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Celebrities / Re: Traditional Marriage Of Adedimeji Lateef & Oyebade Adebimpe (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 8:21am On Dec 19, 2021
Omicronvaccine:
Traditional Marriage Of Actors Adedimeji Lateef And Oyebade Adebimpe (Photos)

Nigerian actors, Adetola Adedimeji Lateef and Oyebade Adebimpe held their traditional marriage today, Igbere TV reports.

Sharing a photo of them together on Instagram, Adetola wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CXoGBBPM5MH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Bimpe also shared the same photo on her Instagram handle, stating that she is now married to her best friend.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CXoFz1EoyMQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Loved his weird acting on A NAIJA CHRISTMAS
Travel / Re: Passenger Forcibly Removed From Plane After Pilot Asks Him To Disembark (Video) by joshuaidibia(m): 2:11pm On Dec 17, 2021
Mynd44:

A pilot is the captain and has the unequivocal right and authority to ask any passenger including staff to disembark if he feel (in anyway) that the passenger has behaved in a manner that is unbecoming.

He has the power and has permission to use it. You do not argue or fight, when a pilot tells you to get off his plane, you get the eff off.

It is like a danfo driver telling you to take your money and get out of his bus. That is where it ends, you get off. He has the power and authority

In as much as you're right IN A WAY, have you forgotten that 98% of those danfo drivers own their vehicles? Is the pilot the owner of the vehicle? And you can easily board another danfo or trek if such driver insists you get down. Look at the time the pilot is telling someone to disembark, booking a flight now is almost 50k bro, and you have the audacity to tell someone to disembark from plane you no buy just because you don't LIKE the person. You try. Some of you be forming boss over others. In overseas the only time a pilot can do this is when passengers fight each other or don't comply in wearing facemask.

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Politics / Re: Dave Umahi Celebrates President Buhari At 79 by joshuaidibia(m): 9:29am On Dec 17, 2021
The way they will disappoint this enemy of the south will be fun to follow up.

First to comment on second page, it's just like graduating with 2.1 grin
Education / Re: After 5 Years Studying Agricultural Economics, I OFFICIALLY Signed Out Today!! by joshuaidibia(m): 1:31pm On Dec 10, 2021
Congratulations Man.
Romance / Re: I’m Devastated Right Now. Don’t Know What To Do Atm by joshuaidibia(m): 11:04am On Dec 10, 2021
Any story on NL such as this that ends with please I need advice, are pure LIES and fabrications
Politics / Re: 25,000MW Siemens Power Project Begins Q1 2022 by joshuaidibia(m): 8:37am On Dec 10, 2021
grin las las na Generator we go dey use. If we have constant light, that means bad business for fuel marketers. Don't think Nigeria Government is stupid, they know what they're doing. I heard one state can't generate electricity for itself alone but has to distribute to others. Someone once told me the constitution is rigged

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Travel / Re: Aerial View Of The First Flyover In Borno (Pictures, Video) by joshuaidibia(m): 8:30am On Dec 10, 2021
DubaiLandLord1:
Is beautiful smiley

Far better than the bridge Okorocha Government constructed in Imo state.

That's not the whole Maiduguri in that pic wailing wailer

Sweet Lord. So you really believe Bornu is more populated than Abia? Haba Nu
Travel / Re: Groom's Parents, Siblings, Others Die In Fatal Accident After Wedding In Bayelsa by joshuaidibia(m): 11:54am On Dec 06, 2021
shocked shocked After reading this, God I'm thankful again for granting my families and friends all the way from Lagos, PH, Delta, kogi, Calabar and Bayelsa to their various homes safely. A successful wedding is when all invited guests make it home safely. Some couples may look down on this but if anything happens to your guests during and after your wedding, it will be an everlasting scar to your memory.

GOD THANK YOU!!!

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Romance / Re: Wedding Ceremony Of Two Nairalanders by joshuaidibia(m): 9:56am On Dec 06, 2021
cheesy

Romance / Wedding Ceremony Of Two Nairalanders by joshuaidibia(m): 9:56am On Dec 06, 2021
All Glory belongs to God for making their day a big success.

Phones / Re: Many People Won't Understand This Picture Of Two Phones by joshuaidibia(m): 12:55pm On Dec 04, 2021
Shabaleen:
bluetooth things

Indomie generation cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Solve This by joshuaidibia(m): 12:49pm On Dec 04, 2021
KingMack:

2. Just the couple went for the picnic. They didn't say the kids and grand kids went along
Health / Re: Please What Is This Growth? by joshuaidibia(m): 8:11am On Dec 02, 2021
izzy4shizzy:
Dear seun,

Please you need to hire a Doctor and place him on call on Nairaland.

This nairalanders no like hospital.
Thank you

There are Doctors here. I only advice people to come here when they've exhausted all medical options and not like OP when they've never stepped into one

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Celebrities / Re: I Think It's Too Late For Peter And Paul psquare ( An Opinion) by joshuaidibia(m): 11:10am On Nov 29, 2021
KiNg0G:


no time is too late.
I know.

But anyhow it be we must anaylse.

Making comebacks ain't easy as it look, if na lie ask 2baba or Duncan mighty.

The game has changed big time.


Psquare songs are good no doubt, but times have changed.

We are talking about two "married men" with wife's and kids competing with this Young folks at here afresh.

Come on bro, it not going to be easy.

"Nothing good comes easy"

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Education / Re: John Adaigbe: UNIBEN's First Student Ever With Matric. Number 001 by joshuaidibia(m): 7:29am On Nov 25, 2021
NobleSeed:
⁰⁰1 grin grin
This mat number choke ooh
People will just be checking your results anyhow for notice board

God I remember the days in Delsu Geology. Those Geology lecturers are sadists... angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: World’s Oldest Ever Person’ Francisca Susano Dies At 124years ( Pics) by joshuaidibia(m): 10:01pm On Nov 24, 2021
KingEverest:
but there are people here in africa older than her

No official records. We only use historical events to ascertain their ages after death
Nairaland / General / Re: Maci Currin: Longest Legs In The World 2021 (Pictures) by joshuaidibia(m): 9:59pm On Nov 24, 2021
Faller:
Na dis kind leg person dey use enter wahala.

You go dey your house, your leg go dey next compound...

Who thief? dem go say na you

Bro please cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy must I see one crazy comment in this forum every day? grin grin grin
Business / Re: I Got Credit Alert From A Loan App I Did Not Apply For (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 2:20pm On Nov 24, 2021
Person don use your phone run am. Probably just to embarrass you.

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Phones / Re: We Should All Be Making Whatsapp Calls Instead Of Regular Phone Calls by joshuaidibia(m): 11:18am On Nov 24, 2021
Crystalom3:
There are also some people who don't have phone.

Not everyone will get everything every time. If we are to wait for everyone to get a phone before we start making calls, we'll probably still be waiting.

Internet calls is cheaper, if you are enabled, then make it.

Truth be told, the people without android phones are more than those without. And if you go through your WhatsApp you'll find out that most of the important calls you make are in your WhatsApp. Though I still understand your point of you. I'm not saying you're wrong I'm just trying to air my opinion in support of OP
Health / Re: Lady Dies Three Weeks After Her Sister Perished In The Ikoyi Building Collapse by joshuaidibia(m): 11:05am On Nov 24, 2021
RIP to the dead. No parents should bury their kids. It should be the other way round. Deepest condolences to the Mom and the family. Life is short y'all, today might be anyone's last. Live a life and not a lie.
Health / Re: The Components Of Crystal Meth AKA meth by joshuaidibia(m): 11:02am On Nov 24, 2021
PAtoGCFR2034:
I am posting this here incase you know anybody who takes this drug. If you actually know what goes into making (cooking) crystal methamphetamine, you will likely not touch it unless you've thrown caution to wind and hellbent on ruining your system. Meth is not a natural substance from plants like marijuana. It is completely artificial.

This is for educational purposes , to inform the youth who may, out of ignorance, be lured into consuming this substance. This is not intended for use by any misguided individual for nefarious purposes.

meth is the solidified form of methamphetamine. They are usually white like ice crystals, hence the name crystal methamphetamine. Or crystal meth. There's an active ingredient in the meth which is used in medicine , but the process of creating the meth itself requires the addition of dangerous substances.

The components of meth are as follows:

1. Pseudoephedrine (the medicinal active ingredient used in cough/cold medicines )
2. Lithium (from car batteries)
3. Red phosphorus (from matchboxes , fireworks, flares, or explosives)
4. Sulfuric acid (found in toilet/bathroom cleaning fluid , it is highly corrosive)
5. Anhydrous ammonia (used in fertilizers)
6. Toluene (found in car brake fluid)
7. Acetone (used in nail polish remover)
8. Sodium hydroxide (caustic soda, used for making soap, dyes, explosives etc)
9. Hydrochloric acid (chemistry students know not to mess with concentrated HCL acid in the lab)
10. Petrol ( needs no introduction )

All these dangerous substances have a certain effect on the system . For instance , have you ever tasted or inhaled petrol while transferring from jerry can to car using a hose ? You noticed a certain lightheadedness like a high feeling, right ? Some people found a way to mix all these substances together and it turned to solid form. (That's if they did not die from explosion while boiling it).

You don't have to be told what these substances can do to your body.

Now that you know what crystal meth is made of, would you knowingly go ahead and ingest it ? Warn others and save a life.

https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/addiction/crystal-meth-what-you-should_know#2

https://www.justice.gov/archive/olp/methawareness/

https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/meth-addiction/dangers-methamphetamine-ingredients-made/


This is some Walter White sh!t sad

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Romance / Re: Agbo: When Was The Last Time You Drank This? (Photo) by joshuaidibia(m): 10:53am On Nov 23, 2021
KiNg0G:
Mine.

2016

Never tried that stuff and I won't. I'm mindful of what people prepare outside, not that I'm scared of poison but I'm more scared of the personal hygiene and environment in which it was prepared.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bank Cleaner Or Petrol Attendant , Which One Is Better? by joshuaidibia(m): 10:51am On Nov 23, 2021
Shokoloko:

If you decide to become the bank cleaner (until you get something better), once you get there see how you can start to wash cars for the older men and women with cars (they pay better) find out how you can make yourself useful to them.
When I was still in the bank there was a woman (cleaner) I loved so much that I engaged her to cook for me during the weekend and apart from what I paid her, she went home with a pot of soup.
When I left the country I asked her to start cooking for my parents. She was so good that the manager gifted her N50k one day. One of the cleaner guys was the one that used to drive me to my village every month to visit orphanages.
So if you decide to be a cleaner, shine your eyes.
Bankers love to wear clothes, introduce several tailors to the bank staff and get a commission on any thing they sew. Don't be too greedy: N200 - N300 per garment is okay
Do you have younger sisters? Can they make hair for the bank ladies? Can they go to market for them? Can they make small chops that the bankers can eat in their cubicle?

Wisdom overload cool

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Health / Re: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by joshuaidibia(m): 12:46pm On Nov 22, 2021
Myexdisturbs:

How many people check inside the closet before peeing esp in a dark night when there is no light. She was just unlucky

There's one device that shines light whenever you step into your bathroom. The light changes colours, my wife got it from AliExpress, it's very cheap. You can buy as many as you want and fix in all the bathrooms. And sometimes it's good to flush first before we sit down

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Romance / Re: Lady Cancels Her Wedding After Discovering That Her Husband-to-be Is Married by joshuaidibia(m): 4:12pm On Nov 21, 2021
Toks2008:
I just hate it when men lie to ladies just to friend or wife them.
A real man comes clean, a lady who will stay will stay.

That's just wrong. I feel sorry for her. The shame and regrets of dating and almost getting married to someone as heartless and wicked as that. If he can do it to his wife and kids then he'd have been able to do it with her in the future. I commend and respect her bravery. She's strong in heart.

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Shoot Of Two Nairalanders by joshuaidibia(m): 10:59am On Nov 20, 2021
cheesy

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Romance / Pre-wedding Shoot Of Two Nairalanders by joshuaidibia(m): 10:58am On Nov 20, 2021
They did their traditional wedding exactly one month ago and will be having their court wedding next week.

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Crime / Re: Someone Stole My Phone And Withdrew Over N180k From My Account Within 3hrs by joshuaidibia(m): 7:10pm On Nov 19, 2021
taylor89:
Good evening all I’m gonna make this very brief plz I need help

Someone stole my phone this morning and within 3hrs i opened my bank app only to realize they’ve taken over 180k from my account with the bank description of “intrabank charges”

I called UBA immediately and still went to their branch they got my account frozen with the account where the money was transferred to because it’s also a UBA account

I’ve written the letter they asked me to write and they said they’ll get back to me within 5 working days


Now since there’s a valid recipient account where the money was transferred to is there no way I can catch the culprit with help of the police? My iPhone 11promax of barely 6months gone with money

I had to call MTN too to block my SIM

Please is it possible to get the person tracked and arrested

Modes please move to front page Lemme know my next action thanks

NB: both my account and fraudsters account where he sent the money to has been frozen by UBA because we use same bank

UBA is the best bank with customer service. If you message them on social media they will call you ASAP. Look how they froze your account and the recipient Acc sharply. If na that bank with big elephant, na another story you for dey. They can track it, you just have to spend a little
Forum Games / Re: A 3-Bedroom Flat Or A Brand New Car: Which Would You Go For? (Photo) by joshuaidibia(m): 6:18pm On Nov 19, 2021
emae009:


I'm in the built industry bro. Buildings depreciate hence they are liabilities, it's the land underneath the building that appreciates thus giving the structure most of its value. Build a mansion and maintain for just 10 years, not going for a 100 here, then ask a valuer to value the building only, you'll be surprised at what your expensive structure is worth.... The most expensive real estate that was pegged at $500million at its unveiling, just 2 years dispite all the money spent on advertising it, the value of that building has reduced.
In conclusion, I'm not saying car is an asset and building is not, I was trying to cancel the notion we tend to have in this part of the world that anything other than a house is a liability. A lot of things other than a building are assets too.

after all that write up, if you have any work or deal about real estate, be it building a house or buying a land in a secure and serene environment. I'm your plug!

True man. I get your point boss.

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Forum Games / Re: A 3-Bedroom Flat Or A Brand New Car: Which Would You Go For? (Photo) by joshuaidibia(m): 4:36pm On Nov 19, 2021
emae009:


no wonder vintage cars cost hundreds of millions of dollars... I dey find those kind liabilities

If you buy a Toyota Camry 2021 edition, can you maintain it till the year 2113? If yes then go for the car and sell it as vintage.
Phones / Re: HELP: The Gallery I Used For My Photos Has Been Removed From Google Play Store. by joshuaidibia(m): 10:42am On Nov 19, 2021
SlyIg:
I woke up to realize that all the pictures I saved in my internal memory is no longer in my gallery, only the old pictures in my memory card are there.
From my camera pictures to screenshot, everything gone!
I've just found out the gallery I used is no longer on play store.
Please, how do I recover my pictures.
It will be so painful to lose them.
Help out please.

Please, attention of moderators Honsule, Dragnet, puskin.

Why didn't you use Google Drive? Some of this third party apps are not up to standard. This is one flaw with playstore.
Celebrities / Re: If Wizkid Were The One Who Did The ₦1 Million Challenge (An Opinion) by joshuaidibia(m): 8:31am On Nov 19, 2021
Dreytonisback:
Dumb ass post with no backed up facts

Davido is loved for his good deeds
Wizkid is naturally loved whether he does good or bad

Do you know what it means to sell out 02 arena in just 2mins?
That's love not for good deeds

If wizkid goes for such a challenge, he'll make more than 500billion in just 1hr

I'll break it down for those who lack wisdom but argue over nothing

People love and cherish someone who's very scarce than someone who is always available
If you go to your friend's house everyday, the normal 2 meat you're served will reduce to 1 meat one day
And that person who comes just once in a year or months will only get more meats served in his plate, that's value

Wizkid doesn't post what he does for people, Davido does that for sure no cap
Featuring wizkid in a songs means you've blown
But featuring Davido in a song means the song will sell for sure but you won't get that much respect in the industry compared to wizkid's featuring

Wizkid is the only artist in Africa that will perform in fela shrine and they'll clear the stage and even sweep it
That's natural love , and not for good deeds , he's just naturally loveable

Take a look at the music industry all the top females love him but can't even get the opportunity of spending up to 1hr with him

Tiwa savage your African bad gyal do video vixen for wizkid
Victoria kimani no let wizkid rest , forever famzing
Seyi shay nko, who no know?
Yemi alade nko , who no know wetin cause fight for females in the industry
Simi has always been a wizzy fan since day 1, even before music
Didn't you hear Teni professing her love to wiz?
That's to show you he's got the whole females in check

So listen

To the male artists, wizkid is the most respected and loved artist in the whole of Africa , know why ?

Because there is so much power in (self respect)

All the people that sent Davido money will lick wizkid's feet no cap

Obi cubana invited Davido over and he was so happy to be I the midst of cubana
The same obi cubana invited wizkid over and wizkid was given an award , know what that means?

Valie of being on the low , let David grow up , that's all

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Respect Cuz! cool

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