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PoliticsRe: Diekolola Olatanwa Osa-Avielele Dies After Birth Of Son In US by joviegghead: 5:02pm On Aug 01, 2020
Hmm.

Sad.

Even despite giving birth in the US. The wealth.
The achievements.

This life is just so crazy. Death is even worse.

This life, just live it best. Because the future is a mystery, a package with several content including death. Achieve all you can and make best use of your time in this life.


Just glad the baby is well.
RomanceRe: . by joviegghead: 2:10pm On Aug 01, 2020
Lol
You problem is quite peculiar. Maybe excess anxiety since it's gonna be your first.

I don't know.

But then again, what do I know?
PoliticsRe: Mum Of Chidinma Ajoku Who Died In Container Accident Speaks Up Against Injustice by joviegghead: 1:58pm On Aug 01, 2020
Hmm.

Something has to be done indeed.
Quite sad. A pretty lady with potentials gone.

But I doubt if sanwo-olu as the balls like fashola to take action.
RomanceRe: Man Divorces Pregnant Wife For Uploading Baby Shower Pics Wearing Pant And Bra by joviegghead: 7:19pm On Jul 30, 2020
Oh dear.
Okay! I understand the husband has the right to be angry.
But divorce?? Nah, that's too harsh.

As for the lady, It seems not to understand her spouse. Because If you know the kind of man you're married to, I doubt you'll pull up a 'nicki minaj baby bump' imitation.

But then again, what do I know? Screw marriage and it's problems.
CrimeRe: Police Officer Cuts Wife's Leg Over Cold Meal In Lagos (graphic Photos) by joviegghead: 7:14pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hmm

Everyone seems to be crazy and angry.
What's going on?

That's how one man at the ATM queue said he'll beat me up just because I came and took an advanced position unknowingly. Just like that.
PoliticsRe: 12 Prominent Nigerians Who Died In July 2020 by joviegghead: 7:09pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hmm

Sad sad sad.

Funny enough, more deaths are still to occur(please, don't attack me. It's just life. It's inevitable)

And the man wished by many to be on the death list has to be Buhari. What a news it will be for his haters.

May be God protect us all.
RomanceRe: Side Chick Escapes Through Window After Lover’s Wife Came Knocking by joviegghead: 7:09pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hmm
At least she escaped.
This side chick has shame.
I know some girls that won't even flinch. They'll stand and wait. They might even end up beating up the wife. Craze girls dem dey o.
CareerRe: FAAN Pays Staff Half Salary After Top Officials, Children Stole Over N750m by joviegghead: 6:52pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hmm
This is interesting.
750 million isn't a small sum.
The worse part is that all those involved will walk out of this scandal unscathed.
The ministry of aviation under which its jurisdiction this fraud occurred is likely not to do anything since it's benefitting(how did they get the letterhead? )

Now the floor staff are suffering.
Organizations within this country seriously should invest in accountability and transparency.

I guess it's a joke. I mean, even the investigating authorities are even covering it. What's the use?

This is bad.

I'll say it again: The country needs a revolution.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Best Dribblers In La Liga And Europe(see Lists). by joviegghead(op): 6:42pm On Jul 30, 2020
solonubinho:
List incomplete without Chikwueze.
It's a stat-based list.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Best Dribblers In La Liga And Europe(see Lists). by joviegghead(op): 6:31pm On Jul 30, 2020
Therapyken:
According to Pique, while Ronaldo is the best of humans, Messi is not human.
But Ronaldo is one of the best of humans. This make sense. Other people dey. Maradona, Cruyff, Ronaldinho and others.

Messi is an alien.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Best Dribblers In La Liga And Europe(see Lists). by joviegghead(op): 5:23pm On Jul 30, 2020
chatinent:
This Messi guy tho.
The guy weak you abi
CrimeRe: Babakaka Ngorgi Killed By Soldier Suffering Depression In Borno by joviegghead:
Hmm
There goes another depressed soul.
CrimeRe: I Was Raped By Policeman For Not Wearing Face-Mask In Rivers - Widow Narrates by joviegghead: 3:40pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hmmm.

I hope this can be proven?

But then, I have seen how this barbarians behave. Trust me, we don't have a police force. Just miscreants wearing the black uniform.
BusinessRe: An Overcrowded Street Market In Port-Harcourt, Rivers State (Photos) by joviegghead: 3:28pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hmm.
Overcrowded?
Come to Lagosgrin

There's even space to walk comfortably, judging by the picture.
You fit even snap. Try it an 'overcrowded' market in Lagos.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Best Dribblers In La Liga And Europe(see Lists). by joviegghead(op): 11:53am On Jul 30, 2020
tfash96:
Still looking for hushpuppi on the list.. Is he no longer playing football.. Oh forgive me I've forgotten he's a tapin merchant
grin grin grin

You're mean
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Best Dribblers In La Liga And Europe(see Lists). by joviegghead(op): 8:33am On Jul 30, 2020
obonujoker:
Adams traore dribble pass Pessi, how?? grin.... Even in tough EPl over weak Laliga bottom teans sad cheesy
He is a winger, what do you expect? It's even funny he's leading with just one successful dribble
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Best Dribblers In La Liga And Europe(see Lists). by joviegghead(op): 8:32am On Jul 30, 2020
mannobi:
Adama traore that player is not a footballer he is more of a rugby player with his physique
Lol. I think his size gives him an edge over others.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Best Dribblers In La Liga And Europe(see Lists). by joviegghead(op): 8:30am On Jul 30, 2020
emillysmigael:
Traore... I see him leaving wolves soon. He is such a good winger
True!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Best Dribblers In La Liga And Europe(see Lists). by joviegghead(op): 2:18am On Jul 30, 2020
Leo Messi, best dribbler in La Liga

The Argentine star is once again the player with most successful dribbles in the Spanish league and is second across Europe's top leagues

Leo Messi was not only tops scorer this season with 25 goals in La Liga, top assist provider with 21 but also the most successful dribbler. The Barça captain attempted 283 dribbles in La Liga in 2019/20 with 182 successful, giving him the best success rate of 64.31%. 

Messi's total of successful dribbles puts him way ahead of second placed Nabil Fekir with the Betis midfielder having made 98 successful dribbles. The Barça number 10 is also way ahead of the rest of the La Liga top five. 

Player ||Successful dribbles||Attempted dribbles

1. Leo Messi 182||283

2.Nabil Fekir 98 ||159

3.Fabián Orellana 69 ||156

4.Lucas Ocampos 67||180

5. Take Kubo 64||140


As for the rest of the top leagues in Europe, Leo Messi is just one behind the man in first place. The Barça striker's total of 182 is only beaten by La Masia product and current Wolves player Adama Traore. The top five is rounded out by Wilfred Zaha (Crystal Palace), Boga (Sassuolo) and Saint-Maximim (Newcastle). 

Only Premier League winger Zaha has attempted more dribbles with his total of 308 compared to Messi's 283. Leo Messi, simply an exceptional player in all categories. 

Player||Successful dribbles||Attempted dribbles

1.Adama Traoré 183 || 264

2.Leo Messi 182 || 283

3.Wilfried Zaha 163 || 308

4.Jeremie Boga 132 || 232

5.Allan Saint-Maximin 121 || 194


Source: https://www.fcbarcelona.com/en/news/1744580/leo-messi-best-dribbler-in-la-liga

FamilyRe: Lady Recreates The "Calm Down" Video Of Boy And His Mother by joviegghead: 10:12pm On Jul 29, 2020
Hmm
Nigeria ehn. Any small trend seen as an opportunity to trend. And na talentless people dey do that tin pass.
BusinessRe: Is Abuja Still Lucrative For Business? by joviegghead: 9:35pm On Jul 29, 2020
Hmm.
Even tho I don't know what the op is onto, the answer to is question is Yes!

Abuja will always be lucrative for business, but it depends on what you're into.
Whatever it may be, don't expect it to be rosy immediately like where you were. You'll definitely need to acclimatize to the high cost of living.

But with proper planning and strategy, coupled with good networking and smart work, you should be okay.
EducationRe: What I Saw Today Broke My Heart. by joviegghead: 9:30pm On Jul 29, 2020
Times are hard. That guy probably has a family to feed. He can't steal, so he decides to push all shames aside and advertise himself.
Meanwhile, one idiot just squandered 150k for one yeye 'scheme', and flatly said he wanted to give it a try.
No equation in this life at all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL 2019/20: Best Players, Managers, Goals And More Chosen By Journalists by joviegghead: 8:45pm On Jul 28, 2020
Okay
PoliticsRe: Buhari, APC Governors In A Crucial Meeting (Photos) by joviegghead: 12:59pm On Jul 28, 2020
Hmm
So political party concerns takes precedence over national concerns?

Waste of time, if you ask me.
SportsRe: Players With The Most Man-of-the-match Award In 2019/2020 Season. by joviegghead(op): 6:34pm On Jul 26, 2020
Puloc:
The only G.O.A.t there is and there will ever be. Not the wanna be Goat we all know-The king of tapins and penalgoals.
Watch penaldos fans avoid this thread like covid-19

laslasticlala
Lol. It's always Messi vs Ronaldo.

Lala no gree answer
TV/MoviesRe: I Got Pregnant As A Virgin At 23 – Wathoni by joviegghead: 5:27pm On Jul 26, 2020
Lol
TV/MoviesRe: Wathoni Kisses Kiddwaya During BBNaija Truth Or Dare Game by joviegghead: 4:18pm On Jul 26, 2020
Hmm
Can someone tell me how that fixes the problems of NL'ers.

Mtcheew.
Rubbish.
HealthRe: Jilted Lover Commits Suicide In Kano By Stabbing Himself To Death by joviegghead: 8:33pm On Jul 25, 2020
Hmm.
The ability to control ones emotions is a strong skill all need to have.
Sadly some people just find it hard to let go and move on. And when they can't, they do something drastic.
This guy is a freaking weakling.
Sports11 Records Broken By Lionel Messi This 2019 /2020 Season by joviegghead(op): 12:36pm On Jul 25, 2020
Lionel Messi may not have added another La Liga title to his honours list but it has still been an impressive year thus far.

The Argentine has still been able to produce in what has been a mediocre season for the Catalan giants.


But Messi has still smashed yet more records to further etch his name into the history books.

Here are the 11 records broken by the Argentinean star this term.


Seventh La Liga top scorer award

Messi has scored 25 times in La Liga this term - his lowest total since 2009 - but it is still enough to see him head the charts.




Legendary Athletic Bilbao forward Telmo Zarra won it on six occasions in the 1940s and 50s but Messi is not out on his own with seven.

Most La Liga assists in a season

One of Messi's greatest qualities is that he is creative as well as prolific.

The Argentine has supplied 22 assists this term, surpassing the previous total of 21 held by former team-mate Xavi.





First La Liga player win 20 goals and 20 assists in a season

As we said - he scores and creates. Messi became the first player in the Spanish top flight to put up such numbers.

Thierry Henry, who played alongside Messi at Barcelona, did so while at Arsenal in 2002/03.


Most Player of the Month awards

Seven times Messi has been named as La Liga's standout player over a month period.

In a way you expected it to be more but when his standards as so high you often expect brilliance.


First Player to score 20 La Liga goals for 12 straight seasons

Messi broke the 20 goal barrier in Pep Guardiola's first season in charge and has never looked back.




His haul of 50 in 2011/12 remains his most prolific season.



First player in history to have 1000 goal involvements

The Barcelona star is now part of an exclusive club that contains one member.

He has scored over 600 goals in his career and been equally as generous when it comes to supplying his team-mates.


First player in Spanish history to win 500 games

Messi's longevity coupled with his influence in a side that has dominated for so long helped him achieve the incredible feat.

The likes of Xavi, Andres Iniesta and Carlos Puyol will have won their fair share of games, but never hit such numbers.



Most hat-tricks in La Liga history

This record was formerly held by Messi's long time rival Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Real Madrid legend scored 34 trebles but Messi has now notched 36.


Most El Clasico appearances by a Barcelona player

Messi took on Los Blancos for a 43rd time this season, although he failed to win either game against them.

His hat-trick against them back in 2007 remains one of his breakout moments.


First player to score in 15 consecutive Champions League campaigns

When the 33-year-old scored against Slavia Prague in October he broke yet another record.

Messi scored his first ever goal in Europe's top club competition against Panathinaikos in 2005.

Most teams scored against in Champions League history

Messi scored against his 34th different team in the Champions League this season.

He has scored 114 times in all with six English clubs on the receiving end of his brilliance.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/11-records-lionel-messi-broken-22404412

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