gunners160:
Despite all this, the North is Quiet. If na pictures of Halima wey wear clothes them go talk, if na issue of flexing and alcohol them go carry ham for head like plantain chips kan dey do door to Door search of offenders. 63 people killed and they are all quiet

Bastard sets of ppl

Until dem all dress half naked

Everyone is tired

molas02:
the lodging (ceiling) is too high for that young boy to knot the rope.... something is wrong. murdered

Exactly ooo and how the she know if the boy was trying to confirm

How did she know the boy was trying to confirm if death by hanging is real

Eriokanmi:
The stress too much on men abeeeg!. You go commot, fend for the wife, children, inlaws, parents and at the end of the day, she asked you to mention just one thing you've ever done for her since you married her whereas, you don buy her car, set her up in business, take care of her and put her kids in good schools even carry her go vacation. If you now begin to count all you've done, the story would change to....heeen, so for your mind, you don do wetin nobody don do for him wife abi, you no even get shame as you dey count am. You never do enough in fact you've done nothing

She collects your phone, you think say she likes you or she just wants to call...na lie, na opposite sex name and message she go dey find. You must answer every single question she throws at you about such messages . In spite of your explanation, she still doesn't believe you. She nags, nags and nags. If you are the wife beating type, you dey waste your time because you go beat taya till she stops breathing. When the children are all grown, na she go dey visit them one after the other and leave only you at home. Only men who know how to manage them dey last.

Deep

Oracleforce:


By their fruit, you shall know them.
Is your pussy a commodity?

If yes, bring it lemme price
I need to access and test the commodity before buying

I swr olosho dey plenty everywhere

Alxmyr:
If you are the one that initiated the break up, forget about those belongings of yours. If she is the one, go to her house when her new boyfriend is around to pick your things.

Exactly boss

obembet:
How can she recover all the sex and kissing?

U beta take it as price u pay for wasting her time.

I hate dating coward, u mate are buying cars for their gfriends, taking girls to dubia for shopping..

Ur jokes are funny
Ur own mate nko them day buy bone straight wig

shaboti:
Toke makinwa is not the cause of your misery, face your poverty!

Oboy u mumu gan oooo
Even if he faces his poverty how does his opinion affects your poverty

onyechez:

Do you have rivers linking to sea where you come from, to know if it is true or not.
Go and ask the Niger deltans like rivers state, Bayelsa, living in the riverside linking to the sea, if they exist or not. You can go there to experience it, anything you see you take.

So they only base for that location
Hmmm
So now only river side linking to sea

So those praying without tongue nko hmmmmmmmmmm

ojun50:

Home training will help go you go a long way.....

Pray it never get close to you, your family members, wife, children and friends until then you will never know how serious it is.

Lol just show us ppl who have it
Seeing is believing right
Prove him wrong
No need for insults... Shows u need home training too

We were all born sinners so there's no way to be completely free from it
Just try your best to live upright shikina

Whatever I give with my free heart God never complains cos he doesn't need the money just d spirit of giving

If u have seen mermaid thats your luck
As for me they not real
Very soon they will say centaurs are real
Or zombies

BigBrother9ja:

Who created death?
Don't be an idǐot

Its men dont u see how they waste each other ni

D boy has a strong head
Therefore he is strong headed
Lack of parental guidance

They all want men like that in their lives but they don't have what it takes

U can ask her to sell d hair second head for Una
Like 850,850 naira

Nice now no need to kill my chicken
Great way of advertising business
Grab d attention of the masses

OscarJaden:
hahahahaha just kill me

U might die soon be patient

setobaba:
Is she obsessed ??

And why is your pretty dog putting a straight face ??

Like for my German Shepard below

Make train no derail your dog ooo

olorunyomi25149:
So the joblessness cut across West Africa

E shock u

Wahala for me way never start

HeadNigga:
Headline makes it seem like Paul Okaye isn't RudeBoy.


English no be our language is the excuse

I swr

Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise.

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique .

I shouldn't have checked ur profile

doggedfighter:
Jobless and jealous.

A dangerous combo.


The only thing he owns is his dic.k.

See his soured face

A really dangerous combo oo

AlphaMajestic:


its true o..i just saw urs

this is serious...

wat kind of rubbish is dat one na :

ok i think is dat oath stuff we said yes to b4 u mke comments on islam..
So am nw a boko haram member lol

I dont think is necessary unless for ...... Hmmm

AlphaMajestic:


lets start it...

Allah is a dwarf that likes sex

Abeg nobody should trace me o

i dnt know who edited this stuff on my profile o..and i cant change it...
e be like say Buhari dun buy nairaland.com

I was looking at mine today sef
Always with d sex

TANTUMERGO007:
God your children asked for change and you gave us changes, only God knows when the next revolution go start na airport we go first block cause no one go escape.

My exact thoughts

Donspicey:



Lolsss,,,so na Gas dem dey use in the 80's??


Ohh ohhh ohhhhh,,now i remember na NEPTUNE u dey base,,,u no dey dis EARTH..

damn

Notatribalist:
When you turn 40 without man in your life you won't reason this way again, save this post till then.

Her vibrator will get her through