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Romance / Re: Help!!!! My 2 Months Old Marriage Is About To Crash by Josh64(m): 7:39pm On May 08, 2018
You cant date a girl for seven years and think of sending her packing after two months of marriage. Something isn't adding up.

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Romance / Re: Help!!!! My 2 Months Old Marriage Is About To Crash by Josh64(m): 7:37pm On May 08, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada: "My Ex Got Married 3 Weeks Ago & I Still Haven't Gotten Over Him" by Josh64(m): 6:50pm On May 08, 2018
Many have been thru worse and they don't come on social media to lament. Must you always seek to be relevant Who dey push all this kind yeye post come frontpage sef?[color=#000099][/color]
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: God Will Answer Your Prayers Even If Your Fashion Sense Is Worldly by Josh64(m): 6:40pm On May 08, 2018
Has God answered her prayers? She couldn't save her marriage and still changed her God given body thru surgery and she is here preaching abt prayers. Hypocrite!

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander And His Sex Doll PICS by Josh64(m): 5:23pm On May 08, 2018
This one wey don open when D never service am. I BBD come finish with am nko?
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim's Emoji On Nicki Minaj's Photo: Americans Drag Actress by Josh64(m): 1:54pm On May 08, 2018
She looks better than Nicki to me though.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Gabriel Adegboye: "God Sent Me To Replace Buhari As President Of Nigeria" by Josh64(m): 12:53pm On May 08, 2018
39 million members? Could be the number of eligible christians in the country. He fails to realize less than half of them have PVCs. Sense no go kee me.
Celebrities / Re: Layla Amani, Teddy-A Baby Mama Shades Bambam by Josh64(m): 12:47pm On May 08, 2018
Ati babymama o, ati bambam o, ati teddyA abi kiloruko e nje, ori gbogbo won ti buru po. Irrelevant news.
Romance / Re: One Word For This Slay Queen by Josh64(m): 12:22pm On May 08, 2018
Obviously seeking attention! No way she would have kept count. She is prolly close to 300 judging by ............

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Roman Goddess In Bikini by Josh64(m): 12:17pm On May 08, 2018
My own issue is why is nairaland making these people celebrities? I would never have known some of these people if not for nairaland.
Travel / Re: Leopard Snatches And Eats Toddler At National Park by Josh64(m): 11:25am On May 08, 2018
ShyCypher:





Read.

Oshey! Didn't read that part as the story just seems somehow to me. First, the kid followed her outdoors where leopards are left to roam freely? Surely there must exist some form of barrier between leopards and human that a three year old could not possibly just go in and a leopard just walk out of, but then again, what do I know!
Crime / Re: I Almost Got Raped by Josh64(m): 11:11am On May 08, 2018
I got mad at "I was not moved by her beautiful shape" part. What are you? A fukking asexual? The boyfirend said " just fukking give her what she wants" and still a beautiful naked body didn't move you to do the needful and save us all this stress? I no even know wetin to tell you sef.
Travel / Re: Leopard Snatches And Eats Toddler At National Park by Josh64(m): 11:05am On May 08, 2018
Snatched and ate? Then where are the remains? Surely a leopard can't swallow a three year old whole.
Music/Radio / Re: MC Akonuche: "Headies Is A Yoruba Award No Award To One Igbo Person” by Josh64(m): 10:55am On May 08, 2018
BiggerbossAmani:
you guys are stupid beyond my comprehension.

So igbo musicians doesn't deserve an award in Nigeria.

As for jimmy231 you think lagos is the only place that promote talent or music then you must be crazy.

You guy should stop marginalizing Igbos now is possible before it will lead to war between Nigeria tribes.

That's my advice " he who has ear should hear'

Don't quote me ever again mofo! I have no problem with Ibos having awards at the event if they deserved it. I am just pointing out it is quite obvious this guy is seeking attention as we have aired this same issue and we have all forgotten about it. Besides, only "mad over you" deserve an award in my opinion and I am still baffled how it didnt get any, but we can all understand the organizers preference for Davido to the recently controversial Runtown who is only making the news for very wrong reasons.

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Music/Radio / Re: MC Akonuche: "Headies Is A Yoruba Award No Award To One Igbo Person” by Josh64(m): 10:14am On May 08, 2018
With your scrawny body and oversized T-shirt. Don't work on yourself and be seeking attention there ehn! Olodo.

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Romance / Re: Instagram Curvy Model, Flaunts Her Fat Camel Toe & Gigantic Butt In New Photos by Josh64(m): 9:56am On May 08, 2018
Bullshit!
Romance / Re: Help! I Keep Falling In Love With Runz Girls by Josh64(m): 9:54am On May 08, 2018
How does one fall in love with an advertised public toilet? You have issues bro! Deep deep issues.
Romance / Re: What Happened With This Deadrat Incident by Josh64(m): 9:47am On May 08, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Get lost you cretinuos son of a dingbat! I had to check your profile to see if you are worth having a mental combat with,not only were your posts discouraging,you face couldn't save up.


A simpleton trying to dish overused sarcasms and copied ones at that! Joke of the century! I can't stop laughing cheesy cheesy. Not only i was told, It was accounted nko? cheesy Lol... Wetin person no go see for Nl.

See him cheek like puff puff wey no see beta heat! cheesy cheesy Guy you be clown! Idiota! Save your self some stress, don't bother to reply because i won't read!

Jesus! Madam, pls drink more water and try to have sex more often. You should not use such profanity on only one person who was just curious like I was too.

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Sports / Re: See Jose Mourinho’s Amazing Car Collection by Josh64(m): 11:42pm On May 07, 2018
SonOfAfonja:


Biggest club in the world ;> ? Abeg make una lemme make I comot this guy teeth!

Calm down macho! Manchester United remains the bigger of the top three. Just check the value of each of the top three clubs and your gra-gra go reduce drastically.
Sports / Re: See Jose Mourinho’s Amazing Car Collection by Josh64(m): 5:42pm On May 07, 2018
He is the manager of the biggest club in the world. Surely he deserves the best rides money can buy.

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Deletes Her Instagram Account After She Was Bashed Over Chioma by Josh64(m): 11:18am On May 02, 2018
I just feel Davido has been disrespectful to his baby mamas and kids with the way he has gone abt this Chioma issue.

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Romance / Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by Josh64(m): 10:56pm On Mar 27, 2018
Shugarlord213:
I don’t know what you people are saying. I have taken women as h.oes and treated all Nigerian girls as the same.

I stopped dealing with women for 5 months to enable me save money to buy a car, because with a car you have unlimited access to their kitty even your friends wives and girls will follow you just so you know how cheap they are.

Once I fvck a naija gal, I just drop her at the busstop and leave #500 for her hand. Sometimes as soon as she steps off my car, I zoom off

If the girl like male she call me again if she doesn’t call me I get over 40 number ladies women way day disturb me for WhatsApp

Why spend for a leech when you got a car and bills to pay. I even bought a dog so to tell you I can’t afford to spend money on another being with complete legs and hands

Guys get sense pls and pls. Get a car if you don’t have. If you are on leggedis benz we way get car go fvck your babe and we don’t care how you feel atall

And someone actually liked this? Someone has failed at parenting. Some of those girls have human feelings and think you are human too. Guess they were wrong!

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Celebrities / Re: Sauce Kid Released After Being Jailed For Fraud In U.S. by Josh64(m): 1:51pm On Mar 25, 2018
Convikt!
Car Talk / Re: Car Badge Acronyms You Probably Never Knew The Meaning Of by Josh64(m): 7:00am On Mar 18, 2018
Toyota
xle means executive luxury edition
le is the luxury edition
se is sport edition.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See This Thing I Killed In My Room That Looks Like A Snake by Josh64(m): 11:37am On Mar 01, 2018
Just tell me the name of that your phone.
Autos / Re: 2004 Mercedes Benz S Class For Sale (foreign Used) 2.7m by Josh64(m): 11:05am On Mar 01, 2018
S class 07 my ass. Dreamer! 04 maybe.
Car Talk / Re: Ford's EcoSport Sets New Guinness Record For World's Largest Billboard In Spain by Josh64(m): 9:06am On Feb 24, 2018
culprince:

One spanner lost

Lost forever!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United : UCL (0 - 0) On 21st February 2018 by Josh64(m): 9:56pm On Feb 21, 2018
martineverest:
Sevilla is useless in Laliga this season.....every club flog Dem black and blue....yet they are oppressing manu
How come they are fifth on the log then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United : UCL (0 - 0) On 21st February 2018 by Josh64(m): 9:44pm On Feb 21, 2018
I no watch again. Man U dont just know how to play simple pass me I pass you football.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United : UCL (0 - 0) On 21st February 2018 by Josh64(m): 8:04pm On Feb 21, 2018
Doubt we will play to win here. A draw suits us well considering how poor we play in Spain. GGMU!
Romance / Re: She Loves Me But I'm not Sure I Do Love Her by Josh64(m): 10:03am On Feb 17, 2018
Relationships are complicated. Your ideal woman might not tick all your boxes but you have to ask yourself if she will make you happy in the long run. And, those castles you built up about relationships! Burn them, they do not exist in the real world.

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