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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 60th Hat-Trick & Wins Man Of The Match Vs Norwich (Pix) by joshuaidibia(m): 11:59pm On Apr 16, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Absolutely, nothing is inspiring about this Ronaldo in football. Aside waiting in box to collect ball and score , the guy have nothing to offer in the pitch. Very boring player to watch. This guy is just overrated.

Messi Fangirl. Cry me a River grin

Prime Ronaldo was better than Prime Messi. Decline Ronaldo is still better than Decline Messi. Stop the hating

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Career / Re: How Much Is Your Current Salary? by joshuaidibia(m): 11:14am On Apr 16, 2022
650k

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Politics / Re: Ag Police PPRO, Adejobi: Police To Hold DPOs Responsible For Officer's Extortion by joshuaidibia(m): 10:25am On Apr 16, 2022
Dozis:
Believe this man at your own peril.
From DPO to IGP, they all collect returns

This man is really trying. If you follow him on Twitter you'll understand what I'm saying.
Sports / Re: Ikpeba Responds To Osimhen’s Online Comment About Him by joshuaidibia(m): 12:14am On Apr 13, 2022
Massiveglory:
That's a fatherly response

Was it fatherly when he opened his wide mouth to call him werey?
Entertainment / Re: I Vowed To Do Michael Jackson’s Dangerous Dance Before I Die!!! by joshuaidibia(m): 12:17am On Apr 11, 2022
Contango:


Thanks my guy

OP from a fellow dancer to another, I can put it to you that you're a dancer. Forget the moves, the charisma you put in shows you're a dancer or once was. Nice one though. Kids of nowadays don't break dance.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Debt Default Is Now Very Likely After The US Blocked Payments by joshuaidibia(m): 7:34am On Apr 06, 2022
plaindealer:



It's even sad that you reduced Russia's status to a Pariah status like North Korea.

Sadly for you, life in North Korea is hell on earth, a country where people are hungry and basically leaving an almost medieval lifestyle because of crippling sanctions.

I don't think you want to go and live in NK, I dare you.

Back to Russia, Russia's case is more serious than North Korea's because its total global isolation and not just economic and financial isolation.

Russia is totally banned from global social and cultural events, sports events like FIFA soccer, Olympics, and so on.

Russia is in deep trouble, you just don't know, but you will in the next few weeks and months when Russians start lining up on the side of the street for bread and food rations.



I already quoted the funny guy before I saw your reply. You said it all. I'm not sure he knew what he was saying. Using NK as an example grin grin grin hiaaaa

Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Debt Default Is Now Very Likely After The US Blocked Payments by joshuaidibia(m): 7:32am On Apr 06, 2022
kb83:
You don't understand international politics very well am sorry. You forgot the same sanctions were placed on North Korea for years and yet the survived to the point that the West does not have leverage over them today, sanctions sometimes is good, it helps you look in words and prevents over reliance on others, I tell you, if Russia whethers the storm of this sanctions, prepare yourself for a new World Power.

Mr Man calm down. Look at the state in which N.Korea are in ever since. Howfa? There's something about this USA that is far beyond Politics o. They control everything silently, from entertainment and all. Isn't it funny that the British pound is higher than the Dollar but the dollar is the number one world trading currency?

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Crime / Re: Ghanaian Man Caught With 3 Stolen Live Chickens Hidden In His Pants (video) by joshuaidibia(m): 6:24pm On Apr 03, 2022
4 big black cocks cheesy fearsome foresome

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TV/Movies / Re: I Have Gotten My TSTV by joshuaidibia(m): 5:19pm On Apr 03, 2022
Smokeybrain:
I enjoying it. No EPL that's not my concern cos I rarely watch football match at home.

Are all the Mnet movie channels there? Are they HD as well?
Crime / Re: How I Escaped Being Raped By A Hotel Manager ― Osun Serving Corps Member by joshuaidibia(m): 3:34pm On Apr 02, 2022
saphiere:
Not because a man is a victim but because there is no evidence to show.

Is there any evidence to show about the corps member being raped? Did she not bath and wipe off the semen? You people should please stop thinking anyhow. Don't you think Girls do rape? Smh
Crime / Re: How I Escaped Being Raped By A Hotel Manager ― Osun Serving Corps Member by joshuaidibia(m): 3:29pm On Apr 02, 2022
saphiere:
Story for the gods.

Suit yourself. You won't believe cos a man is the victim right? Pathetic Human with a one sided mentality

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Crime / Re: How I Escaped Being Raped By A Hotel Manager ― Osun Serving Corps Member by joshuaidibia(m): 3:27pm On Apr 02, 2022
saphiere:
So a hotel manager can't afford a prostitu.te?

There is something about these gender that God needs to reveal to us. I mean how on earth would an emotional being enjoy forced peneration?
God please shield every female out there.
Amen. He should shield men out there too from being raped. A girl drugged and raped my friend on valentine's Day.
Crime / Re: How I Escaped Being Raped By A Hotel Manager ― Osun Serving Corps Member by joshuaidibia(m): 3:25pm On Apr 02, 2022
saphiere:


https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb2EJwboca5/

What a misleading headline. She didn't escape being rape. SHE WAS RAPED. how did the man pour his semen on her then? Poor soul, men that rape are psychopaths, aren't there hookers everywhere? Pay, f**k and continue with your life peacefully. angry

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TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Has Implemented Its New DStv/ GOtv Subscription Price by joshuaidibia(m): 3:17pm On Apr 02, 2022
seunlayi:


You will know who is wrong in less than 28 days from now.

It was clearly written in the mailbox that you can lock it by paying your sub in advance until December or 1year max - that is to be paid before 31st march. That is you pay April to December before 31st March

I hear u. Have a nice day Mr.
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Resigns From Film Academy Over Chris Rock Slap by joshuaidibia(m): 8:01am On Apr 02, 2022
qekng40:
A Legend!

I wish him well because I know he did the right thing! wink

The slap was necessity grin

Chris Rock messed with the wrong guy!

NB: No more replies to mentions, I said what I said. You lots should drink water if you don't agree. I'm off this thread for y'all cool

He disgraced himself is what he did. His wife laughed after he slapped Rock. Rock said he never knew she had that hair condition cos she never came out public with it. Most people there never knew. At same night they made a joke at Jesse Plemons wife but he didn't do anything despite the fact he told the comedian that was his wife. Smith should have kept his cool and slapped Rock backstage if that's the case. Are you saying he'd have done same thing if it was THE ROCK who made the joke? See this woman. If she was ashamed of the hair she should have worn a wig, but she didn't. Why did Smith laugh at the joke at first? That man is sick and needs psychological assistance. He went from being Happy to angry to crying then partying.. When she cheated on him and he cried like a puss on national TV, why didn't he go and slap August who banged his wife? Oh, I see, you can bang his wife but can't mention her name cheesy Nawa for Una. I lost respect for that man that night

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TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Has Implemented Its New DStv/ GOtv Subscription Price by joshuaidibia(m): 7:53am On Apr 02, 2022
seunlayi:
you will pay the new rate on your next sub. The advice was that you can lock add many as possible but not up to 1 year if you pay in advance before April 1. In your case, you only lock the old price for a month.

No you're wrong. DStv told me as long as I pay before my subscription expires I will be paying the 18,400. cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies: A Smoker, A Womaniser Or A Drunk? by joshuaidibia(m): 6:17pm On Apr 01, 2022
helinues:


But the truth is, hardly a guy won't also do one of it , casual or normal...

Me na movies o. I'm so addicted to movies. And the more I watch the more I get educated one way or another. There are few people that can discuss movies with me.
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Has Implemented Its New DStv/ GOtv Subscription Price by joshuaidibia(m): 4:51pm On Apr 01, 2022
DavSagacity:
My GoTv subscription is due for New payment. I brought out my phone to subscribe for another month only to discover that the price has been adjusted.
Meanwhile I read on Wednesday on this platform that the Senate has ask the Service provider not to increase their services now considering the harsh economic situation of the country at the moment.
Guys what say you...??

I overcame this. They sent me a message that I'll be paying N21,000 for premium from April 1st. I took it upon myself to contact their Facebook handle, and I was told that I can lock my subscription of N18,400 if I can subscribe again before April 1st and be subscribing before my subscription expires. Had to pay for one month advance. If the prices still remains N21,000 when my subscription wants to expire, I'll pay N18,400 before it does.

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Romance / Re: Dear Men, Please Do Not Make This Terrible Mistake In Your Relationships (photo) by joshuaidibia(m): 4:21pm On Apr 01, 2022
siofra:
I just say make I tell una.

Never leave a good woman because she mistakenly slept with another man Thank you

Not surprised this is coming from a female. Mistakenly you say? There no mistakenly F**KING, even if it's the husband or wife. Both are done intentional with eyes and legs wide open and cock hard as rock.

Crime / Re: Profiles Of The Dead In Abuja-Kaduna Train Attack (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 4:12pm On Apr 01, 2022
What about the Security men in the Train that normally form Commando? Didn't they confront the bandits? If not, then their presence in the Train is as useless as UEUE in QUEUE.
Car Talk / Re: My Toyota Corolla Makes Screeching Sound When Braking by joshuaidibia(m): 3:13pm On Mar 30, 2022
Take it to the mechanic.
Education / Re: Share Your Ugly Experience With Nigerian Lecturers by joshuaidibia(m): 2:17pm On Mar 30, 2022
Richy4:


I'm very proud of you buddy...U have proved that resitting a semester is not the end of the world....Though there are no easy courses but I heard that Geology is pretty special in terms of being tough .. cool

Geology is pretty special and interesting when you have good and dedicated lecturers.
Education / Re: Share Your Ugly Experience With Nigerian Lecturers by joshuaidibia(m): 1:35pm On Mar 30, 2022
During my final year, I had an F in a Geology course by 2 marks. I went to meet with my HOD cause that was his course. His office door was open as I sat and waited in the secretary office, two girls were in his office pleading with him to pass them in same course and he jokingly told them not to worry that they should go, they thanked him and left. Omor I was happy o, "thank God he's in a good mood." I went into his office and explained to him that I was the guy whose answer sheet was taken from him cos I was allowing someone copy from me. I told him to please help me with 2 marks that even though it's an E I get I will be happy cos I don't want to have extension and pay school fees cos of 1 course. This man insulted my life that day and told me to get out, I refused cos I was still pleading, It took the intervention and plea from the secretary that made me leave with tears in my eyes. I sold my phone that week and used it to pay for next session school fees. Ended up having a B in the Carryover.

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Bomb Abuja-Kaduna Train With 970 Passengers Onboard by joshuaidibia(m): 12:41am On Mar 29, 2022
RealLordZeus:
Bonbed rail track not train... many bloggers no go make heaven

Modifed
To those asking abt the difference.
A bombed train with 970 passengers will result in at least 200 casualties while a bombed track will only stop the train provided the driver was able to see the damaged part on time which was so in this case.

Lol, One guy called me aboki and another called me buhari supporters

Typical Nigerians, we always resort to name calling when our opinions contradicted with others

You be Buhari supporter? Yes or No? Simple question.
Forum Games / Re: Make A Proverb From This Picture by joshuaidibia(m): 9:16am On Mar 27, 2022
Jones90:
Make a proverb from this picture.


Mine: Do not let temporary enjoyment lead you into permanent destruction.

The best caption.....

Free thing dey purge belle
Travel / Re: Bandits Attack Kaduna Airport, Stop A Lagos-Bound Aircraft. Kill One by joshuaidibia(m): 5:52pm On Mar 26, 2022
E don happen. We'll soon have ministry of Bandits and Cow headers

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Politics / Re: Ife Oyedele Disowns South-West Unity List, Says He Won't Step Down For Omisore by joshuaidibia(m): 5:51pm On Mar 26, 2022
Fire on the mountain grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: In Reversal, Biden Maintains US Right To Use Nukes In A First-Strike Scenario by joshuaidibia(m): 3:47pm On Mar 26, 2022
Rastaramsey:


Start to dey list the Allies wey back out undecided undecided

Don't mind them. I normally tell people that if Russia or China was world power it would have been bad for us. Yes USA is not perfect but they're 'trying' being world power. It is more safer in their hands than either Russia or China.

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Sports / Re: "Super Chickens" John Dumelo Mocks Nigeria After The Match Ended In A Deadlock by joshuaidibia(m): 11:36am On Mar 26, 2022
PussyOdour:




It's funny to see people who act like they hate Nigeria rush to defend what they hate immediately.



Nobody has right to insult Naija except Nigerians cool
Romance / Re: How Do People Cope With Morning Sex Before Work? by joshuaidibia(m): 10:02am On Mar 26, 2022
Mathscum:
Morning sex make me tired for more than half the day until I take a good sleep.

But I see people saying morning sex is a motivation to them

Or maybe my body chemistry is different

You're getting old or already old

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Moscow Offers Update On Casualties From Ukraine Conflict by joshuaidibia(m): 10:45pm On Mar 25, 2022
Kastonkastroll:
The mods won't push this info to the FP now. But if is it those laughable western propaganda and lies; you will see how it will reach the FP in the speed of light grin

Ukraine can continue to win online. But Russians will continue kicking their NATO wannabe a**es offline! undecided



Aren't you just silly? Same Russia that lied about the casualties of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster? Wake up!!!

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Politics / Re: Governor Okowa's N30 Billion Drainage Collapses In Delta State (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 11:41am On Mar 25, 2022
abobote:
He should tell them where he put the 30B, certainly not in that drainage
... 30B gang cheesy

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