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Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:59am On Sep 26, 2015
Krystalxxx:
Carnal knowledge kills


Breeds bitter ills.
Carnal knowledge breeds,
Better kids, still.

grin
EducationRe: 14 Signs You’re An Emotionally Intelligent Person by joseph1832(m): 10:18pm On Sep 25, 2015
llaykorn:
What does emotionally intelligent mean? I thought everyone did all those things listed up there.
Everyone? Come on.
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:54pm On Sep 25, 2015
Krystalxxx:
Thou has cheated
Using a seventh.
Seventh
Tenth
Thirteenth,
Sixteenth, you moan...
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 7:37am On Sep 25, 2015
texanomaly:
Dawn breaks
Over cool, tranquil waters
Memories awash
Over cool
Awesome sex.
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 7:35am On Sep 25, 2015
firestar:
I loathe those lines...
And intent.
undecided
Love the lines,
They mean well.
cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 10:15pm On Sep 24, 2015
firestar:
Armed to teeth.
Record:
Undisputed,
Unbroken.
Shekpe,
Mokite,
Libido high,
Lets go!.
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 6:04pm On Sep 24, 2015
texanomaly:
Shaking my head at this man.
You can shake something more robust... wink wink wink
RomanceRe: How I Outsmarted A Girl That Wanted To Chop Me by joseph1832(m): 9:05am On Sep 24, 2015
Menace2Society:
Must u always put Nigerian gals down undecided
Excuse me, don't generalize. The girls I speak of are the ones who don' have an once of self respect.
RomanceRe: How I Outsmarted A Girl That Wanted To Chop Me by joseph1832(m): 8:30am On Sep 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
So at what point do the couple get to know each other? Without the spare-wheels of course. I just find it so weird because the 1st date is very important to determine whether there's compatibility or not. So to be bringing others along huh

Yeah, maybe they just looking for a free meal
What you said doesn't apply to the typical hungry Nigerian girl, the first date doesn't matter squat!. All they see in a date is an avenue to get free meals for them and their friends.
RomanceRe: How I Outsmarted A Girl That Wanted To Chop Me by joseph1832(m): 8:17am On Sep 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I don't care about who is smarter. I just think it's rude of her to bring an entourage on your 1st date. Who does that?
Em Association of hungry girls of Nigeria. You see them everywhere.
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 7:59am On Sep 24, 2015
firestar:
Mind flesh...
Infernal.
Mind Spirit...
Eternal.
Flesh separated,
Sweet,
Flesh united,
Awesome. winkgrin
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 7:40am On Sep 24, 2015
texanomaly:
Joseph1832
Is kind of
A
Perve. cheesy
gringringrin

texanomaly:
When love is spoken...
Hearts listen.
When love is expressed,
Genitals smile. grincheesywink

texanomaly:
Faded pictures
Cherubic faces
Priceless memories.
Lingering feelings
Seraphic moanings
Priceless orgasms
RomanceRe: Woman Dies After Sleeping With Chinese Workers In Akwa Ibom - Thekillerpunch.com by joseph1832(m): 11:25am On Sep 23, 2015
Occupational HaZard. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missnora The Most Beautiful Girl On Nl by joseph1832(m): 10:51am On Sep 23, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
Why you dey lie like this?
When you ask of her? Your #100 airtime finished, you said you would call back, till today_ no show.
**coughing, excuse ma'am can I have a glass of water?.
PoliticsRe: FG Lines Up El-rufai, 4 Other Witnesses Against Bukola Saraki (vanguard) by joseph1832(m): 10:30am On Sep 23, 2015
What I still don't understand is why the police refuse the media to broadcast the proceedings like they did on Monday.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Bars Pro-saraki Senator, Alasoadura, From APC Caucus Meetings-the Punch by joseph1832(m): 8:22am On Sep 23, 2015
Whynotthetruth:
However you twist it...I don't give a damn bro...

Fact remains that he was sent out of SW APC meeting because they felt he isn't loyal to SW APC but to NC APC...So where's the freedom of expression and associationhuh

SW APC still continues to ignore our Senate president because they felt he snubbed their lord and master to become Senate president...

Finally, should Biafra come today, I pity you and your people most...You claim ignorant and keep cowardly silence while ethnic cleansing and butchering is ongoing in your home state...Lagos can NEVER be your state of origin...Benue is bro...speak up!!!...there's NOTHING as sweet and refreshing as FREEDOM...
See this face, its the face I put on when I know the poster I quoted is deluded.

PoliticsRe: Photos: Lagosians Resort To Trekking As Traffic Gridlock Persists by joseph1832(m): 8:12am On Sep 23, 2015
Seun:
I have a three step solution to this traffic problem but I need a research assistant to help me to perfect it and present it the right way.
Em what do you mean "present it the right way?".
Poems For ReviewRe: Until Proven Guilty by joseph1832(m): 7:56am On Sep 23, 2015
Next time bro, arrange your poems in lines and stanzas, it makes it easier to read.

Keep it up.
PoliticsRe: Governor Fayose Distributes Sallah Rams (pictured) by joseph1832(m): 11:49pm On Sep 22, 2015
I see, so Ayo Fayose is still spreading his Stomach_Infrastructure slogan, bloody marvelous.

Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 11:22pm On Sep 22, 2015
llaykorn:
We shared:
Pride...
Wine
Sting...

Sin...
firestar:
We shared:

Joy...
Pain.
Guilt...
Shame.
We shared:
Saliva,
Sweat,
Juice...
Orgasm.
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Christianity EtcRe: 5 Reasons Why Pastors Do Not Need Private Jets by joseph1832(m): 11:13pm On Sep 22, 2015
JudgementHammer:
See you. Maybe u need be reminded; that u get likes and shares or make front page does not make u right.

You know within you that something might be right about people's argument abt ur post but cus uve made front page and wanna get likes and shares or just wanna win an argument has veiled ur mind to d truth.

Even upon knowing that not all jet-owning pastors are purely of God what do wanna do now...lead a protest to seize their jet or what?

That a person serves under the 'pastor' title shouldn't make it a taboo to be wealthy. Some of these men of God don't even collect salaries from d church. Some depend only on d lifechanging books they've written and many of them are philantropists on personal levels. In fact the true men of God are supposed to be d 1st beneficiary of serving God according to God's standard. Genuine anointing is one of d bible approved means for wealth.

But God's word said 'Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it.

If ur ways please the Lord, he will bless u so much u won't even know how to keep it. He blessed Abraham so much d world heard abt it..and we're still hearing abt it 2day.

So my dear. Don't be an obstacle to ur own unlimited greatness. In short stop limiting urself.
And you need to write an epistle just to say something simple? Wow!. I wonder when the likes of you will stop being narrow minded and know that you crooked ways and religion are not the ways of others.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Reasons Why Pastors Do Not Need Private Jets by joseph1832(m): 6:54pm On Sep 22, 2015
JudgementHammer:
Guy arguing with u is like using cow dung as bread spread instead of butter. Ur understanding is little
How come you refuse to answer my first question? Instead you're showing just how yellow you are eh?.

The post you quoted wasn't directed to you so why didn't you answer the one meant for you?.

Mtscheeew!!!.
PoliticsRe: GMB Has Impressed Us With This Singular Move by joseph1832(m): 2:57pm On Sep 22, 2015
tonychristopher:
I was watching Al Jazeera news last night and I saw the way they reported that Buhari has stopped the funding of pilgrimage to Mecca and Jerusalem both for Christians and Muslims ...I think they were not happy but to me this is a welcomed development. This has saved at least 30 million USD for the nation which can be used for other amenities such as roads , hospital etc

Big ups to Buhari...I am impressed and happy for this ...I must confess . if you want to go on any pilgrimage pls save up and go. We can use that money for other things


I am beginning to admire this man because of this singular effort ...Bleep tribalism

If he goofs I will talk but for now I think I will commend Baba, he has done what most past President couldn't do. It takes guts to hurt your religion and that of others . this he has proved to be a man of his words.

Nice one GMB but I am not a two good shoes...sir , I commend you on this and to be frank you have my admiration here


Confessions of a wailing wailer...
Point of correction, its PMB, not GMB.
RomanceRe: 10 Things Only Guys With Smart Girlfriends Will Understand by joseph1832(m): 12:36pm On Sep 22, 2015
Hmm. Interesting, truly only a guy with a smart girlfriend will understand this.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Lady Of The Night. by joseph1832(op): 12:15pm On Sep 22, 2015
rigarmortis:
nice lines, do you do poetic hip hop or just pure poetry?
Well I write poetry and sometimes, I rap.
PoliticsRe: Police Stops Live Coverage Of Saraki’s Trial by joseph1832(m): 11:27am On Sep 22, 2015
What reason did the Police give for stopping live coverage of this gargantuan event?.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Reasons Why Pastors Do Not Need Private Jets by joseph1832(m): 10:25am On Sep 22, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
Many Nigerian pastors are a laughing stock in Europe and America. Influential my left foot.

There is nothing humble about a private jet.
Even n death, Michael Jackson is more influential than Adeboye.

JudgementHammer:
Lolz. U really should learn

Lemme with all humility state here that pastor adeboye of d rccg has only gotten 1 of the jets God promised him. God promised him 3 and none will be bought by his money or from the church's purse

He was awarded d 50th most infuential man in the world after which God told him he would be made d 1st influential man in his lifetime

There's no limit to d greatness that comes from being humble. In fact that's d reward of humility...to be exalted. God himself said it that he constantly resists d proud and exalts d humble

What then is d essense of being very humble, yet rejecting the reward in the name of 'I don't want ppl to say I am flamboyant bcus I have a jet'. Let them say..they'll always say and u will always rise.

The reason ppl like u hardly rise is cus u keep using ur accountancy or financial degree to probe what God can do..that's already pride and no exalting will come from it. Its dat humility that d world will call u mumu that God is after. If uve nt gotten there then uve not started. Besides do you even give or pay tithe at all? Talkless of knowing what d reward I'm talking about is like
Em can you kindly tell us who bought the jets for him? Since he didn't buy it with his money and the church's money.
PoliticsRe: There Will Be Consequences If Falae Is Not Freed – Fani-kayode Tells FG by joseph1832(m): 8:51am On Sep 22, 2015
Each time FFK open his mouth to speak, it gives me more reason to believe that "empty vessels, really make the loudest noise".

This same empty individual kept mute when those girls at Chibok were kidnapped, we didn't hear him rant and make empty threats, now here he is spitting fire as if he can even light a stick of match.

Fani, oh fani, why have you decided to make yourself an object of mockery? Telling tales of ladies you've slept with is no longer enough, now its time to start making empty threats?.

I believe sooner than later, you'll get it into your thick skull that the administration of PMB is very very different from that of GEJ.

NB: should the FG secure the release of Chief Olu Falae, it will further cast aspersion on the government of GEJ. So please PMB, its time to show those doubting thomas that "old soldier never die".

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