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Olochedavido:
Support to pay unemployed 5k Dem reject. Na dis matter hungry Dem to talk.

No mind them. After they move the motion to censor all pornographic material on social media, they will be busy doing the real pornography in their hotel rooms.

Talk about misplaced priorities.

PunkyVeer:
Somalians But most have rat teeth lol. I feel you on the Ethiopians though. They're HOT. I knew one called Teddy & OMG...

That's not true. I dated one. She doesn't have 'rat teeth' neither does her cousins.

As for "They're Hot" Meeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hian! All this is totally irreverent. Honestly, its starting to sound like a broken record. I'll always say this: "Know Thyself". Anybody who fail to know his/herself will always find his/herself at the receiving end of such nonsense like what the OP posted.

Honestly, threads like this makes me question the sanity of the OP.

obontami:
My brother u are very correct, women want affection, attention,generosity and your calmness,but they aint got none of these attributes .

For example me and one of my side gf are currently not in good terms, because she accuse me of talking to her rudely on phone. This is the person that tOld me on phone she wanna talk to me about something, I told her to come to my crib that I'm aroundn the bittch accuse me of talking to own high pitch voice, I later call her like 3times she refuse to pick the phone, I also stop calling her. This same bittch has messed up a couple of times that I just let go as a gentle man. {Me wey get another 2 gf's aside her I never even talk about my loyal ass olosho's out there}


What I'm trying to say is that ladies want to be pampered even if they do something wrong, but they go hard on men whenever the men did something that can be settle amicably

Na so. Later they'll come here and start opening threads up and down.

NgeneUkwenu:
They are very dumb! Amaechi. Kemi Adeosun and Fashola, given their portfolios are the Engine room of the Change Government...

Of course we all wait for TonyeBarcanista and Mizmycoli to come up with their false truth and half baked lies about this appointments.

Lordave:
With the history of poor, erratic and unsteady power supply associated with past governments, even Maitama residents would be anticipating the APC trademark 'Change' to sweep across the ministry of power and somehow or anyhow solve the problem of nonexistent power supply in most parts of the country.
Alas, Buhari, today decided to name former Lagos State governor, Mr Raji Babatunde Fashola as the minister of merged former Ministries of Power, Works and Housing.
From a progressive perspective every sensible Nigerian would agree that this is a very big mistake from our president. The ministry of Work and Housing alone is a deserving ministry for a person of Fashola's calibre and administrative prowess to pilot, likewise Power. Heading the Ministry of Works and Housing in Nigeria is very cumbersome and almost equivalent to the numerous tasks he faced as the Governor of Lagos State were he had commissioners who were accountable to him, let alone Power being added to this workload of a Portfolio.
I'm tempted to ask, did Buhari seek advice and make proper consultation before handing these merged portfolio to Mr Fashola? If he did, what were his findings? Which people supported his merging of these ministries?(they should be named so we can know those who indirectly oppose our progress)
In a nutshell, it was unexpected, unprogressive, nonsensical and most especially, unacceptable merging of this work laden ministries and handing it over to one man considering the immediate change Nigerians are expecting in the power sector. Buhari should separate this ministries and make Mr Fashola a minister to one of them.

It would be inevitable hearing APC faithfuls say, "after all it is merged ministry, and as such presents a herculean task to the government in bringing a reasonable level of change to what we had in the previous administrations who are responsible for the majority of ruins in the ministries.

WE DO NOT WANT EXCUSES!

I believe Fashola to be a man of repute, so, if he can not handle the herculean task given to him by PMB, he should say so and let PMB look for another...

Truthfully speaking, I believe its a mistake to merge the ministry of works and power together, both ministry are very sensitive. I look forward and hope that PMB and Fashola will allay our doubts by showing he can handle what is given him.

Monorail is the only thing those twitters users can say? Was even believing they're going to start saying how corrupt he is without having any evidence to back up their claim.

lagmostkuit:
So I had to make up this list after some research works done!
Here are some annoying boyfriend habit I and some girls actually hate.

• When they act like they are "alpha"
Women hate it when men think they run the show and start acting like it. Every relationship is about equality, no man should have any authority over the woman they're dating, that's not what love is and that's not how relationships work.


•When they start keeping checks.
This is actually true, my friend kept on complaining bout how her boyfriend keep constant check on her activities, who she is hanging out with, what she does in her free time etc. Haba! This is something girls hate!

•When they stare at other girls.
Some guys would be like "boys will be boys", but no, that shouldn't be the justification for anything, if you love your girl, don't make her feel like someone else is better than her, she should be the prettiest and hottetst in your eyes.

•When they don't pay attention.
This really gets women upset. Men! Men!! Men!!! Pay attention to your lady, don't make her feel under appreciated.

•When he lies about his budget.
Smh for men . Imagine what would happen if a girlfriend asks her boyfriend for money and he tells her that he's living on some crazy budget, the next day he goes out and buys himself an iPhone 6

•Not returning calls.
Beht why? Men can be careless about managing calls and texts and that annoys their girlfriends extremely.

•Encouraging you to become best friends with his. Closet female friend even when you have nothing in common.
Shoro niyen

•When they threaten their girlfriend with olosho because she refused him sex.
Guys and Iranu sha

Source: lagmostkuit

Lalasticlala biko!

Number 1. Every man has this alpha complex, he believe himself primus interparas. A man who doesn't have the alpha complex is a classic wuss!. Even though relationship is about equality, everybody knows in a relationship, some partners are more equal than others. LOL.

Number 2. Well, I'll say only a man who doesn't love/like you will not keep check on you. I mean, why should I give a f*#k over someone I don't care about? Just because I f*# you doesn't mean I should check on you. So when you see me checking on you, then its a clear sign that I CARE.

Number 3. Yes "boys will be boys" but I aint a boy. Men love to stare at women with a pretty face or very good assets. I will not lie, I STARE. Come to think of it, why should I even stare at something that's not lookable or pretty? Women still find it hard to understand that almost all pretty/naturally endowed girl is like a meal men want love to eat. Or haven't you ladies, despite when you use an Iphone 6 and you see another girl with Iphone 6 plus, don't you share at the Iphone 6 plus and wish its all yours? That's how pretty ladies or ladies with assets are with most guys. If you're a guy and you deny this point, YOU DEY LIE!!!

Number 4. If your boyfriend or man doesn't pay attention to you, then its the perfect time for you to SHUT THA F*#K UP! Or look for something interesting to say.

Number 5. He lies about his budget because he knows you're a classic vampire. I mean, what's wrong if he buys himself an Iphone 6? He obviously lied because he wanted to buy himself the phone, and if he gives you what you asked, he might not even be able to afford the phone anymore, besides, must you ask for money? Is your boyfriend your father? LMAO!.

Number 6. If he doesn't return your calls better start looking for your next...

Number 7. I have nothing to say.

Number 8. Yes ke! Why not if not!. You don't want to give me sex and you're asking for money? Shey ori e pe? LMAO.

Men I'm really high... Obontami, FTBOY, betapapa abi I lie?.

HURRAY!!!. That's all I can say.

PunkyVeer:


Little being the operative word here.

Well it might be the dominant word if you want it to be, its in your hands.

So care to shed a little more light?

PunkyVeer:
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Morning punk! Is that a little chunk of ass I see in that picture?