₦airaland Forum

God created man and woman to multiply and bear fruits

But human being have tried to change the nature of things that even animals will be shouting God forbid when they hear it

May we never give birth to Prince Aisha nor Princess David

Tomahawk99:
Enh! We don hear the food part. After you chop this night food finish you fvck her or not?

That what is dead may never die

Nice one bro

Men are great cooks

Back then in university, I used to think that I wasn't a great cook until I gave a lady that was my neighbor then 3k to cook soup for me(bacj in 2013, 3k soup will last a family of 5 for 5 days)

You know that level wey be say you dey toast babe and you just want every opportunity to get close to her

The babe was supposed to cook the soup in my room but friends called me to to flex then, so I left before she came back from the market and had to prepare the soup in her room

When I returned at night, hungry and tipsy the lady did Garri and served me the soup with two meats

That was the end of the soup

I never saw or smelt it again

That was how I starred cooking on my own

Now I cook and stuff my fridge with different soups and stew

We all remember how Buhari promised to fight corruption

After immediately after taking over office, instituted a manhunt on former Goodluck Jonathan's cabinet and a notorious raid on the Chief Justice's homes at midnight including late Nwali Ngwuta of blessed memory

Now after all these years, we are hearing the sane thing he fought against or claimed to be fighting being introduced on a different spate

Reminds me of saying that the corruption witnessed under Goodluck will be a child's play when compared to what we will witness under Buhari

He must have bribed the police men and with the help of some highly placed people in the society that he knows or he does business with, the case will be swept under the carpet only for this to happen

My anger is with the innocent people who lost their lives especially that of the beautiful lady whose wedding is a month away

May they all rest in peace

erniok:
Did you even bother to read the write up?

Yes I bordered to read to read it and the op said that she still have 4 days before her return flight expires

That brought about the question if she is really willing to come back before the expiration date

If she is willing, she can report to the police

Dubai police are not as corrupt as Nigerian police so they will swing into action

The issue here is, does your sister really want to come back?

Sometimes conscience can deceive some people

She may see that when she returns to Nigeria, that she will be back to square one to face her unemployment and maybe she have done one or two jobs there and might have been paid

If she is willing to return to Nigeria before the expiration of her return flight, then she should look for a way to contact the UAE police and her madam will be arrested and prosecuted duly

Nigerian politics is all about thuggery

We should have grown pass this level of dirty politics

The state government that installed his own speaker doesn't have to be this dirty.

He hasn't performed very well and thus have no good thoughts for his state

I'm highly disappointed

But if Nigerian senate can muster such courage and remove the rubber stamp senate president, I think that most Nigerians will be happy

I know I share the same sentiment with a lot of Nigerians too and I only wish it is possible

APGA should retain Anambra gubarnarorial election

A lot of people have decamped to APC and they are proving unstoppable but their candidate is just like what we have at the top

They are clueless and have nothing to offer

The only candidates that are qualified are that of APGA, PDP and Dr Maduka

In my honest opinion, I'd rather stay with the winning team than change it because the devil (though APGA is not the devil because they have impressed over the years in Anambra) you know is better than the angel you don't know

Let ndi Anambra come out and vote massively for APGA and Soludo

When I watched the rescue operation, I thought if the same thing

There was no conscious attempt to find out if there are any survivors trapped within the rubble

It was just men with heavy excavators digging up piles of concrete

It was so pitiful and an unfortunate scene

This is exactly the reason why most Nigerians are denied visa

You get the chance to migrate from Nigeria only for you to go soil the name of the country

Onochie is "the heedless fly"

She has dug her own grave and will soon bury herself

We all will be here to help cover her up

This type of structure is better used as a ware house

The main building has poor ventilation in almost all the floors except two bird openings at the last two floors

If this building is in Onitsha or Lagos, it should serve as warehouse while the securities should use the one on top as residence or security house

warlordd:
Obi Pandora is a pretender. Forget him.

A pretender with good integrity?

I'm a supporter of Prof Soludo in the upcoming Anambra governorship election but I'm so disappointed with the way he went about the debate

He wasn't so constructive and narrative as much as some one of his calibre is expected to be

Why throwing shades like a woman?

Nobody has ever impressed me more in a political debate than Mr Peter Obi

That should be the move

All these positions mean nothing to us

What we only care about is zoning the presidency to the south

This guy's dressing is very funny

That was how he wore a full face mask earlier this week to an occasion

Now he is dressing like old Jewish priest

EILTD:
What if Andy Uba or Ifeanyi Uba win the election, what will you do? I bet you'll swallow this comment.

They don't even have a chance at it except FG tries to replicate the Supreme Court format

I don't need any other way to know that this is a lie

Once military, DSS army, FG denies anything just know that it is true and they are trying to cover it up

Don't even bother consulting a prophet

It has become a trend under this regime

Any party should win Anambra election but not Andy Uba's APC or Ifeanyi Uba's YPP

Those two are criminals and should not be allowed to run the affairs of Anambra

But the best candidates are Soludo and Dr Maduka

Buhari has negotiated with terrorists like Boko Haram and bandits and dine with them

But has refused to negotiate with south east who are fighting for a just cause

Nigerian police are so brutal

Even after the EndSars things has gone back t8 the normal way it used to be

Na only God fit change this country

Buhari has decided to take a popular route of coercing the Supreme Court judges to dance to his tune but that won't be the case in this issue

I just love the spirit of Wike

Nigeria must restructure or disintegrate and Buhari cannot do anything about it

This is just the beginning

I thought they said he has gone into hiding?

He has been defeated and it's time for him to rest

As it stands now he is fighting a lost battle

Andy Uba will be disgraced in Anambra come next week

He thinks he is the only one that knows the road to Abuja?

This is the beginning of his downfall in Anambra politics

He wants to take away the joy of Ndi Anambra because of politics

This cannot happen in the north and he just ended his political relevance in the state

This is really hilarious

Because of 10 thousand naira?

Wet in she wan tell her papa?

No matter how they try to mask their evil agenda, it will still be unravelled

There is nothing new in the face of the earth

Just like in the scriptures, Buhari can't read the handwriting on the wall

God has sealed his heart and it will be unto his destruction

Nigeria will be torn away from his grip gradually and he will have no where to run to

The activities in the South East is taking another dimension and the people are uniting secretly

Soon Igbos will speak with one voice and it will be loud because their voice will be heard, internationally

Igbos have endured hardship in Nigeria but it is about to end

This I have seen

In simple English

DSS doesn't want media houses to report the insecurities facing this country

Don't report the killings of Boko Haram

Don't report the activities of bandits

They want the media houses to only focus on how the FG under Buhari has turned the economy around and has positioned Nigerian economy I'm the world map

Empowered Nigerian youths

Tackled development and raised infrastructures and constant electricity

Business are now thriving under Buhari's regime

God will never forgive Lord Lugard and his olosho

These moda-4kas will still go to bank and go about their normal business and won't be arrested

Can you imagine such audacity?

These former generals are a cog in the wheel of Nigerian development

They have probed too powerful and have no sympathy to human feelings

The likes of the one we have now as our number one

The former one whose helicopter was used to deliver arms to bandits in Zamfara and after this was uncovered, nothing could be sine against him

They should all be retired with all their loyalists to know if our country can recover sooner