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Romance › Re: by joshbam(op): 12:04am On Feb 23, 2015
runnazz:
see urself...babe dey give u green light wen fit open blind man eyes u still dey look for how to toast...dem still dey toast!! haba..dey follow her as she dey carry u along the love train,do something to show her u love her if u no fit vocalize am,na wah no need to wait for special time when the sun go set or when rainbow pass sky...to look her eyes and tell her NOTHING E NO GO WORK. Just tell her u love her badly and u hv feelings for her anytime u see her whether she dey with friends single her out..OR anytime she comes visiting just kiss her unexpectedly i swear she no go slap u & even if she slap u do am again deeply this time make u see if u nor get am down that very day..
Lolzzz @ open blind man eyes. Thanks for your contributions bros. Do you mean she can comprehend my feelings for her by my mere action without vocalising it to her? And moreover I'm always the one visiting her, maybe I'd invite her to my side one of these days.
Romance › Re: by joshbam(op): 11:03pm On Feb 22, 2015
@ all, your opinions are still much needed. Thanks!
Romance › Re: by joshbam(op): 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2015
ronald4lif:


Oh okay.

Chatting her up is even better than calling. Maybe try using sweet lines on her when you both are chatting, there are many you could use; life without you will be meaningless, it's so amazing how you let me in your life and please I want it stayed this way forever, your love is the purest thing that I ever felt bla bla. From her response you can start making the usual promises and there you have it; baby please can you let me a place in your heart, no matter how tiny is it I would glad make it my abode. Man up bro. Just flow with her response
Guy, thanks for your clue. Sure gonna be making use of some of those lines.
Romance › Re: by joshbam(op): 10:26pm On Feb 22, 2015
Beamborla:
Waif for one of those moments where you guys laugh and play a lot. After a Good laugh, hold her hands, look into her eyeballs and tell her your mind...



You might not know how to go about it... just tell her 'I've fallen for you'

Just saw it in a film grin
cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin funny you. Wanna get more advice from the Pros here.
Romance › Re: by joshbam(op): 10:24pm On Feb 22, 2015
ronald4lif:
How did you ask your ex girlfriends out?

A girl is already given you all the greenlight needed and you still don't know how to ask her out, for real.

Don't go about telling her can you be my girlfriend, that's not a good one. Just keep checking her out as many times as you can daily,, especially early in the morning and late at night, show you care that's the most important first step. As long as she's interested in you and as given you a positive signal you can also be acting up as her boyfriend after a few weeks of close communication, smooth talk her but keep it decent. Hang outs more often and do everything you know lovers do. Just maybe you two may get to lock lips together in one of your outings.
Thanks sir.

I've been trynna do all you've just highlighted. The problem is that I'm not that good in calling a girl on phone, I prefer chatting with her. And most of the times, I go to the clubhouse with her to watch any match she desires to watch. On the day of val, most of my friends were even calling her my babe, all she did was smile sheepishly.
Romance › Re: by joshbam(op): 10:12pm On Feb 22, 2015
Samiceman:
This looks genuine....

Op from all indications, it appears she likes u... U just have to summon the courage to ask her out.

Are u even afraid to ask her out nii or u don't know how to do it? undecided
The both sir.
Romance › by joshbam(op):
Hello Romancelanders,

I've know this girl for over 10months now. Though since then, we just saw about a month ago.

When I was trynna search one of my secondary school classmates on the FB search engine, I came across her name and since then we've been good friends. I comment on most of her pictures/status and she does same. Ever since we know, if at all she wanna tag anybody on her photo, I'm always the one.

We both attend the same institution. Same level and same faculty. When she wanted to move from her old apartment she told me and I assisted her in getting a new one (though close to mine a little).

On the day of Valentine she asked me if I would go to the club at night, I told her yes. She told me to come pick her so we could go together. But I couldn't go pick her because they were about locking their gate so she went there before me. I later called her, but she didn't pick. When I got there, I was tactically looking for her but couldn't find her. I later sat down outside. After some minutes, I went inside again and pretended like dancing. When she saw me she called me, I went straight to her, she held my hand and we both went out to the other bar.

She told me she had already taken some bottles courtesy some friends. I told her ok but would she mind taking suya and a bottle of beer or snap, she said she was ok. I later bought her a snap and we went back to the club alongside my friends. We danced, I 'rocked' her and did everything do-able. She told me her (male) coursemates were disturbing her when the dancing show was still on, so I had to quickly move her from there.

I was taking her to my house since it was late but she said she was still going home. I had no choice than to take her home. After everything I dropped her home and left there.

With our recent chat, it seems she kinda love me but I don't know how to make the move. If I don't do it in time, I may end up being friendzoned. Nairalanders, please how do I go about it?
Technology Market › Re: MTN 1gb Now N350, 10gb = N2900 - WhatsApp: 08092002503 by joshbam: 5:32am On Feb 20, 2015
TAVOX:
Thanks!
Thanks boss! Have you sent ithuh
Technology Market › Re: MTN 1gb Now N350, 10gb = N2900 - WhatsApp: 08092002503 by joshbam:
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Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Colombia: World Cup 2014 Quarter-finals (2 - 1) On 4th July 2014 by joshbam: 7:40am On Jul 02, 2014
Team Colombia.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by joshbam: 1:34pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mods (dani1luv, Ben-10), can you pls move the below thread back to romance section?! So, I should upload the pix I snap(ped) with my babe again? It's not meant to be a joke, pls, move it back for me.

Thanks as you do that!

https://www.nairaland.com/1585444/picture-nairalander-babe#
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by joshbam: 1:28pm On Jan 08, 2014
Jay bee, pls, move my thread back to Romance section! Does it look like joke to you? Pls I want my thread to be moved back to where it rightfully belongs. Na me and my babe be that. Or, is it wrong to upload a pics of you and your babe?

https://www.nairaland.com/1585444/picture-nairalander-babe
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander And His Babe by joshbam(op): 1:26pm On Jan 08, 2014
Jay bee, pls, move my thread to Romance section! Does it look like joke to you? Pls I want my thread to be moved back to where it rightfully belongs. Na me and my babe be that. Or, is it wrong to upload a pics of you and your babe?
Jokes Etc › Picture Of A Nairalander And His Babe by joshbam(op): 1:13pm On Jan 08, 2014
Below is the picture!

Christianity Etc › Re: Season Greetings To Nairalanders & Nigerians by joshbam: 12:23am On Dec 25, 2013
Happy Christmas Master!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barclays Premier League: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Today At 5:00pm by joshbam: 8:04am On Dec 24, 2013
All eyes on Chelsea! Anyways, Victory is sure.
Nairaland General › Seun Is Now UN-PM-ABLE (You Can No Longer Send Him A Mail) by joshbam(op): 7:04pm On Dec 18, 2013
I was surprised when I viewed Seun's profile and discovered that the "Send E-Mail Message To This Member" icon, was not there again. You can only find "Follow This Member" icon there.

Why?? Or, is he now allergic to Mails??
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Problem With Some Nairalanders And "Pictures Or It Never Happen"?? by joshbam(op): 8:35pm On Dec 12, 2013
huh huh
Nairaland General › What's The Problem With Some Nairalanders And "Pictures Or It Never Happen"?? by joshbam(op): 8:15pm On Dec 12, 2013
Most of them threads here, are always invaded by the aforementioned; I don't know why it always happens.

You will come across some plausible threads here, but the first comment you'd see, is "picture or it didn't happen", what does that actually mean??

Some times, you'll see threads like my husband doesn't like sex, but the next comment you'll see is "picture or it didn't happen". What picture do they actually need?? Is it the picture of when she was refusing or what?? I don't understand that.

Pls! What's the meaning of that?? I'm still afraid they would tell me to provide the picture of this my write-up, or it never happened.
Nairaland General › Re: There Was Once A MOD Called Sexkillz On Nairaland by joshbam(op): 8:07pm On Dec 12, 2013
Idrismusty97: You are not banned by sexkillz againgringrin.You are banned by nobody…In short a nobody banned you.
Lolz!
Nairaland General › Re: There Was Once A MOD Called Sexkillz On Nairaland by joshbam(op): 10:23am On Dec 09, 2013
Below is mine!

Banned by sexkillz in Politics for Going around a ban. Ban expires on 5:37pm On Mar 17, 2041
Nairaland General › There Was Once A MOD Called Sexkillz On Nairaland by joshbam(op): 10:21am On Dec 09, 2013
Sexkillz was once a mod on Nairaland! He thought Nairaland was his dad's property, not until he was openly rebuked.

He tried to frustrate so many members by giving them a lengthy ban, but today he's no longer allergic to ban! Because he's no longer a Mod.

Pls feel free to upload the screenshot of your lengthy ban profile, or just write it here so that Seun can see it! Maybe he he'll help us to reduce the ban, or unban the banned accounts.
Education › ASUU Strike: OOU Pulls Out; To Resume As Directed By Fg by joshbam(op): 8:36am On Dec 07, 2013
https://www.osundefender.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Olabisi-Onabanjo-University1.jpgThe Olabisi Onabanjo University, OOU Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State has also toed the path of some universities who have shunned the ongoing strike by Academic Staff Union of Universities. In a statement published in the school’s bulletin according to EDIFICATION an online education media, the school has been billed to resume as directed by the federal government on the the 9th December 2013.

READ REPORT AS POSTED BY EDIFICATION

Following the directives from the federal government that all striking lecturers of public universities in the country resume to the classrooms on or before 9/12/13, This inclusive all state universities in the country. Hence the management of Olabisi Onabanjo University has decided to commence all normal school activities, to this effect all registrations for the new and previous semester continues, we hereby implore our students to resume,complete their registrations for 2012/201313 session.

Adjustments and detailed directives will come from the school management in respect of the suspended 12/13 harmattan semester examinations soonest, that will be communicated to all students in their respective faculties.

In respect of the striking lecturers we have had a series of meetings and encouraging outcomes, We plead with Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU OOU Chapter to resume as our students are resuming and as the Rain semester starts soon.
SOURCE: http://www.osundefender.org/?p=135620
Education › ASUU Strike Latest: University Of Ibadan [UI] Announces Resumption Date by joshbam(op): 8:19am On Dec 07, 2013
According to a press release signed by the institution’s Registrar and Secretary to Council, Mr. Olujimi Olukoya: “Consequent upon the directives of the CPC which directed the Vice-Chancellors to re-open the Universities for academic and allied activities to commence, Management on Tuesday, 03 December, 2013 directed the Deans and Directors to open Resumption Register for academic staff willing to resume work to sign, on or before 04 December, 2013.”

https://www.osundefender.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/university-of-ibadan.jpg

Council, the bulletin stressed “at its extra ordinary meeting held on Wednesday, 04 December, 2013 deliberated on all the actions taken and ratified by the Committee of Provost, Deans and Directors (COPD) and ratified them”, adding that “Senate at its Special Meeting held on Wednesday, 04 December, 2013 considered the revised academic calendar for the remaining part of the second semester of 2012/2013 session proposed by the Committee of Provost, Deans and Directors and approved.”

It further stated that students are expected to arrive the University campus from Saturday, January 4th to Sunday, 5th.

“Examination will start on Monday 31 March and end on 11 April while the three weeks for the processing of examination results in Departments and Faculties will start on 14 April, 2014”, it added. The revised calendar further shows that the University’s senate meeting for the consideration of final year result is Monday, May 12, 2014 while the Senate meeting for the consideration of non-final year results and end of session is Monday, June 2, 2014.

The release added that “Senate took cognisance of the fact that the postgraduate students, medical students as well as students in other programmes not operating the semester system would not fit appropriately into the proposed calendar and, therefore, approved that the dates of resumption of these categories of students be determined by their respective academic boards.

“The Senate also directed that postgraduate students, medical students as well as students in other programmes not operating the semester system shall be addressed by their respective academic boards.”


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SOURCE: http://www.osundefender.org/?p=135606
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Nairaland General › Re: Seun, Mukina2, Semid4lyfe! This' Getting Much. Can Sexkillz Explain This?? by joshbam: 10:39am On Nov 07, 2013
What's the meaning of this??

Banned by sexkillz in Politics for Going around a ban. Ban expires on 5:37pm On Mar 17, 2041
Is he sure he'd still be alive then??
Sports › Compare These Threads And Judge (Nigeria Vs Mexico) by joshbam(op): 7:51pm On Nov 05, 2013
Sports › Re: Fifa U-17 World Cup Semi Final: Sweden Vs Nigeria On Tuesday Nov. 5th At 5:00pm by joshbam: 9:56pm On Nov 02, 2013
Mosino95: Predict the goal scorer pls
Do I really know their names??
Sports › Re: Fifa U-17 World Cup Semi Final: Sweden Vs Nigeria On Tuesday Nov. 5th At 5:00pm by joshbam: 9:20pm On Nov 02, 2013
Mosino95: If you think Nigeria will win, let me hear you say YEA
Mosino95: If you think Nigeria will win, let me hear you say YEA
YEA
Sports › Re: Fifa U-17 World Cup Semi Final: Sweden Vs Nigeria On Tuesday Nov. 5th At 5:00pm by joshbam: 8:54pm On Nov 02, 2013
We've been winning them since 1800

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