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Laveda:
Among who? I don't even bring my mum's ish to the internet

Hmm.

Laveda:
This one is actually correct lol

I hear you. I hope you're not among them sha. Lol.

Laveda:
You aren't wrong

Oh you think? I thought you believe I'm wrong most of the time. Lol.

monacobull:
Let me start off by saying at this point i believe Nigerian graduates have a lot of work to do. Its taking a lot of effort for me to contain the level of disappointment im currently feeling towards our university leavers. I work in a multinational company and i have had the chance to partake in the interview process of some roles the company advertised. Most of the time im usually appalled at the errors and goofs i see on CV's. So let me get to the main story.

Six graduates came into the office this morning to interview for an internship position. Which was going to pay a basic salary and also some nice commissions. All the interviewees were very disappointing despite the very easy questions which was for a very simple role. In fact none of them showed enough quality to half consider them for the job.

After the last person left, I and my colleague had already given up and hoped to do a fresh advert for the role. But 1 other person that was present at the interview was a senior staff from our foreign headquarters. And he suddenly suggested that we give the office cleaner a chance. At first i thought he was saying it out of frustration but this guy was damn serious. Long story short, we called the cleaner in and he handled our questions well and even scaled through 80% of the objection statements we threw at him! Whats more is that this guy isn't exactly educated and he even stammers! WTF !!!! Agreed he might have had better answers because he knows some more about the company having worked with us for a while, but still on still!...to outshine 6 graduates!...ah.

Finally finally we have decided to take him on a trial role and give him the required training. Im still shocked beyond belief.

Naija graduates, please get your shit together.

You'll do a lot more good by telling us the questions you asked the interviewees, so they can arm themselves just for the sake of future reference.

A very noble gesture. I love the way he's proud of his mum and what she does for a living. Many on this forum will pretend and even say their mother is Lola Alakija.

Laveda:
Nah you sabi I'm a good sister now oh

Shey I be reverend father? Lol.

Laveda:
Lemme have a rethink

No be only rethink, na rethought.

Monalisa185:
how about the ones you guys put the ladies??

SISTER-ZONE


AUNTY-ZONE


SCHOOL MOTHER-ZONE


SIDE CHICK-ZONE etc

All zone still lead to sex. LOL.

Laveda:
is it not a good zone? At least I learn some things from your posts Which of the zones were you expecting?

Shag zone. LOL.

Laveda:
Teacher Zone

Teacher zone kor, laveda zone nii,

When will people just believe that whoever wrote that article was just voicing his own opinion, anybody who feel contrary should write his or her own article and submit it to whoever they want to.

Laveda:
Picture loading...

Which of the zones mentioned above did you put me?

modath:
Of many , both biological & by circumstances..

How lovely.

modath:
Mo is a liberal radical (If such a word exists but MO is a "mama" as well & used to being temperate... Lil ones will force one to b calm by fire by force.

Oh you're a mother. Wow!.

Progressive01:
Dude, just as Modath said albeit in a different language, calm down small...

This is #politics.

In politics, you should know their are different behavior as regard how we react to political situations and occurrence, I believe modath to be liberal, or even moderate, I on the other hand, I'm radical. Lol.

There is no being calm when dealing with people, who make it their business to twist truths and distort facts, just to suit their twisted purpose.

modath:
You are very on point to not siddon look & i too do take him to task on numerous occasions ( i used to waka pass before on Politics board till i told myself we should not allow people with evil intent becloud people's sentiments & emotions) but i try not to be harsh....

I am not one to support wrong things, No bueno....

Is it not funny we are both giving "grammar tips"

LOL. If you say so. But harsh, rash and brash are the language some nigerians understand.

Hian! If this was in Nigeria, I can believe, but what I'm reading, I just can't help but say, meeennnnn

Progressive01:
Dude, I've noticed one mistake you are fond of making and it always seems to elude you, or perhaps, you don't even realise it is a mistake.

In grammar, it is incorrect using the past tense of two verbs to describe the action of the same "subject".

It is wrong to say "did" the Economist really "erred"... The "err" should be in its present form "err" since "did" is already there.

Wherever there is a "did", the verb that follows, as a matter of rule, MUST be in its "present" but not past from.

Try to always check that, as is in the title.

Greetings.

In Fela's voice: "Teacher teacher no be lecturer be your name".

modath:
See this my bros oooo

You totally misunderstood my intention, by taking someone as they are does not mean you cosign, it means one just siddon look & watch the person.....

You don't need to know me personally but i can assure you I'm accused of rigidity a lot cos i hold firm to a particular ethos & values but each person to his own .

I have said it several times that he has a set narrative & view, it changes as it suits him & it is his prerogative ..

Well siddon and look have never been my forte, especially when it has to do with what's best for all and sundry.

At the embolden, if those set narrative can lead people astray and cause untold hardship for a people, will you still "siddon and look?" Even when you know you can do something about it?

Enjoy your dinner Metuh and many more dinner, until you get docked for being a heartless collector of public funds.

TonyeBarcanista:
Exactly! I supported Wada instead of a recycled and failed clown called Audu. Was Audu any better?

I supported and even voted for Jimi. This man has a clean slate and lost due to some factors.

I supported and voted for Jonathan in the election because of some corrupt clowns using public funds to hijack a legitimate project, which I know that they'll one day seek to recoup. The 2016 budget proposal allocations is a good example(that's a different issue). However, it doesn't erode the deeds of Jonathan!


Beside, as a moderator you aren't supposed to be derailing threads.

Back to the matter puleeeeeeease

Can you provide evidence as regard the emboldened?

I believe now, we're now seeing that the same stuff you accuse some set of people of, was done by the set of people you support, at least you of all people know what is happening in the country now.

So Mr. Man, how can you be so double minded and double standard?

modath:
Not at all, We know the deal & everyone here knows i have no love for El No Clue, i have been singing same song since 2011 (agabaI23 is my witness ) , that he is a wolf in sheep clothing, he is an associate of Satan

He sows discord & feigns concern when it suits him..

Let's take OP as he is, no one is perfect..

Good AM..

To take the OP as he is means I've decided to support political prostitution and all manner of tribal, religious and ethnic sentiment, and that's something I'll never do, never!.

TonyeBarcanista:
Well, the moral lesson is that our deeds and misdeeds in office will stand for or against us after we have left.

Just like your deeds and misdeeds is standing and working against you now.

Imagine your nonsense. "You supported his election, not his buffoonery" Kai! Yeye dey smell for here.

Mynd44:
Perhaps that opinion is why Nigerians voted him out. Remenber that the New York Times called him "Slow and inept" in dealing with Boko Haram
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/05/07/opinion/nigerias-stolen-girls.html?_r=0&referer=

Look at it this way, perhaps having him was president was a mistake Nigeria made. But it is only human to nake mistakes, you can say that mistake has been corrected.

Any so called mistake, that bothers on tribalism and religious bigotry, as well as nepotism, can't be said to be a mistake, especially when it happens to be the way of life of a particular set of people.

Never forget, people still voted for Jonathan, the election result is proof.

modath:
I'm of two minds...

1. I have that opinion myself..

2. It makes me feel some type of way that we had a leader so glaringly below par that "outsiders" could join in the name calling....

Black Leaders need to do right..

Never forget how some people here praised this so called leader to the extent of writing half baked lies and twisting truths just for his sake.

Do you honestly need the OP's thread to know Jonathan is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria?

Bla bla bla. Of course wasn't it you TonyeBarcanista who came out and called GEJ your very own hero to the extent of giving him saint like status? And writing epistles about how awesome a leader Jonathan was? Remember the thread you created about how PMB was following the noble step of Jonathan when PMB reduced his salary or whatever?... Now you're here saying this, and saying that, throwing shades on him...

I'll say this, anybody who believe TonyeBarcanista does so at his or her own risk!.

Now, to the thread, personally, I really couldn't give a rats pudenda what the Economist called Jonathan. I know that when gay marriage was legalized in the U.S, and Obama gave his support of it, many Nigerians threw insults at him. So I wonder why people are now voicing out their worthless and narrow minded opinions about this. Its okay for you to insult another man's president and not okay for that man to insult your's?

Lest we forget, "opinions are like butt holes, everybody has one" so why should I bother myself because a dude insulted former president Jonathan when I now we have actually done worse. Or weren't we the ones who insulted our former president to the point that he was named "the most insulted president on facebook?". LOL.

Well anyway, I don't need the economist to tell me what Jonathan is or isn't, because I know, any man who can't control or coordinate his wife, is a classic woman wrapper!.

Let's hope later in the weeks to come, he will not come with the usual bullsh1t excuse that, he is sick and he wants to fly abroad for treatment.

Available.

darkenedrebel:
No, how is sex between two male species supposed to lead to reproduction. The answer's obvious.

BINGO!!!.

darkenedrebel:
Pictures/Videos are worth more than a zillion words.

Watch it here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYdcvRe7ox8

Now I wouldn't argue with that, but do they reproduce? That's what I mean by 'conventional'.