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Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 2:29pm On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
You have the same birthday as an ex of mine. Enough said lol. No wonder you sound so suave, Libra men have style.

Yeah, you have something "extra" & spicy for a Libra dude

LOL. I'm who I am ma'am, I really don't know how to be someone else or how to pretend. I speak my mind, its just me.

I never ever considered myself suave or "extra" & spicy, but I do know I have this ability is saying it fair and square.

But still thanks for the compliment. You're cool yourself. It takes someone "extra" & spicy to hold me in a conversation. So might I say the feeling is mutual? grin

Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha’s Tomb In Amassoma (Photos) - Sony Neme by joseph1832(m): 2:16pm On Oct 15, 2015

Hian! Even Dangote will not be buried in a place like that, and some people are writing epistle that the deceased didn't loot anything.

If its true that building there is Alamaeyesegha's tomb, then we all know what he truly was before the reaper paid he a visit.

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 1:56pm On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. I sense you have a kind of an edge to you. I hope you don't find my next question weird but which month & date were you born? I'm into astrology as a hobbie hence that kind of info interests me

An edge? LOL. Well you might not be far from the truth. I'm a Nigerian, born, bred and groomed here in Nigeria.

I was born in September, 25th to be precise, in the very very early eighties.

Romance › Re: The Gifts Issue by joseph1832(m): 1:51pm On Oct 15, 2015

younghartz:
Am a student. 300l

300 level and 21 years old, then I'll tell you to focus on graduating and find a job. This is Nigeria bro.

At this stage, you should plan on building a long lasting relationship, hour parents don't need to know about you guys until when you're financially able.

If she refuse your gift, be sure to ask her why, because for one who truly loves you, I see no reason why she should be refusing your gifts.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 1:41pm On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Hahaha. He must have Italian tastebuds then. The Italians like their drinks very strong & bitter, like their Grappa. It's too strong. When I used to work at an Italian restaurant in my college days, the Grappa was my friend. Only one shot of it & you'll be doing cartwheels It's very potent & gets one tipsy in no time.

Hmmm, you have sophisticated tastes lol. Think it's suiting to call you a black James Bond. That's some posh stuff. Or rather manly drinks. So you aren't the cocktail type? Too girly?

At the embolden, LMAO. Now that's a plus. I never considered myself a spy nor a womanizer for that matter. I've always seen 007 as a classic wussy! In fact he is e pluribus unum LOL.

Cocktails aren't really my thing, not that I think its girly though because I mix my spirit sometimes, but as long as the mixer of the cocktail is good then I give it a go. Its just like listening to a good mix by a good dj. That's how I view cocktails, if the mixer is good like a good dj, then why not, but if he's bad, now who wants to dance to a bad mix or go to a club where the dj is wack huh. LOL grin

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 12:23pm On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Hmm, you sound like you'd be a good host. Good food indeed.

Nah, just normal instant coffee. Nothing bougee lol. I hate the taste of espresso. Too bitter. I'm not a fan of cappuccino either. The foam is unnecessary. Decaf? Waste of time because the whole point of having coffee is to have that bouncing off the walls feeling. Now with decaf, it'll be like drinking sweet warm piss. No kick. What's the point?

Ok, so you aren't into hot drinks, what do you drink? Sodas? Booze?

Now that's a laugh. Believe me you I have a friend who drinks espresso like water, and to think he's very Nigerian bits the sweet Jesus outta me. LOL.

Well I'm more of a social drinker. For beer I drink Heineken, my limit is 2 bottles, for spirit, scotch, whiskey, bourbon. I drink water I can, nothing more than 3 shots. I hate hangovers that's why I don't exceed my limit.

Romance › Re: The Gifts Issue by joseph1832(m): 11:59am On Oct 15, 2015

OP. You're 21 and She's 20. I would really like to know what you do for a living, and have you finished school or still in school?

I'll tell you for a fact that you're young, I'm not trying to disrespect you but at your age clearly you still have a lot ahead of you.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 11:52am On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Lol, you don't like coffee? It gives me an extra spring to my step No, I'll never skip lunch or supper unless I'm not feeling well or the mood is off. I love food. I'm even thinking of having something fatty & soupy for lunch as we speak because of your banga

LOL. Please do, I love food as well, not just foo, I love good food.

Coffee is what I really can't say I like or don't like. I only take it when I need the caffeine. Tea is even worse because I don't like it one bit.

With your love for coffee I can almost pass you for an average american. grin

. You take your coffee espresso? Have you tried cappuccino? Or decaf?

Celebrities › Re: OMG! See What Amber Rose Wore To A Pool Party In Vegas by joseph1832(m): 10:35am On Oct 15, 2015

A lady never fails to show her worth to the world. Adichie shows her worth with the award winning books she writes, girls like Amber show theirs by showing their body.

You wonder why they complain about being objectify when all they ever do is show off the body to all, all in the name of fashion.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 10:28am On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
I don't like eating breakfast on weekdays. Only coffee in the morning, then a proper meal at lunch.

Wow. Now here's a lady who likes her caffeine. Lol. What about dinner? Don't tell me you skip it. grin

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 10:10am On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Now you're making me hungry lol

Oh really. Lol. You haven't had breakfast yet? grin

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 9:48am On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Wow, interesting. And it does sound delicious.

The aroma is more pleasing... Its kinda soothing in a way. cheesy

Romance › Re: Are There Guys With These Attributes? by joseph1832(m): 9:37am On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Lol, she must be sleep walking, intelligent guys are RARE if not extinct

Trust me they aren't! They're everywhere, you just have to look before you find them.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 9:32am On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Oh ok. Thanks for clarifying. Does it have meat in it? If something doesn't have meat, I aint feeling it lol.

I'm a foreigner, hence I didn't know what that is.

Oh I thought as much. I'm yet to meet/see a Nigerian who doesn't know Banga soup. And yes it does have meat in it, its a complete balanced diet. Its has everything, from meat to fish, crayfish, fluted pumpkin leave (we call it Ugwu) Uziza (I don't know the English name for it, but its a local spice) etc.

You can google it, I'm sure a picture of it will wow you. Even Afang soup is something you should taste, its one of my favorite delicacy. We have such a array of food here in Nigeria.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 9:13am On Oct 15, 2015

Vinshu:
Well, I have no boyfriend!

Oh my. I'm soRry, I didn't mean to peruse and sound so insensitive.

PunkyVeer:

There's someone out there for you that'll appreciate the little things you do. What's banga?

Like seriously, where are you from? LOL. You've never heard of Banga soup? Palm Kernel is the major ingredient. It's a delicacy among the people of Edo and Delta, particularly Delta. Its very tasty I must tell you.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 8:58am On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Well, it depends on the girl, really. Personally, I'd really like it. Especially if he put in so much effort, like setting the table nicely, etc. Yanno, set the mood right. Plus there's something attractive about a man that cooks. He'd be dessert

Now I heard that. I know the feeling dear, trust me, its awesome.

I once cooked like that for my ex sometime ago. It was just a single meal: pounded yam and banga soup. I set the table, red wine to go with the meal, got candles, lit them, put a Rose flower on the table. It was suppose to a surprise... But unfortunately she didn't come because she was busy balling with a dude who bought her an Iphone as birthday gift.

So like you said, it depends on the girl, and one thing I've found out is majority of the girls here don't appreciate a real romantic guy. All they want to do is go to clubs, carry Iphones(which they didn't buy) and flex a guy's money.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 8:20am On Oct 15, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Lol @ you can cook. Sure. But it is always nice when someone else let's you sit back & unwind, while they whisk up something tasty for you in the kitchen. We're not talking something that looks & tastes like a dog's dinner here, but a well executed three course meal with all the shebang. Just something special for the birthday boy

No doubt, I understand you, but still, if a guy does this to a girl as her birthday gift, I'm sure she won't see it as a big deal. grin

trust me, I know what I'm saying.

Gaming › Re: All Time Favorite Games by joseph1832(m): 8:14am On Oct 15, 2015

Killer Instinct - Nintendo 64.

Street Fighter EX plus alpha and Street Fighter EX 2 plus - PS 1 and PS 2.

God Of War - PS 2

Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid: Guns Of Patriot, Metal Gear Solid: Sons Of Liberty, Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. - PS 1, 2 and 3.

Soul Blade - PS 1

Onimusha 1, 2 and 3 - PS 2.

*My favorite game of all time is Street Fighter EX plus Alpha. Mine the sound tracks is killing.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by joseph1832(m): 7:52am On Oct 15, 2015

Vinshu:
Sir, my comment is not made to satisfy anyone. I did not mention anyone's name after all .

I said it's OK coz it's OK in my view. You have your own view so do I.

Well just because its your view doesn't make it right. It even bothers on you being opinionated.

Such views are narrow minded if I must say, I wonder what you will say if your boyfriend gives you a tampon or sanitary pad as birthday gift?.

PunkyVeer:
Awww, what is wrong with a home-made meal? It's made with love, flavoured with sweat People really need to appreciate the rustic & basic things in life. That's what's genuine imo.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a home made meal, in fact its not a big deal at all, why? Because I can cook, not just cook, I mean I can cook, grin

only guys who can't cook see home made meal as big deal.

Vinshu:
It's OK. . He's just a boyfriend. He may even be cheating on her

Like seriously? Funny you wouldn't say that if the guy buys this exact same stuff for her as birthday gift!.

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Family › Re: Why Do Married Men Have Girlfriends? by joseph1832(m): 11:22pm On Oct 13, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
I vehemently refuse to learn from your/others mistake. For a change, learn from my spirit of trust, it's a way to be happy too.

This is hilarious. You should have been named Hilary. LOL.

Family › Re: Why Do Married Men Have Girlfriends? by joseph1832(m): 10:39pm On Oct 13, 2015

Mindfulness:
Like I said, profound!

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Family › Re: Why Do Married Men Have Girlfriends? by joseph1832(m): 10:35pm On Oct 13, 2015

Mindfulness:
Profound.

AfricanApple, it seems that she wishes for you better than you are able to wish for yourself. Where along the way did you give up on the desire to be loved and respected?

Dude she was being sarcastic to the fullest.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Youths Are Not Prepared For Leadership by joseph1832(m): 9:48pm On Oct 13, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:
Sometimes, I wonder how some threads make front page.

I would advice the op to mix with educated and progressive Nigerian youths, instead of claiming that Nigerian youths are not ready for leadership.

The funny thing is the uneducated, un enlightened, illiterate youth are more than the educated youth and these youth, by virtue of nepotism, tribal and religious affiliation tend to occupy position they're not suppose to.

The progressive minded and educated youth you speak of hardly ever get the chance to occupy positions of leadership, they're always if not often drowned by nepostism.

When you listen to the way most of these illiterate youth talk, you just have to shake your head and even when those youth who are enlightened get the chance to occupy positions of leadership, if its by election, rest assured that the illiterate and un enlightened youth will do everything in their power to make sure they never get into those positions.

Its appalling I must tell you bruv.

Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by joseph1832(m): 7:07pm On Oct 13, 2015

Allosaurus:
[s]
See the idiot chanting progress when all he does is come online and troll. When GEJ was president, you and your useless friend rained insults on him on daily basis. Why are you finding it difficult now to counter opposition? Yell all you can but the opposition must continue. We shall keep wailing for a better Nigeria.
Lastly, fu-kk you too![/s]

*Yawning*

ECOTERRORS:
You ve been noticed, now can you move on.

I don't Care about what is happening in NASS because I've got my goals to meet up before year end.

So now you're running with your tail between your legs eh? LOL.

Rap Battles › Re: ¤¤¤¤DarkRebel Vs Laykorn¤¤¤¤ by joseph1832(m): 6:35pm On Oct 13, 2015

llaykorn:
Checks

Dude you want to battle rebel? Impressive? I wonder where you summoned the balls to do this from? LOL.

Don't fail us bruv!

Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by joseph1832(m): 6:32pm On Oct 13, 2015

Allosaurus:
[s][/s]
Whatever, mehn, just fuckoff! If you want my attention, attack her again

Nigger! F*#k you! F*#k Mizmycoli and f*#k anybody who doesn't want the progress of this country just because their brother, sister or relative or tribesman isn't sitting in Aso Rock!.

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by joseph1832(m): 6:26pm On Oct 13, 2015

dearpreye:
And next time do not mention me when you and your fellow zombies are having a field day of worship.

I don't remember taking orders from you little man, so buzz off!. tongue

Allosaurus:
It's knight, olodo. And I'm not acting as her mouthpiece. She's far more intelligent than the most intelligent goat in your group, and can always defend herself anytime. I just don't feel it's right for shameless wan,kers like you to attack her unjustly. If you must debate, then debate, without swearing and cursing. The shameless, over-bleached old woman in your midst called Beremx is not even worth her sandals, yet you ignorant pack of sickly obtuse perverts still have the guts to insult a girl you ought to worship.
Not when I'm online No, no, no, no!

Wonders shall never end! A dinosaur that understands English Language! But frankly the ability to speak doesn't make one intelligent and for a dinosaur, you couldn't have known that saying Mizmycoli is more intelligent than any body is a matter of opinion, and like I've always said, "opinions are like butt holes, everybody has one".

So carnivore, feel free to vent yours anytime you readily feel like! It will be no use to even bother to ask her how you measure an individual's intelligence.

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by joseph1832(m): 6:20pm On Oct 13, 2015

dearpreye:
You mentioned her on a thread. And when she responded politely, you and your fellow zombies spewed very unnecessary and immature, personal attacks on her like you lives are hinging on it.

Bro, you guys are finally going crazy with this online politics ish; the thieves are looting your future......

If anyone comes to her defense in the midst of your ravenous words, that person be thanked.

Hush little man, you're showing you've admitted defeat!

I never remember asking you to barge in and throw in unnecessary opinions. So please, back off will you.

Thanks!.

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by joseph1832(m): 6:12pm On Oct 13, 2015

Allosaurus:
[s][/s]
Shut ur stinky mouth, mumu! Is this the first time you'd quote and look for her trouble...you and your fellow wan.k.ing, brainless zombies? You attack her all the time because she's far smarter than the smartest idiot from your group and also because she's not on your side. Joseph the poor carpenter. Agama lizard like you

Oh so you're now her mouth piece, her night in shining armor! Wow! Mizmycoli used sentiment to win herself her personal dinosaur.

This is impressive! It takes one with massive behind and a massive bulk to personally tame an Allosaurus! Kudos miz, you've earned yourself a medal!. LOL.

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by joseph1832(m): 5:58pm On Oct 13, 2015

Allosaurus:
[s][/s]
Render yourself extinct! You started by taking jabs at her. She didn't reply, yet u persisted and started cancelling her comments. Coward!

Nigger shut tha hell up! I started my what? Dude learn not to speak from your anus, it stinks!

It will be no use to ask you to show me where I started taking jabs at 'her' in this thread because you no get sense! Well truth be told I didn't expect you to have any sense at all because one moniker clearly shows you're a dinosaur and dinosaurs apart from Raptors, have peanuts for brains!. tongue

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