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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Reserve Is $3.7 Billion, Not $33.8 Billion - JP Morgan by josielewa(m): 4:27pm On Aug 22, 2023
OmoGomesIlorin:


Don't scare yourself with the national debt. the US for example is owing more that its reserve,
You still dont get it...it will be deducted if there is a default...imagine goldman and others taking 15bn out ....its scary..
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Reserve Is $3.7 Billion, Not $33.8 Billion - JP Morgan by josielewa(m): 12:40pm On Aug 22, 2023
OmoGomesIlorin:


Your own explanation is not complete by the sum.
3.7 + 15 = 18.5, so where are the remaining 18.3b if the foreign reserve is estimated to be about 38b?
read again slowly....I said Goldman Sachs and co...its even above 15bn dollars...if you put all other people we owe...Nigeria is in deep shit in the nearest future If nothing is done...
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Reserve Is $3.7 Billion, Not $33.8 Billion - JP Morgan by josielewa(m): 9:11am On Aug 22, 2023
Ngozi123:


How do you think this will be affected if Nigeria stages a military intervention.
The highest financier of ecomog/ecowas is nigeria...We have banditry and terrorism in our suburb states. The money to be used for military intervention isn't contained in the budget of 2023, so the money for arms replenishment and military wages must come from somewhere...the budget.It gets depleted because of no provision for military intervention, then the next thing is to keep borrowing especially if the war is prolonged and the cost of the after effect of the war is still there...

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Reserve Is $3.7 Billion, Not $33.8 Billion - JP Morgan by josielewa(m): 8:35am On Aug 22, 2023
REDshouse:
Op with sensational headline... Many people don't know the difference between Net and Gross...
Gross is 37billion dols
Net is around 3.7billion dollars ...

So many people finding it difficult to read and assimilate... So painful
In accounting, what you really have is 3.7billion if all other things are deducted...that is the real figure..they have factored in debts and other foreign deductions...Nigeria owes alot...about 15 billion dollars to Goldman Sachs and co...which nigeria cant repay in due time meaning they will deduct the money from the foreign reserve as stated in terms and condition in accessing the loan....the external reserve is really low...if this subsidy can be used in settling 500bn monthly debts then good..if mismanaged again, then there will be wahala in the nearest future....

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Crime / Re: Black Americans Beat Up White Guys Who Attacked A Black Man by josielewa(m): 7:13am On Aug 09, 2023
very real...been repeating the video since 3 days ago..even the cops couldn't do anything till one nigga turned the show into wwe by slamming a chair on a white female racist...The security guard must be a real nigga. He threw his cap into the air when he seems overwhelmed by the white folks and the avengers came calling especially the guy who swam across the bay....I call that nigga aquaman....

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Investment / Re: If You Have Twitter Account,go Claim TS Token by josielewa(m): 9:41pm On Aug 02, 2023
the whole twitter api congestion error...I don tire
Technology Market / Re: Unlimited Internet by josielewa(m): 1:41pm On Jul 30, 2023
Eli2002:




Boss, can you teach me? Please
if you have telegram, search for zedtunnel....join the group...go to the file section and download zedtunnel..install it and click on the left menu and update resources...connect your phone wifi to spectranet modem...., in the app select spectranet unlimited 1 and USA server 1...connect and start browsing...if you have any question you can ask the telegram group
Crime / Re: NDLEA Reacts To Shooting Incident At Okpanam, Delta State by josielewa(m): 4:55pm On Jul 15, 2023
NastiLord:
This ur diss signature is becoming stale. You'll soon fade out. A promising young boy just died because of some idiots and u are here playing dissing tracks. Be wise.
did you check the song out...insomnia is a good track relating to this event....
Technology Market / Re: Playstation Portable With 15 Games Bought Brand New by josielewa(m): 3:48pm On Jun 30, 2023
which psp version....1000, 2000, 3000, go..etc
Technology Market / Re: Huawei P30 Pro Wifi Only by josielewa(m): 7:59pm On Jun 26, 2023
Vocals:


grin

Na you he DEY refer to for here
he said he will come to my location....I never saw him....the guy don collect enough swear from me sha cos I sent him 1.5k to bring it since I cant trust him enough to send the whole money ..na God save me ooo....I cant trust all these nairaland sellers again....never...
Technology Market / Re: Huawei P30 Pro Wifi Only by josielewa(m): 6:03pm On Jun 26, 2023
na scammer e be...thank God I didn't pay for the phone...if not na cry I for dey
Technology Market / Re: Huawei P30 Pro Wifi Only by josielewa(m): 12:20pm On Jun 26, 2023
sango is far from my side...unless we meet tomorrow morning....am currently at work...where in Sango...na 30k I get o..I stay at ikotun...I can come tomorrow very earl morning before returning to work
Technology Market / Re: Huawei P30 Pro Wifi Only by josielewa(m): 12:10pm On Jun 26, 2023
where in Lagos....30k....
Pets / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of Bedbugs In My Home by josielewa(m): 10:39am On Jun 24, 2023
liztop2012:
Pick life bugs and put in matchbox, go to any market around you and release them there. Pick as many bugs as u can lay your hands on.
so in 2023 you still believe in this old superstitions.
Business / Re: The House You Build To Live In Is A Liability Not An Asset by josielewa(m): 1:05pm On Jun 10, 2023
Another money scenario (real life)

Mr A and B got retired around 2006 with a gratuity of 35 million naira each...

Mr A used the privilege in obtaining petrol and gas station permit franchise with conoil in looking real life matters

Mr B built 10 blocks of 3 bedroom flats in lekki...

From the above matter, the rate of turnover of the oil and gas sold will determine the profit made by Mr A, while Mr B profit is fixed for the year..

I can even build ashawo quarters of like 40 rooms with 3k daily returns on each room in same lekki...40x3k is 120k daily x 25 days is 3million naira monthly x 12 is 36 million...meanwhile normal house will never give you 36 million naira yearly...

Money that is meant to start a mini factory will be used in building big houses that will end up being locked up because nobody is staying there.. all over Abuja, you will see them even in south east...

let me tell you all a real truth..money generated over the useful life of the building can never be the same as the amount of money spent in building that same structure in most cases because inflation will eat deep into the rent, you can only meet at equilibrium or a bit above equilibrium except in few exempted areas like lekki etc...

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Business / Re: The House You Build To Live In Is A Liability Not An Asset by josielewa(m): 12:53pm On Jun 10, 2023
The guy is right. Most people don't understand how money works. I can never build a house for rentage, instead I will build a very spacious and well decorated event centre.

From the above, let's say total cost for both is 40 million naira...
house is 4 block of 3 bedroom flat.

House rent on the average is 500k yearly using the standard in my area totalling a sum of 2million naira on annual rent...

Event centre charges between 250k to 400k depending on spacing and beautification...let say out of 52 weeks a year, you get patronage for for 30 weeks.. that is 300k average multiplied by 30 weeks...9 million naira annually....

Building depreciate over the years, as building is not an appreciable asset...wear and tear will still be deducted incase you are renovating the house for new tenants...

In both cases, the land is the only appreciable asset not the structure on the land....

The event centre has minimal wear and tear because it's just a big auditorium...not much interior designs...

So the event centre Is more profitable and sensible

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Food / Re: What Food Can You Eat Everyday And Not Get Tired? by josielewa(m): 2:47pm On Jun 07, 2023
Angelfrost:


Honestly, I felt you were talking about what you are compelled to eat by the economy rather than what you truly love eating... Thanks for clarifying.
economy or no economy I just like rice and beans. since the economy is down, it's still the most affordable food for me since am not cooking it myself

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Food / Re: What Food Can You Eat Everyday And Not Get Tired? by josielewa(m): 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2023
Angelfrost:


You still haven't answered the Op's question, sir! tongue
didn't you see where I said I eat that food every day without getting tired

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Food / Re: What Food Can You Eat Everyday And Not Get Tired? by josielewa(m): 2:29pm On Jun 07, 2023
Every morning I take rice and beans

rice #200
beans #50
egg #100
spaghetti #50
meat #100
fanta chilled one #20
every night

indomie and egg...aboki things #600

on weekends if money for soup is available cool...if not, wash and repeat the above..

since transport fare increased by about 60%, I need to readjust as salary is not increased....I pity anybody earning below 100k...especially a family man...

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Technology Market / Re: Unlimited Internet by josielewa(m): 9:03am On May 31, 2023
Fembrous5:
Do ur findings before commenting here
30k for something that is free. if you need free vpn I go give you...I use Ntel cheat now on zedtunnel vpn..spectranet unlimited is there also blazing faster than ntel. You be thief...just cajoled you and you called 30k. lmao. ..

Download zedtunnel...connect it..all configuration will be automatically downloaded...just connect to your spectranet wifi and select spectranet dns....viola...you on free browsing downloading and steaming since 3 months now...I remember when ntel was first blazing hot for one year...
Technology Market / Re: Unlimited Internet by josielewa(m): 11:15pm On May 28, 2023
how much...serious..
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by josielewa(m): 4:04pm On May 23, 2023
Bought a London used iPhone xr

Once it charges to 90 or 89..it stays there for long without increasing

If switched off and charged... It charges to 100

What could be the problem. Actually bought the phone for someone.. I sourced the phone for the buyer with battery health at 85%...
Education / Re: A place called, The Gate Of Hell (picture) by josielewa(m): 11:11pm On May 21, 2023
Janedigitals3:


Hey Nairalanders!!!!!

i am looking to buy Old Linkedin accounts (2022-2014)

Please if you have a Linkedin Account that you want to sell for some extra cash please do well to reach out to me
Fast Payment
Scammers stay far away....
Check my signature for my info
I have one opened since... How much
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by josielewa(m): 7:24am On May 21, 2023
princemillla:


You want an answer to ur question init. Just answer.

If a phone is brought brand new here and it's mdm locked then I will assumed it's easybuy. Unlocking such is criminally inclined hence I will not advise it. Hence take it to them to settle their debt.

If it's imported and it's on international mdm locked. Yes it can be bypass.
thanks boss... Understood...
Celebrities / Re: See Broke Life Pics Of Various Stars When Living In Sapaland by josielewa(m): 9:16pm On May 20, 2023
Backbonez funny die... You will be thinking he is supposed to be a pastor from that pic, only to become a gangstar
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by josielewa(m): 8:41pm On May 20, 2023
princemillla:


Bought brand new here or sent here
what difference does it make... Any of the 2...
Just want to know incase of necessity... This Info might be useful later if a phone is to be imported here... Any android brand used from 2019 downward
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by josielewa(m): 11:23am On May 20, 2023
Can an mdm locked phone be unlocked.... Huawei...
Technology Market / Samsung J6 Panel by josielewa(m): 1:01pm On May 19, 2023
If you need Samsung j6 panel... Holla me... For sale... Just a screen issue
Islam for Muslims / Re: Can Anyone Escape Death For Some Period Of Time? Is Death Destined? by josielewa(m): 9:49am On May 19, 2023
God is God.. Accept that and know peace.. God does as he wishes

Let me make you understand this

Men have been cursed to die since the Adam saga. Man will face death, a must. How he dies depends, but he gonna die.

God gives and takes...

If you were younger playing with human shaped toys like a pack of toys consisting of humans, soldiers, cars, houses or leggo. You will have a favorite toy. When playing you can make the soldier kill some, while a particular toy will be saved no matter what., even if the leg is broken... Some fall from the toy house and die, some you hit them with a car or train.. Some you discard, some you bring back to continue your toy play or scene.. That's just how it is..

Some will be in terrible accidents and you expect them to be dead, but alas, they live.. Some you expect them to live, but alas, they die from just sleeping..,even a friend died while singing for the church

What am trying to say is once your usefulness in the scheme of things is done, you might just be deleted from the next scene... While another plays your part...

Only God gives and take.. Death is inevitable.. Some die young, some old.. The power of life and death lies with God.

As a Christian, am speaking from the Christian perspective. Even job in the bible went through alot of temptations, but God never gave Satan the life of job.. Satan was even given authority over Jobs life, but the power of death wasn't released to Satan...

He who God doesn't kill cannot die... That's why we need to pray against untimely death and if it comes nonetheless, then so be it cos you have no power over death...

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Romance / Re: This Is The Kind Of Past Women Want You To Forget(pictures) by josielewa(m): 8:58am On May 09, 2023
So many kids here. Some of you are married to brothel hoes and you will never know.. Hoes get married every Saturday... Dey play.. Just pray God gives you wife wey get sense.. I just dey laugh.. I can say 50-60 percent of naija ladies are full time or part time olosho. It's still your sons, uncles, brothers etc that will end up marrying them... Just pray for the one wey the glory still dey connect 4g, make you no go marry d one wey the network dey on gprs...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds (2 - 0) On 6th May 2023 by josielewa(m): 1:17pm On May 06, 2023
Confirm ogbono draw.. If you like go carry over 2.5 or man City win... Na you sabi

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Properties / Re: About To Be Cheated By The Omonile by josielewa(m): 1:53pm On May 05, 2023
You own the land, why involve omo onile.. You dey act slow..

The deal should be between you and the seller without omo onile
The deal should be secretive without anyone knowing
Demarcate the land into two.
Get paid
The buyer settles omonile if he is about building..

Omo onile has been doing too much lately..

When my father wanted to buy a property at alimosho around 2008 from a banker, the deal was secretive. People living in front of the house were trying to do ameebo, but the deal was secretive between my dad's side, the agent and the seller

The only fees my dad paid was just the normal building fees...

In short, the seller acted like he still owns the land by bringing in sand and cement telling the omonile that he is the one building the house, that he is travelling and that my dad will be in charge.. At every stage of building, the omonile were paid only if necessary.. Nothing more nothing less...

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