₦airaland Forum

SweetBuns:


What if there was no nairaland?
What will you do?

Sister, how come you are this sensible and intelligentful. You are so brainous and highly factorisable. I love your comments!

Because there PROBLEMS are over

ikbnice:
at least, our parents do not have any premonitions about our wrong doing. But what will you say to a parent who gives a bucket that would likely break to a child to go fetch water and afterwards beat the child when the bucket eventually got broken on the way?
God knows that we would sin, why punish us for it again?

Of course we can live without sin if we allow the holy spirit to guide us.

falcon01:
there's a lot of shit we don't know about this world e.g
does God actually exist?? if yes Which among the thousand Gods is the real one? if No why. the f*ck are we on earth? is it even a male or female? does it Actually love us if yes why will he burn and torture us for going against his will which he already predestined ?? I just try not to think of all that nonsense and focus on been successfully.

As a sane and caring Parent, why will your parents discipline or use stick on you just to correct you.

Pamtoye:
So. .. Man U will beat Barca??
O. P.. Better stop deceiving ursef
Man u will lose home and away!!!!! �

P. S.. Barca has not lost a champions league match at home in camp nou 4 d last 7 years !

But they lost in the last 8 years..... meaning they can lose now

SkinnyNigga:
Palau of all places... there's a Nigerian embassy in Australia.. that's the closest..

You mean the person should apply from Australia?

sonofElElyon:
So KANU being the MOST intelligent means others were not intelligent
You clearly lack the capacity to comprehend!

Yes I do. If we can at least have people like you who can comprehend in Nigeria......Then NIGERIA shall soon BE GREAT

sonofElElyon:
KANU Nwankwo was the most intelligent player Nigeria has ever had #fact

So u mean others are dull and not creative. Full of mugus.....

Offpoint:
Please!!! how many Nairalanders are using it?

That isn't the problem of 'Seun'. I still don't even use Facebook Messenger....I prefer to use Facebook from my Browser (opera)

chemgee:
All those saying he's da GOAT, abeg how may goals him score, or how many trophies him win?

Jay Jay was an average player.

He won the CAN 1994. He was the Captain of Bolton Wanderers for 3 years

Offpoint:
13 years later, still nairaland still can't play video, no single update for 13 years except remover of 0 pagination. Seün should resign as nairaland CEO. He's too un-innovative for my liking. Imagine YouTube, Google, Facebook, Twitter etc looking the same way for over 13 years with zero update or modifications.

What of Nairaland Apps? Isn't that an innovation?

Na real guys full Nairaland

I think since January, light in my area has been more than perfect.... We have been enjoying totally no power supply!

Victorious1000:
I swear something is seriously wrong with this mahmood

sometimes I thought it's Manhood and not Mahmood

Justwise can you please give me an idea of what to do. The information I have obtained so far is that I need to write an invitation to the embassy. Please how do I do this, please kindly give me idea of what to do!

interested

Greetings to all Nairalanders.
I'm receiving a visitor from Palau. Please what's the process all about. I need reasonable contributions please

Lankybaby:
we are lasu we are proud...my almamata

I think I know you in LASU! You live very close to Iwo road, Ibadan, Lagos State

With all this travail in Nigeria, someone is still asking for anal penetration.

Omoge87:
Dear OP.

I don’t really understand this philosophy myself. I am a Nigerian lady. I currently work, I bought and drive my own car. Have almost completed my MSc which I paid for myself. My point being as a Nigerian lady I have never cared about what material thing a guy has. What girls think a guy can provide for them- they can actually provide for themselves if they work hard.

I have only been in two relationships in my life - but in those relationships I never cared about anything material. I cared about their long term vision and goals etc... I remember my first ex didn’t drive. I am the one that would drop him home after church etc.. When they had a need I would help. When I had need they would offer to help and I would politely decline - if it was monetary - simply cos I don’t want any guy to be saying he did xyz for me. Also I noticed Nigerian men associate helping their girlfriends with sex - so far as they are gifting you and giving you money they expect sex in return and as I am not a prostitute - I decline such things. I would rather ask my parents if I had any monetary needs. I don’t believe boyfriend should become your driver or your bank when courtship and vice versa. When you are husband and wife - then yes I can accept financial assistance from my husband - but not boyfriend. Why should a boyfriend be paying my fees or rent? I just don’t understand it at all. A girl should learn to be self - sufficient - when she has her own she won’t care if a guy has BMW or plenty money. She will rather want someone who is compatible with her vision and life long goals.

Bottom line my philosophy is if a girl works hard she won’t have to rely on a man for anything- she will not care if he has a car or money as her first port of call. She will be interested in - does he have a Job, is he a Christian, family background etc... because she wants someone likeminded and compatible with her also.

I think it is laziness that makes some girls want to live off a man. I just don’t understand it at all. My brain cannot comphrend the thought. There is nothing like having your own independence as a woman. I am not a feminist oooo. I just believe in hard work so you don’t have to rely on anyone or beg anyone for anything in this life.

On this same forum there was a post that asked would you rather a rich husband that cheats but provides or a poor husband that is faithful but can’t provide. I just shook my head. Why can’t one just have a hardworking husband and a hard working wife who are both faithful and provide for each other’s needs ?

Awesome Contribution! Are you sure you are a Nigerian?

I think it's the OP

PrimadonnaO:
But how do you feel saying things like this?

How do y'all do it? Make scathing statements and inferences and all manner of vulgarities!

Can I enrol in your school ma? I lack English

Catfish farming business all the way! Fingerlings Plastic Containers Hose Feeds

Catfish farming business all the way! Fingerlings Plastic Containers Hose Feeds

and finally the end has come to the world

NOC1:
Can person wey beg fill a car tank? 145 × 80= 11,600.
Hope you learnt something today, if you by any means use a vehicle owned by a female, courtesy demand you fill up the thank. #gentleman.

You are absolutely right. Did he beg Linda for her car?

edunwanna:
women are pretenders, that the truth

so you pretend too.... I catch you today

Katier00:
May be her limits has not been stretch. I don't get angry easily but pretending is far from it

But you got angry with me yesterday over a little isss....!




lol don't mind me, I just feel like stretching your limits����

Happy New Year to ASUU and FG

ADEKNO1:
To the Admin Please I will like to be anonymous
I am from Ogun State Abeokuta precisely and my girl friend is from Ekiti but born and brought in Ibadan but she studied in Abeokuta. We both met two years ago in Abeokuta since then we are deeply in love, we both are in a good relationship. Now we both thought its time for us to open our relationship to our family... Now, Both the family didn't support us because She and I came from Ekiti and Abeokuta respectively... We both are now confused because we are deeply in love... Please what can we do?

Then confuse them by going to God in prayers.

I will become the next president. Arsenal will win the league. Yahoo plus will turn to Yahoo minus Mr. Seun CEO of Nairaland will be given international award.

I am thanking God because my sister's, wife's, mom's pants was not stolen.......
Many whose pants were stolen can relate with this....

Thank God for 2018 for ending it with joy and success than 2017