember how that went? grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Irony Of Religion by joseph1832(m): 7:51pm On Mar 29, 2017

Ishilove:
Why are you bent on matchmaking me with all your atheist comrades? Seriously I'm curious

May be cos you need a dose of reality. Ain't that right, hahn. I know most religious folks are alien to reality. grin

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