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PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Returns From Commonwealth Assignment (photo) by joseph1832(m): 1:06pm On Nov 01, 2015
hinwazaka:
By the time I arrange Aiye men to f**k up your bloody seventeen life you will know your level. Stup1d Jew.
Abeg shut up joor!.
RomanceRe: Is It Being A Real Woma, Or Its Foolishly Selling Yourself Short? by joseph1832(m): 10:10am On Nov 01, 2015
NinaNigeria:
Why do ladies always tolerate so much in relationships? Is it because we are too loving or is it because we are too scared of moving on. We tolerate lies and cheats. Even when he impreginates someone out there, a woman will still be with him. Even if she finds unused condoms under his pillow after her absence for a few days, and he claims that he does not know how they got there, claiming that maybe his brother, who was helping him move the bed, found them under the bed den put the there, even wen she finds crazy messages from his phone, den he claims his friend borrowed his fone. Even wen he hates taking your calls, but always promises married. Are we stupid? Is this how a woman shud be or are we selling ourselves short?whats the real way ladies and gentlemen, plz do tell
So in your myopic and generalized mind all women behave this way?. Bloody marvelous!.
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 11:17pm On Oct 31, 2015
Hannysmilez:
Unfortunately,most people are ignorant of these. I was talking to someone about this the other day and she said "Ignorance is bliss." The Magic is also a nice one.
I'm one those lucky enough to have learnt from the experience of others. I didn't wait for life to teach me personally.
Yes in a way, "ignorance is bliss" its like two side of a coin. I've learnt terrible lessons from life, and I've also learnt from other people's experience. Experience is the best teacher they say, but only when you survive that experience! That's something they forget to say. That's why I tell people that 'trust' is a luxury I really can't afford.
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 10:56pm On Oct 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
:Dam the one op,search no moresmiley
LOL!. You're welcome.
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 10:53pm On Oct 31, 2015
Hannysmilez:
Yeah,you've read the laws of power?
I've read all the laws of power. Frankly, life thought me most of them. But what tickled my fancy was Ronda Bryne's "The Secret". The law of attraction isn't something one should trifle with.
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 10:26pm On Oct 31, 2015
Hannysmilez:
I ran through it and its really entertaining. I find your honesty and unbiased attitude refreshing.
Someone said "Be the change you want to see" and you obviously have begun as seen with the way you handled the pupils. I think its a good thing you began the diary,hoping to read more about "The One."
LOL. I stopped writing the diary. I really don't think its a nice idea putting your life online, especially when you're as vociferous as me. LOL. There are people who make it their habit to use it against you. And if there's one golden rule I've learnt, its never give anyone any reason to point a finger at you.

PunkyVeer:
Whoo, it's gonna be a long night! By "all", I didn't mean everybody's relationships. However, I'm sure everyone have high hopes with every new relationship but in the end, things don't always turn out as expected...most of the time. Or am I wrong?
You're partly wrong and partly right. Read my poem "yin and yang". You'll understand.
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 9:39pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I didn't say my beliefs were your beliefs. What do you think I asked your view for? Unlike some people, I'm aware that we aren't all wired the same, hence I will never impose my opinion on someone else.

Anyway, I see your point on the "the one" issue. And meh, all relationships imo start off feeling like something special, only to flop like a soufflè in the end
Temper temper your majesty. LOL.

'All relationships" you say? That sound like you're generalizing. Lemme borrow dygeasy's signature here: "the trick isn't falling in love, but staying in love". Not all relationship start off feeling like something special and indeed, not all start off with the special feeling. So the trick is making those moments count. Remember, love is a feeling. Like almost every feeling, it must be nurtured, lemme borrow texanomaly's signature: "children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get".

So your opinions are your opinions, but, that doesn't make them a standard truth. I believe you get what I'm saying?.

Hannysmilez:
All righty ho!
Don't fail to lemme know your thoughts!. LOL.
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 9:18pm On Oct 31, 2015
Hannysmilez:
Keep searching ehn,I'm sure you'd find her.
Read my diary, it will enlighten you. grin
Poems For ReviewRe: 2015 Nairaland Poetry Award( Discussion Thread) by joseph1832(m): 9:09pm On Oct 31, 2015
Interesting, and very illuminating.
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 9:07pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
How is "annoying" ever a compliment? Whatever.

As beautiful as that piece is, if that's really what you're searching for, then I think you're in for a rude awakening, pal tongue I don't believe the woman/man of our dreams exists. They're as real as the little green man. A few people may embody just SOME of his/her qualities though. Does that mean we should dismiss them just because they're not the total package? I think not. What's your take on "the one"? Just curious.

SN: I heard Halle Berry is currently on her 3rd divorce. Love truly is elusive. It doesn't make sense for someone as beautiful as her, to be separated this many times. So in the end, I guess it's really not about looks but something else. What? IDK.
In poetry, there is something call poetic device. Saying you're annoying is just a compressed simile (metaphor) thus, I just meant you're challenging. Or haven't you met that person that challenges you in an annoying way? Yet you still like them and habor them no ill will or grudge?.

Your beliefs are not my beliefs, you believe the woman/man of your dreams don't exist, I believe they do. I know because I've seen, so I believe.

My take on 'the one' is simple: they exist, just because we haven't met/seen them, doesn't mean they're not out there, and sometimes when we see/find them, we can't be together with them, because LIFE usually have its own way of happening,

Now Halle Berry is another case entirely, love didn't elude her, she just wants to eat her cake and have it (something every woman tend to want) only she and she alone will know what she's looking for in a man. The truth is, when you find that man, will you now choose to separate from him just because he offended you? Or did something worth not forgiven? So the way I see it, what can't we forgive?. Halle Berry did not take time to ask herself what she wants in a man. That's why she keeps getting divorced.
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Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 8:08pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Wow, this is a beautiful piece, Joseph, even though it says I'm annoying angry
Thanks for liking it, and my name isn't Joseph. But really, you're annoying, not as an insult, but as a compliment. tongue

LaraiBoluwaji:
Take mud and mould her cheesy
I just might do that. Sincerely, when I'm done molding her, I hope she doesn't look like you though. grin LOL.

LaraiBoluwaji:
And one who is as fare as Kachisbarbie

*fair*
Yes as 'fare' as Karchisbarbie. The word is a verb, not a noun.
RomanceRe: Two Romancelanders I Wish Could Get Married by joseph1832(m): 7:27pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Up for grabs for what? Lol, you do know I'm in a relationship, right? I've not hidden that fact here.
Bla bla bla, blo blo blo, he he he, ha ha ha. tonguetonguetongue

As a standard principle. I don't believe everything I read online. gringringrin
Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op): 7:17pm On Oct 31, 2015
Timpaker, please don't call me a specialist. LOL.
Poems For ReviewTo Whom It May Concern. by joseph1832(op):
I need a girl,
Not any girl,
But the girl,
One who is as bright as the sun
And as white as the moon.
One that smell like the sweet fragrance
Of cherry blossoms, filling into the sky,
On a mid summer afternoon.


I need a girl,
Not any girl,
But the girl,
One who is as beautiful as Aphrodite,
And as fierce and feisty as Athena.
One who will make my heart quake
Like an earthquake, each time I look
Upon her raging beauty and fierce feature.


I need a girl,
Not any girl,
But the girl,
One who is as erudite as Adichie,
And as rugged and resilient as Akunyili,
One who will not fail to show me my errors,
Should I fail to see it in the mirror,
Because beauty without brains in a woman,
Is a total and classic waste of space.


I need a girl,
Not any girl,
But the girl,
One who is as busty as Tohpahz,
And as curvy and stout as Rokiatu,
One who is as dark and assy as Montezz,
And one who is as fare as Kachisbarbie,
One who is as appealing as hannysmilez,
And one who is as annoying as punkyVeer.


Yes I need a girl,
But not any girl,
But the very girl,
The girl who will make me dream beyond dream,
And make my voice echo from soul to soul,
The girl who isn't afraid of being another Sodom and Gomorrah,
And the girl who is at the same time, not afraid of being my veritable joy,
The girl who represents all that is the sacred feminine: wife, mother, sex and goddess.


Yes I need a girl,
Not any girl ,
But the very girl.
But will I ever find her?....
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RomanceRe: Two Romancelanders I Wish Could Get Married by joseph1832(m): 7:08pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I could receive/see them, but couldn't open & read them.

Anyway, that's all sorted now since yesterday tongue
I must say, the embolden is a very lovely way of letting me know you're still up for grabs.tonguetonguetongue LMFAO.
RomanceRe: Two Romancelanders I Wish Could Get Married by joseph1832(m): 6:59pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Then you must be gay. Why do you keep sending me pms if you think I'm a guy? Tsk tsk tsk.
Pardon me, but I thought you said your pm don't work? gringringrin
RomanceRe: Ten (10) Reasons Why (married) Men Cheat: by joseph1832(m): 4:40pm On Oct 31, 2015
OP your reasons seem as a matter of fact. However, it might burst your bubble that the reasons you listed aren't even among the reason why some married men cheat on their wives.

This question is a very big conundrum because the reason why married men cheat on their wives is unique to each one of them.
TravelRe: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by joseph1832(m): 4:12pm On Oct 31, 2015
llaykorn:
I wasn't trying to play with words; I was actually questioning his words on the triangle not existing.
Okay bro.
TravelRe: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by joseph1832(m): 4:10pm On Oct 31, 2015
Pidggin:
Atheist will be silent on these mysteries grin grin

In Patience Jonathan's voice "There is God o"
And do the mysteries signify the presence of 'God' in them? To me, t brings the whole thing of it under more scrutiny.
TravelRe: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by joseph1832(m): 3:57pm On Oct 31, 2015
llaykorn:
Bermuda doesn't exist? grin
Come off it bro, you know he very well meant Bermuda Triangle.

Now that's something that has piqued my curiosity for a very long time now.
RomanceRe: Can A Guy and a lady be "Just Friends"? by joseph1832(m): 2:18pm On Oct 31, 2015
To me it depends on what the OP mean by 'friends' because to me, I just can't be friends with anybody. My friends are those that are like me. So if a girl isn't like me, there's no way in hell we can be friends.
CelebritiesRe: Sexy African Babe Shared These Photos On Social Media To Get Followers (photos) by joseph1832(m): 2:08pm On Oct 31, 2015
Hannysmilez:
I'd say black but I heard black isn't a color so its definitely green. I don't dig bump shorts wether 'outrageous' or 'normal.'
Hmm. A guardian in the making, intriguing.

At this point I'll have to give up on guessing what else you like, because I wouldn't want to be guessing too much thereby offending you. grin

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