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YourMain:
Oh wow. Interesting... I'm lying.. I'd rather die. First degree ? Is there a second ?

I'm studying neuroscience and physiology.

There is. How interesting? is it actually because the 1st and 2nd is interesting, because I didn't just study it, I let it run through me, permeating every fabric of my being. Lol.

Hmm. Neuroscience and physiology, sounds interesting... I take it you don't live in Nigeria base on your course of study?

YourMain:
Mhm. So what did you study ?

I studied Political Science and Public Administration, in my 1st degree.

How about you?.

FTBOY:
an NL movie??

Let's wait and see. Lmao. How hustle?

misspicy:
Na.ked I came,na.ked I shall return,what other way can one enter the dreamland this heat season than sleeping na.ked lol



Good morning

LMAO. Nothing does you. And good morning to you, today is going to be a beautiful day.

Today we will know the mysterious married woman who has been spreading tails that I slept with or I want to sleep with her. LOL

Funny thing is she can't come out and accuse me personally, but she decided to use her minions to do her 'clean' work, and another funny thing is, they don't even know she's using them. LMFAO!.

Babe today go sweet die. Just stay turned.

Cc: FTBoy
Obontami

YourMain:
Lol. Sorry to disappoint. No flowers. Maybe in my next life.

I go uni. You ? Apart from the poetry.

Okay. That's lovely. I went to uni. Like you. And I didn't study literature. Lol.

Truckpusher:
Choi! Damnit !! You too Badt menh!

He was once contacting a beautiful married woman in this forum and the moment she rejected him like a plague he resorted to bullying her - Talk about a man with a big complex , he didn't even stop there . He went as far as bullying her associates and friends online .

With these too many young beautiful easy women all over the world , why would one want to break a home if you're not a pained sadist that has some attributes of a sociopath? Let him continue - any married woman that opens her legs for that monkey in human clothing shouldn't be considered a woman. Women always have a reason for Fuccking another man behind your back.
Josephus how market for toto matta ? Dem dun bless you with one ? Ashawo Na for sale o.

Can you kindly tell me who this mysterious married woman is?

You've been going on about this for like forever, so please, do kindly tell and let the cat out of the bag.

Whoever this so called married woman is, don't you think she should be the throwing this accusations instead of you? because I've not seen or heard where a married woman will keep mute when she accuse a man of toasting her, even after she's said no to him many times

So bro, lemme know who this married woman is or forever hold your peace.

Thank you very much.

Sixix:
This ia coming from a man who disturbs married women

Truck pusher, do you see what I see

Keep on talking.

YourMain:
If memory serves me right all I have down there is a normal plain old vejayjay. Nothing you haven't seen before.

LMAO Gurly. Now talk about humor. LOL. Well you can say that again. I've seen vejayjays, but still, I haven't seen yours... So, that's a minus. all the more reason I asked that question. Lol.

Anyway, might I ask what you do for a living?

misspicy:
Egbon leave trash for lawma or better still go sleep like am about to do



Nice night

Babe hope say you no dey na.ked sleep oh LOL.

Good night oh...

YourMain:
Oh yes I did see that.

Ehm lol I don't know now I don't go around checking in between womens legs. But when I start I'll be sure to let you know

LMFAO. Truly hilarious.

At the emboldened, I do not want to sound like a pervert but surely you can start with yours.

And keep me informed when you do start checking.... LOL.

*no insult intended.

TheSonOfMark:
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Don't mind Joseph. He's searching for alluvial soil in the Sahara desert - NON-EXISTENT!

There's no beef between you and I.
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There might be an oasis somewhere there. Never say never dude, never say never. LOL.

misspicy:
OGA josefu no they use me famz thesonofmark na,if you want to famz him,just mention him directly.


Trust me I don't fear humans who can kill the body but not the soul,I fear only God who can kill both body and soul

Lemme help your unbelieve,then am done replying your jokes


https://www.nairaland.com/2956477/emotional-seduction-subtle-mind-control

LMAO for you mind abi.

YourMain:
Cough. Lol.

Oh really ? I didn't see it. What question was that I'll answer now.

Oh really, well you have to go and read it then. Its titled 'A Poet's Curiosity About The Rose Flower'.

It should be on page 11 or so, I'm not sure...

YourMain:
Lol wow. You write erotic.a :O. That's nice lol.

Colourful in what way?

Colorful like adding color to the alphabets. Like this yourmain is dope.

I remember asking you a question in one of my ero.ti.ca. But you never did answer me. LOL.

tosyne2much:
Me sef go drop my own list tomorrow

Ma nigger! Now here is a good nigger. *thumbs up.

I can't wait for it bruv...

misspicy:
its unnecessary, besides I love speaking in mystery

Mystery You go fear mystery na. LOL. Talk say you dey fear am abeg. LMaO.

misspicy:
God bless OP for this,if only humans can be contented,we would live a better life.


that does not stop OP from cheating o,he likes that thing well

***modified***

poster above me,even a blind man can perceive that OP is chauvinistic,but since that's the way he choose to live his life,the people around him should deal with it

Are afraid of quoting the poster above you? LMAO.

onstelly:
I have been asking myself this question for a long time
why is it that a man will love u and still cheat on you

My dear, any man who loves you and truly loves you will never cheat on you.

You can take that to the bank. Lol

OMG! The tosyne2much wanna be is back with a bang! Let's hope his bang doesn't evolve into another big bang that might bang us into another banging galaxy.

YourMain:
lol I'm not even doing anything

Wow! Well you should. Remember "the idle hand is the devil's workshop".

For me, I'm actually adding color to my ero.tica, I want to make it very colorful.

Seems my writing sex poems have earned me a reputation for being a womaniser. LMAO.

Creamish:
I'm not angry actually..

NL can't get me pissed..naa..

I know where to draw the line BTW virtual and reality. Thanks for the concern tho.

And you still didn't answer the question about your marital status.

[size=45pt]DAMN![/size]

YourMain:
Truth! Ah well! Best of luck to her.

And best of luck to you too.
Have fun. But hey, don't do anything you wouldn't be proud of... LOL.

TheSonOfMark:
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Alright, now I have noticed this thread exists. Do well to continue without kingsley. [/color]

Okay okay 'kay' (I hope I can call you that) no harm intended. We cool like that. Lol.

Creamish:
Is it ur business...yes or no?

Well... Considering the dude might be having ideas... Why not answer, at least to save the brother from being labeled a married woman chaser. LOL.

Strahovski1:
I'm very much around man. You are being hypocritical. I was racist but the person telling me to go to Indialand.com that I don't count here was not racist? Yes where is SEUN? He has explanations to make to me.

If Indians are not wanted... block our IP. Write it on your website that INDIANS ARE NOT NEEDED. GO TO INDIALAND.COM. tell us to our faces. Not going under the rug.

Seun, Lalasticlala. . All mods.. come here and answer to me.

I am racist because someone quote me FIRST and tell me I don't count here a polite way of saying 'Get the fvck out of Nairaland. We don't want you'. Yet everyone has her back and sees me as the racist for giving her a taste of her own medicine. I wanted to ignore this but I won't.

Nothing will put I or my people away from this forum. If it hurts you all. Block our IP. Block our country from your servers and systems so we cannot register. Put our flag and cross it in red to show how much you despise us. Until then we are here to stay.

Thanks.

Now if you were in Nigeria I would really love to buy you a drink. Lol.

YourMain:
Lol. I don't think you should lose your character because you're trying to pay the bills. She probably can make money without being so stuck up. It's kinda sad really. It doesn't seem she has much friends either. Poor thing.

So you see... The old saying goes "what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world, but loose his soul"

So, since Linda can buy any man she wants, she can as well buy friends, because let's face it, nigerians love to associate just so we can feel important.

YourMain:
Ehmmm Linda is a bit different now. She's a bit too full of herself in my opinion.

I agree. But if it ain't broken don't fix it you know. Obviously there's high demand for their brand so why not supply.

Oh you think? Linda is still Linda to me. She knows how to twerk the unsuspecting masses just to gain traffic for her blog. Heard she said she can buy any man she wants. Now fancy her buying darkenedrebel for the night. LOL.

Yes of course there's a high demand for gullibility and shallow/narrow mindedness. So as long as it pays the bills, who cares. Lol.

darkenedrebel:
I for fear, I think say you sef go Omukoro Development Community High School

LMFAO. But never forget, that school produced great minds like thesonofmark. LOL.

darkenedrebel:
Are you trying to imply that the phrase "Serial-flirt" is a malaprop? Jo...Jo...Jo....Joker

LMAO. You know I'm not.

darkenedrebel:
This is a very wack allusion to Richie Rich

But of course you know I can draw a strong contrast with Tony Stark.