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Crime / Re: How True Are The Stories Of Girls Being Used By Yahoo Boys For Ritual? by josielewa(m): 5:31pm On Aug 16, 2021
drtee247:


So u mean all the “cut soap for me bros” we keep saying means show me the JUJU... OMG
yes
Crime / Re: How True Are The Stories Of Girls Being Used By Yahoo Boys For Ritual? by josielewa(m): 2:19pm On Aug 16, 2021
everyone saying juju is not real..keep it up..una never jam juju before...A young guy was almost lynched to death at ikotun roundabout about 4 months ago...The guy get mind wan baff for round about(orita meta) around 8pm. If no be say e sabi run e, dem for kill am. Do you think the white man is that daft... if u dey collect gift cards and say 50-2000£ cash app, that one dey understandable, but 1million dollars..Omo forget ko, na confirm juju be that one o.

Read a news on nairaland frontage, where efcc raided mompha and his Lebanese associate house, efcc found juju amongst the things they took away.

If you roll with guys collecting hundreds of thousands or million dollars, you go know say juju dey..juju is what people refer to as soap. The ingredients for the soap contain human parts, lets just be careful

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan Women Terrified By The Return Of The Talibans by josielewa(m): 10:30am On Aug 16, 2021
damn...register on pi and use the code josielewa..download from play store...

Romance / Re: Video Of Nurses Being Taught How To Do The Do*gy Style Goes Viral by josielewa(m): 5:07pm On Aug 13, 2021
OluwatosinM:
maybe You're talking about quacks
quacks...both quacks and professionals...
Romance / Re: Bbnaija: Angel & Cross Share Wet Kiss As Jealous Sammie Forced To Watch (vid) by josielewa(m): 7:17am On Aug 13, 2021
chai, this thing can pain ehn...if you never experience am, you no go understand

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Romance / Re: Video Of Nurses Being Taught How To Do The Do*gy Style Goes Viral by josielewa(m): 7:15am On Aug 13, 2021
if your girlfriend is a nurse, you will be receiving steady fuuk...but do not take their relationship with you serious...they can nack anybody
Education / Re: Horrible : Watch As Cargo Ship Breaks In Two ( Video) by josielewa(m): 7:12am On Aug 13, 2021
Omo x1million
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Recently Surrendered Boko Haram Commander??? by josielewa(m): 7:11am On Aug 13, 2021
dem suppose roast these motherfucker...killing hundreds and gets pardoned, but if u steal #100 in the south, na burnt offering

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Romance / Re: Video: Cross Becomes The First Bbnaija Season 6 Housemate To Nack by josielewa(m): 7:09am On Aug 13, 2021
you mean nack, like nack hammer on the nail....Nigerians no go kill person. wet in be nack
Phones / Re: When Last Did You Switch Off Your Phone ? by josielewa(m): 9:04pm On Aug 11, 2021
my gionee phone was on for almost 3 weeks because of steady power supply..what i noticed is that phone will start to malfunction...earphone jack stopped working and the battery charges fast and discharged fast until i restarted my phone before everything became normal

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Romance / Re: Man With World's Biggest Joystick Reveals What It's Like To Be Big by josielewa(m): 1:52am On Aug 09, 2021
having big joystick no be the issue, ma how to use am be the koko
Celebrities / Re: Busty Woman Causes A Scene In A Wedding Reception As She Dances With Her Boobs by josielewa(m): 1:51am On Aug 09, 2021
she is merely looking for clients like me...breast is life
Health / Re: COVID-19 Vaccine: Nigeria To Begin Administering Second Batch On Aug 10 by josielewa(m): 11:00pm On Aug 08, 2021
take heed, don't rush.. vaccines are to go through thorough clinical trials, but with this rush, i suspect foul play. you all are the lab rats for the testing, keep taking it. its normal for some people to make the sacrifice for others before a proper vaccine is made
Health / Re: COVID-19 Vaccine: Nigeria To Begin Administering Second Batch On Aug 10 by josielewa(m): 1:00pm On Aug 08, 2021
since the first vaccine cant kill the virus outrightly.., then the virus will mutate continuously..if the delta variant cant be killed, then expect another mutation and continuous jabs

like Nigerians are known to suffer and smile, the govt will mutate(continue the corruption), and the people will suffer more without killing the govt and it goes on and on

no HIV vaccine that is killing people, but covid vaccine dey in a short time. well since i don't have covid, aint taking shit..those that took it will continue taking jabs
Phones / Re: NOT Available! Sold Please! Iphone 12mini Locked (sealed! Brand New) by josielewa(m): 6:23pm On Aug 05, 2021
Stallion93:
#24,500 Take it Or Leave it
u wicked.. I don laugh tear pant
Crime / Re: Photo Of DPO Fathmann Dooiyor Killed During Bandit Attack In Omuma, Imo State by josielewa(m): 2:19pm On Aug 05, 2021
omuma, amiri and the town after, na useless boys and cultists full there...
Phones / Re: ipNX Launches Nigeria’s First 1 Gigabit Per Second Internet Service by josielewa(m): 1:48pm On Aug 05, 2021
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Phones / Re: ipNX Launches Nigeria’s First 1 Gigabit Per Second Internet Service by josielewa(m): 1:47pm On Aug 05, 2021
omo, this is gonna be costly... I can buy this if I finally venture into my WiFi selling business with the latest unifi base station xg that can connect about 800 clients in the go....imagine having a long street and connecting the whole street with WiFi unlimited,... see money
Phones / Re: Is Google Pixel 2XL Worth Buying In 2021? by josielewa(m): 7:10pm On Aug 04, 2021
its worth it if the battery is OK...and the price should be determined by the year of manufacture
Phones / Re: Redmi Note 8 For Sale(sold) by josielewa(m): 6:50pm On Aug 04, 2021
where you at....22k...ready to pay tomorrow.. at ikotun egbe
Health / Re: BioNTech To Develop mRNA Malaria Vaccine by josielewa(m): 12:35pm On Aug 04, 2021
OBTMOS:
Why is HIV vaccine and cure so difficult then.
Corona virus got a vaccine within a year.
take coconut oil, ginger and garlic juice mixed together everyday and watch some stubborn hiv flee....na joke I dey oo
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by josielewa(m): 5:04pm On Aug 03, 2021
Have a Samsung s6 with faulty screen...I want to sell the panel for 20k fixed...interested pls drop a message..
Technology Market / Samsung S6 Panel For Sale by josielewa(m): 2:45pm On Aug 02, 2021
My Samsung galaxy s6 screen went blank. Anytime I put it on. it only shows a pulsating blue light that changes from cyan to deep blue without going off till battery is dead...The phone will charge, but if I put it on, the blue pulsating light starts again till battery drains...so, I think battery and panel is okay but the screen might be toast.. if yiy have any idea of solving this I will appreciate. If not I might sell the phone as a panel....if you are interested in the panel only... just 20k...screen replacement cost 32k so am not that buoyant to spend that on an s6 in 2021..but if you need the panel as part, holla @ me
Technology Market / Re: Come And Take This Gionee M3 Phone For 15k by josielewa(m): 10:31am On Jul 31, 2021
list the specs so someone can make a decision

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Phones / Re: Small Android Samsung Phones @ 6K by josielewa(m): 6:06pm On Jul 28, 2021
if they support 4g to be used as modem
Phones / Re: TECNO Pop 5- Pocket Friendly Entry Level Smartphone by josielewa(m): 5:23pm On Jul 27, 2021
I rather buy used Samsung a5 @ 35k or used gionee m7 than this new dogshit. Anybody wey buy this phone don buy wahala

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Phones / Re: TECNO Pop 5- Pocket Friendly Entry Level Smartphone by josielewa(m): 1:27pm On Jul 27, 2021
This O.P knows no shit about phones...pop4 sef better pass this one...32nm and 1.3ghz speeds..omo na heat go kill the person dey buy am. In 2021, techno still doing rubbish..no real phone maker will make use of this chip in 2021.

Well mumu plenty for Nigeria, them go buy...O.P you must be a very conscience less marketer, you fit buy am e sure me say the phone no get 4g. nonsense

Graphic intensive kill you there. I feel like seeing you live so that I can slap sense into your thick skull....

In short, O.P you dey vex me...delete this rubbish asap

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by josielewa(m): 8:47pm On Jul 22, 2021
Stephenmoka4:
Sorry don't get the meaning response....

I meant the recent NL user that have contacted me, is Josielewa. I barely post or comment in this section and don't respond that much on NL (especially this section) past few months, on WhatsApp it's just smartgeek for data and a few others for bet account funding.
I thought someone is doubting your transaction on nairaland..
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by josielewa(m): 7:55pm On Jul 22, 2021
Stephenmoka4:
I don't know his reason. Probably for me to see your name.

Josielewa is one of the most recent NL that have reached out to me, not him.

Nope not dupe me b4, why?
he is trustworthy... I have transacted with him severally.....he is a straightforward person..

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