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Food / Re: Who Remembers This Ghana Bread From The 80s? by Josh64(m): 10:24am On Feb 18
Mcreloaded:
OP be careful, I know what you are trying to do here.

For those of you that have acknowledged eating this bread and its sweet taste with butter, it means you are over 45 years old and a little above 55 years old.

Na old people full this nairaland and I am sure most of the guys are not married or marriage don crash.

Lol
How time flies sha day's of voltron and super Ted cartoon

I'm 34 and I ate this thing well as an adolescent. Its found very well around badagry and environs, not so much in mainland Lagos though.

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Car Talk / Re: My Neighbour Jacked Up My Car by Josh64(m): 9:00am On Feb 17
Sucre6:


I would subscribe to this advice if he hadn't jacked his car and threatened him to submit the keys, first of no written agreement I t was based on gentlemen understanding, and for car way you paid on installments and the money has since been refunded.

Dem no born him papa well, I will personally mess the idiot up, nah because op seems like a simp who doesn't know his right nah why, this can never happen with me, I go show am say him own craze they learn work

Do you even understand what a gentleman's agreement is?

A man's word is his bond.
Properties / Building For Sale At Ijeja Agbado by Josh64(m): 8:47am On Feb 16
A 3 bedroom bungalow uncompleted building for sale sitting on a half plot of land at Ijeja along oke oko road.

Price: 7m

Pictures and videos available on request as it's too large for upload here.

Foreign Affairs / Re: US Plans To Station Nuclear Weapons In UK As Threat Of WW3 With Russia Increases by Josh64(m): 9:35am On Jan 29
Praxis758:
US is the global police.

Thank God Russia, China or the Middle Easterners are not as powerful as the US is, else, the world would have been annihilated a long time ago.

Did you deliberately leave your brain in the 1960s?? Aren't you seeing the west for what they are right now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chealsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2023 by Josh64(m): 7:27am On Dec 07, 2023
membranus:


PL head to Head:

Man U 18wins (including tonight)

Chelsea 18wins

Draw 25

You've won 2 of the last 7 meetings, the rest have been draw.

#COPIED

Therefore enjoy your joy today. Tomorrow belongs to Chelsea.

Today makes it 19 win for Man United. Dont steal one win back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chealsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2023 by Josh64(m): 7:26am On Dec 07, 2023
maestro299:
The idiot was so flat-footed. Onana na big scam.

Did you see how many misplaced passes Sanchez had today that United should have capitalized on??

That's what Onana brings to the table; a chance to play out safely from the back.

He'll improve on the rest but that trait cannot be taught. That's why de gea left.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Opinion Will You Defend Like This? by Josh64(m): 7:32pm On Dec 04, 2023
God did not create man, man created God!
Autos / Re: Dirty Cheap Range Rover Sport - Tokunbo Standard by Josh64(m): 11:52pm On Nov 13, 2023
This is not a 2010!
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Josh64(m): 9:48pm On Nov 10, 2023
waploger:



Depends on your location... Are you in Lagos?

Yes.
Celebrities / Re: "We’ve Gone Back To Being Strangers" – DJ Cuppy Laments Failed Engagement by Josh64(m): 11:34am On Nov 10, 2023
benuejosh:
An what if what she is saying has nothing to do with her relationship with Taylor?

Come to think of it, none of her relationships has lasted more than a year if i am correct. There's an issue somewhere.

Any young guy looking to settle down with cuppy must be as rich as her dad otherwise forget it. She has all that she wants or needs to be comfortable without a man. So you must be on the same level with her Dad as a guy to settle down with her.

Is mr eazi as rich as otedola??

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Josh64(m): 11:03pm On Nov 08, 2023
Please house how much is an xsmax screen replacement going to cost??
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Prime Minister Sacks Minister, Paul Bristow Who Called For Gaza Ceasefire by Josh64(m): 11:26am On Oct 31, 2023
OLAADEGBU:
Darkness
Gary Varvel October 30, 2023


Can you even explain what you posted? Or you just nicked it from somewhere cos it looked cool??
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Says 25% Of Votes In FCT Not Compulsory by Josh64(m): 6:32am On Oct 27, 2023
SmartyPants:


Appeal to where??

Court of public opinion or court of God!
Religion / Re: Checkout What The Bible Says About Ga'za (Pictures) by Josh64(m): 10:04am On Oct 19, 2023
The level of stupidity on nairaland is irreversible. No wonder I left here for X.

Retards!
Travel / Re: "Fathala Wildlife Reserve In Senegal" Where You Can Chill With A Lion With A St by Josh64(m): 6:24am On Sep 02, 2023
Edusouls:
bro u know nothing, I repeat u know nothing, ur skull is numb and empty, as all of us u have to understand that earth is made by supreme beings , and our little and always malfunctioning brains are made to understand just the basics to survive in our short lives in this world so stop boasting of ur stupid conditioning theory, go and get a stick and do ur conditioning then confidently go in there those wild beast would just share u into two equal halves.. waiting pass u pass u bro..

Aii bro. Life is too short to argue with dumbos on the internet. Person wey stupid go everly stupid. No amount of education can change that.
Travel / Re: "Fathala Wildlife Reserve In Senegal" Where You Can Chill With A Lion With A St by Josh64(m): 12:50pm On Sep 01, 2023
Edusouls:
bro these are wild lions ooo in a park, what u don’t know u don’t know just shut up with ur funny theory, remember there are many powers in existence we don’t understand bro, the world is too deep and mysterious for our little brains

I know a lot more than you do on voodoo. I was raised in a home like that but again my "education" has taught me some things are "conditioned". I understand that term may be new to you so maybe shut up when people with better knowledge tell you things and stop bringing up higher powers like youve seen Jinns before cos some people actually have.

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Travel / Re: "Fathala Wildlife Reserve In Senegal" Where You Can Chill With A Lion With A St by Josh64(m): 6:57am On Sep 01, 2023
Trys:

Wake-up from your slumber guy,I am a Christian but voodoo,black magic and enchantment are real. Forces are real guy. You don't believe doesn't mean they don't exist.


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Maybe voodoo is real but this trick here is called conditioning. Theyve been trained since they were cubs to do no harm to anyone who carries those staffs just as youve been conditioned from the day you were concieved to think a particular way.

You never had a choice but somehow in your mind youll think you do lol.
Autos / Re: Distress Sale 2006 Range Rover by Josh64(m): 2:21pm On Jul 09, 2023
Omihanifa:
Stop playing

Leave him na.
Food / Re: How do you make your noodles? (picture) by Josh64(m): 8:58am On Jun 09, 2023
After knowing how much calories they contain, ive stopped eating them. How ordinary one super pack go be over 600 calories

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Sports / Re: Awoniyi Shares Testimony In Church After Helping Forest Escape Relegation(Video) by Josh64(m): 8:54am On Jun 09, 2023
beejay85:

He was at Liverpool before leaving for fc union Berlin....so his current team position doesn't matter.If he is considered good enough a good team will surely show up..

Did he get a minute of football at Liverpool He just isnt good enough and no level of testimony will get him there.
Sports / Re: Awoniyi Shares Testimony In Church After Helping Forest Escape Relegation(Video) by Josh64(m): 8:31am On Jun 07, 2023
Freshtruth:
See person wey get millions for account still dey serve God who be u dey dey do 50k naira job dey give excuse not to serve God. I see this guy moving to Arsenal or Chelsea in the next 2season


No power on heaven or earth can take him to a top 8 club in England.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Dr. Joseph Dituri Breaks Record For Time Spent Living Underwater by Josh64(m): 12:24pm On May 17, 2023
FoolishBoy419:



To be frank,I couldn't find anything special about what the woman did and I don't understand why she's being hyped. Sure, it took a lot of hardwork but when you look at other Guinness records, you will just get second hand embarrassment from the way we are parading her as if she'd just discovered the cure for cancer. Maybe it's just me though.

Its not just you. Something is wrong with the brain of the average nigerian.
Family / Re: How Am I Suppose To Fight For My Home Here? by Josh64(m): 5:45am On May 17, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Praying to whom exactly? Are you kidding? undecided

You see, Scripture states that God does not answer the prayers of the unrighteous; the pleas and requests and every petition, praise, offering, work, plea, sacrifice, etc., of the unrighteous are tainted by their sins(disobedience/unholiness) and are hence an abomination to God. So, what is definite is that even your many pleas for the forgiveness of sins are not answered by God given that God made no special exemptions for that kind of plea. No amount of praying can cause God to change His mind regarding that which concerns the unrighteous by the way. So if you are thinking of prescribing more prayers that only means you really don't understand or know God at all. undecided

God, however, openly bragged about how He only answers the prayers of the righteous; He delights in granting them the desires of their heart meaning that they are those who are loved by Him. For this very reason, Jesus Christ urged His followers to seek first the Kingdom of God and God's Righteousness in order that all things— the blessings and rewards of the Kingdom of God(holiness), answers to prayers included—shall be added on to them. And as Jesus Christ explained in His Gospel, the only way to become Holy, and then also Righteous, is by way of continuous submission and obedience to the teachings and commandments of Jesus Christ, god's Truth and Law in the Kingdom of god - John 8 vs 31 - 36 & John 14 vs 15 - 23. Jesus Christ is the only way. Obedience to the Truth of God is the one and only path to righteousness. No amount of praying and other religious rituals can accomplish that. undecided

God deals indirectly with the unrighteous, the same way He deals with the unbelievers including the wicked and the ungrateful and that is by pouring out His mercy and kindness on them daily. So every time as an unrighteous you feel that God has answered your prayer know that at that same moment, or moments before that, God also provided the same mercy or similar to someone else across the world — or maybe just across from you— who does not even believe in God, nor asked God for anything. So, if answers from God are what you seek, then do what Jesus Christ said you should, which is to seek first the Kingdom of God(holiness), and then God's righteousness, in order that all these things —the blessings and rewards of the Kingdom of God(including answers to prayers) can be added to you. undecided

Magic has a better chance of happening to her than God hearing her prayer. She needs to get off her arse and move for the sake of her own life and future. undecided

All these epistle just to drop trash.
Crime / Re: White House confirms Attack In Anambra: No US Citizens Were Involved Or Hurt by Josh64(m): 5:41am On May 17, 2023
xpressionx:
So you mean the Federal government said for Americans were killed in other to use the excuse to go in and cause mayhem?

More like giving a dog bad name in other to kill it?


I read it as "four US embassy staffs killed". Where did you see "americans" biko?[quote][/quote]
Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by Josh64(m): 3:08pm On Jan 13, 2023
125k to remove a bastard that isn't even yours if truly shes pregnant? If that thing pass 40k make I bend.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Creation: FG's Project TMAX To Kick-Off In Edo Today by Josh64(m): 8:10pm On Jan 11, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / Job Creation: FG's Project TMAX To Kick-Off In Edo Today by Josh64(m): 8:08pm On Jan 11, 2023
The Federal government explained her concerns by citing the country's rising unemployment rate and deteriorating values, as well as the need for intervention which birthed the idea of Project TMAX - aimed to alleviate poverty and create job opportunities for the masses, thereby lifting 100 million people out of poverty by 2030. In this light, the government partnered with existing private and public technical and vocational training centres across Nigeria for the progress of this initiative.

Over 400,000 applicants registered for the program at its inception. Currently, about 13,000 beneficiaries are enrolled in six pilot states - Lagos, Ogun, Enugu, Kaduna, Nasarawa, and Gombe. The maximization skills offered across the various centres include Automobile, Furniture Works, Welding & Fabrication, Plumbing & Fittings, Tiling & Interlocking, Electrical Installation, Solar Installation & Maintenance, Air Conditioning & Refrigeration Repairs, Photography & Cinematography, Tailoring/Fashion Design, Beauty Care & Cosmetology, and Leather Works.

Training kick-started in these states in November across various centres and is expected to end in February of 2023 with the exception of beauty & cosmetology which has already ended in December of 2022 across every centre with its beneficiaries expressing their joy and gratitude to Project T-Max for giving them this unique opportunity.

It came as no surprise when the Lagos State Commissioner for Education, Mrs Folashade Adefisayo, commended the initiative. She also praised the government's commitment to training youths to be self-sufficient, and stated how Project TMAX has created opportunities for youths to learn trades that will aid them be contributing members of the society rather than relying solely on certificates.

Finally, Edo, which is the last of the pilot states, will begin its registration on 12th January and end on the 21st of January 2023. Training is expected to commence in earnest on the 30th of January and will last for three (3) months. A total of 2000 beneficiaries will be enrolled into the program in various centres across the state.

Fela Bank-Olemoh, the Senior Special Assistant (SSA) to the President on Education Intervention, is a significant voice in this project, and his joy knows no bounds. He stated that the number of applicants was massive, and the growth and commitment of the beneficiaries will encourage the government to expand the program to more states, giving more Nigerians the opportunity to be self-sufficient and establish a secure career path for themselves.


To register for Project Tmax in Edo State, please click this link https://portal.tmax.ng

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Politics / Re: 10 Nigerian States That Can't Survive Without Federal Allocation - TheCableIndex by Josh64(m): 12:20pm On Feb 09, 2022
lightskinnigga:
abia is doing better than all the south west states except Lagos.

Forget that we expose our governors incompetence..that’s the only way we get to work

Abia state below

One screenshot answers all the question then. Mufutau!
Sports / Re: Sir Ferguson's Man United 2007/08 Team Voted Premier League's Greatest Ever by Josh64(m): 10:20am On Feb 09, 2022
ThierryJay:
This is just a random Twitter poll na and not even from a renowned sports tabloid.

Officially, Arsenal's invincibles were awarded best ever EPL team by the Premier League authorities a few years ago ( around 2018).

Personally, I think 2017/18 Man city, 99/00 Man utd and 05/06 Chelsea are better than the 2007/2008 Man utd team

And yet none of them ever did a three-peat.
Sports / Re: PSG Ready To Make Mbappe Highest-Paid Player Ahead Of Messi, Neymar by Josh64(m): 12:35pm On Feb 08, 2022
Honor10:
Money has spoil football, too much money.

I generally feel players are overpaid and overhyped

Too overpaid and hyped.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Nigerians Have Seen Ancestors Dressing As Youths Before - Adeyanju by Josh64(m): 7:52am On Feb 08, 2022
Throwback:


You are teaching PR to somebody who is also on a PR hustle? Her PR hustle only served as a pedestal to another's counter PR hustle that is more successful.

Her own PR thread got owned by the opposition.

You are the naive one between the trio.

Oh! Forgive me for not sleeping on here to know what every moniker does on here. My statement is still true irregardless of whatever she is. Don't see how that makes me naive.

But things have different meanings to different people though. Peace!
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Nigerians Have Seen Ancestors Dressing As Youths Before - Adeyanju by Josh64(m): 11:20pm On Feb 07, 2022
redPUSSY:
I don't know why the charlata.n above and below me is contaminating this thread with junks and recycled pictures sad angry sad

Its called PR. They've been paid to do that. His friends and associate will also flood the thread with posts endorsing tinubu. Na hustle dem dey hustle.

Pay no attention to them!

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