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Properties / Re: Cheapest Places To Buy Land In Lagos - Co-tenant by Josh64(m): 10:53pm On Jun 22, 2019
This guy know wetin him dey talk at all? Land in amje for 250l and 500max? You are high!
Health / Re: Snakes Take Over Alhaji Estate In Kurudu, Abuja (pix) by Josh64(m): 3:40pm On Jun 22, 2019
sammyj:
This na rattle snake. Extremely dangerous shocked

You know wetin rattlesnake be?

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Sports / Re: Henrikh Mkhitaryan Marries Long Time Girlfriend, Betty Vardanyan by Josh64(m): 3:12pm On Jun 18, 2019
FuckDaMods:
This babe that looks like smeagol is gorgeous?

This guy is wicked. As I look the girl again walahi na smeagol I see.
Science/Technology / Re: Common Snake In Eti-Osa Area Of Lagos: Is It Venomous Or Poisonous? by Josh64(m): 2:47pm On Jun 18, 2019
mightyhaze:
oga calm down,see how u just dey.curse curse the guy.. u be curse metologist?





Abeg op keep killing and fumigating those serpents like i and any reasonable ppl will do. we need a snake free world abeg.
instead of snakes i want to see fowls of all kinds,deers,bushrats and pigs etc. snakes and mosquitos have no use in this life

Everything has a place and use in the natural order. It's humans that threaten that order.
Science/Technology / Re: Common Snake In Eti-Osa Area Of Lagos: Is It Venomous Or Poisonous? by Josh64(m): 2:46pm On Jun 18, 2019
Ikem11:


All snakes does the only different is that some venoms isn't that high. No snake doesn't have venoms and all bites

What is this one saying?
Autos / Re: P100 FG Wilson Sound Proof Generator. by Josh64(m): 3:56pm On Jun 17, 2019
jceesquare:

Am I getting old or is my eyes deceiving?
Is that thing 37 million or 3.7 million nna?

Omo na 37m the guy write o. Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Premier League 2019-2020 Fixtures Leaked Online 24 Hours Before Official Release by Josh64(m): 9:17pm On Jun 12, 2019
[quote author=iHart post=79273384]Ok, I am not a football fan, how can I become one?[/qouote]

Ma by like that?
Sports / Re: Liverpool Players Having Fun With Trophy On Their Flight Back From Madrid (pics) by Josh64(m): 10:46pm On Jun 02, 2019
E be like say train pass on top Mane head.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Speaks On Her Marriage Induction Rituals (Photos, Video) by Josh64(m): 2:06pm On May 27, 2019
Must everything about this girl reach fp? Make these mods them try get sense na.
Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Opts For Ramadan Trip To Mecca Rather Than Holidaying by Josh64(m): 4:52pm On May 16, 2019
E go carry woman come back. Odiegwu!
Celebrities / Re: ''You will visit that Prison Again'' - Iyabo Ojo threatens Kemi Olunloyo by Josh64(m): 3:04pm On May 16, 2019
Iyabo Ojo hear English o!

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Sports / Re: Van Persie Gets Guard Of Honor As Referee And Players Stopped Match by Josh64(m): 8:32am On May 15, 2019
Better striker. Not like the useless Lukaku and Rashford we have now.

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Music/Radio / Re: Naira Marley X Zlatan - Am I A Yahoo Boy (official Video) by Josh64(m): 1:50pm On May 09, 2019
Trash!

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor And Her Future Mother In-law Dance Zanku (Photos) by Josh64(m): 5:31pm On May 08, 2019
Mother in law in her mind:

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Travel / Re: Passenger Stuck In Traffic, Missed Indonesia Crashed Flight by Josh64(m): 9:26pm On Oct 29, 2018
All those people saying God this Allah that. So your own God destined the death of 187 other people abi? Una no dey think before una open mouth.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 8:05pm On Oct 29, 2018
Found one.
Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Men Declared Wanted For Human Trafficking. Photos by Josh64(m): 5:25pm On Oct 11, 2018
cheesy
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 7:31am On Oct 11, 2018
chucsmoore:


Why not?

Chucsmoore, I am about to take an 07 Camry.

Abeg I need tips on how to maximise profit without hurting myself or the car and places you don't go to.

The car is still in very sound condition.

Thanks!
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 7:26am On Oct 11, 2018
pafo:


Bros you no go dey go house o with that your area.

If you do, you will be burning like 2000 fuel to go and come out daily then una roads na war. Went to ijanikin yesterday and the car I took is already suffering.

Yes! I can hear it's cry. grin

Lol.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 4:54pm On Oct 09, 2018
drestoneokuta:

Na u give me ginger to work today ooo.
I hope the rider didn't drop your rating? It can be frustrating when a car breaks down when a client is in the car, it once dropped my rating from 5 to 2.

But that an the experience... I hope u were able to do the car?
Driving a dead car is an experience all on its own.

The guy gave me 3 star despite the fact i waited 20mins for him to come down and still put a.c on for am as we dey wait another driver.

I just thank God say na taxify be the trip cos I dey maintain my 5 star for uber o.

Fixed the car and took it home for the owner to face his repairs. I'm done with dead cars.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 10:50am On Oct 09, 2018
So my partner first car broke down and he doesn't have money for the numerous fixes yet, he decided to collect the other car from the driver since he wasn't delivering and handed it to me last night.

Little did I know I was jumping from frying pan to fire. Woke up early to clean the car and do the the bad first he driver dumped. Fuelled the car and picked a rider at agege.

Before getting to that traffic light, na so car comot for gear o. I Don push am put for one side call my partner e no gree pick my call now.

Sun Don finish my life like this.

It's my third car on the job and not a single sound car.

Can nobody just give person a good clean car to work with.

Edit: been on shaft matter for an hour now with very little cash on me.

I dey go drop the car as soon as I finish, I nor do again.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 12:56pm On Jun 23, 2018
alstarmayo:
write the test and go for training


I wrote the test online and was told I passed it.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 12:15pm On Jun 23, 2018
I am just registering on Uber and I have my license and photo as active but my account still shows "waitlisted". Do I need to upload vehicle documents too before the account becomes active?

Note: I am hoping to get a car on rental.

A quick response will be much appreciated.

Cc Taxiappguy.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 8:47pm On Jun 13, 2018
alstarmayo:
since you're hoping to get a car on rental, you have no business registering TIN or account number on Uber


really? Thanks!
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 8:00pm On Jun 13, 2018
Josh64:
Please I need someone here, anyone to explain what I need in registering as a driver on uber/taxify. The thing is looking more complicated than I thought and what on earth is TIN and how do I get it?

I don't have a car yet but getting one on rental soon.

Guys pls, this is important
Romance / Re: What Determines Parenthood: Nature Or Nurture? by Josh64(m): 6:47pm On Jun 13, 2018
Not a damn thing! The woman is a goner though but my kids would be mine as long as they see me as their father.
Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Wife I Want A DNA Test? by Josh64(m): 6:45pm On Jun 13, 2018
Look into the girls’ eyes and ask yourself if the DNA result would change anything about how you feel about her. If it will, then do proceed with the test, but if it wouldn’t, just accept her as yours Forever and ever, amen!
Romance / Re: Why Black Men Never Wear Triangle Underwear? by Josh64(m): 6:32pm On Jun 13, 2018
Savage you are!

Tallesty1:
Our lives do not revolve around you and what makes you wet. If seeing us in what we wear makes you dry then kindly help yourself with a bucket of water.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 6:26pm On Jun 13, 2018
Dovehorizon:
Nextday, I did same thing around 8am, and I got a request too, this time ikoyi. One miniature girl with a gold colour hair and a nose ring dangling on her nose came out. She entered my ride, I greeted her but she didn't reply, well, that's none kd my business, my biz is to take u to your destination. She sat at the back, brought out her phone and made some calls, told me to pick up a friend of hers at Adeniran ogunsanya. I got to adeniram ogunsanya and her friend came out, I actually happened to know her friend. She shouted my name and asked me multiple questions within a minute. Then she asked why I was on ehailing platform, told her I was trying to be adventurous and she said, don't worry about what she said. Ride was 1800.



My point is, I have driven atleast more than 8people on uber platform and truly there are ups and downs.
You get to meet different peeps, the rude, nice, ugly, beautiful, bold, timid people.

If your driver says he can't pay 35k weekly on a sound car, don't bother taking him.

As a driver, your manner of approach, dressing and how neat your car is matters alot. I drive a 2014 SUV and yes majority of the riders i drove kept calling me for offline trips. Well, I got two offline trips from the guy i dropped at chevron, took his father to airport and my fair was 15k.

Guys, always make sure u look good, smell nice and make sure your car smells nice too. You can break-even in this business.

My first rider and I had a date, a successful date I must I say.


That's the end of my adventure and yes the adventure bore fruits of friendship.

2014 SUV! shocked It is a wonder you are not getting inline and outline trips sef.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Josh64(m): 6:14pm On Jun 13, 2018
Please I need someone here, anyone to explain what I need in registering as a driver on uber/taxify. The thing is looking more complicated than I thought and what on earth is TIN and how do I get it?

I don't have a car yet but getting one on rental soon.

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