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Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 4:19pm On Nov 06, 2015

Hannysmilez:
Nothing big,just that I was reading through in a hurry and my brain just kinda stopped working for a moment. Its not everyday you see 'charisma,anathema,trauma,miasma or complex,vex,sex,context,vortex,perplex' in the same paragraph.
Its actually quite difficult to explain.

LOL. I understand. But I think its self explanatory. Just using words to express my wants... LOL.

Romance › Re: Am Heartbroken My Husband Is Cheating On Me by joseph1832(m): 1:11pm On Nov 06, 2015

PunkyVeer:
But I wanna know

Then ask Joe! He's the one that sang I Wanna Know, not me!.

Romance › Re: Am Heartbroken My Husband Is Cheating On Me by joseph1832(m): 1:06pm On Nov 06, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Ooh, antsy, are we?

Usually I see "what is" when I actually care. Maybe I just didn't care enough to notice the writting on the wall if there ever was any There's that!

So, are you a fun teacher?

Perhaps you should see the hand writing on the wall telling you now that you might be talking to a brick wall because I ain't gonna answer your question. tongue

So feel free to back up the wrong tree. grin

LOL.

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 1:01pm On Nov 06, 2015

Hannysmilez:
You're still curious? After what it did to the cat?

LOL. Well I'm not that cat and I never will... Being curious is/has always been a part of me. I make it my business to know things, especially the ones that concerns me or pique my curiosity.

So, what overwhelmed you?

Christianity Etc › Re: Reigning Queen Esther At Chris Okotie's Household Of God Church by joseph1832(m): 12:59pm On Nov 06, 2015

TolstoyFan:
Photo News:

The Queen Esther beauty pageant is a brain child of Rev. Chris Okotie of the Household of God Church. The pageant was first held in December 2006 as a part of the events under the Grace Programme. The reigning Queen Esther is Michelle and she was at the last service where she read one of the lessons. The next pageant holds in December 2015 at the Household of God Auditorium.

http://dawntodusknews.com/pictured-reigning-queen-at-rev-chris-okoties-household-of-god-church/

So the 'church of God' is now a place where beauty pageant is hosted and displayed?

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Romance › Re: Am Heartbroken My Husband Is Cheating On Me by joseph1832(m): 11:55am On Nov 06, 2015

PunkyVeer:
But of course, I love the subject because I've been a victim. Who hasn't, really? Luckily for me, it happened just once (that I know of). Cheating is a bone of contention to me, hence I feel so strongly about it. I will not put with it. Period.

Well, you shucked & jived when I asked you, so don't say you've always been upfront. Not to me you weren't. You sent me on a wild goose chase, remember? That's a good profession, btw. A bit dowdy & boring though What do you teach?

SN: you're a tad pervy for a teacher. What with your sexual poems & stuff. I hope you teach at a boys only school

Your opinions are your opinions. So, you shouldn't shove it down peoples throats.

You went on a wild goose chase because you don't possess the skills to see what is and what not, simple!. And what I teach is my business, thank you.

And thanks anyway for saying I'm a perv, it takes a perv to know a perv. tongue

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Romance › Re: Am Heartbroken My Husband Is Cheating On Me by joseph1832(m): 10:44am On Nov 06, 2015

PunkyVeer:
I KNOW you're just being a whining weiner right now Now tell me this, how is it my fault that people get cheated on & then come here looking for a pick-me-up?I'm here. I'll pump them up. Cheer them into leaving if that's what they wanna do One thing fo sho, I won't shut up. This is one topic I'm passionate about. If it was a man I'd marry it

Btw, I think I have an idea of what you do now. You're a teacher!

There's a saying: "You can tell the character of a man from the company he keeps". Those who are passionate about this type of topics are those who have been scarred by topics like this, that's why their passion/whole life revolve around topics like this. tongue

. Its no mans fault you're sucker punk. grin

And, I've never hidden what I do for a living here, I'm not a teacher by the way, I'M THE TEACHER!.

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Romance › Re: Am Heartbroken My Husband Is Cheating On Me by joseph1832(m): 9:16am On Nov 06, 2015

PunkyVeer:
What is? Just don't read it. Duh. You're acting just like the OP She stays & whines. You read & whine. Whose fault? Definitely not mine!

Believe me, when I whine you'll know I'm whining. tongue

Romance › Re: Am Heartbroken My Husband Is Cheating On Me by joseph1832(m): 9:00am On Nov 06, 2015

PunkyVeer:
No, I'm not. I'm a marshmallow. I just have firmly placed boundaries, especially when my heart is at stake. I will NOT allow someone Bleep with my feelings.

The way I see it is simple. You cheat on me, yeah you win, because you just gave me a fly kick in the face. I fall. One point to you. One heartbreak for me. Game over. If I take you back & you cheat on me again & again, that to me is unnecessary pain. Repetitive heartbreak. I don't have time for it. The one heartbreak I experienced when you 1st cheated is enough. I don't need to be going through the same experience over & over as if there's nothing I can do about it. So it's like choosing lesser pain of walking away, than stay & be in pain for God knows how long. I REFUSE

Frankly this is becoming a bore. *Yawning*

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Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 8:30am On Nov 06, 2015

Hannysmilez:
Nice piece. I became overwhelmed at a point though.

Thanks. I'm glad you appreciate it. What overwhelmed you? I'm curious?

Romance › Re: 8 Annoying Things Local Girls Do In Order To Become Civilised Girls by joseph1832(m): 8:06am On Nov 06, 2015

Hannysmilez:
Work was great,thank you! How did you fare today on your "A's'' mission?

It went well. Em kids are ready to bag em in droves. Exams start next week.

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 11:59pm On Nov 05, 2015

Laveda:
Few moments we've talked here, my instinct tells me you are

Alright waiting

LOL. Then lemme pique your instincts so you can confirm if I am, after all, "seeing is believing" grin

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 11:37pm On Nov 05, 2015

Laveda:
Nothing crazy? Lol that's a lie

Yeah, romance section
.

I want to read now

Really? Perhaps you can indulge me as to how crazy I am? LOL.

LOL. Patience dear. I'll add it to my anthology of ero'tic poem. Its an acrostic poem.

Romance › Re: 8 Annoying Things Local Girls Do In Order To Become Civilised Girls by joseph1832(m): 11:34pm On Nov 05, 2015

Hannysmilez:
Curiosity killed the cat! We're derailing thiis fineee thread,that's not fair now,or is it?

The world isn't a fair place you know. LOL. And curiosity didn't kill this cat, it only makes it wiser and more knowledgeable. grin

How was work today?

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 11:24pm On Nov 05, 2015

Laveda:
Another crazy dude I have here
My former profile pic? it was dope nd hawt nau someone even created a thread cause of that lol

LOL. I'm just a brother next door. Nothing 'crazy' about me. Though thanks for the compliment. Its appreciated.

I'm not surprised someone did that, I bet the thread was opened in the Romance section? It isn't the first time I've experienced such.

Anyway, I'm done with your ero'tic poem. grin

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 10:50pm On Nov 05, 2015

Laveda:
Yeah. Anticipating

Marvelous. A woman after my loins, sorry thoughts. grin

. By the way, your former profile picture was off tha shizznezz!!! wink

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 10:33pm On Nov 05, 2015

Laveda:
Not too ero.tic I might not reply

Replying isn't necessary. You prefer it to be raw? Like hard core?

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 10:18pm On Nov 05, 2015

Laveda:
Sure!

may be I might be indulged to dedicate an ero.tic. poem to your moniker, hope you wouldn't mind the attention? grin

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 9:50pm On Nov 05, 2015

Laveda:
Yeah. . When it comes to this

True that! I believe that's because 'this' is awesome and it sure is a helluva fun. grin

Poems For Review › Re: I Want. by joseph1832(op): 9:43pm On Nov 05, 2015

JigsawKillah:
My fav are the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs from the bottom

Thumbs Up. . . Mr 1832

Thanks jigs!.

Laveda, we share the same thoughts. wink

noble4d:
Thumbs up Bro

Thanks brother. You've been scarce here, I trust all is good?

E383:
Beautiful piece. A true reflection of the needs of man.

I am not so strong in the use of pun, but I'm learning.

muchas gratias

timpaker:
Nice pun. You're very gifted chairman

Thanks men. I appreciate your insight

Poems For Review › I Want. by joseph1832(op): 3:47pm On Nov 05, 2015*

I want many things. The things I want might sting, sting those who sling, shots at me because I refuse to dig, the slings that the bigwigs dig.

For instance

I want ma kids to see the seeds of ma fruits which spread like roots and shoots above the sky, which rise like tides and quench the stench of oppression and suppression.

I want the government to stop telling me nonsense which doesn't make sense which brings resistance because the distance between the rich and the poor is so big it might cause desistance.

I want Nigerians to see reasons that our leaders failures oozes like miasma because they lack charisma which causes trauma that leads to stigma which might prove to be our anathema.

I want christians and moslems to know that they are no different from drug addicts because they are not accustom to the symptoms of addiction because they bear the symptoms of addiction which contradict their diction and places them in a fiction for they know not they are drug addicts.

Now I want to have sex, yes I want to have sex without being told that the sex I have will vex those who are perplex about my complex to do that which doesn't reflect their vortex of context which vex them outta context and make them call me sinner!.

Now I want to smoke weed, oh yea I want to smoke weed without the people placing ban on the seed that makes my creed produce deeds that causes ideas to fly with greed and bleed the heed that in breed meed thus making the people applaud ma deed.

Now I want many things. The things I want might sting, Sting those who sling, shots at me because I refuse to dig, the slings that the bigwigs dig.

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Romance › Re: 8 Annoying Things Local Girls Do In Order To Become Civilised Girls by joseph1832(m): 9:22am On Nov 05, 2015

Hannysmilez:
Nah,I believe I'm allowed to add a splash of colour as I please.

Cool. I'm still curious as to what aspect of counseling you're into though, and what you studied in university. grin

Politics › Re: 'Text' Received By Senators To Accompany Saraki To Corruption Trial - Sahara R. by joseph1832(m): 5:33am On Nov 05, 2015*

SR should have shown us a screen shot of the message.

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Romance › Re: 8 Annoying Things Local Girls Do In Order To Become Civilised Girls by joseph1832(m): 5:29am On Nov 05, 2015

Hannysmilez:
Well,I can say I counsel and give people advice for a living. What's that even called?

Counselor. I believe that's what its called. LOL, but what type, I hesitate to ask. Or might you be one of those type of counselor who usually wear white and black when they're in the office?

Romance › Re: 8 Annoying Things Local Girls Do In Order To Become Civilised Girls by joseph1832(m): 11:47pm On Nov 04, 2015

Hannysmilez:
I'm great. Work has been smiling at me. Its a sign!

Marvelous. Positivity attract its kind. Fancy giving me a little nudge as to what line of work you do?.

Romance › Re: 8 Annoying Things Local Girls Do In Order To Become Civilised Girls by joseph1832(m): 11:37pm On Nov 04, 2015

Hannysmilez:
uuh. That's great! Take all the luck you can from me on your A's mission.

Received with open arms!. How's you by the way? Work got you settled in nicely?. LOL.

Romance › Re: 8 Annoying Things Local Girls Do In Order To Become Civilised Girls by joseph1832(m): 11:11pm On Nov 04, 2015

Hannysmilez:
Hello e-buddy,its been a while. Busy much?

Hi. Yea it is. A little, just have a few things to tidy up. Exams will soon start and my kids have A's to make.

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