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PoliticsRe: Murray-bruce Reacts To Oyegun's Comment On Supreme Court Judges (snap Shot) by joseph1832(m): 2:55pm On Feb 04, 2016
There's no such thing like good sportsmanship when it comes to the issue of Nigerian politics.
CrimeRe: 22-yr-old Surrenders To Police After Killing Cousin Over Girlfriend by joseph1832(m): 2:54pm On Feb 04, 2016
Frank3n2:
You can beat but not KILL!!
Well he went over board with the killing... But hey, life's a b1tch. Someone got served. Lol.
CrimeRe: 22-yr-old Surrenders To Police After Killing Cousin Over Girlfriend by joseph1832(m): 2:49pm On Feb 04, 2016
Truckpusher:
He's not man enough .

Who goes to the police to report about a crime that you've gotten away with? angry
Obviously one who have a conscience.
CrimeRe: 22-yr-old Surrenders To Police After Killing Cousin Over Girlfriend by joseph1832(m): 2:48pm On Feb 04, 2016
Frank3n2:
Crazy dude.. Killing because of a woman that's not even your wife.. U just uslessed your life.. Goodluck
Crazy, yea, the dude probably is, but seriously, the guy he killed raped a girl and beat her senseless, how will he have felt if someone did this same thing to his own sister or cousin, or even him. grin
CrimeRe: 22-yr-old Surrenders To Police After Killing Cousin Over Girlfriend by joseph1832(m): 2:46pm On Feb 04, 2016
Looks to me like justice was served, even if its jungle. All the same, the said shouldn't have let his anger get the best of him. He should have reported to the police and let them handle it.

However, I also think his girlfriend should be detained because she's complicit in the crime committed.
RomanceRe: Guys Make Your Choice And State Your Reason(s) (photo) by joseph1832(m): 2:37pm On Feb 04, 2016
SexyCeline:
You sounding so intelligent. My kinda man. Thumbs up.
There's nothing intelligent about my post. Its just the basic nature of we men. We tend to like/love what we see. The skin color don't matter.

Haven't you notice that even guys who say they like fair skin girls tend to go after dark skin girls when they show them the green light? grin LOL.

So, every man has he's own preference, but when given something on a platter of gold, especially when that thing is free, he doesn't refuse it. LOL
RomanceRe: Guys Make Your Choice And State Your Reason(s) (photo) by joseph1832(m): 11:50am On Feb 04, 2016
SexyCeline:
Had an arguement with a close friend recently as to which color type do men prefer. No reasonable conclusion was reached. So over to you nairaland dudes, which of the above damsel would you go for and why?
Recent happenings have shown that most men like fair skin girls, judging by the amount of girls who bleach nowadays. When you ask them why, they will tell you their husbands/boyfriends like fair skin girls.

To me, color doesn't matter, If I want to be shallow, I'll say, all that matters is just good lips, good b00bs and a great ass couple with that amazing set of hips. But, if I want to be deep, I'll say a great personality and good character/behavior is all that manners.
RomanceRe: Valentine Preparation....Ladies, Be Like Janet! by joseph1832(m): 10:29am On Feb 04, 2016
Diddyydiva:
undecided undecided undecided undecided


Janet ko , love net ni



grin grin
"By their fruits, ye shall know them".

Omotayor123:
Ladies in the house, who among you is planning to be like Janethuh undecided

Guys in the house, What do you thinkhuh wink

As for me, I don change my name to Janet grin grin

Cc. Lalasticlala, dominique, make una come cool
Action speak louder than words. tongue. LOL.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's Photoshoot With Munosings by joseph1832(m): 9:49am On Feb 04, 2016
SylarsMcQuins:
How is it ur biz to worry if they sign or not and besides as music professionals signin an artist that doesn't perform doesn't stop a label frm signing more acts.

And yes they worked wit May D wch didn't turn out fine and nw I believe they knw beta and such won't repeat itself.
Go and sit down. Coming here to spew nonsense when you can't even understand what's being said.

If you know this why did you post that nonsense?

Yeye.
Poems For ReviewRe: This Is Lagos. by joseph1832(op): 9:47am On Feb 04, 2016
ibiruk38:
kiss Love it
Thanks. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's Photoshoot With Munosings by joseph1832(m): 9:41am On Feb 04, 2016
SylarsMcQuins:
Mehn! Pple still tink this low?.
How does signing an act includes runnin outta ideas?.
Na wa oo
And I still can't believe people can't read and understand. Have they ever bothered to sign anyone to their label before? Why bother now?
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye's Photoshoot With Munosings by joseph1832(m): 9:38am On Feb 04, 2016
I don't want to believe P-Square have run out of ideas... They've never bothered to sign anyone before, apart from May D, and we all know how that ended, so why the signings now? LOL.
PoliticsRe: Ogun State At 40: List Of Dignitaries From Ogun by joseph1832(m): 9:29am On Feb 04, 2016
OP you forgot to add, Mr Nairaland, Seun Osewa, or is he not from Ogun?
PoliticsRe: Ogun State At 40: List Of Dignitaries From Ogun by joseph1832(m): 9:27am On Feb 04, 2016
Men a thunderous applause for Ogun state. Any man who is feeble minded will be intimidated. LOL.
Poems For ReviewRe: This Is Lagos. by joseph1832(op):
CONTENT ANALYSIS OF THE POEM.


BACKGROUND OF THE POEM: Lagos state is a state in Nigeria, reputed to be the most populous state in Nigeria, arguably with a population of about 15 million people.

Lagos state is also the commercial hub of Nigeria, which has more business establishment than any other state, this made Lagos state generate the total of 23 billion Naira monthly as the state's internally generated revenue (IGR).

In line with this, Lagos state attracts people from all over the country, coming to reside in the state just to earn a living, this have made the state a haven for all sort of people.

PLOT: The plot of the poem is centered around the happenings of the everyday life in Lagos state, where its residents are always trying to earn a living both legally and illegally.

The poem also draw the readers attention to some of the things that make Lagos the commercial nerve centre of Nigeria, where if you're not street smart you stand the chance of being parted with your money, as described in stanza one of the poem.

The rest stanzas of the poem depicts the usual 'know it all' attitude of the typical Lagosian, to the sitting in traffic for longs hours, accompanied by noise pollution and carbon mono oxide from commercial vehicles, to the consumption of alcohol after work hours just to ease the stress of traffic, to the smoking of marijuana by touts and business men alike, even though its illegal, to the hustling of girls prostituting themselves... to the great division between the rich and the poor.

STRUCTURE OF THE POEM: The poem is a quatrain, written in eight stanzas and one mono meter. The poem consist of 33 lines written without any particular rhyme scheme, except the first stanza which have the rhyme scheme of ABAB.



POETIC DEVICES:


Diction: The diction used in the poem is that of simple English. The poet also made use of words closely associated with the social sciences, words such as capitalism, bourgeois and proletariat.

Also, the poet added the language of one of the major tribes in Nigeria who occupy the south west part in the country, that is the yoruba language, "eko o ni baje".

Metaphor: Used in line 5, 17 and 28 in the poem. "The London Of Nigeria", "The Holland Of Nigeria" and "Where wolves in sheep's clothing reside".

Paradox: Used in line 6 and 7 of the poem. "Every fool is a genius" and "every genius is a fool".

Assonance: Used in line 8 in the poem. "Home is home".

Repetition: Used at the beginning of every stanza of the poem. "This is Lagos".

Hyperbole: Used in line 10, 13 and 15 in the poem. "The place where you spend eternity in traffic", "The reservoir of alcohol", "residents drown themselves in alcohol".

Anaphora: Used in line 30, 31 and 32. "The home". And "The place", used in line 6,8,10,14,18,23,26 and 28.

Epiphora: Used in line 29 and 30. "Home".

Fallacy: This is used in stanza 6, line 22 in the poem. "Every girl is a prostitute".

Anthropomorphism: This is used in stanza 3, line 10 and 11 in the poem. "The place where you have noise pollution as girlfriends" and "carbon mono oxide as best friend".

Enjambment: Used in the first stanza in the poem.

End-Stopped Line: Used at the end of every stanza of the poem, apart from the 1st stanza.

Simile: This is used in stanza 5, line 18 and 19. "The place where weed is illegal, but its smoked like a chimney".



THEME:

Humor.
Joy.
Love.
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Poems For ReviewThis Is Lagos. by joseph1832(op):
This is Lagos, enter at your own risk
And be frisk by peeps with long throat
Who care about making a quick buck
Without minding whose throat they cut.



This is Lagos, the London of Nigeria,
The place where every fool is a genius,
And every genius is a fool,
The place where home is home.



This is Lagos, the centre of excellence,
The place where you spend eternity in traffic,
And have noise pollution as girlfriends,
And Carbon mono oxide as your best friend.



This is Lagos, the reservoir of alcohol,
The place where beer parlor spring up daily,
Where residents drown themselves in alcohol,
Because it is the only consolation...



This is Lagos, the Holland of Nigeria,
The place where weed is illegal,
But its smoked like a chimney;
And possess with reckless abandon.



This is Lagos, The place where prostitution is a sin,
But every girl you know is a prostitute.
The place where prostitutes give themselves
Fancy names, just to make themselves big.



This is Lagos, the centre of capitalism,
The place where an ocean separates
The bourgeois from the proletariat,
The place where wolves in sheep's clothing reside.



This is Lagos, our home away from home,
The home that is our home,
The home that is our heart,
And the home that we're come to love.



This is Lagos, Eko o ni baje.
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CrimeRe: N11.5bn Fraud: Bishop, Bank MD Remanded In Prison by joseph1832(m):
How come people haven't started protesting this judgment made by the judge? Oh yea I forgot, they didn't bribe the foolish multitude like Metuh did. grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Foreign Trips Aimed At Recovering Looted Funds – Presidency by joseph1832(m): 7:43am On Feb 04, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
How far on all the other billions recovered?
South Africa gave them the money from the arms deal that went bad they never add that one to #Dasukigate stories.
They have collected some from Abacha and billions from others here and there. Who is collecting and where is it going? Or should we wait to probe when another party take over?
Oh so now you actually believe money is being recovered? Hmm. How nice.
PoliticsRe: 250 Days Of PMB by joseph1832(m): 7:36am On Feb 04, 2016
You guys need to be patient. First I remember last year you guys where shouting about fuel scarcity, now, tell me, is there anything such as fuel scarcity? Nope!

The scarcity of pms didn't just stop, PMB and his team actually reduce the price from N87 to N86.50. And some people will say PMB hasn't achieve anything? Tufiakwa!.
EducationRe: Covenant University Trends On Twitter See Tweets by joseph1832(m): 10:33pm On Feb 03, 2016
Well I'm always of the opinion that the school you attend play the role of influencing you positively or negatively. Many who even attend university don't even go through the three stages of university.

Education I know believe and know for a fact is an eye opener. It opens your eyes to the reality of life, and if truly you're educated, especially in a typical nigerian university, there is no place on this earth you can not survive.
PoliticsRe: Air Force Personnel In Abuja Streets (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 12:21pm On Feb 03, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
Beautiful flyers. By the grace of God, one day i'll be on dis camouflage
Beebeeooh, you dey do me strong tin. Lol. Dreams do come true. Lol.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Lil Kesh's Song, "Efejoku" Made Me Lose A Job Offer by joseph1832(m): 12:19pm On Feb 03, 2016
Like seriously? I find this hard to believe. What has a persons choice of music got to do with how well they can work in an organization?. Hian!

Nothing wey person no dey hear for this naija. I won't be surprise if that Mabel girl even dance to Efejoku. grin
CelebritiesRe: D.J Cuppy Takes A Pose With A Nairalander. by joseph1832(m): 12:10pm On Feb 03, 2016
brandnew3:
She is so smart and down to earth.
Never mind the face I made, the pic was taken after an event and I was well entertained by her turn table skills with some Hennessey X0. grin
Intriguing. Very intriguing.
AutosRe: For Sale: Toyota Camry 2013. by joseph1832(op): 11:00am On Feb 03, 2016
Still available.
PoliticsRe: Malami: "EFCC Recovered $2tn From Looters In 12 Years" by joseph1832(m): 7:46am On Feb 03, 2016
Interesting.
CareerRe: What Is Your Occupation? by joseph1832(m): 7:27am On Feb 03, 2016
Teacher. Lol.
PoliticsRe: No Subsidy Paid In January— Kachikwu by joseph1832(m): 7:26am On Feb 03, 2016
Funny enough those who are wailing about fuel scarcity have kept mute, all they do now is look for other things to wail about.

Those of you wailing about the current state of the economy will keep mute when the economy improves, just like you're mute now.

Its all a matter of time.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Benin by joseph1832(m): 10:45pm On Feb 02, 2016
byrron:
COC.K & BULL ............
Let's wait and find out, so far my friends in Benin said they aren't sure if its BH or not.

We'll get better news tomorrow.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Benin by joseph1832(m): 10:43pm On Feb 02, 2016
Hmm. Let's hope Boko Haram haven't invaded the ancient city so they won't make it really ancient.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Calls A Fan 'Amoeba' For Insulting & Calling Her 'Tiny Legs' by joseph1832(m):
LMAO. The girl really is an amoeba. Toyin Aimakhun or whatever her name is, is spot on. Imagine kettle calling pot black. LOL.

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