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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Full UEFA Champions League & Europa League Quarter Final Fixtures by joviegghead: 3:27pm On Jul 10, 2020

As a barça fan, I'm just laughing.
With how we've been playing, I'm hoping we can pass Napoli. But...... Bayern, Man city or Juve, then PSG
grin

God why?

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Crime › Re: Man Kills His 4-Year-Old Son With A Cutlass In Anambra, Gets Arrested (Graphic) by joviegghead: 12:57pm On Jul 10, 2020

Hmm.

What can I say? The evils of man are becoming so commonplace that I'm no longer moved or surprised.

But each time I see the dead boy's picture, I look at my 4 and 6 years old nephews. The innocence. The joy. The live-without-worry smiles and eyes on their faces.

And still can't understand why someone will hurt a 4 year old. Like, I'm even scared to touch them. Precious things children are. Sadly, they're to exist in such an evil world as this. Sad! sad!! sad!!!

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Education › Re: Share Your Embarrassing Examination Day Experiences by joviegghead: 8:59pm On Jul 09, 2020*

fattprince:
I remember another one now. After doing FBA exam in 100 level. I was praying for B. If I have B I would be happy ehn. Then after exam why we were talking number one question Venn diagram simple thing 15 marks. People were getting different answers. I just thought well this ones are olodo jhare. Cos the answer they got was what I got before but I just felt that can't be the answer before doing it another way to get an answer I was satisfied with. Not until a very brilliant guy got the answer every one was getting. I just wan die. Who send me I should I've just left it the first time I got it now. I was now praying fervently for C. But I wouldn't be surprised if I got a D cos it was a whole 15 marks. Guess what I scored when results came out? 83 perfect A. I just couldn't believe it till I saw it in my student portal. I still go to check it some times till now cos it gives me joy. I mean when I was doing Accounting in this same school the whole of 5 years. I never had A before I was withdrawn. Now just in my first year in Business Admin. I've got an A not one, two cos I got A in one cos I didn't even read for once just studied past question on exam day. The 4 semesters have completed now. I've gotten at least an A in each semester. So I've gotten at least 5 As. Though at this level my result is even worse than when I was in this level in Accounting. But I'm not going to be withdrawn this time. By God's grace I'm even going to make a 2.1 come graduation.

Hey man! UNILAG right!?
If yes, then I can help you a lot.
Graduated tho. From Biz Ad.

Your story..... Makes me wanna help(academically) . Send an email so I can send my no.

Education › Re: Share Your Embarrassing Examination Day Experiences by joviegghead: 2:41pm On Jul 09, 2020*

I remember in 300 level. My CGPA was on a borderline 1st C(4.5/5). That semester was a make or mar semester. Sadly, All the courses that semester were' killer' courses.
But, there was this course almost everyone ran away from. And I was warned. But I was forming 'I can do it'.
Exam day came. Answer 4 out of 6 questions. I did the first 2 questions. But the question 3, ehn. I remember studying equations to solve the question. I used just half page to solve the question. But I knew something was wrong. How can the lecturer set a question so simple as this. One question should normally take least 2 pages.
I looked to my left, a girl was drawing several tables I've never seen in my life and had used 2 pages already for that same question. Looked at the guy by my right. The same thing.
I started sweating. I'm doomed. I needed an A. Out of panic and confusion I stood up and did the dumbest thing ever.
I told the lecturer, who was also part of the invigilators, that his question was not correct. The whole Hall went silent . Surprise on the face of everyone. The man just gave me an evil look and walked away. I felt like a fool.
Worst part of everything was that, I didn't do the 4th question well.
As I got to hostel, I just started crying.

How I got an A in that course still baffles me. I guess my test was super good.

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Romance › Re: Some Creepy Facts You Should Know by joviegghead: 10:36am On Jul 08, 2020

paulolee:
14..if u are awake around 2:30 on a Saturday morning, just look at ur mirror, hit ur both feets 3x on the floor and see what would reflect on d mirror..

You disappoint me gan grin

Romance › Re: Some Creepy Facts You Should Know by joviegghead: 10:34am On Jul 08, 2020

Lol. Wait, is this supposed to scare us or what. Whether ghost dey or not. E no consine us. E no go better for ghost. Nonsense.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Highest Goalscorers In La Liga So Far by joviegghead: 3:41pm On Jul 07, 2020

Hmm.
Messi didn't start the season.
Messi, left goal scoring for some matches, so he can assists others.
yet, no one has toppled him.

When you're good, you're good

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Properties › Re: Multi-level Building Owners To Submit Insurance Certificates In Lagos by joviegghead: 11:14am On Jul 07, 2020

Hmm.

Insurance companies will be like: grin

Gradually the value insurance and insurance institutions alike is becoming pivotal.

In turn, I expect legal practitioners to start cashing out. Why? Legal cases concerning insurance is sure to abound.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Tunnel by joviegghead: 8:41am On Jul 07, 2020

I can't breathe grin

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Properties › Re: Complete My House Or Travel Abroad? by joviegghead: 6:57pm On Jul 06, 2020

Hmm.
A bird in hand is better than two in the Bush. It's obvious you have a chance to live a stable life right here. For some, it's better to go with it than to pursue an uncertain future. I'm a firm believer of establishing here first. Remember, the reason for pursuing education is to boost ones chances of attaining a comfortable or rich living. It seems you've got that already if you can be talking of building a house.

However, life is about risk. There's is a possibility that you going abroad might just boost your chance of becoming way successful than if you stay here. I mean, the system there is very flexible and if you've got someone there, it will go a long way to having a strong foot. You can even work and send money to continue your house.

Op, in the end the choice is yours. I will advise you not to just follow at any advice here. I'm sure that there are so many variables to consider about your situation. Variables which the we don't know. So I'll advise you sit down, and think. The loss and gain of each alternative.

I hope you make the best choice.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 11:23pm On Jul 05, 2020

RonaldoFan100:
it is stupidity to call someone like useless Messi, a divine being.

You just confirmed my theory! Goodnight!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 11:17pm On Jul 05, 2020

RonaldoFan100:
giving excuse for Messi failure. Messi fans are stupid

Actually, I think stupidity is when a human, after seeing a divine being called Messi play, but still goes ahead to say he isn't the best.

Sounds familiar, right?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 11:07pm On Jul 05, 2020

Blacknote:
What they need is a bold manager that won't cower and succumb to the dressing room politics.

A manager that is bold. Like Enrique who threw Messi to play wing just accommodate Suarez has the top 9.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 11:04pm On Jul 05, 2020

With just 4 games left and with referees supporting Madrid, I don't really think barca can win the la liga

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 11:01pm On Jul 05, 2020

RonaldoFan100:
Another disaster class from Messi.
0 goal

You're so used to low-quality that you can't even see that Messi offers more than just goals.

I guess that's what you get when you're CR7 fan. Only goals matter to you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2020

Barca have got quality in every department. The players should just minimize over relying on Messi and turning up on their own. See fati, see puig. Playing to impress. They are hungry.

Then we need a manager who can bring out the best in players.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 10:46pm On Jul 05, 2020

Fati 4-1

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2020

immaculatesense:
Goal just cancelled...Vidal's foot was offside

I'm not surprised. But if it's Madrid now...... Let me not talk. Very useless refereeing tilted to support Madrid this season.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 10:30pm On Jul 05, 2020

Can someone tell me where this barca playing now have been. Like, the attacking intent, movements, precision, the hunger. God, I hope it's not too late.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 10:19pm On Jul 05, 2020

Videx99:
I seriously can see how biased NL is. Real Madrid and Juventus matches don't make front page. Not only their matches, almost everything about them. Only Barca. Its unfair to. The other time someone was hailing Messis penalty in front page, can u imagine.

Because the GOAT of football is involved in the game being currently played. Just kidding.

But seriously I understand. I think the mods should do something. I think fans of the big teams deserve a fair share of front page.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 10:06pm On Jul 05, 2020

Can we attribute the nice pressing game by barca to the inclusion of Roberto to the midfield (attacking), or Messi griezmann beef settled.
Cuz I've said it many times that barca have excess deep lying midfielders. Puig had recently changed the movement of barca while playing has an attacking midfielder. Now Roberto+Vidal seem to be combining well as well

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 9:53pm On Jul 05, 2020

immaculatesense:
I am telling u man...dat guy ehn is somtin else...I am watching d game and enjoy Messi play...those assist are sweet

Why do you guys keeping praising Messi. You should be used to his brilliance by now.
But no, he just keeps inventing beauties everytime..

Later some idiots will be rating him 2nd behind one guy in Italy.
Fans of CR7 watch him to see him score. Football fans watch Messi to him play and entertain.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 9:48pm On Jul 05, 2020

It's like Messi and griezmann have finally come to their senses

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Villareal Vs Barcelona - (1 - 4) On 5th July 2020 by joviegghead: 9:41pm On Jul 05, 2020

Baloranking:
Thunder fire Aturo vidal which kind ball him miss like that.

Sports › Re: The Biggest Free Agents In Football This Summer by joviegghead: 2:09pm On Jul 04, 2020

Pedro!
During the glory days of wingers, this guy was on top. It will be nice to see him comeback and end career in barça.
After all, dude has won everything!!!
A pain-in-the-ass opponent for most defenders. He would slot into any team seamlessly.

I love pedro!

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Politics › Re: Ebonyi Governor Umahi Tests Positive For COVID19. Hands Over To Deputy by joviegghead: 12:13pm On Jul 04, 2020

Hmm.

He'll be fine.

His money got him covered. His isolation will be like vacation while his deputy go work tire.
Wait, Do they even work at all? Yea, to chop money
angry

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Sports › Re: Arthur To Be 13th Star To Play With Messi & CR7... How Do The Rest Compare Duo? by joviegghead: 11:38am On Jul 04, 2020

Humanoid01:
Arthur is a good player, he's just been inconsistent recently. The introduction of Riqui Puig has just made things a little more difficult for him. That kid (Puig) is a beauty to watch. He has some traits of Iniesta in him.

Boy that has been due and ripe since l. When i watched is video clips early last year, I finally understood why fans in Spain were clamoring for the boy to be given playing time.
Right now, he is the only attack-minded midfielder that we have.

Only God knows how many times I prayed barca won't sell him like the other young boys.
Guess my prayer was answered.

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Sports › Re: Arthur To Be 13th Star To Play With Messi & CR7... How Do The Rest Compare Duo? by joviegghead: 11:32am On Jul 04, 2020*

Hmm. Let me be objective. Ronaldo is great, fantastic, super.
Messi is divine.
I don't know why it's so hard to see.
How can one player, lead the charts for goals scored, assists, dribbles completed, chances created and more, while the other is only goal-famous and you still ask who is better?
How can one player out class all midfielders in Europe? This same player does the job of all wingers better? How this same player outscore all strikers?

Remember, Ronaldo has played about 120 games than Messi yet the output Messi has produced defies understanding and surpassing everyone.

Imagine: I give 2 guys to cook. The first guy in one hours cooked rice and chicken. The second guy, in 45 mins, cooked rice, chicken, salad, soup, moin moin, spaghetti and more.

And you're asking which one will I pick?

Messi is the GOAT. If you like Ronaldo because he is handsome or flashy, that's your problem.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Kevin DeBruyne, Sadio Mane & J Henderson: Who Deserves POTY Award For 2019/2020? by joviegghead: 6:10pm On Jul 03, 2020

KDB.
I have always said that Messi is a rare genius. Who can not only score and dribble but is also a master of pass. The only player,after xavi left, with ability to see things that others can't and make incredible passes.

Then i saw KDB. That guy is a midfield genius. Pass, cross, shot- KDB has it all. Like Messi ( in the midfield department tho)

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Fashion › Re: 4 Fashion Must-haves During A Pandemic by joviegghead: 4:36pm On Jul 03, 2020

LizBathory:
Turtle neck in this hot Naija weather? You must be raving mad!

Oh well, welcome to Nairaland, Oh new one!
You'll see strange things. Lol grin

Sports › Re: Messi Pauses His Renewal With Barca & Wants To Leave At End Of Next Season (SER) by joviegghead: 10:01am On Jul 03, 2020

Mtcheew.. This is not the first time it's happening. Using his exit to threaten the board.

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