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Lennylinconlee:
Is it a must u leave off campus. Many ladies endager their life by staying off campus as a result of meeting up with so called Bigs girls standard......from this some of them get introduce to ladies cult or Aristo.......

D first girl on d floor,her yansh set sha

vjsmiles:
NO OFFE?NSE BUT HE IS RIGHT....

IF ALL THOSE THINGS HE MENTIONED ARE TRUE THEN BAE YOU AINT EVEN A HOUSEGIRL MATERIAL...
ONCE AGAIN NO OFFE?NSE

classicB:
He said this after a prolong chat that am not a wife material. He said I dnt display the attribute of one, what I.dnt understand is that must a gf act as a wife even when she isn't? Just to prove she's a wife material

First of all,upload ur pix make we c

searching4love:



THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY A NIGERIAN LADY. THEY ARE FULL OF IMMORALITY AND NOT ASHAMED TO DISPLAY IT IMAGINE A GIRL BITCHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY AND INLAWS. THIS IS A SHAME AND I WILL RATHER DIE SINGLE

U remind me of my childish years.

xreal:
Na wa oooh.

See fine boy.

How u come take see him face say na fine boy?

kristiana888:
I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?

bkos u gt small breast like 20naira fufu.

kristiana888:
I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?

bkos u get small breast,dats y.

Emytexboy:
https://www.nairaland.com/farano

https://www.nairaland.com/dechandel

https://www.nairaland.com/optional2

https://www.nairaland.com/whizqueen

https://www.nairaland.com/godmother

https://www.nairaland.com/mezay

https://www.nairaland.com/janeify

https://www.nairaland.com/marieolae

https://www.nairaland.com/palma

https://www.nairaland.com/mathematical

their smiles drives me crazy and i feel like.............?

Fake list. Them try sha,bt Op,they are not the ones wt d cutest jow.

Jennimma:
Couple and baker must be so high on weed

I guess they are fans of WALKING DEAD MOVIE.

kestolove95:
but pdp why?

Oga. who tell u now say na pdp do am? u ppl re just so easy to point out fingers. Have it crossd ur mind dat apc can do it so that the general public will think it's pdp,nd they they will gt favour frm dem. Well,u may be ryt,bt i guess u re wrong...

kestolove95:
but pdp why?

Oga. who tell u now say na pdp do am? u ppl re just so easy to point out fingers. Have it crossd ur mind dat apc can do it so that the general public will think it's pdp,nd they they will gt favour frm dem. Well,u may be ryt,bt i guess u re wrong.

gilgal7:
Poor dude not even a veron or bugatti in his fleet...lol

C ur life? Can u even boast of having a bike? Do ur bf Even have a Toyota Camry? With ur fake ass profile pix.

Sorry,so we get satellite since? and we no fit use am find boko boys. Abeg sell am for Ariaria market.

I see no diff. GEJ till 2019 when buhari don gt OND.

Nawa o. Point of correction OP. nobody can ruin ur administration except u. i believe GEJ ruined it himself by first of all (go down low) trusting these men.

ammyluv2002:
Which one be Missionary?

D type u had last nyt before u switched to dogey style.

tochimajesty:
My good people of nairaland and beyond, Pls I am presently working as a biometric staff with diamond bank as a contract staff. But I got offer from AB micro finance as a loan officer. The pay for diamond is 50k while that of AB is 70k. The diamond work come wit no stress while the AB micro finance is loaded wit stress and the threat to meet target. Pls give me your good advice my dear brothers.

Na so bank dey pay low? bro,take the 70k own o. but still,pray God should give u a better job. 50-70k is too small. But all the same, be grateful to God for the job you have. Many ppl dey fast and pray for Jobs like that or even cheaper.

SeverusSnape:
Chai!!!... **shedding tears**

Why should this happen for goodness sake?
May their souls rest in peace.
May the family of the deceased have the fortitude to bear the loss.
Please no one should politicize this

My broda Snape. d tin tire me. See as ppl mama jst die go. RIP to the dead.

NL mods must be sick upstairs. How many times dis pix wan appear for FP There are other interesting and useful news wasting in other threads. Seriously, u guys are not doing well. atall.

P.S no ban me o. Am jst voicing my frustration/anger.

exactly what i predicted Arsenal match yesterday.

Hmmm. I sense FP. but before i become TB Joshua,lemme park well. bring out my mat and watch.

saaedlee:
Prolly his Last Valentine dinner as President.

My Heart goes out to those Families whose sons and daugthers have been victims of the Insurgency!

We still stand on our resolve; #MarchForBuhari!

Vote General Muhammadu Buhari For President!

I go so much laf u wen hm win again. they there dey deceive urself since 765BC.

UPAwilliams.

Ur frnd na DON JOHN.

Richiy:
...and Sam Smith stole the show...leaving no single award for my Taylor

Is he dat guy that sang "stay with me"?.

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kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

After reading ur story,i quickly checked ur profile pix so i go see wetn d man be dey enjoy for ur back. Na una jst dey carry heavy duty for back,y d man no go mumu? Lol.

brosdoncome:
That man behind Attahiru Jega was caught off guard.

He has every right to sleep. U no dey see d time? 11pm. Or maybe d man just tire for the whole PDP magomago.

lucrownt:
Pardon, people used to say that the Nigerian policemen or women are liars and it is rare to see a Godfearing police officer.

Ya,i know. But my dad is not among. When he retired last 2yrs,ppl he has helped gave him LOTS of things,nd i mean LOTS of things. Sometimes we jokingly call him "Mr Do Good". But well,dats my dad am talking about,u dnt knw him.How cud u believe.

when a pastor mixes Christianity with politics.

lucrownt:
Policemen the worst beings God had ever created.

Not all,if u get to know my dad.