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Romance / Re: There's Something I Noticed Which Is Really Bad by Josh64(m): 10:20am On May 10, 2018 |
You pushed your mum? Well this much I can tell you; they are talking to you because you are their son and nothing can change that. Doesn't mean they are happy with you or what you did has been forgiven. They are simply leaving you to your fate as they have a good idea of the kind of child you are and they pretty much don't care how you turn out, at least until you make it in life. What you simply need to do is grow up, call both of them, prostrate if you are yoruba, and beg. Like better open up your heart kind of begging o and ask for their forgiveness and that they pray for you. How dare you push your mum sef? Keeping quiet and walking out on her is always allowed next time. |
Celebrities / Re: Chris Brown Sued By Woman Who Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted And Raped by Josh64(m): 10:02am On May 10, 2018 |
PSTEMMA1960: Exactly why I knew it was a joke cos it is still morning and your offers is already off. Oshey |
Romance / Re: VIDEO: Married Woman Send N*de Video To Husband Friend Who Pretend To Be A White by Josh64(m): 9:56am On May 10, 2018 |
She did nothing wrong here. We all know the economy di bad and the husband might not be financially capable. So, what harm is there in sending a few nudes for some dollars? Besides, na the husband friend be the real idiot, and what was his aim to begin with? My only concern is, are those boobi sumptious to the eyes? |
Celebrities / Re: Opeyemi Adetunji: "I Cannot Allow My Boobs To Be Touched In A Movie" by Josh64(m): 9:54am On May 10, 2018 |
All na wash! |
Health / Re: A Review Of Common Dangerous Drugs by Josh64(m): 9:39am On May 10, 2018 |
Just out of curiosity, I did weed, codeine, rohypnol and I can tell you I don't understand how anyone gets addicted to those shhit! The one wey dey vex me pass na gegemu, monkey tail and pawpaw; e just be like say the users dem get death wish. |
Celebrities / Re: Banky W To Adesua Etomi: "I Like Your Small Boobs The Way They Are" by Josh64(m): 9:27am On May 10, 2018 |
kennygee: Sorry sis! Already has. |
Celebrities / Re: Chris Brown Sued By Woman Who Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted And Raped by Josh64(m): 9:21am On May 10, 2018 |
PSTEMMA1960: Nor dey use money issue play with Lagosian o! |
TV/Movies / Re: Is Thanos Really A Villain In "The Avenger : Infinity War"? by Josh64(m): 9:19am On May 10, 2018 |
Guykhena: These oyinbo people have been putting this question to our face for a long time. They did it in the movie "2012", they did it with Samuel Jackson character in "Kingsman" and a lot of other movies. The issue is humans are killing the planet and while the western cultures have realized this and started steps to curb the one single menace of overpopulation by adopting checks like same sex marriages, abortions and even China adopted the "one child rule", our moral compass has limited us to nothing but overpopulate the whole continent that we now run to their place for sustenance. As the character played by Samuel L Jackson in "kingsmen" put it, once a virus attacks a host, a power struggle ensues. Either the hosts kills the virus or the virus kills the host, either ways, the virus dies. I think you can guess who the virus is in this scenario. The bottom line still remains, Thanos sought for a permanent fix, and he found it. Iron man had knowledge and he built weapons and shields for himself, Asgardians built a city made of gold after pillaging planets and ruled over them from the sky, even avengers only pick the wars that suits them, even the Wakandas built a dome to shield themselves from the outside world, meaning the troubles of the outside world is of no concern to them; but not Thanos, he sought for only one thing, and that is balance to the entire universe. That is enough reason for me to make him the hero in that movie. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Is Thanos Really A Villain In "The Avenger : Infinity War"? by Josh64(m): 8:49am On May 10, 2018 |
MJBOLT: That is one simple way of putting it. |
Romance / Re: Fight At A Wedding: Groom Slept With Bridesmaid & It Was Discovered by Josh64(m): 8:43am On May 10, 2018 |
Now that's a good wedding brawl. If na naija ehn, na kpos, kpos you go just dey hear. Bottle go don full everywhere before you open eye. I hate naija fights. 11 Likes |
Family / Re: Don't Shake A Gas Cylinder To Know The Level Of Its Content. Its Dangerous(pics) by Josh64(m): 7:28am On May 10, 2018 |
Even if doing it sounds dangerous, you backed it up with no fact and therefore is not FP worthy! Kai! The mod wey push this thing come front page fall my hand o. 42 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Replies Davido’s Shade. Calls Chioma A 'Bitch' by Josh64(m): 1:22am On May 10, 2018 |
Davido keeps acting like a kid since this whole Chioma issue began. Makes me want to join the bandwagon that that Ibo girl visited one place to do the thing o. How do you justify making your kids see all this with someone else who isn't their mum? If you want to show off, at least do it off social media cos someday, someone will accuse your daughters of being birthed by a LovePeddler, and judging by how you treat them now; boy would they be right? 132 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: Man Walk Out Of A Lady He Is Dancing With After Smelling Her Private Part (video by Josh64(m): 1:19am On May 10, 2018 |
lefulefu: My brother, women have issues we can't possibly comprehend. Just accept that, else, which one is Ph level again and how a different sperm can change the ph level of the vj and thus making it give out that offensive stench? 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: A Nigerian Yale Student Was Racially Profiled For Napping In Dorm Common Room by Josh64(m): 12:55am On May 10, 2018 |
The babe use style get agidi o. One thing she should have realized was that the whites still see us in different light; some will accept us and some won't. I have faced far worse in my own country here that this shit wouldnt do me anything in another man's country as long as you aint putting cuffs on me. You are black, you have been profiled, the police have been nice but they have to do their job and all you have to do is just answer a few questions and walk away but she just has to be the intelligent one and at the end of the day she was asking questions she didn't need to. BTW, she looks good at 35. |
Celebrities / Re: Chris Brown Sued By Woman Who Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted And Raped by Josh64(m): 12:53am On May 10, 2018 |
Even Americans have village people. They have finally gotten this guy. So this is how FTC feels for the first time in over a decade on nairaland. I have a good feeling about this week. 47 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Man Walk Out Of A Lady He Is Dancing With After Smelling Her Private Part (video by Josh64(m): 12:51am On May 10, 2018 |
lefulefu: So I thought too until it happened with one of the cleanest girls I've ever been with. Did a few searches and found out that women have a lot of problems men can't possibly understand. That shit can happen to the cleanest of them. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: [18+] The Moment A Boy Posted His After-sex Pose On FB by Josh64(m): 12:36am On May 10, 2018 |
I am quite sure I have seen this picture before and it bore a different caption. Now I am sure bloggers cannot make heaven. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Baby Daddy Situation by Josh64(m): 12:31am On May 10, 2018 |
Everyone wants a free pass with their babymama. Don't make the same mistakes twice, in fact, don't let him get a sniff of your panties else, you will be on a very long thing. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Pictures Playboys Can Relate To When A Pretty Lady Moves Into Their Neighborhood by Josh64(m): 12:27am On May 10, 2018 |
igbodefender: I go collect 0.025 I swear. Make I forward my wallet details? lol |
Romance / Re: Man Walk Out Of A Lady He Is Dancing With After Smelling Her Private Part (video by Josh64(m): 12:25am On May 10, 2018 |
Vaginal smell na something else o. Your brain cells shuts down immediately and the only thing you can think about is escape and fresh air. 18 Likes |
Romance / Re: Man Walk Out Of A Lady He Is Dancing With After Smelling Her Private Part (video by Josh64(m): 12:22am On May 10, 2018 |
Romance / Re: Ideal Hieght For A Nigerian Guy by Josh64(m): 12:14am On May 10, 2018 |
It is an irrelevant question in as much as you have no power over how tall or short you can be. A better and more relevant question would be; how much money is ideal for a guy in Nigeria? Maybe we can talk then. |
Romance / Re: 5 Things Why Girls Will Always Love Wizzypenny by Josh64(m): 12:10am On May 10, 2018 |
IamPlato: And he did a poor job of it too. Who refers to themselves in third person? |
Romance / Re: Help Alert! Procrastination, Shyness And Timidity Has A Permanent Cure! by Josh64(m): 12:02am On May 10, 2018 |
Romance / Re: When He Ask You To Get Pregnant Before He Marries You_ Nwaamaikpe React by Josh64(m): 12:00am On May 10, 2018 |
Saviour22:She says "calm down". |
Romance / Re: When He Ask You To Get Pregnant Before He Marries You_ Nwaamaikpe React by Josh64(m): 11:49pm On May 09, 2018 |
Next you will have a fan club, then have meeting points where you can contribute money to feast when your hero finally pays you a visit once a year and maybe then, he can tell you himself how incredibly stupid you have been for taking sarcasm for something else. |
Romance / Re: South African Man Refuses To Give His Roommate & Girlfriend Privacy by Josh64(m): 11:44pm On May 09, 2018 |
My roomy for school then go don use pinching take finish you. As you no go wan fall hand na, na jejely u go waka comot. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Stolen Black Porsche Panarema4 by Josh64(m): 11:28pm On May 09, 2018 |
Test drive wey you no dey beside am? The dealer is a learner. |
Crime / Re: Zambian Stanbic Bank Staff Sentenced To Prison For Stealing Bank’s Money by Josh64(m): 11:21pm On May 09, 2018 |
So this one vj can't fetch her 1m pere? If I be her boyfriend, the amount wey she steal go make me disown am. 33,000 kwacha is over a million naira. We are finished in this country. Ordinary Kwacha for God's sake. 36 Likes |
Crime / Re: Son Allegedly Hacks 83-year-old Father To Death In Enugu by Josh64(m): 11:20pm On May 09, 2018 |
Crime / Re: Man Caught On CCTV Using Fake Notes To Buy N120k Worth Of Goods [photo + Video] by Josh64(m): 11:14pm On May 09, 2018 |
You are looking for a Yoruba man! 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Upgrade by Josh64(m): 11:13pm On May 09, 2018 |
My brother, na u just dey waste you time o. |
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