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Education / Re: Mathematics Give Away Challenge For Geniuses by Joyboy1(m): 11:59pm On Apr 16, 2020
2x2-8x=0
Collect like terms
2x2=0+8
2x2=8
Divide both sides by 2
2x2÷2=8÷2
X2=4
Square both sides
X=2

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Celebrities / Re: Kokufundation To Take Care Of Ene, Unclad Emaciated Lady At Jubilee Bridge Ajah by Joyboy1(m): 9:08pm On Oct 18, 2019
Tomidgreat:
When will we start seeing things for what they really are? The lady in the picture is said to be HIV positive and she’s depressed and malnourished as well...No be everything be yahoo boys...we should do away with the silly mentality. Our mumu don do abeg...she needs help not criticism.

I agree to some points....but why is she unclad?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 0) On 18th September 2019 by Joyboy1(m): 7:46pm On Sep 18, 2019
PSG 1 - 3 RMD
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Juventus UCL (2 - 2) On 18th September 2019 by Joyboy1(m): 7:45pm On Sep 18, 2019
ATM 2 - 1 JUV
Phones / Re: Can You Solve This Problem? (photo) by Joyboy1(m): 5:48pm On Sep 14, 2019
.+15+15=30

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Sports / Re: Ozil And Kolasinac To Miss Arsenal's Game At Newcastle Over Security Fears by Joyboy1(m): 11:24pm On Aug 09, 2019
mokkalu1:
I don't understand. have they been staying indoors since?


so u are not aware? It took Leno a long pass to send Ozils food through Xhaka but Matic tried to block it but passed the food to Pepe. Pepe danced pass Maguire and put the food pass De Gea and went straight into the net!


I discovered I just constructed Lubbish
Autos / Honda Accord 08 Problem by Joyboy1(m): 3:39pm On Aug 08, 2019
Please Dear Nairalander,
Flywheel and clutch disc plate was changed but since then the battery and oil light has been ON on the dashboard. It doesn't even move well. Please what can we do
Romance / Re: A Call That Broke My Heart by Joyboy1(m): 5:32pm On Aug 04, 2019
What the OP said was true about transaction. i actually did a transaction yesterday as well with my keystone account and the date reads 5th Aug., 2019.

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Romance / Re: A Call That Broke My Heart by Joyboy1(m): 4:54am On Aug 04, 2019
Op please let us know why you are so moved about her challenges, that's how we others can also assist. it is good that you have a good heart towards your fellow man and may God bless you for what you have done. kindly state her matter here, then each will know what kind of help to render. Thanks
Romance / Re: A Call That Broke My Heart by Joyboy1(m): 7:54pm On Aug 03, 2019
dasauce:
Please People, beware of this fraudsters oooo. That transaction details shows 5th August 2019... and today is 3rd...
Everything seems doctored and the transaction details looks so fake(Graphics Work).
Let's be guided oo.. hence you'll be enriching a Yahoo Boy..

Are you a crime detective? You are supposed to be given an award!

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Politics / Re: Sowore's Fake Arrest by Joyboy1(m): 9:41am On Aug 03, 2019
APCHaram:


Sowore's Sahara Reporters was and still is a CIA psych-OPs.

Google : Operation Mocking Bird.

That man is an agent provocateur.

He is working for Buhari towards justifying full scale military deployment to the south.

His useless Marxist revolution is meant to stir up anarchy which the satanic Buhari govt will then justify the use of military force and declare state of emergency in the south, suspending the constitution and appointing Hausa Fulani military administrators towards getting his RUGA. The military deployment will consist of Fulani and BH jihadist.

Sowore is a bastard

Your proof sir
Education / Re: What Does Outstanding Mean In WAEC Result? by Joyboy1(m): 6:07pm On Jul 26, 2019
ARCHEMEDESME:
Please help me out,am frustrated and depressed right now I just don't think I should live again
Data processing-B3
Civic Education-B3
English Language-D7
Igbo Language-B2
General mathematics-OUTSTANDING
Agricultural science-B3
Biology-B3
Chemistry -c4
Physics-B3
I want to apply for remarking but do you think i can make it

No problem at all. My sister had this challenge few years ago and when the result was released after few months....it came Good. English C5. Go and calm down

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Celebrities / Re: Late Rashidi Yekini’s Mother Alhaja Sidikat Sells Bread For Survival In Kwara by Joyboy1(m): 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2019
Born2Breed:
Is Rashidi Yekini her only child?

Yekini served and was paid well.

I remember when they always boycott games due to non payment of allowance.

The family should help mama and forget government wey never even pay pensioners finish.



Which match did he boycott?

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi: Egypt Is Where I Started & Finished My National Career by Joyboy1(m): 3:21pm On Jul 18, 2019
You started with [b]Third Place and [b]finish with [b]Third Place.....What a great achievement!


[b]Messi started with... and ended with?
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi: Egypt Is Where I Started & Finished My National Career by Joyboy1(m): 3:20pm On Jul 18, 2019
You started with Third Place[\b] and [b]finish with [b]Third Place[\b].....What a great achievement!


[b]Messi started with... and ended with?[\b]
Family / Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Joyboy1(m): 2:41pm On Jul 01, 2019
How many bathrooms do u have? if you have bathroom then go in and do the stuff there

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Sports / Re: OFFICIAL: Manchester United Sign Aaron Wan-bissaka From Crystal Palace For £50m by Joyboy1(m): 2:20pm On Jun 29, 2019
I am happy with how far Manchester United has been active on Transfer so far.....They keep buying Rubbish

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Religion / Re: Busola Dakolo: Nigerians To Protest At COZA Church On Sunday Over Rape Allegatio by Joyboy1(m): 7:12am On Jun 29, 2019
Nigeria is in serious mess. Kidnapping everywhere.... Herdsmen killing everywhere, no one thought of a protest to end this but protesting over a church! Na wa o
Religion / Re: Prophet Israel Oladele Ogundipe Gives A Family N250k For Accommodation by Joyboy1(m): 7:34pm On Jun 23, 2019
cdqyehyeh:
I call this show up favour bt is far better than nothing

How can man ever please man? If he does it without anyone knowing....they will say 'its a lie'. If anyone does anything good either 'On or off camera..... please appreciate and if you can't appreciate, move on!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea: AFCON 2019 (1 - 0) Full Time by Joyboy1(m): 8:30am On Jun 23, 2019
LegalOpinion:


Only an unsound coach will use Ighalo to start an AFCON game. Ighalo cannot play 45 minutes impressively in AFCON. He is better of as a substitute.

Onigbinde made similar blunder in Japan/Korea 2002 by starting the aging and unfit Kanu Nwankwo against Argentina. Juan Sebastine Veron want him out in minutes and we lost that game.

Ighalo is the most experienced striker in SE today but he can't stay on the pitch for more than 30 minutes in African Football.

If you say unfit Kanu....I agree in 2002 but aging Kanu......NO NO! Don't forget he played 8 more years after the WC in Korea/Japan. He started and gave John Chukwudi Utaka that killer pass against Cameroon in 2004. He won the FA Cup for Portsmouth too. If Ighalo is fit enough......Abeg let Rohr start him!

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Dissolves LG, Board Chairmen, Places Embargo On Council, State by Joyboy1(m): 6:53pm On May 30, 2019
patrickmuf:
The Local Government is suppose to be autonomous. Independent of the state in order for development to be taken to the grass root.


Exactly sir but in this case it is NOT!
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Dissolves LG, Board Chairmen, Places Embargo On Council, State by Joyboy1(m): 4:20pm On May 30, 2019
patrickmuf:
Local Government Autonomy is the way forward, can a President sack state governors? No. Are presidents not succeeding irrespective of the fact that the opposition control some states? We sometimes give our leaders the unnecessary support to go ahead and do wrong because of our blind support.

Each Governor is responsible to the affairs of his state. We all know that Local Governments are just figureheads. Development of states in Nigeria is not by the work of the President.....it's the Governor
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Dissolves LG, Board Chairmen, Places Embargo On Council, State by Joyboy1(m): 8:10am On May 30, 2019
kehinde1588:
Its glaring that this man will be a total failure. He will be worst than fayose of ekiti... Initial gra gra too dey do this man. I doubt if he has vision for Oyo people.

What do u want him to do? If he left them and didn't succeed...u same people will bash him. Ask yourself, if u were to be in his shoes, will u allow opposition party to work with u when your party has their structure?

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Family / Re: You Are To Dash 1million To Your Parents. How Much Goes To Mum And Dad by Joyboy1(m): 6:30pm On May 23, 2019
It's 50/50.....NO CHEATING

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Sports / Re: Vincent Kompany Leaves Man City After 11 Years To Join Anderlecht by Joyboy1(m): 6:20am On May 20, 2019
Damfostopper:
äm still waiting to see that Nigerian abi African players that will comeback home to play and retire in their country......



N/B.....this excludes Egypt and South Africa..... some players from those two countries do return back

Garba Lawal did!

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Car Talk / Re: Have You Ever Wondered Why Steering Wheels Are Not In The Center?-read This by Joyboy1(m): 12:09pm On Apr 26, 2019
candlewax:

no mind am oo. He wan bleep you
Cc Juliette05
As a man is......so are his thoughts!
Celebrities / Re: Baba Suwe Recuperating In US, Walking Without Support Of A Stick by Joyboy1(m): 11:31pm On Apr 25, 2019
AlhajaChinyere:


You and your hopeless generations will be slaves. Why don't you go and ask your parents why they born you without any plan, into grinding poverty.

Keep fantasising about USA! Foolish people borning unnecessary unneeded children they cannot feed or bring up properly into the world. Becoming a frustrated adult like this Joyboy1. Pity!

people are going through a lot of things in this country. How can a comment you can simply ignore/correct spring up curses like this! No wonder we aren't growing as a country. Things we simply can settle via dialogue is settled by curse. What a pity and Shame!
Car Talk / Re: Have You Ever Wondered Why Steering Wheels Are Not In The Center?-read This by Joyboy1(m): 6:54pm On Apr 25, 2019
Juliette05:
so that bus drivers can stick out their hands to shake policemen on where your inner lights duty

My sister, please can we meet? You are blessed with great wisdom and mighty understanding. You are very Outtelligent!

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Education / Re: Adekunle Ajasin University Ondo Shut Down Over Protest. Photos by Joyboy1(m): 6:27pm On Apr 25, 2019
This students fighting for school fees are just wasting their time. I wish I knew certificate has NO value when I was in school, I would have channelled my school fees to Food business.
Celebrities / Re: Baba Suwe Recuperating In US, Walking Without Support Of A Stick by Joyboy1(m): 6:10pm On Apr 25, 2019
We have nothing to lose if the whites re-slave us

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Drives Convertible Ferrari In Abuja by Joyboy1(m): 6:08pm On Apr 07, 2019
springtech:
Person wey no Sabi how him mate dey make am, him go run run run die.

If you love yourself, don't envy nobody.

Run your race.
Live your life.
Life is not about competition.

Turn by turn, naim be life.

I read through page 1, 2 skipped 3 then rushed to 4 to read a sensible comment...And finally, someone with a good sense is here. You deserve to be made the Traditional Ruler of your village.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Take A Look At This Hilarious Letter Written To Apply To A Filling Station Job by Joyboy1(m): 5:29pm On Mar 28, 2019
Yeye Op can spell 'doing' but can't spell 'Do'

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