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Webmasters / Re: Need A Good Web Programmer by josieboy55(m): 2:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
Youngler:
Who can design a site like www.tradot.com ?



How much will you do it?

And which other works have you done?

Send me an email @ ask@ajosejoshua.com, let's discuss more.
Visit my portfolio @ www.ajosejoshua.com.
Car Talk / Re: Please Help, Car Malfunction . by josieboy55(m): 9:58pm On Dec 19, 2014
Thanks guys , problem solved bad fuel pump.
Car Talk / Re: Please Help, Car Malfunction . by josieboy55(m): 11:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
AutosBay:
Check to see if it wants to start by spraying some carb and fuel injector cleaner in the fuel body injectors.
Spray a little to start it, and try to keep it going then stop.
If the engine stops it is your fuel pump

Source: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090518064814AA1BAr3

wow thanks wld try that . so do you think my fuel filter is safe
Car Talk / Re: Please Help, Car Malfunction . by josieboy55(m): 11:22pm On Dec 17, 2014
mayor2013:
No proper information on what type of car you had this problem with

Honda accord 2005.
Car Talk / Please Help, Car Malfunction . by josieboy55(m): 6:50pm On Dec 17, 2014
Just yesterday due to the fuel scarcity i decided to get fuel from the black market , on my way back from town , my car accelerator just stopped firing while i was on d road. i parked put off the car and started it, it was ok .

The same thing repeated itself today, this is the first time its acting like this and i only noticed this after using the black market fuel , Please expert in the house advice me on how i can correct this issue .

Thanks in advance.
Software/Programmer Market / Re: I Need A Really Good Programmer As partner by josieboy55(m): 9:14pm On Dec 13, 2014
asalimpo:
While you're yapping for slave labour indices , why not state how much you are willing to pay.

Nowadays people are now using partnership as a means of paying Web Developers grin grin grin

Nigerians !!!

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Webmasters / Re: Web Developer Needed For A Sport Site by josieboy55(m): 9:32pm On Dec 12, 2014
wus:
500k hmmm trash developer, hmmmmmm there is God o God o God o God o God o God o God o hmmmmmmmmm

Funny, ask nairabet or merrybet how much they used in building their platform, u think its in hundreds of thousands .

U think u can use people's head by asking them to partner with you grin grin grin

Bros go look for another idea , y wld i need to partner with you on an idea that is not unique , that i can fully develop myself without your help.

Use Your Head . No one accepts such stupid offers grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Webmasters / Re: Web Developer Needed For A Sport Site by josieboy55(m): 7:48pm On Dec 12, 2014
op doesn't ve $$$ , so he is looking for partnership . grin grin grin
Webmasters / Re: Web Developer Needed For A Sport Site by josieboy55(m): 12:49pm On Dec 12, 2014
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Jobs/Vacancies / Social Media Specialist Needed In Abuja by josieboy55(m): 12:24pm On Dec 11, 2014
please forward your cv to josieboy55@gmail.com
Car Talk / Bad Lower Arm Bushing by josieboy55(m): 9:43pm On Dec 05, 2014
can a bad lower arm bushing cause excessive vibration when on speed.
Health / Re: Weird; Man Invents Pill To Make Farts Smell Like Chocolate by josieboy55(m): 11:44pm On Dec 03, 2014
blemon44:




guy everytime you are always in france
dont you know other places?

tell dat idio t dat phrase is becoming dry..

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Car Talk / Beware Of Abuja Mechanics ! by josieboy55(m): 5:14pm On Dec 03, 2014
This afternoon i decided to go out wit my car, all of a sudden the check engine light was flashing and d car vibrating so i decided to drive out to the mechanic .

i asked him what could be the cause of d blinking light and vibration? , he boldy said d adjuster . i laughed within myself cos wat d Bleep does d adjuster has to do with this . i took my car drove back home went straight to the internet and googled d problem.

All signs pointed towards plug or coil . i opened d bonnet and tightened all d coils , guess what

check engine light went off no more vibration.

my first car was a honda accord 1994 model and it ws destroyed by mechanics . didn't use it up to 6 months .
now them wan come spoil my Honda Accord 2005 model

Any issues u ve wit ur car please check d internet b4 giving it to Trial and Error Mechanics .

i think u need a scanner too
Politics / Re: Update More Than 200 People Dead In Bomb Blast At Kano Central Mosque +photo NTA by josieboy55(m): 1:21pm On Dec 03, 2014
chukwudi44:

God punish you and your entire generation.Ewu gambia.So we should succumb to to terrorists demand for an islamic president abi? you think you idiots have a monopoly over violence.

You would be the next to die in a bomb blast, whether you like it or not . IDIOT
Car Talk / Best ATF For Eod 2005 by josieboy55(m): 12:27am On Dec 02, 2014
please what is the best Atf for honda accord 2005 v6, and how often should i change the oil.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work Home Web Developer/graphic Designer 20hrs Per Week For N4,000 by josieboy55(m): 1:03pm On Nov 30, 2014
as in lyk seriously , 4k per week

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Politics / Re: Update More Than 200 People Dead In Bomb Blast At Kano Central Mosque +photo NTA by josieboy55(m): 9:39pm On Nov 28, 2014
chukwudi44:

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU,HE WILL NOT RESIGN SO THINK ABOU ANOTHER SOLUTION

i pray you or ur family member would be killed in the next blast to know how painful it is . Idiot lyk u
Politics / Re: Update More Than 200 People Dead In Bomb Blast At Kano Central Mosque +photo NTA by josieboy55(m): 9:38pm On Nov 28, 2014
chukwudi44:

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU,HE WILL NOT RESIGN SO THINK ABOU ANOTHER SOLUTION

i pray you or ur family member would be killed in the next blast to know how painful it is . idiot

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Programming / Re: New Hub For Nigerian Programmers by josieboy55(m): 9:55pm On Nov 18, 2014
Craigston:
I found one: tswebschool. It seems it is meant to be a tutorials site, but it also has a forum. Maybe we can promote them. Let us help our fellow Nigerians.

Guy , initially i didn't want to comment but WTF is dat , is dat actually suppose to be called a website or a ....

Abeg go learn css before u teach others . Please and please in God's name.
Politics / ... by josieboy55(m): 6:52pm On Nov 15, 2014
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Car Talk / Re: Changing My Torn Car Leather Seat by josieboy55(m): 11:00pm On Nov 14, 2014
lonelydora:
If you are in PH I can direct you where to do it. After working on it you won't believe it's not a new one.

wow . unfortunately im in abj . tnks
Car Talk / Re: Changing My Torn Car Leather Seat by josieboy55(m): 10:21pm On Nov 14, 2014
AutosBay:
Would suggest you follow the advice of the upholstery guy, it's very possible to ammend and still retain the original design.

Follow this link for a do it yourself writeup http://www.ebay.com/gds/How-to-Repair-Torn-Leather-Car-Seats-/10000000178371622/g.html

Thanks a lot
Car Talk / Re: Changing My Torn Car Leather Seat by josieboy55(m): 8:40pm On Nov 14, 2014
please guys assist me with your comments to help me make a decision. Thanks
Car Talk / Changing My Torn Car Leather Seat by josieboy55(m): 8:35pm On Nov 14, 2014
Hello guys , please i would love to know if it is actually true that i can change my car (Honda Accord 2005) leather seat and still retain the design .

my seats are badly torn and the Upholstery told me he can change the seat with good quality leather and still maintain the design.

Is it better to buy new seats for the car or sow new leather.

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Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 10:28pm On Nov 07, 2014
onyengbu:

I think so tooo!!!

y wnt u think so , looking for ways to cover up ur flaws .
Webmasters / Re: Start Up Review: Socialreachng by josieboy55(m): 3:16pm On Nov 04, 2014
moderatorr:

You always think everybody is against you, then you start attacking every comment.
The owner of the site asked for review. When web masters give their review, instead of effecting changes you jump out and start attacking like a stray dog.
On the other thread, another of your client showed up asking for review on a website you did for him and complaining about your skills and arogance ( www..com ), when web masters said your design was very poor. Instead of asking clearer questions you decided to start attacking everybody.
You even quoted me there, asking for comments. I just didn't want to comment.
If you insist on knowing my comment on your design on www..com too. It would be a painful one to here. The site is a disaster on pc.

This one too ( www.socialreachng.com . You tried to your level, but you are very very poor with design.
People have already mentioned that, so i'm going to talk about something else.
The site is very slow. It has less than 50 users and opens 10 times slower than nairaland!
What will happen when it gets to 1000 users?
I don't even need to start pointing out more design flaws and how best to approach their correction because you are too proud for your coat.
Forget web design, You should just go into blogging because you are big talkative or you come and get schooled on web design.
Honest review is not easy to get. Your best friends are those who can review your work and tell you whatt is wrong without giving a shii about who you are. Customers will just walk away.
Be professional when you relate to people.

Right on point.

I just pity all the clients that wasted their money . and Payne4real.

That is why you should thoroughly review every web developer / designer's portfolio before giving out a project.

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Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 9:34am On Nov 04, 2014
moderatorr:
Design is actually harder than coding.
Many people don't know.
I could code in 3 days, design in 2 weeks.
This is because design is what hits your users first, its your user's first impression.
Web design is a complete course on its own and a full time profession for many.

You are 100% right , i have spent close to a month designing my personal website.

The design idea alone can take up to a week , before you put it into a rough sketch .

Some people need creativity and some Css lessons . lol
Webmasters / Re: Start Up Review: Socialreachng by josieboy55(m): 9:08am On Nov 04, 2014
onyengbu:

Ol boy, I thought you said I cant get it to be like thunderclap. Now you want me to go for a "better" design abi? Sorry, we dont want a better design, we have a focal point and we based everything on it. What you should be concerned about now is to review it on that line.

The sheer amount of energy you guys spend on trying to get a job from another persons job is such a shame.
Abeg go and face your taekwando lessons. We are talking web design here.



**I dont know if you know I actually enjoy your back-and-forth. The last time we did it on the other thread, it landed me mouth watering jobs. So maybe we should do it again.**

u couldn't even clone d website properly . lol

even with expo u no fit pass exam
Webmasters / Re: Start Up Review: Socialreachng by josieboy55(m): 9:05am On Nov 04, 2014
onyengbu:
mtseww...
By the way, why you come comot your modified template website from your profile just because I called you out earlier.

u think say na everybody they clone website , or use templates like you

and ur brain no tell u make u inspect the source see wether na template

Poor Boy
Webmasters / Re: Start Up Review: Socialreachng by josieboy55(m): 10:43pm On Nov 03, 2014
CreativeWeb2:
It's a nice idea. You actually wanted to do a clone of thunderclap.com, but I think you should have done a better UI.

1. The logo is a no no.
2. It's not responsive. You did for 320px, but you need to do others like 480px, 640px, 800px.
3. The UI is really poor (I can actually overhaul the UI for you. Just a small fee).
4. The color theory is poor.
5. The forntend doesnt look professional.

My brother if i talk e go be like say i dey beef d guy .
Webmasters / Re: Start Up Review: Socialreachng by josieboy55(m): 9:11pm On Nov 03, 2014
onyengbu:

LOL! I expect you to present your review not throw insults. Everyone knows you can throw insults well.

Just be specific so we will know you understand what you are trying to cricticize.

We are talking about actual webdesign/development here not copying and editing templates like you do.

Ol boy, I just cant help you just go and hide make beta people talk.



hahaha . don't u get it .

My review is "Your Design is Wack" .

Did somebody actually pay for this

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