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Which kind of fruits? Is it apple,pawpaw,mango or banana? because i'v long been starving 2go bak 2 sch.

Dirty handwritting. If na Patience Jonathan,dem fr say na illitracy.

Tolexander: Wao Jarmaine Jackson of the
Jackson 5 of motown!

What about Jackie, Tito, Marlon
and Randy?

Ask Google

Brimmie: This one wey ppl dey kpai for Road.. R. I. P. To Them!!

JONATHAN NA BADLUCK

Who Go Con Save Ds Nation!?? Oh My Oh My!!

Is dis guy a Nairalander? What's he saying? Xo,if na ur papa be presido. Ppl no go kpai again abi??

What a continous tragedy. God bless the dead. Give strenght 2d living.

Good. Lets start 4rm smwhr. # I-ROBOT TINS #

So na even doggy style the boy give her? Nawa o!

I keep on laffing ppl lyk this. Now they wana use the name of God in stoping the moving train on its way to 2015? LoL. Chai. Politicians have time to waste. #HIT LIKE IF U KNOW GOD HIMSELF WANTS GEJ TO WIN#

The east west road we'v been crying let FG work on,has killd sm1 close 2 dem. Nawa o! Must it kill sm1 again,b4 dey do it?

I Just dey laf Amaechi. He thinks the elephant gives a f**k about the grass.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]STV has turned Bayelsa to the Entertainment capital, that's why they suddenly take everything there.
Who knows what the governor has promised them[/quote]Yet not a single cinema in the state.

Na wayo. Dat imo grl supose win. She cn rep naija in miss world.

Them tell u say naija get film concept With d increase of garr¡ And heart breaks here and there. Nt 2 tok of the big pen¡s dis underage grls will be recivn legally now. Do u think nollywood can make any of us cry?

chucksbadt: rate me!

is dat an arbortion belt?

This is me(s)

sunkoye: it is obvious dat this demu THING cant be a product of 9month

LMAO! I dnt advice of insults. Bt dis is the best and matured 1 i'v read xo far dis week!

Don Demu: Make them go siddon joor. Una no hold protest on beta matta na dis one come dey make una blood rush? Dem force you to marry under aged babe abi dem se make u marry off ur daughter early? FOOLS

Lyk seriously. What is dis Pencil D¡ck saying? Mayb u come 4rm a family that have no girl child,or u are a gay,and don't pity the innocence of the liltle girls.

All dos muslim NL smally dem wey dey sharp mouth. Start praying o. Let dis protest work. If nt,2mao one mallam wil just marry u. And make ur 1st marriage nyt so painful

i said it! Our law makers re all Gay Ass niggers!

What is soyinka saying? He's nw geting mad. Attacking GEJ as if he's his mate. Don't make me suport wat dat fool's daughter did to u few days ago. Was this the dream u shared with the MAGNIFICIENT SEVEN at ibadan in 1952? Mayb u'v 4goten so much.

Let me add smtin. Dat her hubby.READING. i dnt rily blv it o. To tel y'all d truth. I dnt. Bkos even if na AFRICAN NIGHT ENTERTAINMENT she dy read. Her grammatical errors would hv gone unnoticed.

With all d degree and experience in life. She's stil dull. Atleast in speech. Maybe she's gud in bed! #nobody is 100% olodo#

#singing my remix of Asa,fire on d mountain# There's fire on the mountain top,and everybody is runing. I say there's fire on the mountain top,but GEJ is standing.

Well. Dis is good. Not all eggs are bad afterall. Lets start 4rm smwhr. #lets give it up for Mr Abu Tanko#

Nothing new. I'v seen a machine that turns pee in2 water. #in a movie titled WATER WORLD#

I wish him safe journey

Now. This is flexing. Who say money no gud? Soft boy + soft babe = UNLIMITED DRILLING

Now,dis is FLEXING. Who talk say money no gud?

Nice joke. But i dnt concider this 2b in Front Page. PERIOD! #no offence#

#i forgot my 20naira at home# dats wat i'l tink

Sorry. Cant watch it no lite. Tnx 2 phcn. Don't wana waste ma disel,unless its Mama Patience on Air.