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RomanceRe: For $3 Million, Would You .... by joseph1832(m): 12:14am On Oct 11, 2015
Teeboy22:
For $3 million, would you spend an entire year
naked?


cc; lalasticlala, ishilove
Why not if not! If Diezani can steal and people still applaud and she's not even ashamed then why won't I go naked and feel good about it and at the end, get 3 million dolls?

Remember, 3 million dolls aint 3 million naira.
IslamRe: Words Of Wisdom Of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) by joseph1832(m): 11:56pm On Oct 10, 2015
bookceleb:
1. "Kill those who are not
Christian or Jewish: You must
kill those who worship another
god. Exodus 22:20
..............................
2. Kill any friend or family that
worship a god that is different
than your own. Deuteronomy
13:6-10
..............................
3. Kill all the inhabitants of any
city where you find people that
worship differently than you.
Deuteronomy 13:12-16
..............................
4. Kill everyone who has
religious views that are
different than your own.
Deuteronomy 17:2-7
..............................
5. Kill anyone who refuses to
listen to a priest. Deuteronomy
17:12-13
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6. Kill any false prophets.
Deuteronomy 18:20
..............................
7. Any city that doesn’t receive
the followers of Jesus will be
destroyed in a manner even
more savage than that of
Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark
6:11
..............................
8. Matthew 10:34-36 - "Do not
think that I came to bring
peace on the earth; I did not
come to bring peace, but a
sword. 35 "For I came to set a
man against his father, and a
daughter against her mother,
and a daughter-in-lawagainst
her mother-in-law; 36 "...and a
man’s enemies will be the
members of his household."
..............................
9. Luke 12:51,52 - "Do you
suppose that I came to grant
peace on earth? I tell you, no,
but rather division; 52 "for
from now on five members in
one
household will be divided,
three against two, and two
against three..."
..............................
9. Luke 22:36- "And He said to
them, "But now, let him who
has a purse take it along,
likewise also a bag, and let him
who has no sword sell his robe
and buy one.
You are in no position to attack any religion because your religion too speak of killing innocent people just because they don't share the same faith with you.
IslamRe: Words Of Wisdom Of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) by joseph1832(m): 11:51pm On Oct 10, 2015
Midolian is this true? http://quran.com/9/5 I hard to google it to know if the wording are true.

What interpretation is given here to ascertain the ambush of polytheist? Empiree I need assistance here.
PoliticsRe: Enough Of The Theatrics, Go To Court Amaechi Tells Wike by joseph1832(m): 9:56pm On Oct 10, 2015
Amaechi has said it all, "go to court". Let them produce evidence to assert their claims, its not simple and if the evidence provided proved that Amaechi is indeed guilty, let him face the consequences of his actions.
PoliticsRe: A Letter To Mr President Of Nigeria by joseph1832(m): 9:27pm On Oct 10, 2015
Emilord:
bro,i can fully appreciate your worries in regards to the behaviour of few youth that have manned top positions in the past,but even at that,one cannot assume that there are no longer good youths in Nigeria. I can tell you,we are not worse than the old men that have been manning the affairs of this this country in the recent past. Youth atleast need representation. Thanks
Brother, I feel you, but you know the corrupt youth who occupy those position of note will never allow anyone who want to change the status quo to get into that post.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Panel Of Inquiry Indicts Former Governor Amaechi, Others by joseph1832(m):
Its funny how this report emerged when Amaechi was nominated to be a minister.

However, if he is found wanting, he should face the music. No friend or favor! The sword of justice should pierce whoever is found guilty of corruption! Plain and simple!
PoliticsRe: Ladies Struggling To Take A Selfie With Osinbajo (pic) by joseph1832(m): 8:54pm On Oct 10, 2015
anonimi:
Ok. No problem.
I will let you continue your boot-licking job of those who DEPRIVE you & us turning their 200 million mumu fellow citizens into DEPRAVED people crossing the desert and Mediterranean Sea to become oyinbo SLAVES. Classic case of the fool that is thirsty in the abundance of water.




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Dude, you're not only stewpid but a first class ignoramus!.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News : DSP ALAMIEYESIGHA Dead by joseph1832(m): 8:52pm On Oct 10, 2015
Atk1nson:
don't mind d weakling. how much sympathy did they show to people who die needlessly due to the poor state of our healthcare, or due to poverty, or the poor state of our education system.

until we treat them like china does or ghana did, we will remain a poor country in d midst of abundance
Unfortunately, people like Mizmycoli and her political philistine associates as well as the vaudeville of pundits, not forgetting the economic chichidodos will never listen.

They have allowed themselves to be slave to their emotion and sentiment thus making them unable to reason properly. When the Immigration Job Scam happened, we didn't see them spreading sentiment to the deceased, nope! They were busy supporting the administration etc.

Yeye people!.
PoliticsRe: Ladies Struggling To Take A Selfie With Osinbajo (pic) by joseph1832(m): 8:48pm On Oct 10, 2015
Bitterleafsoup:
My uncle grows and freezes chicken in Ibadan and his business increased by 200% I am glad you brought that up. He went from just our family working to 67 bew employees. 12 children graduated from the University of Ibadan and Lagos because of this ban on frozen chicken. My maternal mothers home was impacted drastically because of the farming initiative.

Did GEJ promise to make 1 dollar to 1ngn?
The middle class increased by 60% and I got a great job under him working for a multi national company.
When US refuse to sell weapons he still beat Boko Harem back. Since he left office they have increased the killings times 10 the biased media is not blastering it like they were before. More people have died in four months compared to two years of GEJ should I start comparing how January February March you barely heard anything again but your President promised in 2 Months he would get rid of them not knowing that the movement had spread beyond what GMB and the other elites put in place. If you did bot benefit from GEJ is because you are a very lazy person living a lie.

Just the increase of a middle class alone and the attraction of foreign investment that increased employment makes all you typed trash
. You people are wicked!
My dear I'm sorry to say that it is you who is wicked! Wicked in the sense that because you got a job under GEJ you can't find any fault in him and his actions.

Now your first point in can not understand, you speak of GEJ defeating Boko Haram, but did you ask yourself why he waited till election time before he muster the balls to tackle them head on?.

Please I urge you to count the number of killing during PMB administration and compare it to GEJ administration. At least now in PMB's administration no army officer have rebelled or mutiny and we've not seen the military running helter shelter when Boko Haram came to town.

Now the embolden is truly hilarious! I bet you heard how SURE-P and YOUWIN was used to scam Nigerians and enrich the pockets of many?...

My dear, the only benefit I crave from any government is the basic amenities of life, good roads and avoidable power supply, I don't need to kiss anybody's ass for this do I?.
PoliticsRe: Ladies Struggling To Take A Selfie With Osinbajo (pic) by joseph1832(m): 6:50pm On Oct 10, 2015
anonimi:
Innoson employed NO Nigerian. As in ZERO Nigerian was employed.
Happy now huh

Then when we call you APCheat supporters zombies under the influence of broom-induced juju una go dey hala, dey vex like person wey dem put pepper for im blokos shocked



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Dude! Back thA Bleep off!.
CelebritiesRe: Helen Paul And Gordons: Ay Carries Helen Paul Off The Stage by joseph1832(m): 6:48pm On Oct 10, 2015
This reminds me of Modenine and Muna, with Muna dissing Modenine.

Ay should have let them tug it out and see who will triumph just to know who is better at yabbing!.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News : DSP ALAMIEYESIGHA Dead by joseph1832(m): 6:43pm On Oct 10, 2015
MizMyColi:


Its your business! People like you are allergic to the truth! You have allowed tribal/religious sentiment to rape you to the point that you can no longer discern right from wrong! Truth from lies.

As long as something doesn't suit your tribal/religious belief, its wrong and can not be accepted by you. People like you are the problem with this country.

I once thought our politicians are the cause of our misery, but I now know that the likes of you are at the fore front of it!.
PoliticsRe: Ladies Struggling To Take A Selfie With Osinbajo (pic) by joseph1832(m): 6:38pm On Oct 10, 2015
Bitterleafsoup:
1. Agriculture began to boom under GEJ term. So much that Forbes magazine featured the minister not once but twice.
2. Stoping the tens of thousands of ghost workers from draining the treasure.
3. Baning imports of rice and other products that increased employees in the work force as well boosted our economies.
4. Rebased our economy and paved the way for billions of dollars to come into our economy through foreigners investing.
5.Set up schools for the poorest in the country as a strategy to eradicate ignorance which leads to terrorism.
6.Brought in car manufacturing companies like Nissian and funded indigenous companies like Innosan which created employment and exporting opportunites.
7. Took the corruption out of the agriculture sector by computerizing the system and taking out the middle man so that seeds, machines etc would become accessible to even the poorest farmer.
8.Brought in weather equipment and other technolgy to moderenize the Aviation sector. Built new and remodeled old airports that have not been maintained for years.
9.Privatized the power sector , now it has led an increase in power supply. Built new dams and other revitlized equipment in the sector.
10. Made use of the mines and mineral resources that were barely thought of in other administrations.
Should I keep going? Just let me know.
1. How did all this affect you personally dear? Because I still remember under GEJ N50 tomato was sold at just three. And a tuber of yam was N400.

2. The ghost workers you speak of, I bet that didn't stop Abba Moro from killing Nigerians during the Immigration Job Scam.

3. Just like they banned the importation of frozen Turkey and Chicken right?

4. Did that make the Naira equal to the dollar?

5. Did that stop Boko Haram from completely humiliating our military beyond recognition?.

6. How many Nigerians did Innoson employ? Did it suddenly quell the unemployment scourge in Nigeria?.

7. Yes that I remember, buy phones for farmers to use to browse modern fertilizers in the world. Kindly state the number of farmers that benefited from this.

8. Hmm, yet that didn't stop Oduah from being herself right? And it didn't stop Dana Air and others from falling from the sky did it?.

9. Please, are you for real? Privatize the power sector? How did that even benefit you! By GEJ doing so did you have 24 hours power supply? And did it stop the new company from issuing Nigerians with crazy bills?.

10. How did that improve the life of the common Nigerian man dear.

Once again, how did all this affect the common man on the street of Nigeria?.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Do Blacks Disrespect Ben Carson? by joseph1832(m): 6:25pm On Oct 10, 2015
Seun:
It goes beyond that. Obama and Clinton are also Christians, but that hasn't stopped them from listening to the right experts, embracing common sense, and being sensitive to people going through painful experiences.
Obama and Clinton aren't the 'usual' christian bro. They aint the typical pastors are they? And I sure know their own brand of christianity doesn't equate taking the overdose of drug (christianity) to the point that any opinion contrary to theirs and their belief is null and void!.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News : DSP ALAMIEYESIGHA Dead by joseph1832(m): 6:21pm On Oct 10, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
I think APC has the highest number of psychiatric patients
And the PDP has the highest number of dumb mofos.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News : DSP ALAMIEYESIGHA Dead by joseph1832(m): 6:18pm On Oct 10, 2015
MizMyColi:
Just shut up already!
What is wrong with you.

What kind of mannerless heartless crass brazenly disgusting sycophancy do you display.

The news of a dead man trickles in and all you can think of is Uk?

Your case is currently first in line on Angel Gabriel's table.
Comments like this makes me believe that sentiment is the bane of us all in Nigeria.

I guess the she should direct the same sentiment to Osama Bin Laden and Abubakar Shekau when he is dead and buried.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Do Blacks Disrespect Ben Carson? by joseph1832(m): 6:11pm On Oct 10, 2015
Seun:
Ben Carson is willfully ignorant about far too many things. He would make an awful president, making decisions based on his convictions rather than facts and only taking advice from non-mainstream "experts" who share his wacky beliefs.
That is exactly the workings/thinking of the christian mind!. Never facts, but beliefs based on ancient dogmas and religious/superstitious beliefs.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Is Innocent: Lets Pray For Her by joseph1832(m): 6:07pm On Oct 10, 2015
EgusiSoup:
I think it's better you shut-up for a minute.
And I believe you're just a ranter who have no sense of decency.

Provide evidence, you're here saying I should shut up? Please don't lemme unleash my bankai on you.
PoliticsRe: Ladies Struggling To Take A Selfie With Osinbajo (pic) by joseph1832(m): 5:13pm On Oct 10, 2015
Bitterleafsoup:
Is that a selfie? No that was an interview smh...
This is why they can get away with doing nothing for almost 200 days. (See mumus above me)
Ordinary Minister List four months after being in office is celebration.
1 page Power Point Presentation becomes a proof of policy in place. What is the country turning into?
At this juncture I am forced to ask you what the past administration did?. You complain of the present administration being slow, kindly tell me how fast the past administration was in implementing policies and list the achievements of the past administration that has affected your life personally.

I await your response madam.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Is Innocent: Lets Pray For Her by joseph1832(m): 5:09pm On Oct 10, 2015
Bitterleafsoup:
No you have it backwards the current administration works for the UK and US government. If you were following events for the past 6 years you will notice how GEJ was working closely with China he stop so many imports to build local industry, such as rice and dramatically up the price of importing cars to build the manufacturing in Nigeria.How in July the contracts with Shell and others expired, and Buhari renewed them in the same language where GEJ said that they have to partner with Indigenous Corporations ti continue drilling off shores. You people really are blind to what is really going on.
Excuse me madam, since you're the all seeing one, Kindly tell us what is 'really' going on since you now have access to information more than the Nigerian government.

Please I await your insight into the going ons in the polity.
PoliticsRe: A Letter To Mr President Of Nigeria by joseph1832(m): 5:01pm On Oct 10, 2015
Emilord, at this stage we need not concern ourselves with whether the youth of this country weren't included in the ministerial list of PMB.

I tell you that to me, many of the youth have already failed, I mean, take a good look at the number one body that represent the youth in Nigeria (NANS) and see what they're doing will make you almost weep.

I believe you heard the tale of parliament members of a federal university allocating millions to themselves just to make phone calls?.

Brother, believe me when I tell you that the youth of modern day Nigeria are much much worse than our leaders, and the ones who are good/better are too scared to show themselves.

So to include a youth in this stage means you want to throw unnecessary responsibility (which they can't handle) on them. Look at the country today and see what majority of the youth are doing and tell me if there is anything to write about. Many youth who occupy position(s) of authority use it to loot like no mans business.

That's why to me, I really don't care who occupies what position and what sex, religion or age they are, what I need to know is "can they do they job?" Plain and simple.

Brother, the sooner we start telling ourselves the truth and asking the right questions, the better it will be for us all.
RomanceRe: Ten Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Girls..... by joseph1832(m): 4:44pm On Oct 10, 2015
Omotayor123:
Abeg leave my friend alone. She's a virgin cheesy
I've don her alone oh. She's in the hands of midolian.

What about you? Are you a V? wink
PoliticsRe: Diezani Is Innocent: Lets Pray For Her by joseph1832(m): 4:42pm On Oct 10, 2015
EgusiSoup:
Good day all,

Sequel to the recent political witch hunt that have trailed our ex-minister of Petroleum in the guise of corruption investigations, I would like to categorically postulate that those bent on bringing this lovely, beautiful, and kind woman to her knees will never succeed.

Here is a woman who has been recognized all over the world as a game changer in the oil and gas sector, a woman the world appointed to be the OPEC chairman inspite of numerous challenges and hurdles limiting women in terms of gender discrimination, a woman of class, respect and dexterity.

If my hero, Deziani Alison-Madueke is corrupt as these Northern cabals say, why has OPEC not relieved her of her appointment?? Where is the evidence that she is what they say she is? They may try to paint her as a devil but the only statement I have in her defence is that "he who is without sin should cast the first stone"

I have decided to go on a one month dry fasting on her behalf and I plead with all well meaning nairalanders to join me in this fast as we intercede for this living legend.

Please join me.



#EgusiSoup

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Friedplantain
Lalasticlala
Bitterleafsoup
Redoil
Beremx
Obiagelli
GoatandYamTheory
Stupidity
Cleverly
Cramjones
The likes of you are the main reason why Nigeria is the way it is.

I guess the U.K government now work for the Nigerian government right.
PoliticsRe: False Statements PDP Wailers Attribute To PMB Debunked by joseph1832(m): 3:10pm On Oct 10, 2015
And the so called PDP sympathizers said the APC likes spreading propaganda!

I mean with all the bad politics the PDP played during the last election, I guess we now know who spread propaganda!.
RomanceRe: Ten Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Girls..... by joseph1832(m): 3:02pm On Oct 10, 2015
Funjosh:
Pastor Jo, Midolian is a gentle man and Aminat508 is also a gentle Lady so leave both of them alone tongue
Guy abeg go boil beans. grin

midolian:
My aminat is stil a proud virgin though. She wants to keep it that way till the deal day and I am unwilling to endure till that day. grin
How are you sure? Seeing is believing you know. LOL.
RomanceRe: Ten Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Girls..... by joseph1832(m): 2:40pm On Oct 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
I no know say u like kitty-cat like this cheesy
LMAO. Bros you don see person wey no like better thing? gringringrin
RomanceRe: Ten Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Girls..... by joseph1832(m): 2:29pm On Oct 10, 2015
Aminat508:
grin grin grin
Dey there dey laugh na. tongue tongue tongue

Midolian, bros you dey fail oh. How come Aminat is still a virgin? Eh? How come bros. LmAo. gringringrin
RomanceRe: Ten Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Girls..... by joseph1832(m): 2:21pm On Oct 10, 2015
Aminat508:
Joseph1832 kilode? Fimile Oooo


We rock cool
Fimile kor, fimile nii!. Where do you guys rock? In Olomo Rock, Aso Rock or Zuma Rock? tongue
RomanceRe: Ten Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Girls..... by joseph1832(m): 2:13pm On Oct 10, 2015
Omotayor123:
All in all... Let the Virgins in the house abstain from having Boyfriends. grin

Cc. Aminat508, Oyind17, jollyjoy, missmary, misspicy, nickkylawve, ammyluv2002, EroticAngelina, Adeh39, Twaci....
Yes its that simple. Don't have boyfriends, but the so called virgins will never listen. You see them chasing/lusting after boys....

You know you're a virgin and you know you don't want to have sex with a boy, then why accept to be his girlfriend in the first place? When you know the issue of sex will always come up? You think the guy will hold hands and sing kumbaya with you?

Any girl who knows she's a virgin should really avoid dating, its that simple, better still, date a guy who will not bother you about sex and when you find that the guy is f*#king another girl, don't blink an eye lid because you never gave him what the next girl is giving him. Its that simple, you can not eat your cake and have it.

That's why when I ask a girl out, I let her know sex is an integral part of our relationship, if she says no sex because she's a virgin or she doesn't want to have sex and she's not a virgin, then, bye bye to her. I don't have time for celibate relationship, or do I look like a reverend father. grin

That's why majority of this so called virgins are just deceiving themselves.

Aminat508:
present

#Teamvirgin# cool
Abeg make me hear word joor! tongue

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha roflwkmd cheesy


Now let's do a survey


Guys, click like if you like virgin ladies, click share if they don't interest you
Well I clicked like and I shared it, why because I like virgin ladies and two, they don't interest me when they start that their yeye "I don't want to have sex because I'm a virgin" and "I am keeping my virginity for my husband". As if the yeye husband bother to keep him virginity for them!.

Nonsense and Ingredient!. gringringrin
RomanceRe: The 4 Main Human Butt Shape (PIX) by joseph1832(m): 11:39am On Oct 10, 2015
Check this out....

PoliticsRe: Salary And Allowances Of NASS Members Revealed At Last - Vanguard by joseph1832(m): 8:43am On Oct 10, 2015
What manner of nonsense is this? Nigerian law makers are among the least paid in world? So? Tell me, a teacher who taught for 30 years does he/she go home with 5 million Naira as gratuity? And how much is their monthly pension?

Please and please this nonsense must stop. The daily robbery of funds by our law makers is getting too much, imagine the allowances they receive. While all they do is just talk! And all a teacher do also is talk!. So someone tell me what is this nonsense about!

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