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Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 9:04pm On Nov 03, 2014
onyengbu:


Is that your review? Haaa!!

Design, you cant design; code you cant code. Even criticize you cant. I pity you.


Pity urslf , if @ ur age u re designing this , wat wld become of u in d future . lollzzzzzzz .....

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Webmasters / Re: Start Up Review: Socialreachng by josieboy55(m): 9:01pm On Nov 03, 2014
onyengbu:

Butt hurt school boy grin WHat do you know about colors?

be humble nd learn more , ur design is so wack .

go to w3schools nd learn css3 , simple.
Webmasters / Re: Start Up Review: Socialreachng by josieboy55(m): 8:57pm On Nov 03, 2014
spikesC:
The idea makes sense. I love it

But i don't like the design. The simplicity is ok, but it is too plain.
The colour combination is awful (Red, blach, grey and green)

I suppose you would want to market this internationally, so why the Nigerian representations everywhere

my broda tell him ooh . Na dis kind design dey make user close website after 2 seconds of visit.
Webmasters / Re: Start Up Review: Socialreachng by josieboy55(m): 8:54pm On Nov 03, 2014
spikesC:


Trust me, i would market this idea internationally before Nigeria

My broda tell him ooh , such ideas are nt easily sold in Nigeria .

The design is so wack (Hence d reason he cnt go international) . Color Riot
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 8:51pm On Nov 03, 2014
onyengbu:

And I am just laughing at you.

Ok, that aside, what do you say about the design and functionality?
Which were the reasons for this thread.

go and learn responsive design .

learn how to make quality websites . its nt just abt writing codes .

No planning , No sitemap , No sketch work .
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 7:07pm On Nov 03, 2014
onyengbu:

Cool. Today looks like another onyengbu day.
@moderatorr and @jossieboy55 please help us here oo.
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 7:06pm On Nov 03, 2014
onyengbu:

Cool. Today looks like another onyengbu day.
@moderatorr and @jossieboy55 please help us here oo.


im jst laughing . another failed project .

This ain't no where near a startup .

Wack web platform .

Poor idea for the Nigerian market.
Software/Programmer Market / Re: I Need A Website Developer by josieboy55(m): 2:48pm On Nov 01, 2014
dis guy is looking for who wld do all these for 1k.
Car Talk / Re: P0305: Sudden jerk when accelerating by josieboy55(m): 3:20pm On Oct 26, 2014
check ur kick sensor, had same issue on Accord 05.
Car Talk / Re: Urgent Request by josieboy55(m): 11:06pm On Oct 25, 2014
bashexyz:
Hi all

I have an issue with my Honda Accord 2007 LX. I washed the engine at a car wash two (2) Sundays ago Upon driving back home. I noticed i cant speed above 3000 RPM... The gear changes from 1 - 2 - 3 smoothly but when the RPM reaches 3000.. its jerks and drops to 2000.. At cold start when i raise the engine it can get to 5000 RPM.. but while driving it doesnt go above 3000 RPM

Any possible solution?

exact thing happend to my accord 2005 , have the mechanic check the kick sensor near the passenger's tyre.
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 8:22pm On Oct 21, 2014
youngcee:

Wetin concern you...you are just too envious,jealous...and proud...I think you are one of those kids..who claim to be what they are not online...better go find better thing do..than to be hating on someone project .....maybe because you were not given the project to do...

i guess im just like your father then .
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 2:34pm On Oct 21, 2014
payne4real:
Project Update
Out of the 5 features we submit for review, Facebook approved 4. So we need to resubmit the review for the remaining features (public action). We will correct our mistake and submit again.

Will keep updating you guys on the progress of the project.

Have a blissful day guys

no one asked for an update oga.

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Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 3:57pm On Oct 19, 2014
moderatorr:

i am not @Josieboy
i just decided to ignore the @onyemgbu of a guy so he can quit attempting to derail the thread, unfortunately he has picked a fight with another person.

Leave d stupid fool . I think some screws are missing from his no 6 .
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 3:42pm On Oct 19, 2014
onyengbu:

Thats one week fuel money for some people here grin

and that is also some people's bi-annual salary .
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 3:06pm On Oct 19, 2014
onyengbu:

Maybe you are the one finally chosen to share the link since you know the 'so called website'
Please share it!
By way, how did you get the url if you are not who I think you are. ****Reason why I always trust my instinct****

lollzzz nd who do u think i am fool
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 3:00pm On Oct 19, 2014
onyengbu:
oh really, you have a car! Praise God!

From my checks, it appears, not only do you not do many jobs, you dont even get any jobs at all.

hell yea i do ve a car , am nt a church rat lyk ur fada or u in person.
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 2:57pm On Oct 19, 2014
onyengbu:
oh really, you have a car! Praise God!

From my checks, it appears, not only do you not do many jobs, you dont even get any jobs at all.


lolzz. u re just a frustrated fool .

u shld be thinking of hw to fix d bugs on ur so called client's website , nt running ur mouth here . i.e if u even knw hw to code.

Error on line 27 ..... lolzzzzz

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Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 2:48pm On Oct 19, 2014
onyengbu:

I accept I am broke. But a rich guy like you still cannot be trusted with 5k. Prove me wrong though.

5k cnt even service my car , neither cn it fuel my car for a week . so y shld som1 trust me wit such ridiculous amount .

Take my advice ,stop those 5k , 10k jobs nd start enjoying ur life . i dont do too many projects , but a single project can take care of my needs for 4 - 6 months .

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Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 2:38pm On Oct 19, 2014
onyengbu:
Yes, exactly. 10k clients you call them but does it matter, unfortunately, no one can trust you with 5k here.


lolzz . yea they cnt cos i ain't a beggar or broke ass lyk u.

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Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 2:25pm On Oct 19, 2014
payne4real:


My project will be a success and you guy will see it, you will open your mouth and won't be able to close it. Because is going to blow your mind.

What you guys don't understand is relationship, it shouldn't be money money all the time.

The project is a big one no doubt. Me and my developer are partners ok.


Just watch out for the first crowd-speaking platform in Nigeria.

In the mean time we are fixing all the bugs. The major delay is Facebook approval. As soon as Facebook approves the app. I Will come back here and announce it here on Nairaland.

Crowd speaking platform in Nigeria you wld shut down after a month of launch due to lack of users , lol.

Why don't you do something better with your time , cos an idea like this cannot solve a pinch of problem in Nigeria . Lolzzzz
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 2:19pm On Oct 19, 2014
onyengbu:

Are you one of the good developers you just talked about?
Can we see what you have done or at least hear from a nairalander who will say you did something great for them? I have at least three of them!

By the way, you sound like some else already posting on this thread, is there something we should know?

smh .

Testimonials of 10k paying clients . Lol
Webmasters / Re: How to Spot Rogue Web Developers before giving a project by josieboy55(m): 12:48pm On Oct 19, 2014
payne4real:
Why are you guys dragging this issues, am the owner of the project and I said am ok and satisfied with what my developer did.
If he (my developer) did not do my job to my satisfaction, I will say it here. I told op when we were chating that he (my developer) did a wonderful job, that few functions are what is delaying the project. And my developer has since fixed the. The true is I was the one that caused the delay somehow, out of ignorance. I was suppose to get something which I didn't get on time.
Pls back off my project OP and use someone else as examples ok


Note: you will get the link as soon as am ready to lunch ok

What u re getting is just d beginning , when u launch d project it wld be a total flop filled up with errors .

This is what u get when u give out projects to the lowest bidder .

When good developers charge u , you wld be complaining and shouting . tongue
payne4real:
Why are you guys dragging this issues, am the owner of the project and I said am ok and satisfied with what my developer did.
If he (my developer) did not do my job to my satisfaction, I will say it here. I told op when we were chating that he (my developer) did a wonderful job, that few functions are what is delaying the project. And my developer has since fixed the. The true is I was the one that caused the delay somehow, out of ignorance. I was suppose to get something which I didn't get on time.
Pls back off my project OP and use someone else as examples ok


Note: you will get the link as soon as am ready to lunch ok

What u re getting is just d beginning , when u launch d project it wld be a total flop filled up with errors .

This is what u get when u give out projects to the lowest bidder .

When good developers charge u , you wld be complaining and shouting .
Webmasters / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Design A Website? by josieboy55(m): 2:09pm On Sep 29, 2014
funnysaint:
yes you are correct, cost depends on the project. thats the main reason why i want somebody in abuja so i can tell you what we want and then you name the price.


thanks All For your Comments, i will get in touch

call me on 08184096896 , im in abuja.
Webmasters / Re: Pizza Website Project by josieboy55(m): 10:23am On Sep 23, 2014
lincolnpix: Hi All,
need to update those following this thread smiley
Kindly move up and read once again the features and standards needed for the project.

The image below sums up the situation!


So, i'm no more working on the demo.

Guy when i look the requirements me self handsup , this is almost 60% of the job na , make una dey fear God ooh.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Arrives Site Of Collapsed Synagogue Church Building by josieboy55(m): 1:04pm On Sep 20, 2014
Tolexander: he has something to offer!

He is going there to condemn the incidence as usual and set up a committee to look into it

Guy u wan kill me wit laff .

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Web Market / Re: Scam Alert ~ involving a Web Designer On Nairaland by josieboy55(m): 5:02pm On Sep 14, 2014
y wnt they defraud u , when u re paying 20k for an international dating site tongue . lol

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Software/Programmer Market / Re: Web Application Programmer Needed! by josieboy55(m): 8:46am On Sep 07, 2014
payne4real: If you very good with web application, I have a job for you. Drop link of your previous web application jobs and contact.
Act now!

just a few .
www.binghamuni.edu.ng
www.abuadeportal.com/javap
www.abuadeportal.com/app
www.gemsoutdoor.com

call me on 08184096896 or email josieboy55@gmail.com .
Politics / Re: Boko Haram's Latest Propaganda War: Hoisting Of Flags. by josieboy55(m): 12:55pm On Aug 24, 2014
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