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Jehovah's Witnesses nko??

One guy yarn me say den no go open until further notice

FromZeroToHero:
I am a Barcelona fan but I will love to see Man City lift the trophy.

Força Barcelona.
Més Què un Club

Same here.
Honestly, if barca, man city or PSG lift the trophy. I'll be glad.
1.Barca have bottled UCL chances over and over again.
2.I love Guardiola a lot.
3.PSG have suffered heart breaks

Hmm!

My fellow barca fans have written barca off already. Truly, bayern are favorites but so many things could go wrong in the match.

First, it's a one-off match. So barca should play it like a final. Funny enough, I can't remember barca losing a one-off match(i.e)

Secondly, barca has more options now. Busquets, vidal, Dembélé will be returning.

Third, Barca can be mad at times. They can turn up any f*cking time. See that Suarez guy ehn, plus others.

Fourth, We've got Messi. That factor is so powerful. Also notice how well de Jong was yesterday. He was the youngest in the midfield and the shining light. I wish barca could have faith in the talented youngsters, but Seiten no get sense. Someone that waited till 80+ mins yesterday to make stupid subs.

Fifth, it's on a neutral ground. No team at home. Though bayern is likelier to turn up. Football sometimes can give you a different story.

pheezylyon:
boss abeg I won learn chess come teach me biko

No whine o. You fit be boss sef. People like you go just destroy me in less than 20 moves. Abeg o.

Igbosmoker:
you are right, i have been watching video on youtube and reading many articles. THANKS

Nice.
Agadmator
Suren
And Mato Jelic are my favorite chess youtubers. But I started with Mato because he had so many videos on attacking chess, which is my style.

Also have a role model. Mine are Mikhail Tal and Bobby Fischer and study their games.

Elui2:
Can you recommend any book?

Just Google.
Check :Play like a grandmaster, Train like grandmaster. Both books are written by Alexander kotov(tho one is more complex than the other. Can't remember)
Art of Attack by vukovic

Also check books on Tactics and Positional Strategy.

In fact, all beginner start with/should know tactics.

ProphetofOdin:
Lolz!!! You obviously know nothing about chess, meet me on chess.com let's settle scores. @prophetofodin.
I no dey like too much noise and make sure u sacrifice ur knights with my bishops and let's see how u wud survive.

Are you on Lichess?

This should be fun. What your rating BTW.(please tell me.

Barca leads. Lenglet
Why isn't this on fp

Barca leads. Lenglet
Why isn't this on fp

ProphetofOdin:
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People think the queen and rook are the most powerful and dangerous but i think the knight is.

LOL! This is funny! Don't say this outside o.
Actually, the Queen remains the most valuable piece in chess. While the knight is the least of all the pieces except the pawns.

No beginners dey value Knights. With a bishop pair, you're guaranteed of success. However, the values of pieces also depends on the position.

Study chess.

It's called smothered mate.

Beginners often fall victim of things like this.

Next time, develop your pieces. Study theoretical opening lines(for white and black). And practice.

Perfect your middle and endgame. Read books (I've got them plenty). Join a chess platform (e.g Lichess, Chess24) to play against other chess players around the world and get stronger.

But remember, study and practice. Success.

Hmm.

Hmm

The last paragraph of the news ehn. Na at citizen's risk o. Police is guaranteeing total coverage of the situation? I laugh.

Anyway, may God help us. And if you've never had one on one contact/problem with cultists, count yourself fortunate. It's not funny

Hmm!

Girls are weird. I think op hurt her bad. But she still loves you down there

I had a girl back then, who pushed for a break up. I had broken up with her once or twice before but she was emotionally wrecked, because I was her first ever.

When we broke up(her idea) , mehn, her hatred for me had no bound. I was confused. Na you break up. And I agreed. But I knew she still loved me deep down. She was just frustrated and feels I used her and easily let her go without fighting. But the hatred eh. Even on GC(WhatsApp) , she's ready to spoil me.

Girls have that touch of confusion and madness in them

Op, talk to that girl, one on one

DSHADOWWALKER:
Such mothers are failures.They should teach their daughters to stay chaste and live a morally good life for themselves so as to be better individuals in the society not for a man.

Finally! Someone with sense!

You're smart!

Hmm! Okay!

Inside a woman's private part. But how?

This is definitely a new spiritual diagnosis ever heard.

Ebuka now will be scared for his life.

But on a low, this news funny. BTW, can anyone tell me what's the problem with this righteousness guy. He said 'marine agents camouflaging as slay queens and slay kings'
I'm tired.

hmm.
I don't know which got me: The doctors attending to man instead of the wife ,or ,the wife laughing while taking the selfie.
The woman go taunt the man die with that pic. Their children will hear the gist too

Hmm! Okay!

China is really proving it self cancerous to the world. But then again, what can we do?
We can't cut them off completely.

Hmm
Mothers love telling their daughters to stay chaste and good girls so men can come for them.

Well, the narrative isn't like that(reality) . Because bad Girls end up where good girls aim to be.

First it was Mia Khalifa. Now cossy. Both ladies, are known to have taste different candies with varying sizes. What then is the benefit of being a good girl. Lol.
Just kidding o

Rgade:
Mtchew, fake WhatsApp chats everywhere.
I'm currently working on a code that detects fake news.
Once you post any nonsense or fake news, the device you posted it from will explode in your stupid face.
After I'm done developing it; I'm going to dedicate it to all the hungry bloggers,too many to count that are currently plaguing our cyber space in this country.

Ha ha ha.
Mehn this got me bad

Mykel51:
Ronaldo is the record highest scorer and record assist holder in the Champions league...

I know about the goals. The assists? Not sure

paulolee:
anxiousness naim do u...

No mind am. Because the girl don post am die.

hmm
Penetration good,but pre-intimacy is golden.

Guy are always so eager to go all in with so much anxiousness .
Just have fun. Play a little.That way you'll be comfortable and confident to last.
BTW, pre-intimacy can give her so much satisfaction(orgasm), that thrusting becomes just a cherry on top the cake. The aim should be satisfy her and make her come back(they ALWAYS do,if you play well).

Sadly,you messed up. Even worse,There's is no second chance for a first impression. Just learn from this.

Age is just a numerical code for how long you've been on earth. Nothing more, nothing less.
If you feel you love her and she feels the same way,why not?
We Africans bother a lot about shit like age difference unlike whites.

if you're bothered , look at Nick Jonas and priyanka chopra.10 years due difference. No shit. Because she is beautiful like she's in her 30s. Age is nothing but a number.

GamalNasser:
I have my own USSD gateway U don't so keep quiet ..Do U know how long I have been working and pioneering value with USSD ?
Do you know how long it took to get USSD fly banking because of this charge centre issue .
If you don't know what they are saying ask

I'm sorry, but I'm not the one posting a seemingly contradictory message that goes like 'they want to kill USSD again'.

Sounding like some frustrated lunatic. But then again, mad people yapa. All the shit you typed, take it elsewhere.

GamalNasser:
They want to kill USSD again

Do you have any idea what this news means at all.

It's funny how most people in this thread don't even understand what's going on.

Brukx:
Gustavo Fring (Breaking Bad)

Interesting!

FunFact:
I don’t think he’s lazy. I think he’s just too cheap to invest more in the forum or he’s already quite comfortable with the way it is

Seun, lalasticlala and Co.

Their case don tire me. This forum could be better. But I guess they're comfortable with the current mediocrity.

bigpicture001:
You know all these but u don't follow the show..?

Do you want an academic explanation on the difference between following an event and hearing something about an event?

FunFact:
NAIRALAND is still using one design since 2005

Hmmm! Okay!

Ha ha ha ha.
Nairaland needs to step up and change it's user interface. The green and white thing isn't fun. The design has been there for God knows how long.

The biggest online forum in Nigeria should be colourful and exciting.
But Seun and him cohorts no go hear.

Hmmm! Okay!

I asked for news on laycon, and this is what I get?

I'm weak. It's like laycon is dulling o.
How can a bitch be using your head to play games.
Which one is 'I'm mentally attracted to you'?

Ahn ahn!
After banging that benue brat. Laycon, step up na. You finish from a school with sharp guys . You suppose get OT na. If she tripping leave the bitch alone. Don't fall hand.

Even kidwayya didn't suffer this much before smashing her.
She kom 'brain zone' my guy

Hmm

Ousmane Dembele( injury-ravaged)
Mikel Obi (could have been better in his natural position AM)
Marco Reus
Gareth Bale(injury and out of favor at madrid)
Christian Tello(don't understand how barca let go of him)
Guilliano
Alexis Sanchez

In fact ehn, they are plenty, especially from that Brazil and their other South American counterparts