₦airaland Forum

Folaatisade:
Why are many people misunderstanding this post? I don't get it. Many are asking how she urinates, had sex and gave birth when she doesn't hv vagina. For God's sake, if you read the post clearly, it does not state anywhere tht she doesn't hv a vagina entirely. It says tht her "VAGINA" was malformed/closed (the post mentioned malformed vagina which may mean tht her passage is very very tiny) the mention of the vagina alone being malformed suggests tht she may hv had a urinary passage but it may hv not been formed like that of a normal woman's vagina. It also mentions in the post tht tho her vagina was closed, it was OPENED when she attended a crusade with her hubby, THEN she took in. She had sex and became pregnant AFTER (NOT before) the crusade she attended with her husband. Which means she could've still been able to hv given birth since her vagina was now miracluously opened and if that weren't the case, she could've still given birth through c-section. In yoruba, a woman w/out a vagina is called lakiriboto.

Welcome to Nairaland dear, where monikers find it hard to comprehend simple English but, take their time to point out your grammatical blunders and spelling errors.

So once again, welcome to Nairaland.

ishiamu:
I acknowledge the fact you know my moniker...

Don't flatter yourself dude, I know not your moniker neither do I believe I've had any dealing(s) with you here. I only copy and posted that list from one of the political prostitutes post where he summoned you all.

So in a nutshell, you can stick your acknowledgment up your ass.

LaraiBoluwaji:
What does this freak know about God?
Hopeless thing

He failed to see that the entire joke is on him!.

christinie:
Only sadists rejoice at other people's downfall.


Meanwhile the news is fake.

You mean the people who succeeded in putting this world in this corrupt state?.

TonyeBarcanista:
What concerÑs Buhari and UK Agency? Did you credit GEJ when Íbori was arrested and jÀiled?

I see you've learned to pick your fights(debates). Know that it is only a matter of time before the machiavellian hammer drop on some of the people you so vehemently chant their praise.

So being corrupt in Nigeria no longer suited madam Deizani she now decided to go abroad and spread her vile tentacle. Well knowing this I'm sure the U.K will surely do to her what they did to Ibori if she's found guilty.

Frankly, believing this news in true, if she was arrested in Nigeria this set of humans Tonyebarcanista Sdindan Roob chukkiephil ChappyChase Ishiamu gunuvi Truckpusher Rozayx5 bomsilaga exxell erunz dunsman Nigerianvenom Ishiamu Phockphockman, nwadiuko1, ibokUtoroh, Koded, Ecoterrors, iPrinz20 Aprokoman, OcheJoseph, Dearpreye, Firefire, Tomakint Francizy, Temitemi1, Hinwazaka Ecoterrors, Dumkem21 Biafranqueen, Mogidi, Mizmycoli, IsraeliAirforce, Candyrain, Ambivert, Rose2014, Provacateur, Opiaoku, NDPVF, Anonimi, Engineerboat, Talktimi, ahaika23, coolestrogue APCSucks Emperortj93 will wail 'witch hunt' and write narrow minded epistles and give twisted and half baked opinion on her arrest.

We wait to know the fullest detail of this bit of juicy news.

DjAndroid:
I recently relocated to Lagos on transfer and got a two bedroom apartment around Merryland.

There is this my cousin who joined me two months ago to study at the Open University. I decided to give her one room in my apartment since I am not married yet.

To cut the story short, I just discovered that she is a lesbian. A very serious lesbian who toasts other girls including married women. But this girl is not up to 25years.
She brings girls/women to my house for sexual escapades.

At first I thought they are just ordinary friends, it was later that I discovered what they do.

I thought of talking to her about it but when I found out she is the "man" not the "womam", (she is the man that chases after the girls), then I knew that my advice to her will never work.

I talked to one of my friends, he said that my personal prayers will never cross my ceiling since I am in a house where abomination is being committed.

If I send her away, where will she go? If I talk to her about it, it will be pouring water on a stone, she will never stop.

Please people, a good advice is urgently needed as I don't want this atrocity to continue in my house.

NB. For your judgement, me and this girl are blood-related.

Its simple brother, your house, your rules. If she can not abide by it then she should find another place to live.

Remember, he who pays the piper, dictates the tune. Tell your cousin you don't allow such things in your house, plain and simple.

kilode100:
I just dey pity this albino ogbonna.

Continue baiting politicians and Useless you hear.

Dem knack your wife for you very well o

Em, do you still collect 1000 Naira Glo recharge card?

Come to think of it, I think its high time the NASS pass a bill that whosoever doesn't hold a degree from any Nigerian higher institution can not contest for any public office in Nigeria, neither can they be given political appointment.


Lets promote whats ours and ours alone!. Hehe

BuddhaPalm:
The law dude...

Does that stop our northern muslim brothers from marrying 15 year old girls?.

subbieD:
why foluke why Wrong shoe you've gat there
#pathetic

LOL, and what is the right shoe subbie?

BuddhaPalm:
A 15-year old is a minor, and legally incapable of 'consenting'...

Look for a better example.

According to whom? And I suppose a 25 year old man is an adult and legally capable of consenting to another man shagging his ass right?

I'm not surprise you miss the point, only gays and gay advocates will miss the logic of what I said.

Peter Okoye, I will show off with you when you have more cash than Dangote or even Emeka Offor, but since you don't, I advice you to please keep quiet!.

Its funny that those who don't even have much wealth are the ones who show off most, even when Michael Jackson was alive, he never was the type who show off.

Imagine, if I come here now I rant that I made a 1st class in uniben, many will say "na only you make first class? Abeg shot up joor" so I wonder why they can't extend the same courtesy to Peter Okoye because after all, no be only him baba God don bless!.

So make him shut up joor!

Unfortunately, 65,000 signatures can not outweigh or overturn 150,000,000 million signatures, so I advice this abnormal Nigerians to put a sock in that hole they call a mouth.

I still ponder when these gays will learn not everyone is tolerant of their deviant nature, the way they go about shoving their sexuality in peoples faces is annoying.

I find it funny that this same gays will rain fire and brimstone when a man marries a 15 year old girl and shout 'child abuse' but applaud and give consent when a man marries a man or a woman marries a woman, or when a man decides that he wants to be a woman or whatever twisted sh1t they come up with.

I think its time we start profiling Nigerian gays living abroad so when they come home, immediately they land MMI, they should be given 12 strokes of the cain to clear their head.

ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE

OldJohn:
Tonyebarcanista Sdindan Roob chukkiephil ChappyChase Ishiamu gunuvi Truckpusher Rozayx5 bomsilaga exxell erunz dunsman Nigerianvenom Ishiamu Phockphockman, nwadiuko1, ibokUtoroh, Koded, Ecoterrors, iPrinz20 Aprokoman, OcheJoseph, Dearpreye, Firefire, Tomakint Francizy, Temitemi1, Hinwazaka Ecoterrors, Dumkem21 Biafranqueen, Mogidi, Mizmycoli, IsraeliAirforce, Candyrain, Ambivert, Rose2014, Provacateur, Opiaoku, NDPVF, Anonimi, Engineerboat, Talktimi, ahaika23, coolestrogue APCSucks Emperortj93 DebateNigeria and all patriots


Come and join me and wail for Nigeria

*Modified*

But on a more serious note, Buhari and his stale 1984 techniques will not get us anywhere. I can imagine him walking around new York like a confused man while ordering his house boy Amaethief to take pictures of him.. Yeye everywhere



This goes a long way to show our mere commissioner that indeed, governance is rocket science for a man who forged his result and gave himself f9 in maths

So if the general assembly had been full to capacity will that make Nigeria a developed country?

Dude before you rejoice learn to know what's important and what's not important. It saves you the grace of showing you know not where your priorities lie.

omenka:
Isn't it funny how only Wailers seem to visit these sites??

Guardiannewsusa.

Hopefornigeria.

Breakingtimes

Thetrentonline....

They claim SR and PT are APC propaganda sites, yet they visit them and lift stories from there to splash on NL.

Honestly, I really starting to believe that the loss of the 2015 presidential election really made the Tonyebarcanista and co very bitter and vengeful because they just can't think anymore.

Mamatee07:
It's stupid to compare Nigeria to America, how about you show us that of other African countries .

By the way Buhari had an audience 3 times that of Gej (less than 12 people ) which shows that in this little while the respect for Nigeria international has increased so much

I'm sure the wailers will ignore this, even as the place was virtually empty, it didn't stop GEJ from being an abysmal failure!

MzzCutie:
Happy 55th Independence Day, Nigeria and happy new month to all my beautiful people!
Moreover, Google is also celebrating us too,check google.com and see magic lol

Our independence is titular or flag. We're still under colonialism, another type called neo colonialism. But happy independence all the same, at least we look forward to a better Nigeria where impunity, corruption, nepotism and religious extremism/fanaticism will be flushed down the toilet!.

Aminat508:
yes ke

hian, I comment my reserve.

Aminat508:
You can meet ur spouse any where. kinibigdeal

Even in Hell?

midolian:
..bro, water no go pass garri. You know say when two sweethrts quarrel, its a renewal of relationship. No mind aminat508..we are on break..to resume soon

Okay ooo

Aminat508:
better I don't mind

Midolian

Midolian come and make up with your babe oh before water pass garri.

Aminat508:
Jossy, dont mind him, we are fighting

Well I hope its permanent sha, so I can take his place.

I hope you wouldn't mind having a substitute boyfriend? LOL.

Aminat508:


I am bored ooooooooooooo ooooo

Midolian you dey f*#k up oh.

Omotayor123:
EWWW....




But he's not looking bad

What's the eewww for then?.

What gave the law maker the impetus to do what he's doing? Surely I believe the era of impunity has passed?

ahaz:
so you guys know all this and refuse to condem those that peddled lies aganst gej...God will judge u

What lies were peddled against GEJ? He failed! Plain and simple.

Tolexander:
FOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freedom of Information doesn't mean one should go about spreading false information/news.

But since he's been granted bail, I wonder what shenanigans the judge is playing by refusing to sign his release bonds.

This is may turn out to be gross abuse of his human rights, imagine him being taken to prison when he should be out on bail, I even wonder what the bloggers lawyer is doing to secure the release of his client.

She doesn't look 18, but she's cute though and I bet fresh and a virgin. A befitting bride for one as astute as Sanusi Lamido.

Segadem:
I'm yet to see Mike Adenuga , Femi Otedola, Aliko Dangote or these big men to show off their belongings but all these accidental celebs will show-off their singlet,pants,bra,toothbrush just to oppress others.
may God deliver them.

Why should they? They have class and sense. Remember, class is something you can't buy in the market.

No matter how rich a poor man gets, he still remains poor because his mentality can not grow overnight.

Our celebs are just outrightly poor folks with poor mentality from classless backgrounds, its funny that their supposed 'show off' is merely done to keep up appearance and fulfill the publicity stunt to remain relevant in the industry.

Yes of course, they will never listen, you advise them to stop they will label you a hater, when they get robbed they accused their haters and that poor woman in their village.

What a shame!.

NgeneUkwenu:
Shame!!!!


If You saw only 'ImmenSALY' then you ain't seen anything yet, check the guy with pink placard, and see how our 'SANATE' was murdered!!


lalasticlala, Seun, Obinoscopy! Can we?

Obviously, only a pack of illiterates like the ones seen will allow themselves fall under the rent a crowd syndrome.

PentiumPro:
This Onitsha illiterate villager, I know you are in one of those pics.
Aturu ego.

Hmm, I absolutely like what I see.

Honestly, Ghana must go have exchanged hands!. Na wa oh.